There's a reason they're called the lost boys, a reason Peter Pan never grows old... A reason that is probably best left to stories told to scare little children into obedience. Wendy Darling isn't so fortunate as that.

A quick and simple fic for anyone wanting to feed their need for a bit of Harry/Hermione shipping. Harry is enjoying his last few days of his summer holidays at the Burrow when a late morning wake up call changes his relationship with Hermione forever.

A series of unrelated drabbles originally published on Tumblr, some just for fun and some as prompt fills. Drabble #291: "Insomnia"

Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.

Draco tries to blackmail Hermione. You think he'd learn. She has been named the smartest witch in their year. But does he learn? No...

*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)

Five times Nick and Jess navigate already living together when they've only just begun dating (and one time they don't have to).

Dudley has a girlfriend & Harry's teases him, Dudley retaliates with "At least I have a girlfriend" making Harry claim Hermione's his girlfriend. What happens when the Grangers show up & Dudley demands proof of their relationship. CH 7 Officially Rated M

When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU

Kurt's new to McKinley, and after Coach Sylvester finds a video of him and his old cheerleading squad performing she recruits him as a new Cheerio. Quinn and him bond and Blaine, the most popular boy in school and Quinn Fabray's best friend, is interested

The Impala breaks down in the middle of a rainstorm and Dean, after much tinkering under the hood, can't seem to get it running again. Sam comes out to see what's going on and just ends up annoying Dean with all his questions. The only logical thing to do is bend Sam over the hood in order to shut him up. Wincest, Dean/Sam, sorry excuse of a plot.

"Wait, do you even know what the Internet is?" "It's a net that people share?" Jace, Isabelle and Alec are introduced to the Internet by Clary, Simon and Magnus!

Someone is collecting 'the best of the best' from each branch of the supernatural community. What will the Shadowhunters do when one of their own is the next target? Rated M for sexy scenes. Post COG & PRE COFA. COFA did not exist, nor did talks of it when this story was started. All info learned in COFA, including what the Mark of Cain does, is irrelevant to this story.

Blaine has a special way of waking Kurt up in the morning. One shot.

Blaine doesn't wait for an answer before he's saying, "When you have the house to yourself, watch the DVD. For me. Please."

In his first seventeen years, Kurt Hummel has never been desired. So when he meets the adorable, dorky, sexy, confident Darren Criss who immediately makes a move on him, he's unable to stay away.

Kurt is 21, has a dead end job in a diner in Lima, and a four year old at home. What happens when Blaine comes in the picture? AU, Klaine, Rated M for a reason

Sometimes it can be difficult, being Rachel Berry. Especially when you live with your beautiful, openly gay, best friend, Quinn Fabray. Quinn Fabray who is slowly making you question your sexuality.

After a car accident, Darren and Blaine swap bodies. Will they be able to go back ? How will Kurt and Chris react ? Set before Funeral/during the shooting of Funeral, based on speculations at the time. Established Klaine, CrissColfer to come.

TA!Blaine, student!Kurt. Life is tough at McKinley for the only openly gay kid at school, especially when he can't stop staring at the ridiculously attractive French TA...

The weekend at the Andersons' with Blaine and Cooper was meant to be quiet. It didn't quite turn out that way.

Blaine and Kurt volunteers to paint the banner for the ND bake-sale. Kurt is not amused, but they quickly find a way to have fun. Rated M for sex, sex and sex

Glee Kink Meme fill. Santana's always felt like she wasn't enough for Brittany. Brittany reassures her that she is perfect. Warning: Girl!Peen, barebacking, oral, and pregnancy fetish.

Blaine and Kurt attempt to write email. Klaine.

Kurt/Blaine smut. See the warnings/summary. A conversation that begins with: What's the dirtiest sex fantasy you have?

What happens when Kurt attempts to throw a secret girls' night at Dalton? Blaine and the Warblers realize just how much they had underestimated Kurt Hummel. R&R!

Hogwarts!Klaine. Santana teaches the boys a non-traditional use of a certain spell. Smut and a healthy dose of magical merriment!

Kurt/Blaine smut. Porny oneshot because that's all I had time for. There was meant to be somnophilia, riding, a blindfold and being held down…I missed half those and glanced off the rest. Still: porny sex.

It's okay if you're mad at me, as long as you're mine. Are you still mine? /Sequel to The Secret/

It's fifty facts about Kurt Hummel. Fifty facts. That's all. Isn't it?

Blaine is the son of a conservative politician. He's not allowed to have a boyfriend but he falls in love with Kurt however something about Blaine isn't quite right. Something dark and slightly twisted. Rated M for language, smut, gay sex and dark themes.

In retrospect, there were signs that Kurt had missed.

Blaine Anderson is McKinley High's resident bad boy, and he has his sights set on Kurt Hummel, the beautiful countertenor of the New Directions. Smutty, bad boy!Blaine.

Kurt wakes Blaine up in the middle night after having a uh, 'nice' dream. Pure smut, One shot.

Blaine is a student attending a private school. He realizes his feeling for his teacher, Kurt Hummel, and tries to deal with them the best he can. Mature for later chapters.

Threesome sex oneshot. Rachel and Quinn double team Santana.

Kurt has a not so small fetish for Puck's old Levi's. Smut, Lemon, MxM loving, whatever you want to call it, this is it.

Blaine finds a puppy at the parking lot of Dalton and tries to convince Kurt into keeping it

Kurt is astonished to find out some things he never knew about himself, all thanks to the new AP Literature teacher, Mr. Anderson.

When Santana finds out that Kurt performed "Animal" with less than perfect results, she gets with the others to help give him a second chance. And maybe make Puck a little happy.

Quinn gets way more than she expected when she flirts with Rachel as a joke. I can't write summaries. Boo.

Bad boy Blaine Anderson is intent on pursuing Kurt Hummel for his own, but Kurt's certainly not making it an easy task. Lucky for Blaine, he loves a good challenge. Rated M for language and a little smut.

Blaine ogles an exchange student. Kurt is less than pleased and proceeds to show Blaine that those puppy-dog eyes should be for one boy only.

"Never Been Kissed" with a more violent twist. Dave leaves Kurt bleeding in the locker room after a messy confrontation. Puck finds Kurt and comfort's him, coming to terms with his own feelings as well. Some forced Kurtofsky and romantic Puckurt!

So, what would happen if Blaine was a puppy and Kurt was a kitty? We're about to find out. See what trouble Blaine and Kurt get into as they grow up. CP Coulters characters have cameos. I do not own Glee or Cp Coulters characters.

Chris Colfer never has crushes on his coworkers because he is a professional. But sometimes Darren makes that standard hard to abide by. Especially when he acts so much like a puppy and makes delicious hot chocolate. Darren/Chris and Kurt/Blaine

And everything falls to sh*t. Blaine and Kurt are in college. Blaine is insecure and leaves, causing them both to fall to pieces. Angst, but with a hopeful ending. Rated for possible triggers and language.

Our fav couple goes through turmoil as they struggle through a quest, a quest where they are tempted to do things they never dreamed of doing. Where their relationship gets a whole lot more physical. Where there is the smell of burnt fishsticks. PERCABETH

In Room 1023 sits Blaine Anderson: super-mega star. All alone, bored to himself on a day off. When a maid goes to his room to change the sheets, it takes forever for sheets to be changed. Why so? Read to find out! Future! WARNING: SMUT. Blainchel ONESHOT.

Rachel was unhappy with her boyfriend, to say the least. But if it hadn't been for him, she wouldn't be at a dive bar in Brooklyn running into an old high school friend, so she couldn't really hate him. blainchel future!fic

A conversation with their daughter takes an unexpected twist. Future!Klaine. Daddy!Klaine. Fluff. One shot.

Life is perfect. Blaine is perfect. Kurt Hummel has never been happier or more in love, but what happens when Kurt begins to see that everyone has secrets?

Smutty Oneshot. Quinn and Rachel join the mile high club. Please review!

Could you imagine Snape's reaction if Harry had actually been a girl and rather then look like James he was the spitting image of Lily Evans! Well, I had wondered and took it upon myself to write a fanficton and find out. Warnings: Child Abuse/ Rape/ AU

Shiftings 'verse #3, but can be read on its own. Kurt and Blaine fool around and engage in some cute banter while they're at it...until the evening takes a very unexpected turn. Alternately fluffy and funny.

A regretful Santana sings a song in front of the entire Glee club to win Brittany back after they break up over a fight about their plans for the future after High School. Set during the girl's Senior Year, mentions of Quintana friendship and Faberry.

Sometimes, Kurt lies awake at night in his sleek modern flat in New York, and can't help but wonder, what if? Future Klaine with flashbacks. moderate fluff.

"Oh! Mr Hummel! Hi! I-um, Kurt-… I'm here to, uh, pick up Kurt? For, er, prom?" -Klaine promfic idea that wouldn't leave me alone. !Spoilers ahead for Prom episode, don't read if you don't want to know the spoilers! :D

Future!Fic. Our boys are in the middle of midterms week at college. Kurt overhears Blaine singing in the shower, what will happen? Like this story? See it's multi-chap sequel "In This Together." Adult.

During Alex's Logo: What if Alex did say something to Justin when the truth spell was on her? What did she end up saying? Read and Review! JALEX! Multi-Chapter Story!

Blaine begins an online love affair, but his target ends up being best friend Kurt, forcing him to live double lives. Latest: Blaine and Kurt make love for the first time, unaware that the Warblers are liveblogging it from a hacked webcam stream.

Shiftings 'verse #5, but can be read alone. Basically, Kurt REALLY appreciates Blaine's backside, and Blaine appreciates Kurt's appreciation. And things get kinda intense.

Shiftings 'verse #4, but can be read alone. Kurt and Blaine decide it's time to move things south of the equator.

Prom's coming up, and everyone's going but Kurt. In which Blaine is a doofy puppy and I force Samcedes to happen.

Set after "Delinquent Justin": Justin announces out of the blue that he wants to go to med school after college. Alex thinks he'd make an awful doctor. Justin naturally disagrees, Alex challenges him to prove it, and sexy hi-jinks ensue. One-shot. JALEX

Blaine goes to the showers...and hears something unexpected. Sexyness in the shower ;D

Alex stumbles in drunk at 3 AM and catches Justin, ahem, "in the act". Which naturally leads to...a long, rambling discussion about their respective experiences with love and sex. Wait, what? Set in S3, pre-Wizards Vs. Werewolves. Very 'M' rated. JALEX

When Blaine and Kurt are Dads, how can these things NOT happen! I really wish I knew where this...idea came from. I have NO IDEA! There is suggestive dialogue, warning! here are a few typos, but I'm not sure how to fix them here.

Even Blaine does. Especially when he discovers that his boyfriend used to be one. Kurt realises that his cheerleading days are turning on his boyfriend, and he decides to use that to his advantage...

Blaine gets the SMS Bomber Texting app on his new Droid. Kurt has deep pockets and his "bombed" phone is on his crotch during class resulting in a 'little problem'. Try to remove it and the teacher thinks he's texting. Blaine to the rescue! SLASH! BJ! M!

Hermione refuses to believe she has fallen for Draco. Draco refuses to see how being muggleborn and pureblood doesnt make a difference. How can they be together, when they themselves refuse to believe there's a possibility they might be "in love"? *Fluff*

Blaine feels Kurt deserves more than what Kurt got as his "first kiss".

My take on Baby, It's Cold Outside on Glee. Klaine R&R?

She had kissed him on the cheek that one day at King's Cross, just before he was about to leave. And he felt something. It was some sort of click, or a switch that had just been flipped on. A spark. That's what it was. And he knew she felt it as well.

What happens when Jace and Clary ask each other random questions? Will it lead to a 'yes' in the marriage department or...? Random One-Shot

Slight parody of the Greek myth of Echo and Narcissus, but with Jace and Clary. References to Beatles song "Get Back" but not a songfic, along with a great deal of Clary bashing. Oh, and it has a surprise ending! Not to be taken seriously. ENJOY!

Another AT classic, set to one of the most famous tunes in modern history. Twilight fans, you have been warned. And if you don't care to read this, don't.

Just a little fic I wrote after reading the series. Takes place right after Clary flees from the Penhallows' after Jace says those terrible things to her. Got the idea from Kelly Clarkson's "My Life Would Suck Without You". One-shot at the moment...

Can I borrow a blue crayon?”/ “No.”/ “But you have two of them!”/ “So? One might break.”

Movieverse percabeth oneshot Percy's first full night at camp half blood.

It's been three years since Percy and Annabeth have seen each other. Annabeth, trapped in a terrible relationship is only a shell of her former self. When Percy finds out, he is not too happy, not too happy at all.

AU! Sixth Year! A story in which Hermione hates Valentine's and Harry tries to change that. One-shot!

Annabeth has been invited to go on holiday with Percy and his family. But being half bloods, summer can never be normal and this holiday is no picnic in the park! Read to find out what happens!

Some random one-shot of what happens when kids especially demigods get bored. Mainly Nico. Really OOC and based on "Stupidity", my Twilight Fanfic.

Once upon a time in the mystical land called Forkogwarts, there was a lonely old man named Dumbledore and an equally lonely young man named Edward. One day, Dead-weird was walking in a deserted alley when he bumped into the extremely old and wrinkly Dumbledore. T for vague insinuations of romantic things between an old wizard and a sparkly vampire.

Some of my favorite moments from Catching Fire written into Peeta's point of view. Katniss/Peeta. These oneshots will vary from drabble, to normal oneshots. Mostly existing moments from Book 2. Quite fluffy. Rated T for safety. Not bad at all.

It's the FINAL PART of the 11 signs trilogy! Harry and hermione have lunch together and discuss Ginny's chain mail, the very same mail that lead to realizations . . .

A Transfiguration essay is a strange place for a revelation but then Harry's never been particularly normal. HPHG. Oneshot.

Companion story to 11 Signs. Harry receives the chain mail from Hermione and decides to, well, butcher it.

Post 7th year. Hermione receives an email from Ginny about the eleven signs. Eleven signs of insanity? Eleven signs you see before death? Eleven signs that you're in love?

COMPLETE! Post-COG. To keep her health issues a secret from Jace, Clary takes a vow of celibacy. But how long will she last, and how far will Jace go to protect her? Sex talks with Alec, Magnus wears white, & Izzy falls in love... again. Rated M.

Weeks after COG ends, life is returning to normal. Except for the fact that what Jace and Clary thought was wrong is now right. But will everything run smoothly? Only a concussed Jace and ice cream will tell. *Oneshot*

Hermione is taken prisoner by the Death Eaters and given to Draco as a slave for public breaking in. Draco is unwilling b/c of their history and the newfound disgust he has for Voldemort's followers. Can he save a girl who was once his enemy?

Just a story I wrote one night/morning when I couldn't sleep. It's basically about how Harry Potter would end according to me. This is the final chapter of this whole storyline I have floating around in my head, so it might be a bit confusing.. sorry

Dumbledore opens a blog. Things get a LITTLE chaotic as the blog spreads odd rumors and develops unusual friendships. OOC in some places, especially with Dumbledore. Let's see what this blog is about anyways...NOW COMPLETE!

One-shot. Freddie and Sam have a fight, but this one escalates further than normal bickering. So what happens when Freddie is injured in the football game that night? Will Sam be able to admit her feelings? FreddiexSam.

Cabel Strumheller is two things: asleep and paranoid. /CabelxJanie, the night after Janie told him her secret/

There's only a single situation in which I can imagine in-character adult situations in Vampire Knight...and this is it.

Hermione makes a bet that she can get laid by Draco Malfoy within a month. Ridiculously funny things happen. SMUTTY. HILARIOUS. Hermione/Draco, COMPLETE.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

A bit of baudleraircest i suppose. Really only meant to question the meaning of love.

VK K maybe T

Their faces were an inch apart and Hermione looked almost scared as she bit her lip and stared up at him. “You are beautiful,” Harry whispered down to her. Oneshot. Please R&R