Lia Ex Machina
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Joined 03-24-02, id: 188850
Author has written 9 stories for Song of the Lioness, Valdemar universe, and Lord of the Rings.
UPDATE 2/15- Uploaded HTE and added its profile. Also added spelling semi-rant.

UPDATE 3/17- Uploaded ITG- That Elsie Thing the Second. Profile up too. Changed Random Thing.

UPDATE 5/17- Uploaded BMM- That Elsie Thing the Third, added its profile, and changed Random Thing. NOTE TO ALL TTS READERS: TTS is on an indefinite hiatus. I am leaving the Tamora Pierce fandom. Sorry.

UPDATE 4/1/'04: Have removed summaries of all old stories. I'm leaving the ML fandom as well, thought TET may be wrapped up in the unforeseeable future--operative word being 'may'.

I've not uploaded anything for nigh on a year now, and there has in fact been a reason. I've been stuffing myself with quality literature in order to let *myself* produce decent fic. Thus: I debut in Tolkien fandom. "Blow, Blow, Blow Ye Winds Blow", a satirical challenge drabble (although not meant to be) is now up.

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Oak and Willow by Marnie reviews
The story of Celeborn and Galadriel, with a difference - this time it's from the Sindar POV. Features Daeron, Elu Thingol, Luthien, Beren, Angrod, Finrod and many others.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,732 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/12/2004 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Complete
Morning Meetings by Insomniac Luddite reviews
What happens when you get all the Valar in one room? Chaos, rampaging elves, marital disputes and Manwë hiding under the table, that’s what.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/20/2003
Coming of Age by jilian baade reviews
Maedhros reaches his majority, and the family celebrate!
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2003
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Blow, Blow, Blow Ye Winds Blow reviews
500-word drabble; not serious at all. Faramir, standing on a tower on an exceptionally windy day, is more than a bit surprised.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Faramir, Legolas
Before My Mother reviews
Sequel to "In the Gardens" and "In the Salle", but somehat different from the two. Elspeth and Selenay discuss fools, Bards, and life as a Herald. Happy (belated) Mothers' Day!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/17/2003
The Tammy Show reviews
Lia and Les kidnap random Tamora Pierce characters and FORCE THEM TO REVEAL THEIR MOST HORRIBLE SECRETS! MWAHAHAHA! *chokes* Sandry...next...idea...Hika's...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,295 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 7/23/2002
In the Gardens reviews
Firesong and Elspeth take a walk in the Queen's Garden. Elspeth is annoyed. Firesong isn't helping. Sequel to "In the Salle".
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2003
Hardorn Trail: Elspeth reviews
You thought you knew what happened in Hardorn? Think again...Elspeth ponders on life, love, and Firesong's ineptitude.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/15/2003
In the Salle reviews
A Bard forgets to ask before he writes. Elspeth is NOT happy. Kerowyn gives her advice (or rather, Shin'a'in proverbs). Elspeth is even LESS happy. Thank you LunaDea!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/5/2003
Elspeth the Mage-Gifted Herald-Mage reviews
Parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer". My first ML fic, so please be nice.
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2002
The Squashed Tamora Pierce reviews
Tamora Pierce's novels in a hundred words or less. Inspired by "The Squashed Mercedes Lackey".
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2002 - Published: 5/16/2002
Who Wants to be a Millionaire- Emelan Style! reviews
I noticed there was a Tortall Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, so I decided to do an Emelan one.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/30/2002 - Published: 3/24/2002