Dorian has a few things to say about Cullen's feather boa and nothing turns out like what they imagined. Their world is on fire and it's a bad time to fall in love. What's love anyway? Just some words in one of Varric's books. Ridiculous.

Cullen asks Krem to help him learn Tevene so that he can impress Dorian, but Krem secretly takes the opportunity to teach Cullen a lot of dirty talk/vulgar things (Rating for strong language only)

Dorian Pavus doesn't quite know what to expect when he wakes up half-naked in a strange bed with a pounding headache next to the devastatingly handsome Lion of Ferelden, but it doesn't take long to figure out what's going on. The question, of course, is what is he going to do about it? What he wants to do, or what he should do?

Inquisitor Trevelyan messes with Dorian's love life. In the end, he isn't even mad. Cullrian.

"You make me feel like I'm not good enough." Cullen x Dorian

Inquisitor Trevelyan and Dorian share a few bottles of ale and throw in some magic for good measure. Dorian suffers the consequences... Or does he?

Surprisingly, lyrium has no scent at all to it. Dorian x Cullen

He'd thought a simple friendship had been fine, and hadn't even thought of more until he saw someone else getting far too familiar with Cullen. Cullen x Dorian

He's not sure why people think him above desire. Cullen's a man and as weak to it as any other man in the world. He's just much worse at expressing it than others.

From Dragon Age Kink Meme, Round 2, Page 20: 'I just want a sick Dorian who is fed up of all the cold and snow and rain etc being looked after and made to feel better.'

Catching the Iron Bull in the act (that is, the carnal act) didn't start anything. It just brought Dorian's attention to it.

Matters come to a head for the Bull and Dorian on an otherwise routine mission.

A mistake, an explosion and a forest, not necessarily in that order. It all comes down to hands in the end.

If anyone asked Harkness if there was any trouble in Rivet City, he'd answer 'Sure. You can find the barber in the Muddy Rudder.' Because, he had never met anyone as troublesome as Butch. Told in 3 parts. Pre-slash to Slash COMPLETE

Completed/Abandoned

Somehow Ocelot is risking Volgin s trust to help Snake, the other doesn t know why he is putting his life in mortal danger... neither is he aware of what the cat might do to gain the lost trust back...

Life around mages is never dull, but interesting is not always a positive. Fenris must deal with an Anders who has been magically reverted to 16 years old, hormones intact and Justice gone. Volutions 3.

The sequel to Unschooled Hands. Hawke is gravely wounded in battle, and Fenris aids Anders in saving the champion's life. Fenris reveals his own feelings for Anders, and life can never be the same again for the apostate.

Anders remembers a night when Fenris was drunk, and it may cause some problems as he tries to forget and focus on the mission on hand. Fenders, no smut though. Also on my DeviantArt :

Vieri's finding out how much more irritating Federico is compared to Ezio, and Vieri can't seem to get him to leave him alone. Federico/Vieri.

DA Kmeme continuation of Accidental Confession, or what happened when Anders blew up the Chantry. As requested, A Tale for Another Time

When dire circumstances force Anders & Fenris to work together, they slowly learn to see each other in a new light. In the tropical north, they embark on a journey they never imagined possible. M!Hawke/Fenris, M!Hawke/Anders, eventual Fenders.

Fenris always knew Anders would go too far. He just never knew how far. Now, as the remains of the Chantry fall from the sky, he looks at his lover, his savior. Can he remain at his side, outlaws on the run, or will he support Hawke and Templars? (Complete)

A magical mishap has left Anders and Fenris chained together. The lengths they will go to for freedom take them out of Kirkwall and farther than either would want to go. Sequel to Nautilus. Volutions 2.

The aftermath of a demon's curse. Finas waits for his friend for 15 years, and one night, he wakes up.

DA2. Early Act II, minor Fenris spoilers. Fenris/Anders, unrequited others. Whether it walks on two feet or four, each animal has its own needs to tend to.

It has been over twenty years since Lee parted ways with Kazuya. Now, their paths are about to cross again, forcing them to learn how to live and work with each other once more. WARNINGS: Incest, violence, language, angst. PAIRING: Kazuya/Lee

.:Altair/Malik:.Short stories corresponding to random songs.

SLASH. covers the whole MGS series. Mainly on MGS3. Big Boss/Ocelot centric.

Gossip isn't a new thing in Hogwarts, but when it transforms Remus into a heartthrob that all the girls and a few boys want to have a go at, things start to get nasty with Sirius. Remus just wants answers and Sirius is too daft a mutt to give him any.

In which a prank goes wrong and someone starts to act like Sirius.And he had thought it would be such a great idea.Well, it partly had been,who doesn't want to see Peter proclaming his love to Lily?..expcept for Jame.Okay, it had gone terrebly wrong SBxRL

Oneshot, RemusSirius/ 'and I was thinking, maybe I could make you something but then I nixed that idea because I'm not a girl, I can't make things, and don't tell me that's sexist because you know what I mean.' Strong T for language

Sequel to "A Blue Yule". It isn't just that it's nearing Valentine's Day - things would probably be this confusing and messy for Anthony, Terry and Michael any day of the year... - Seasonal one-shot - Legs -

Kojiro Sasaki finally has Musashi Miyamoto within his clutches, but then again, it can't really be capture, unless the other man doesn't really want it...

Nine stand-alone fics written for anon kink memes on LJ. Please heed the warnings! A variety of humor, angst, romance, etc.

A prompt that I filled. Altair is suffering from a hangover. He has no idea what happened to him last night. As he's getting ready to take a nap his hand stumbles across his camera. As he flips through the content, what he finds will blow his mind. ALTMAL

The need to do something, the instinctual urge to take action. The force that drives Schuldig to leave and the force he ignores when it's time to come home. Three parter. First chapter revised.

Being a Marauder can be terribly hazardous. Especially when Sirius Black dives under your duvet whilst you're naked. Remus/Sirius, rated for language and some sexytimes. Oh my! -Lacrima-

James' eyebrows inched higher and higher. "So Moony has to do whatever you ask? Anything?" - Remus and Sirius have struck a deal. But where's Sirius going with this? And what happens if Remus says no? R/S

One shot::4/100 Theme Challenge: Remus sees some of Sirius' fangirls giggling while they're planning a prank at the library. Eventually, the conversation leads to his own fangirls. And boys.

A small AU tale about the first impressions of Casimiro and Finas before they were vampires, based on Silveray's ideas.

Just a fluff piece inspired by a song. Rated for mild gore, just to be safe.

In which Percy Weasley discovers a few things about life from Penelope Clearwater, Oliver Wood, and his very own trouser-wand. Percy/Oliver. -Rated up for swearing and sexytime- -Legs-

All Vieri wanted was to be left alone, but Federico couldn't resist trying to spend time with him.

Altair takes his time with his fruit in Jerusalem's bureau.

Handsome Bob and One Two have a good relationship. This is how it goes. Rated M for sexual situations and liberal use of the F word :D Handsome/One Two yaoi

Germany tries to ignore Prussia's advances as he makes dinner. Prussia/Germany

Worth contrives a classified delivery to get Lamont into his clinic, proceeds to talk as if he's in a deliveryman porno to provoke a fight, and thereby obtains every last thing he wanted. Lamont may still be confused. Lamont/Worth. Disturbing content.

Subtle Altair/Malik, AU for after the fight with fake!Robert. Altair arrives in Jerusalem to kill de Sablé, only to find that the Templar has made the first move...a move that threatens everything Malik has left.

Kink meme fill. Federico/Vieri. Biting. Scratching. Light Bondage. Fun times for all.

Summary: Bonnie decides to take the toys out to the garden and have a big wedding! Buzz/Woody Slash* Don't like, don't read. Rated T just to be safe.

ConWorth. Conrad's been injured, and Worth prescribes a ... convenient treatment. Rating for Worth's mouth. First in the "Firsts" series.

There are a hundred ways to say 'I love you'. It only takes England one-hundred-and-eight times. FrUK.

Currently in progress to become a series of one-shots which will involve Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leo, and Desmond/Shaun. Rated M for language and lemons! Ideas for one-shots will graciously be accepted! Enjoy!

My heart beats only for you. France x England, oneshot, enjoy.

One-shot. The darkness is the only disguise for our emotional indulgences, and our rage. Vamp/S.Dolph Vamp/Fortune

Altair appreciates light -- especially when it's on Malik. Kinkmeme fill.

Altair comes back from a mission, feeling a little frisky. When Malik isn't there to satisfy his needs, he decides to use other means of satisfying his lust. It isn't until Malik walks in on him. SWORDPLAY,BLOODPLAY,ANAL,BLOWJOBS,M/M.

A sequel of sorts to Caged Bird. Can be read separate though. "Altair, I thought you were keeping him quiet." "He certainly tries." Mentionings of Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, and Desmond/Shaun.

Their relationship held no romance, no love, and no affection, and it'd probably stay that way for as long as they were engaged. But that was fine. Neither wanted it any other way.

An ever-growing collection of one-shots and drabbles. Shaun/Desmond, Ezio/Leonardo, Altair/Malik.

Song Meme thing. Series of short drabbles for Shaun/Desmond Shaun/Des , Altair/Malik Alt/Mal , and Ezio/Leonardo Ezio/Leo . Some cute, most angsty, some with vague sexual implications. 1,475 words, all included.

Altair/Malik, rated M for some assassin lovin'

Crawford thought he could control just about anyone, even Schuldig. But Crawford was in for a rude awakening and a lesson about how some wild animals just can't be tamed into submission. One shot.

A song meme I found on DA. I don't know who it's by, though, sorry! AltMal, AltairMalik lol obviously. Please enjoy! Romance, humor, angst and fluff :P

Based on one of Doubleleaf's pictures on DeviantArt. Altaïr has a nightmare; it seemed so real! when he wants nothing but to hide from the possibility of it happening, Malik comes to comfort him. SLASH AltMal

He doubles over with a soft cry, clutching his left arm as he rolls over into the fetal position, teeth grinding together, lips bleeding as he bites down on the tender flesh to keep himself from shrieking in pure agony... Malik centric.

All it takes is three little words. Three little words, and everything falls apart. MalikxAltair

AU. When Arthur first explores the lovely town Eadem he falls in love almost at once. The only thing he thinks he’s fallen in love faster with is Francis Bonnefoy. He wants to open a pub there. Francis does not. FrUK

Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..

In Solomon's Temple, it is not Kadar who dies but Malik. Altaïr looks back on this event, standing at the grave of his loved one. Dramatic!Character Death; implied Altaïr/Malik. Small oneshot.

A look at the rebuilding of the bond between Altair and Malik. Set after the events of the first game and based loosely on the bits we learn through the Codex found in 2. Preslash leading up to non-explicit slash. Some spoilers for both games.

Sephiroth visits Vincent on Christmas Eve. They eat cookies. Sephiroth/Vincent shounen-ai, NON-AU, NON-OOC.

AU. What Arthur had expected on his trip of the vineyards of France was solitude, good wine, and a quiet end to his rather disastrous love life. What he had not expected was a hostel in Rome with a Frenchman, no wine and rainy start to a long summer.

In which the janitor’s closet is used as an ideal location for the French and English teachers to drink wine and not scar their students with their drunken tomfoolery. FrUK

The Bloodplay saga contiunes! Only this time they're on a train....all warnings inside

A drunken Hawkins is quite the fun and unusual sight to see. Some of the other supernovas find this out first hand. Rated for mentions of alcohol, light cursing, and a few slightly suggestive scenes.

Does knowing what is going to happen make things boring? It was a simple notion placed in Hawkins’ head by Law. Maybe it does, and maybe Drake can help make things not as boring. Will be only about two chapters.

When nine fighters find themselves locked in the Mishima Zaibatsu for the night, Hwoarang proposes a little game of drunken 'truth or dare' to pass the time... and boy does it get crazy... Yaoi.

Arthur doesn't remember much about the night, but the marred skin on his back and the French nation at his bedside give him some idea of what had passed.

Malik's married to a pretty little thing, yet Altaïr is still alone. Malik visits him often, has seen the sadness in his eyes, but didn't truly think it could get this bad. Malik/Altaïr, Malik/Wife. Oneshot. Postgame. Darkfic. Have a box of tissues near.

The Tekken characters in the second year of high school. Extended summary inside. :D Just for fun. Jin/Hwoarang Julia/Steve Xiaoyu/Lars and extreme OOCness

Oliver Wood does not like mistletoe. Marcus Flint may change his mind about that, though. OWMF. Mentions AP/TH.

Trafalgar Law x Eustass Kidd. He shouldn't have followed Kidd out in the rain that night. Nor should he have taken him home. If he just would have minded his own business, then Trafalgar Law could have had a nice relaxing night to himself. But he didn't.

Military life takes all sorts. Scott Dolph/Vamp, getting-together fic.

Neville Longbottom has always been invisible, now he's determined to make people notice him. Longer summary inside. Neville/Blaise minor Harry/Draco. MxM if that upsets you don't read.

Marcus Flint and Oliver Wood. In a box. This could get interesting or dangerous... or strange.

Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S

Ling Tong figured Gan Ning was the type to play cruel games with him. Gan Ning/Ling Tong R&R.

After the last battle at Sekigahara, Orochi 2, Samurai story, Date is taken prisoner, and Naoe has to make a choice. Naoe/Date yaoi

Malik/Altair. Kissing your best friend is one way of solving a stalker ex-prostitute. The only problem is what conciquences that might entail.

I've got a plan, Germania, hear me out. oneshot, slight Rome x Germania, enjoy

For Art Trade. AU oneshot. Gilbert suggested a game of Strip Primal Rage. Prussia/Germany.

The rivals play a game of cards with an ineteresting price, what's the price? who won? Oneshot, JinXHwoarang. Yaoi.. read and review pls!

Trafalgar Law x Eustass Kidd. Law is bored. So bored, he doesn't know what to do with himself. Lucky for him, there is an unsuspecting Supernova that might just be able to quell his boredom.

Gravity is inescapable. Altair and Malik have always been rivals, but their competition drew them together as much as it divided them. Even when the only thing they had in common was hatred, they couldn't escape each other's orbit.

HelmeppoCoby What Garp hadn’t interrupted Coby and Helmeppo’s conversation when he did? What would have happened if the two had been allowed to talk further? This is my take on the interaction between Coby and Helmeppo while leaving Water 7.

Lexaeus/Vexen After a heated argument Lexaeus does something he regrets and tries to make it up to Vexen

Marauder’s Era, fifth year. Remus has a crush on Severus and asks Sirius to play matchmaker. But when Sirius and Severus become partners in Potions class, Sirius develops a crush of his own.

Xigbar is frustrated with the Organization, and is thinking of leaving. Something sparks his interest and gives him a reason to stay. Rated M for vivid slashy goodness.

When two people love each other they shouldn't have to fear being discovered, so when a pirate loves a marine, why is it a crime, why does it have to be punished? Smoker x Ace

Jin wakes up in bed with Hwoarang. He has little recollection of what has happened. Unfortunately, everyone else seems to know well enough. Humor, slash, Hwoarang/Jin.

Altaïr's distracted as he gathers information in Jerusalem. Time to think makes him remember Malik and a promise. Could be viewed as Altair/Malik, or as simple friendship.

Marcus choked for a brief second and attempted to cover himself with a washcloth. “What the bloody hell do you think you’re doing?” he demanded. “Getting my answer,” Wood replied calmly.

An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S

Xigbar and Xaldin are sent on a mission together; what will happen? -- Implied/Yaoi, XigXal, Language, Humor, Fluff, the usual

LexVex Their whispers vanish into the wind. R&R, no flames

Look into the mirror and you'll be surprised at what you see. Even something you may not believe. MarcusxOliver

Viktor Krum's arrival at Hogwarts sparks interest in Oliver Wood. Consequently, it also sparks jealousy in Marcus Flint. AU Slash Marcus/Oliver with a surprise pairing at the end.

Marcus x Oliver. Marcus makes a bet with Oliver. However when it looks like Wood is going to win, can he follow through? Chapter 4, the finale, is finally here. Will Marcus give up his heart?

Smoker/Ace and Shanks/Ben. There's something about men who keep diaries...Or "journals."

Hwoarang tells what happened to him one morning. JxH rated for language and sexual themes.

“You know the deal, Flint. You lost. Now, spread your legs.” OWMF minor pairings inside/sexual situations

Percy and Oliver slash. Percy is dateless,horny and living with his ex. Not a good combination. Then he gets hold of a certain magazine and sees a whole new side to Oliver Wood. Then fate steps in. PART 10 IS UP ! ENJOY !

This was inspired by the prompt, Jin making love with a cold, and is probably more fluffy than naughty. JinMugen yaoi.

Watching the sunrise has become a tradition for Neville and Blaise... NLBZ slash

Mugen. Jin. Too much drink. Strange thoughts.

Years ago Percy and Oliver were together but an unfortunate combination of circumstances and lies split them up. Now, after the Ministry has officially announced Voldemort's return, they attempt to be a couple again. AU since HBP.

Shonen ai, Yaoi, Jin x Hwoarang & Kazuya x Lee. After the fourth tournament, four of the strongest fighters now find themselves wanting more from life than revenge, though Heihachi may have other plans to devistate their lives first... On hold