Update: 8/18/14

So, it's been a while. A very long while. I'm in college now, and am generally super busy, so while I'm unwilling to say I've abandonded any of my in-progress fic, they're gonna be on an extended hiatus for what I'm going to call "a while". Also, I won't be posting any new fic here, as I haven't read much of anything on here since I got my AO3 invite last year. That's where the new stuff will be, but as I currently don't have anything posted I'm unwilling to add a link just yet. This is the only alteration I'm making to my profile page, so everything under the cut will remain as it was last year, ie. highly embarrassing and generally immature-sounding. This is mostly for my own benefit, so when I do come back and update and link to my AO3, I can laugh at how much I've changed. I think I'm going to do hat right now, actually. The best to you all!

Books: Harry Potter Series, Inkheart and Inkspell, Unwind by Neil Shusterman, Battle Royale by Koshun Takami, The Hunger Games Trilogy, the Artemis Fowl series, the Hannibal Lector books, and We The Living by Ayn Rand. I really do read a lot, but am at a transition point in my life where I'm bridging up from the 'Teen' section of the bookstore to the rest of the store. Yet I still really enjoy children’s' novels. Go figure.

Movies: Star Trek '09, Kill Bill Volume 1, Kill Bill Volume 2, Inception, How to Train Your Dragon, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Despicable Me, The Emperor’s New Groove, Transformers, Independence Day, Predator, Harry Potter 4, The Simpsons Movie, The Indiana Jones series, Cinderella Man, and Super 8.

Music: My Chemical Romance; Rammstein; Megaherz; Vocaloids KAITO, Gumi, Len, Rin, Luka, and Miku; the first Evanescence album; Muse, Rise Against; Fabri Fibra; Nirvana; The Killers; Death Cab for Cutie; The Dresden Dolls; Amanda Palmer; Bon Jovi; FlorenceThe Machine; Jack off Jill; and anything that tickles my fancy at the moment.

TV: Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Falling Skies, Heroes, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Star Trek TOS, Star Trek TNG, Star Trek: Enterprise, Stargate SG1, The Original Pokémon, The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Dragon Ball Z, the history channel, the Investigation Discovery Channel, and the Syfy channel.

Video Games: Portal, Portal 2, Call of Duty: World at War, Pokémon (From Sapphire/Ruby through Black/White), de Blob, de Blob 2, The Ratchet and Clank series, and many, many more.

Languages: English, currently taking Russian.

Guilty Pleasures: Yaoi, slash, boiling-hot showers, crying, gore movies, and sleeping. All the time.

Fun fact: Nobody in my family knows I read slashfic, which is why I'm so nervous to write it. The last thing I need is my mom to invade my privacy and sift through my MSWord only to find some...that'd be like turning me over to the gestapo.

Creepy fact: If you review, favorite, or alert any of my stories I will most likely read your profile and check out the stories you've written (to see if I've read them), the stories you've favorited (again, to see if I've read them), and the authors you've favorited (once more, to see if I've read them). I hope this doesn't make me a creeper or discourage you from doing any of those things; I'm just curious about who reads my stories and what kind of audience I attract. Also, I am trying to figure out what exactly compels a reader to read a story, so it all gets pooled into my mind so I can make some strange, non-scientific formula one day ;)

Quotes:

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gunna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! - Cave Johnson

Freedom has no caste, so there is no place for it in Cybertron today. History makes some bots villains for doing what they thought was right; if that happens to me as well, so be it. I can only do what is the right thing to do. - Megatron

Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!" - Alfalfa; The Little Rascals

Don't put all your eggs in one basket. When the basket breaks so will all your eggs, and then you'll be lonely and hungry, because not only will you have had no chicks to keep you company and no eggs to eat. Friendship is kind of like that. So have a bunch of baskets and hold them all like you carry water on sticks over your shoulders. That way they stay away from you and when they break - because they will - you wont get hurt. The wisest person I know.

It's disgustingly narcissistic to pray for victory. God loves you no more and no less than he loves your enemies. Me

Pairings:

Hetalia:

SpainXRomano

Itacest

GermanyXRomano

GermanyXVeneciano

Germancest

GermaniaXRome

Mama GreeceXRome

AmericaXEngland

RussiaXAmerica

AmericaXJapan

AmericaXCanada

EnglandXFrance

TurkeyXGreece

FranceXCanada

FryingPangle (OT3)

PrussiaXAustria

PrussiaXHungary

PrussiaXJapan

BelarusXRussia

The Avengers (Inclusive of all tie-in movies):

TonyXPepper (OTP)

TonyXLoki

TonyXSteve

ClintXNatasha

LokiXNatasha

LokiXThor

LokiXJane (OTP)

ThorXJane

ThorXSif

SteveXPeggy

SteveXHoward

Tokyo Mew Mew:

KishXIchigo

Star Trek:

KirkXSpock

KirkXMcCoy

KirkXUhura

KirkXGaila

GeorgeXWinona

McCoyXUhura

KirkXSpockXUhura

Sherlock Holmes:

Holmes/Irene Adler

Holmes/Watson

Dragon Ball:

VegetaXBulma (OTP)

VegetaXGoku

TrunksXGoten

GotenXBura

KrillenX18

17X18

Invader ZiM:

ZimXDib (ZaDR) *Note: Must be plausible, preferably to the cannon storyline. Meaning, there is a lot of fighting, uneasiness, violence, and alien sex. And no Mpreg.)

ZimXGaz (ZaGR)

ZimXTak (ZaTR)

RedXPurple (...RaPR?)

GirXCupcakes (...no acronym)

ZaDF

Inuyasha:

InuyashaXKagome

InuyashaXSesshoumaru

SesshoumaruXRin

SangoXMiroku

aaand that's it.

:P

Note: I promise to respond to every one of those sweet people out there who review my stories and accepts PM's, because one of my favorite things to do is make other people happy and I know how happy I get when someone responds to me, so I assume it must be the same for everyone else _

Second Note: Updates for X/Y are slow because I write original stories as well as fanfiction. So yeah, if I'm slow that's why. Also, I'm not sure what to do with this next chapter, so it will probably be another few months. But I don't plan on ever stopping, so remember that!

My Stories

Story: Better This Way?

Fandom: Star Trek '09

Summary: It was painfully obvious that Winona was different. Five times Winona used her gift, and one time it was her son.

Status: Temporary HAITUS. Awaiting proper inspiration.

Story: The Devil's Hand

Fandom: Star Trek '09

Summary: Only after the destruction of his world did James finally realize he no longer held the winning hand. The Devil deals the cards now, and the Devil cheats. A Tarsus Prologue.

Status: DISCONTINUED. Was the prologue to an obscenely long story that contained a few too many OC's for my liking and I have since lost all intent on finishing. I apologize to those watching it.

Story: Two of a Kind

Fandom: Star Trek '09

Summary: Misery loves company, and this company is particularly miserable. One-Shot

Status: Complete. I may continue this into a mini-series if anyone is willing to provide me with a plot bunny for one of Sam and Sybok's adventures in the universe.

Story: Retribution

Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers

Summary: Perhaps this was just. Perhaps this was retribution. He had committed a sin of flesh and blood and dignity and would pay with his own. One-shot.

Status: Complete. If the anonymous sweetheart who reviewed Retribution is reading this, I'd like to say thank you for your kind words. They were quite uplifting.

Story: Going Going Gone

Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers

Summary: Nations had been 'going' for centuries, but Prussia had been the one to coin the term. One by one, nations disappear, leaving the old and the broken behind. Germany comes to terms with his existence when there is no one left.

Status: Complete. Might make a two-shot. I have another chapter in mind but am not sure if it works yet. Opinion?

Translation: The amazing and wonderful Prusse has translated this story into the eloquent language of French! So if that's your native tongue, you speak it or are learning it, or just want to check it out, click here - http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/7545803/1/ And if clicking doesn't work (not sure if it hyperlinked), just paste it into the address bar!

Story: Now I am Become Death

Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers

Summary: "Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." America knows it has to be done. He flies over Hiroshima and thinks about all that he's lost and all that he stands to gain. That doesn't make it any easier.

Status: One-Shot; Complete. Written in one day. I apologize for any grammar mistakes and please don't judge me for my opinions on the topic.

Story: Reflecting Absence

Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers

Summary: Ten years ago, two passenger jets were flown into the Twin Towers,one was flown into the Pentagon, and one was almost reclaimed by the passengers and crashed in a field in Pennsylvania. America reflects. We will never forget. 9/11 ten-year tribute.

Status: Two-shot; Complete.

Story: Of Fools and Fear

Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers

Summary: He hadn’t meant to loose his son. Honestly, he hadn’t. He was just so unused to being what the humans called an ‘active father’.

Status: One-Shot, complete, may edit for fluency at a later date.

Story: We Maintain Our Honor

Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers

Summary: "I may hate you and everything you stand for, but I respect your armed forces. I've seen 'em in action. Tough. You fight like one hell of a man, Red." The USA and the USSR have a civil conversation after the recovery of a sunken nuclear submarine. K-129/ Golf-II

Status: One-Shot; Complete

Story: La Nostra Famiglia

Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers

Summary: Feliciano and Lovino share a quiet dinner with their ailing father. However, all is not as it seems. There is something sinister about Feliciano and for Lovino this can only mean trouble. Their father must watch as his family tears itself apart. Mafia AU.

Status: One-shot, may be continued if enough people want me to.

Story: Eighteen, Twenty-One

Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers

Summary: "But, anyway. Today is a special occasion, remember? It's a big deal. Twenty-one, the final step to adulthood. Legal alcohol. Not that it's ever stopped us before." Two brothers spend an important birthday together, alone

Status: One-Shot; complete.

Story: X over Y

Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers

Summary: One tiny, microscopic change permanently alters the course of history. Prussia is unhappily engaged, Austria fights his own feelings, and Hungary starts a war. All must make decisions they would rather not, be it turning a blind eye to murder or stabbing a friend in the back. Genswap.

Status: Chapter 5 NIP. Will begin as school does.

Story: These Things We Do

Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers

Summary: Owning a MagicBook is punishable by death. Practicing Magic is punishable by death. Facilitating the practice of Magic is punishable by death. But it's not a choice for those who do. The MagicBooks choose you, and practicing becomes a compulsion. As more and more children and adolescents are indoctrinated into the world of Magic, they are pulled into a war that should not be theirs to fight.

Status: Chapter 4 two pages in. I'll be taking character requests later if you want, so start thinking about who you might want to see in later chapters!

Story: The Consequences of a Righteous World

Fandom: The Avengers

Summary: Loki is brought to Asgard to pay for his crimes, but he has a better idea. He promises to show the realms what life would be like without him and dissapears. With Loki gone, there is peace. But all is not as it seems. Without the god of mischeif, there can be no mischeif.
Still, balance must be maintained. Soon, the realms are embraced by true chaos. What are earth's heroes to do?

Status: WIP; Looks like it's going to be three to five chapters at this point - updates will be slow but forthcomming.

Story: Broken Hallelujah

Fandom: Hetalia: Axis Powers

Summary (Informal): Hundreds of years after America swears off all contact with the rest of the world, things have finally settled down. While not exactly a comfortable existence, the nations have learned to cope. After one of the many American radical groups gets their hands on a powerful new weapon and threatens to wipe out the entire eastern seaboard, America asks for help. His actions and the actions of his desperate allies lead to World War III.

Status: Progress is on a temporary HAITUS. Will be completed at some point, perhaps after my current project is completed.