about me? im a girllllll, who likes...girlsssss, and i do cheerleading, softball, lacrosse, tennis, and soccer. i really like to party and get drunk. im moving in with this amazing girl in a month and i already have a ring picked out cause im going to marry her when she breaks up with her dumb bf(dont judge me ok? i really love this girl) umm im a bit of a slut..but dont tell my mom. hahaha jk she knows. umm i really enjoy partying and having some fun. u got drinks and a joint count me in. umm im 17 almost 18..i have no life this summer. um im a really weird girl. oh one time i got drunk and gave a tree a hand job and thought it was the funniest thing ever but my hand had splinters and was raw and it was NOT funny. oh and my name is melanie. call me mel. um i have a doberman named mia. shes amazing, shes got a little problem with TAKING MY SPOT WHEN I MOVE TO CHANGE MY FUCKING TAMPON!! lol happened a while back but i still get pissy when i thnk bout it. ummm oh and also, did i mention i did ur mom last night? she liked it. a lot. heheheheh ok mel out. later brooo.

"You. Me. At Six. LOL jk Seven ok?" i love this!!!!

WHAT AM I? (A LESBIAN!!!)

Prep

You own a cell phone. (who doesnt)

You own something from Abercrombie. (A&F is my fav store!!)

You own something from Pacsun.

You own something from Hollister.

You own something from American Eagle.

You love/like going to the mall. (good place to meet people;) heh)

You own an iPod/MP3 player. (course. music is life bro)

You love Starbucks. (chai latte babe)

You have been called a brat. (a bitch? hell yes. a brat? i dont think so)

You hate buying things that are on sale. (i buy what i like)

You have more than one house. (not by choice)

Total: 9

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors. (its my girls fav color so its mine now too)

You have thought about death. (every day)

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You've shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick. (it was a sex thing)

Your hair was/is dark. (it looks better brown then blonde..)

You dislike preps. (naw i banged the cutest one a few days ago;) delicious)

You're an athiest/satanist/agnostic. (athiest)

Total: 6

PUNK

You can skateboard. (i can watch my x bf skateboard)

You've worn plaid.

You like converse.

You hate MTV. (why would i hate mtv??)

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. (highlights dont count right?)

You dislike pink. (one of my favs babe)

You hate/dislike preps. (noooo)

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 2

GEEK (all the way)

You love the computer. (i wouldnt have met my girl without it)

You like Harry Potter. (a guilty pleasure)

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts. (contacts, horrible vision)

You get straight A's. (my mom makes me)

You love/like reading. (with a passion)

You were/are in band. (HAHAHAHAHAA!!!)

You don't care what you look like. (of course i care, whoever says no is lying)

You have a curfew. (curfew? yes. do i listen? nope)

You always do your homework. (i always convince this one girl to do it hehehe)

You never miss school unless you're sick. (hangovers can be a bitch i aint going to school like that)

Total: 5

EMO

You cut yourself over depression. (i was hospitalized for a month)

You have been depressed. (obviously ^)

You have black rimmed glasses. (...what?)

You like the band Evanescense.

You cry easily. (i cried today because i really needed a drink but im not allowed)

You like emo music.

You hate being called emo. (well im not emo. i have strong emotions)

You keep/have kept a journal/diary. (write in it every day)

You have written a sad poem. (im a sad person sometimes)

You think emo chicks/guys are hot. (emo chicks are delicious)

Total: 8

GHETTO/GANGSTA (i look white but im secretly black)

You like rap. (hit me with a lil ghetto gospel)

You are/was in a gang. (i knew this girl in a gang and she scared me so bad that when she looked at me i squeaked and tripped and fell on my ass)

You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants. (on my wrist. it was my moms way of trying to make me straight. "flick it if u feel urself getting turned on by a girl" i had huge welts until i got this special cream for the scars. what can i say? i like pussy)

You swear once in a while or a lot. (i think im black. of course i swear a lot)

You have free styled. (im a fun drunk)

You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out. (my bestest friend claires i stole them cause i couldnt find my shoes and i was sick of walking barefoot cause i kept tripping on her shit cause her rooms messy)

You can break dance. (i can. not that im any good.)

Total: 5

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music. (i like to dance the pain away)

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles. (no. just stop there. the line is drawn, dont cross it)

You never walk anywhere. (do you think i pay people to carry me?)

You wear slip on shoes. (ugly. no.)

You wear/wore Vans. (again. ugly. no.)

You like the band Panic! at the disco

You wear band t-shirts. (yep. im wearing my miley cyrus one right now. lol jk im wearing a slipknot t. i dont know whos it is tho)

People have called you a freak and meant it. (i am a freak)

You love to "hardcore" dance. (does hardcore mean jumping on a bar and dancing until somebody takes you down then kicking him in the balls and telling him to stop ruining your life and then jumping on stage and taking the mic and starting to dance and sing count?)

Your hair has been dyed more than 1 color. (heh dont ask. i was drunk.)

Total: 6

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl. (STEELERS)

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes. (cleats for lax (lacrosse))

You collect all your jerseys. (im a dork, ik)

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies/awards. (i did until my mom said it was ugly and made me take it down)

You have posters or plaques of famous athletes. (i had a lebron james fat head till, uk...)

Your garage consists of sports equipment. (LAX CHICK, REMEMBER??)

You belong/belonged to a school team. (THE LAX TEAM! and cheerleading, soccer, softball, and tennis)

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp. (going to wooster college on july 17th until the 21st for hardcore lax training 6 hrs a day)

You have a specific number. (52)

Total: 9