"You're hell-bent on destroying me aren't you?"
"Why do you think so?"
"No particular reason."
"Well…"
"That's a deep subject."
"Thank you, Captain Obvious."
"You're welcome, Mrs. Obvious."
"I never planned to marry you. You're an arrogant jerk."
"Not yet you didn't but, you will. Everyone wants to."
"Can you, by any chance, explain this whole conceited mind of yours to me?"
"Not a chance."
"God, your ego is bigger than the universe multiplied by ten. No marriage for you."
"I know, thank you. I guess I'll have to switch to Plan B."
"What might that be?"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Gonna marry me now?"
"Nope."
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Do you feel faint yet from my awesome kissing?"
"I—Okay, fine. Maybe"
"Yes!"
"A maybe is not necessarily a yes."
"In my world it is."
"Well, the Earth's whole population doesn't live in your world so get out of it."
"Psssh. There are not that many people."
"There are about 7 billion people that don't agree with you right now."
"Well, my mom does."
"Well, your mom doesn't count since she isn't going to be living with you for the rest of your life."
"Oh, but I know of another female that will."
"I might leave you for Simon."
"Simon is a freakin' weasel. I've seen actual weasels with better looks than him."
"You little !#$"
"Tsk, Tsk, no swearing in Church."
"WE AREN'T NEAR A CHURCH YOU ASSHAT!"
"Well, technically we are inside a church since the Institute was b—"
"I. Don't. Care."
"Are you going to marry me or not?"
"No."
"I guess I'll have to resort to my last measure."
"Oh God. Not the tickling, please not the tickling!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"How can you look sexy while screaming and laughing…?"
"You manage, so why can't I?"
"Because that right belongs to me."
"Don't push your luck, Jace."
"I can push it all I want."
"…"
"…"
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?"
"For mouthing off to me."
"Why did you have to kick me there?"
"You deserved it."
"Will you marry me?"
"No."
"Come back here!"
"I am not going to be kissed by—"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"I do?"
"YES! THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS ACCEPTED!"
"Not for long if you keep that up."
"Sorry dear."
"Shut it."