Author has written 3 stories for Women of the Otherworld, and Twilight.
My name is Ducky (not literally)
I am no longer in high school. (Yess!)
I live in England
My birthday is 26th March
I have blue, blue eyes (I tend to scare little kids with them. Not intentionally, obviously. Except on Halloween)
Okay, so I'm probably only going to read stories and not write them. But it's not likely as I'm always getting millions of ideas for stories on every book I read. Kind of annoying but yeah...
Currently reading: The Iliad
Favourite books:
Women Of The Otherworld
Dark-Hunter Series!
Twilight Saga
House Of Night
Sweep
Darkest Powers
Betsy Taylor Series
Ella Enchanted
Old Magic
Gaurdians Of Time
Sabriel
Black Magician Trilogy
Derek's Bane
The Princess Brides
Princess Diaries
Pants On Fire
Queen Of Babble Series
1-800-Where-R-U
All Darren Shan book except for the last one. That was the crappest ending ever in my opinion.
Black Dagger Brotherhood
Bridgerton Series
Cynster Series
Desperate Duchess' Series
And any other book anyone can possibly think of...
Favourite Movies:
Twilight
Underworld 1, 2 & 3
Sweet Home Alabama
Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging
The Covenant
Sky High
Ever After
Ella Enchanted
Stardust
Pirates Of The Caribean 2
Titanic (I know, I know, but I do like it)
Moulin Rouge
Push
Prince of Persia
Any other disney movie you could think of.
Fave Anime Shows + Movies:
Inuyasha
Naruto/Shippuden
Ouran High School Host Club
Vampire Knight
Vampire Knight Guilty
Lucky Star
Petite Princess Yucie
Scrapped Princess
Alice Academy
Spirited Away
Origin: Spirits of the Past
Howl's Moving Castle
Princess Tutu
TV shows:
Charmed
Smallville
True Blood
Friends
Grey's Anatomy
Ugly Betty
The Nine Lives of Chloe King
Other random things that I like:
Ice cream
Cookies
Ducks (yes, I mean the cute little animal!)
Rain
Thunder
Photography
Fanfiction
Netball
Cars
Medals (lols)
Egyptians
Writing
Fictionpress
Drawing
Computers
Total Awesomness!
Lols, all completely random things.
MY STORY!!
Another:
Chapter 3:
Logan's Porsche drools: http:///attachments/200608/277536_2006-Koenigsegg-CCX-Black-SA-1280x960.jpg
Kat's Bug: http:///IMG/crop/200903/volkswagen-beetle-co-1_460x0w.jpg
Jo's hairstyle! Lols, took me a while to find this pic: http:///media/rm1669568768/tt0290334
Chapter 5:
Jo's Sidekick:http:///photos/big/1/6/44AB16_1.jpg
Jo's new laptop:http:///files/2008/09/asus-eee-pc-901a-blue.jpg
Chapter 7:
Jo's iPod (imagine it in dark blue though): http:///files/images/0,1425,sz=1&i=168725,00.jpg
Chapter 8:
the 'Do I look like a people person?' T-shirt: http:///doilolipepet.html
Chapter 10:
The dress she wakes up wearing! If you've read it, you'll know what this means! If not, go read it and you will find out!
http:///1535bk.html
The hotel Jo and Jaime stay at: http:///place/316453-Premier-Inn-Bristol/photos/221757
Chapter 11:
The 'Battery & a Salt' T-shirt: http:///covers/6615339m.jpg
Chapter 12:
The minivan they rent: http:///motor/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mazda-biante-minivan-japan.jpg
The hotel they all stay at: http:///phoenix-hotels/holiday-inn-express-phoenix/holiday-inn-express-phoenix-images/holiday-inn-express-main.jpg
Chapter 13:
The short's Kat packed for Jo: http:///product-images--658a06a928ebfd7761507290d33d0e6eefc1378a-69c5b15c35520d41--jpg_sqthumb_large--womensshorts-g-by-guess-quincy-short-white-25.jpg
The Top Kat packed Jo (and the only decent one there):http:///images/split_Kenzie_tank_purple.jpg
Jo's family house! http:///Casa-Luxurious-Four-Floor/images/Mansion4.jpg (just think not on the coast)
Mike and Ryan! There hair has red tints though and their not quite as buff: http:///blogs/images/sfgate/techchron/2006/06/22/Wikipedia_Carlson_twins_June_2006256x300.jpg
Favourite Quotes and paragraphs!
Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent." -Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer.
Alice: "No one will dare to call you plain when I'm through with you."
Bella: "Only because they're afraid you'll suck their blood." Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer
"You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating." - Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer.
The phone practically jumped into my hand. "Hello?"
"Why are you answering your phone?"
"Because it keeps ringing!" - Betsy Taylor, Undead and Unwed by MaryJanice Davidson
"This hostage stuff is fun." — Alice Cullen, Eclipse.
"Uh, oh, Jeremy,"she stammered. "It's me Jaime. Jaime Vegas, from the uh-" A short embarrased laugh."Right. Well, just thought I'd make sure in case you didn't recognize my voice, er, not that I'd expect you to recognize it, but you might know other Jaimes...or you might have forgotten who I was since the council meeting , uh...oh, I guess that was just last month, wasn't it? So, uh,oh, right, I was coming for Elena," Jaime finally managed to get out. "Is she there?"
Slight pause. "Oh, umm, yes I have her cell number and I could call, but, uh-" nervous laugh. "Well if she's out with Clayton it can wait. Or it had better wait. Not that he's- well, you know-"
A pause and a high pitched laugh. Jaime closed her eyes and mouthed an obscenity. The only thing worse than acting like a fool is hearing yourself doing it and not being able to stop. "So I'd better not disturb them if I want to stay on his good side- well assuming I'm on his good side , which of course I can never tell, but i figure as long as he's not paying much attention either way, that's probably not a bad thing." She took a deep breath and squeezed her eyes shut, wincing. "Anyway, I'll let you go and I'll call Elena later. I just wanted her to check the newswire for me-"
Pause. "No, past stuff. Well recent past. Murders. Not the kind of thing you'd read of course -" another pause. Another spine-grating laugh. "Oh right. That's exactly the kind of thing you read. Gotta keep your eye out for those brutal wolf slayings -er, not that all werewolves are brutal or, uh, well-" deep breath. "Let me run it by you." Within ten minutes, she had a page filled with cases, a few complete with names, but most with just locations or details that would further searching a snap. "Wow," she said. "You're amazing- I mean your memory is amazing. Not that you aren't- Oh someone's at the door. Thanks so much. I appreciate it. Really appreciate-"
- Jamie Vegas, Haunted by Kelley Armstrong. I know it's long but it is so funny! If you haven't read the series, go read it. Now.
Jaime:"It keeps me toned."
Eve:"So does kickboxing. And it's a damed sight more practical too. Some guy jumps you in an alley, what are you going to do? Assume the lotus position?" - Eve Levine, Women Of The Otherworld
"We can't bother ghosts in purgatory? What the hell is purgatory for, then?!" -Eve, Women of The Otherworld
Jeremy: "You missed lunch. Did something go wrong?"
Clay: "Nah, We just got hauled down to the police station for questioning."
Elena: "After we took care of Cain" I said before Jeremy suffered any major chest pains. - Women Of The Otherworld
Clay stopped playing with his chair and turned to face the mirror. He got up, crossed the room and stood in front of me. I was leaning forward, one hand pressed against the glass. Clay touched his fingertips to mine and smiled. LeBlanc jumped back.
"Christ," he said, "I thought that was one way glass."
"It is."
"Shit." - Bitten, Kelley Armstrong, Women Of The Otherworld
"That's not the only thing I think is weird."
"Then hold onto your hat, sunshine."
She eyed him warily. "What? I'm not really up to more surreal revelations..."
"I'm a werewolf."
"Dam it! What did I just say?" - Derik and Sara, Derik's Bane by MaryJanice Davidson.
"If life was to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in High School" - Will Stronghold, Sky High
What's a mediator you ask? Oh, a person who acts as a liason between the living and the dead. Hey, wait a minute...what're you doing with that strait jacket?
-Suze Simon's imagination, Twilight by Meg Cabot
Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overreact or anything but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free. My uterus is just going to come out between my legs and I'm going to look like I'm walking around with an enormous load in my pants."
- Heather Wells, Big Boned by Meg Cabot.
"Well," I said. "I could strip off my clothes and reveal to you that under my jeans and sweatshirt I'm actually wearing a tank top and short-shorts, much like Lara Croft from Tomb Raider... only mine are flame-retardant and covered in glow-in-the-dark dinosaur stickers."
No one stirred. Not even Christopher, who actually has a thing for Lara Croft.
"I know what you're thinking," I went on. "Glow-in-the-dark dinosaur stickers are SO last year. But I think they add a certain je ne sais quoi to the whole ensemble. It's true, short-shorts are uncomfortable under jeans and hard to get off in the ladies' room, but they make the twin thigh-holsters in which I hold my high-caliber pistols so easy to get to..."
The oven timer dinged.
"Thank you, Em," Mr. Greer said, yawning. "That was very persuasive."
- Airhead by Meg Cabot
"I've never even been to Long Island" - Jinx, Meg Cabot.
"Is there anything about the man that made you notice him more than other people?"
"Yes. He had a gun." - All American Girl, Meg Cabot
Yeah I'd been touched by the finger of God...but which one? - Jess Mastriani, 1-800-Where-R-U by Meg Cabot
"The peace sign is with two fingers, not one." Toni, 1-800-Where-R-U by Meg Cabot
When I glanced at the chair, it started to shake. I’d like to think it was scared of me, but I rarely invoked that response in living things, let alone inanimate objects. - Stolen by Kelley Armstrong
“We’re not naked, we’re skyclad!” - Dime Store Magic by Kelley Armstrong
"Sorry, no virgins here." - Paige Winterbourne, Industrial Magic by Kelley Armstrong
"Other kids get warned not to talk to stranger. I had to warn mine not to eat them." Jeremy Danvers, Stolen by Kelley Armstrong
"The supernatural races, all in one place, like Satan's Ark." - Adam Vasic, Stole by Kelley Armstrong.
Welcome to the wonderful world of Jealousy, he thought. For the price of admission, you get a splitting headache, a nearly irresistible urge to committ murder, and an inferiority complex. Yipee. -Wrath in 'Dark Lover', J.R. Ward.
Wearily she lifted her hand to her forehead, watching the two cut and slice at each other and slam each other about, dueling, it seemed, for her honor. Aunt Isabelle would have been so thrilled for her. - 'The Pirate Prince', Gaelen Foley
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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pendantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist
Wow, that's one long ass profile O.o
I'm-The-Invisible-Girl
