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![]() Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, and Gilmore Girls. HELLO PEOPLE WITH EYES! Name: Throatwobbler Mangrove (spelt Luxury Yacht). Age: Too old for this. Height: Several Metres long ("Oy sweh to gawd, it woz THEES big!") Sex: Please ;D Hair: Many thousands Eyes: Still there, I think. *checks* Yes. There are two. Still Likes: YOU! Doesn't: Sunburn, mosquitos, and stupid people Thoughts of the moment: "They've- got- Padfoot... They've- got- Padfoot- at- the place where- it's- hidden"~ We don't MEAN to ridicule the HP movies, but, alas- earwax. Dan Radcliffe nods muchly during this line. Icon of the Moment (changes every Sunday at 3:00): SHOEBOX PROJECT! I love the shoebox project; it is undeniably my favourite fanfic EVARR. this quote is Sirius to Remus Currently Shipping: Harry Potter: HarryGinny, SiriusRemus, JamesLily, TeddyVictiore Bones: BonesBooth (Please give me fics to read that are bonesbooth, coz I have yet to find any GOOD ones) Doctor Who: ElevenAmy Other:FryLeela, Percabeth USELESSNESS AND QUOTES AND SHTUFF: "God hates figs"- an LBGT Pride sign in response to a sign that read "God hate F*gs" (Long Beach, CA) "Excuse me if I speak as if it's real for a moment"- Joanne Kathleen Rowling, in an interview with PotterCast "IIIIIII'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, I sleep all night and I work all day... I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a braaaaaa! I wish I'd been a girlie, just like mah dear pa-paaaaaa!"- Eric Idle, of Monty Python "... And then Henry VII, who was Sean Connery for the purposes of this movie, said 'Then I will set up a new religion in this country! The Psychotic Bastard Religion!'"- history according to Eddie Izzard "He pinned a note to a church door, and was all 'Hang on a minute!'... only in German, so 'Ein minuten bitte! Ich harbour einen meinen problemo... avec dix heure religiones'... he was just from everywhere."- On Martin Luther "Hhaaaaaaa-laaaaaaaaaayyyy-looooooo-yaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaa-laaaaaaaaaaayyyy-lloooooooooooooo-yaaaaaaa, joyyyy-full-yyyyyy weeee laarkkk aboutttttt..."- The Hymns of Eddie Izzard "Holy Ghost, this is not an episode of Scooby Doo." "That's Harry. He's too angst to function.."- Laura's HP/Mean Girls crossover. Stupidest thing I've ever heard. And yet... :D Doctor: How've you been? Doctor: How can you be here? Craig: Is this a reference from the -Archbishop of Canterbury-? Doctor: Oh look, a big mining thing. Oh, I love a big mining thing...Way better than Rio; Rio doesn't have a big mining thing. Amy: You threw the manual in a supernova? Why? Doctor: There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick. *grins* Doctor: Yeah, but we've got comfy chairs. Did I mention? Amy: Twelve years, and four psychiatrists! Doctor: There's something you better understand about me, 'cause it's important and one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a madman with a box. If you can't tell, I love Matt Smith. Not as much as David Tennant, mind you, but... a whole damn lot :) THINGS IN THE RUNNING: There are, of course, the Ever-changing Hogwart's Unspoken Rules and Notes on Life. I will most likely fall back on these in times of great writer's block. So... all the time, then. In the Draft stages are a Marauder's Era, multi-chap thingy that I really love, but needs a lot of work. Its working title is Summer of '77. It's my baby :). There are also a few as-yet unnamed one-shots, but, before I post them, they must grow a little. The one most likely to make it to posting time is a response to a story by Wilhelmina Whilloughby (not at all spelt correctly ahh just click the bloody link you stupid tosspot) called Whoops. It's just switched points-of-view. It sounds stupid, but bear with me. I am also looking to edit just about every story. If you didn't quite catch that the first time I will be editing and sprucing up all my old stories. This includes grammar, punctuation, and general plot thickening. Believe it or not, I was not always the grammar nazi I've become. They won't go down, but I'll add here at the end-y bits which ones have been autumn-cleaned: NONE OF YET The Marauders Era in my mind (message me with complaints, comments, and suggestions): James: http:///tumblr_l1374vbXkc1qb2d2bo1_400.jpg Sirius:http:///ihavepinkhair/flip3.jpg Remus: NOT David Thewlis (Urgh, the Pedo Moustache. What next? 'oh, yes, and Remus has a big white van with Free Candy, Totally Legit on the side and a freakish fondness for children'? I mean, REALLY!) Peter:http:///media/rm1802935040/nm0000346 Lily: http:///media/rm2573635072/nm0010736 Alice:http:///gallery/albums/photoshoots/professional/Set_002/normal_Ginnifer_Goodwin_008.jpg Frank:http:///echoes/images/cameron_wings.jpg That's all from me, my minion-chickadees. Errr... Read my stuff (don't laugh at the old stuff, I was young and naive) and Review your pretty little hearts out. BYE! LOVE YA LONGTIMES! | |||||||
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