Who Wants to be a Millionaire- Emelan Style!
By Lia of Hill Fort
Disclaimer: Everybody except Regis belongs to Tamora Pierce. Everything referred to in the questions belongs to Tamora Pierce. "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" belongs to FOX Television. Regis Philbin belongs to himself.
(Music plays)
Regis: I'm Regis Philbin and this is "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"! All our guests today are all the way from EMELAN! One lucky, lucky person will win one MILLION gold majas! Now… here is our Fastest Finger question! In what order was the world-famous "Circle of Magic" discovered by the great mage Niklaren Goldeye?
(The people are seated as follows, starting at left: Briar, Tris, Sandry, Daja, Rosethorn, Frostpine, Lark, Crane.)
(Niko walks in kicks Regis off his host chair, and sits down.)
Niko: I'm your new host, Niklaren Goldeye! We are playing for 2,858 gold majas today!
Regis: No you aren't! You will be biased!
Niko: I am a great mage, you know.
Regis: So?
Niko: You are evidently even stupider than I thought you were.
Regis: Wait a second…If you're a great mage, that means you can do magic!
Niko: Oh, really? I didn't know. Of course I'm a great mage, you dunderhead! Now that you understand that, you can host.
Regis: OK.
Niko: On one condition.
Regis: What?
Niko: You let them use magic.
Regis: Sure. That doesn't matter. They aren't mages.
(Circle giggles)
Entire Circle plus Dedicates and Niko: WHO GETS TO GO UP?!!
Regis: the first person who answers the Fastest Finger question correctly.
(CoM does Fastest Finger. Daja wins. A/N: I LOVE DAJA!)
Regis: The winner is Daja Kisubo, currently living in Namorn!
(Daja jogs up to the podium)
Regis: Tell us about yourself, Daja!
Daja: I'm Daja Kisubo, age 15. I'm a Trader and a mage. I used to be trangshi, but now I'm not. ( Looks smug)
Regis: Here is your first question, for one copper maja! What is Tradertalk for a friend as close as family? Is it A. Gilav, B. Hamot, C. Saati, or D. Daka?
Daja: Since I AM a Trader, and therefore know Tradertalk, I'm going to say C., Saati.
Regis: Is that your final answer?
Daja: Yes.
(Daja is a little angry. Regis' watch is melting.)
Regis: Yes, C is correct! Here is our next question, for two copper majas! What kind of a mage is the Lady Sandrilene fa Toren? Is she A. a weather-witch, B. a thread-mage, C. a plant-mage, or D. a dance-mage?
Daja: Why do you keep asking such easy questions? B.
Regis: Is that your final answer?
Daja: YES!
(Daja is pretty angry now. All of the metal on Regis is melting.)
Regis: Yes! That is correct! The Lady Sandrilene fa Toren is a thread- mage!
Daja: Don't you know I LIVED with the "Lady Sandrilene fa Toren" a.k.a. Sandry for FOUR YEARS?
Regis: Really?
Regis: OW! MY WATCH IS MELTING!
CoM: (Singing) That's what happens when you get Daja angry…
(Regis chases Daja off the stage)
Me: That's all for now folks!
See that pretty blue button? USE IT!
By Lia of Hill Fort
Disclaimer: Everybody except Regis belongs to Tamora Pierce. Everything referred to in the questions belongs to Tamora Pierce. "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" belongs to FOX Television. Regis Philbin belongs to himself.
(Music plays)
Regis: I'm Regis Philbin and this is "Who Wants to be a Millionaire"! All our guests today are all the way from EMELAN! One lucky, lucky person will win one MILLION gold majas! Now… here is our Fastest Finger question! In what order was the world-famous "Circle of Magic" discovered by the great mage Niklaren Goldeye?
(The people are seated as follows, starting at left: Briar, Tris, Sandry, Daja, Rosethorn, Frostpine, Lark, Crane.)
(Niko walks in kicks Regis off his host chair, and sits down.)
Niko: I'm your new host, Niklaren Goldeye! We are playing for 2,858 gold majas today!
Regis: No you aren't! You will be biased!
Niko: I am a great mage, you know.
Regis: So?
Niko: You are evidently even stupider than I thought you were.
Regis: Wait a second…If you're a great mage, that means you can do magic!
Niko: Oh, really? I didn't know. Of course I'm a great mage, you dunderhead! Now that you understand that, you can host.
Regis: OK.
Niko: On one condition.
Regis: What?
Niko: You let them use magic.
Regis: Sure. That doesn't matter. They aren't mages.
(Circle giggles)
Entire Circle plus Dedicates and Niko: WHO GETS TO GO UP?!!
Regis: the first person who answers the Fastest Finger question correctly.
(CoM does Fastest Finger. Daja wins. A/N: I LOVE DAJA!)
Regis: The winner is Daja Kisubo, currently living in Namorn!
(Daja jogs up to the podium)
Regis: Tell us about yourself, Daja!
Daja: I'm Daja Kisubo, age 15. I'm a Trader and a mage. I used to be trangshi, but now I'm not. ( Looks smug)
Regis: Here is your first question, for one copper maja! What is Tradertalk for a friend as close as family? Is it A. Gilav, B. Hamot, C. Saati, or D. Daka?
Daja: Since I AM a Trader, and therefore know Tradertalk, I'm going to say C., Saati.
Regis: Is that your final answer?
Daja: Yes.
(Daja is a little angry. Regis' watch is melting.)
Regis: Yes, C is correct! Here is our next question, for two copper majas! What kind of a mage is the Lady Sandrilene fa Toren? Is she A. a weather-witch, B. a thread-mage, C. a plant-mage, or D. a dance-mage?
Daja: Why do you keep asking such easy questions? B.
Regis: Is that your final answer?
Daja: YES!
(Daja is pretty angry now. All of the metal on Regis is melting.)
Regis: Yes! That is correct! The Lady Sandrilene fa Toren is a thread- mage!
Daja: Don't you know I LIVED with the "Lady Sandrilene fa Toren" a.k.a. Sandry for FOUR YEARS?
Regis: Really?
Regis: OW! MY WATCH IS MELTING!
CoM: (Singing) That's what happens when you get Daja angry…
(Regis chases Daja off the stage)
Me: That's all for now folks!
See that pretty blue button? USE IT!