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Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, Simpsons, and Chronicles of Narnia. Dude, I completely spaced out and missed my three-year anniversary on FF.n. Which was like, a month ago.I first joined this community on March 23, 2002. 'Tis a momentous occasion, but I don't have any fics to update to celebrate it. Hm... So I used to have one of those huge long bios containing my entire life story, but then I decided that being mysterious is cool, so I shortened it. =P I am a teenage girl living in the USA. I've been writing fanfiction for two years. I love writing songs, stories, poems, fanfics; anything, really. I play guitar and accordion and love acting. I want to be a film/theater director when I grow up. In my spare time I enjoy kicking tractors, angering Republicans, yodelling, summoning naked demons of unsurpassable beauty, and playing with cats. I write mostly LotR fics because LotR is my favorite fandom. I don't always stick to canon, though. I'm more of a humor writer, though I hope to write some serious fics in the future. (Fat chance...) Oh, and I also have to my sisterly duty... If you like the Matrix and/or Final Fantasy, go check out my bro Yar Kramer's fics. He could do with some reviews. ;) There. Now you know absolutely nothing about me. =D |
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In the Keeping of HFA by Meir Brin reviews
Something more is happening at the Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy this year. Something other than mass fanwriter education Through Pain. Something more... sinister? Maybe, but "chaotic" and "insane" work too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,430 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2003
A Shieldmaiden's Lot by Juliet Anders reviews
Inspired by Eowyn's feats at Pelennor, a girl joins the Rohirric army for all the wrong reasons.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 8/19/2004 - Eowyn
The Banishing of Sméagol by Juliet Anders reviews
"It is not to be wondered at that he became very unpopular . . . they called him Gollum, and cursed him, and told him to go far away; and his grandmother, desiring peace, expelled him from the family and turned him out of her hole." – Gandalf, FotR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Smeagol, Gollum
A Few Brief Meetings by Juliet Anders reviews
Gandalf pays a visit to the river folk, where he encounters an old friend and a new acquaintance whose fate will weigh heavily on his mind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Gandalf, Smeagol
Baking Day by AngieT reviews
Toddler Frodo has his first adventure, gets into trouble, and makes a new friend.
Highly Fluffy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Frodo B., Aragorn
I Will Know Suffering by Juliet Anders reviews
Ilúvatar's gift does not always seem a blessing. When the Ringbearer comes to Valinor to find peace, he is a reminder that mortality can be a cause for mourning – and that to truly know happiness, one must also know sorrow.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Frodo B.
Gimli and Boromir Strike Back by Dodendans reviews
Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,319 - Reviews: 2547 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Boromir, Gimli
If You Give An Elf A Cookie by Writer From Rivendell reviews
What happens when you give an elf a cookie? Pure silliness, that's what! Loosely based on the children's book, If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, it documents what might happen if you give an elf a cookie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 2/28/2004
Brothers In Arms: Part Two by The Nightrunners reviews
Welcome to Paris: The White City. Please enjoy your stay, it may not be standing by the time the Fellowship leaves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 59,110 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 1/3/2003
Heirs Of Arda Completed by DarkRiver reviews
The Heirs of Rohan, Ithilien, and Gondor unite in this story. As children verging on men, Elfwine, Elboron, and Eldarion wrestle with responsibility, maturity, and bravery...and find themselves chasing a mystery that threatens the entire West.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 134,182 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2004 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Faramir, Eomer
Homecomings by Crystal113 reviews
When Elrond reaches Valinor, he doesn't quite get the welcome he expected. Juvenilia.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Elrond - Complete
For Every Evil by Mirrordance reviews
Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1550 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Lost by FirstMate reviews
While on a trip to Rohan, Elrohir vanishes without a trace. He is lost for over 2 years and then found without his memories. The story follows his search for his lost life. CHP 15--Grand Finale! Story Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 198,689 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/5/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Elrohir - Complete
A Thoughtful Gift by Dragon Confused reviews
Being a kind and thoughtful elf, Glorfindel has brought some little presents for the toddler twins that are bound to enhance Elrond and Celebrían's afternoon. Sweet in more ways than one. Main Characters: Glorfindel, Elrond, Celebrían, Elladan and Elroh
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
Godforsaken Island by lemonhobbit reviews
What REALLY happend to Jack over those three days with nothing but the himself, the island, and a large stock pile of rum?...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2004
The Dark Night Seems Endless by Juliet Anders reviews
(AU) Gloating over his golden treasure, he left him there to die slowly in the heart of all worldly evil, while he slipped off like a thief in the night to the South and forgot about the humble gardener's love and devotion for ever. He left him there. He left him there. Oh, Sam. Oh, dear Sam.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Gollum - Complete
Wind and Fire by Naheka and Joe the Nazgul reviews
Chapter... 8... up....Narcissus would rather be called NoName as she works as a waitress at the Red Ivy Inn. Then, a very strange person walks into the bar one evening. He is so strange that he gets a job at the inn for cooking chicken broth. Weird story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,882 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 5/11/2003
The Unauthorized Biography of Legolas Greenleaf by alliwantisanelfforchristmas reviews
A non-fiction story on a fiction site. Legolas is injured, has a fall, and comes to stay with my family. You will laugh, cry, and need a hug, I promise! Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,739 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/2/2004 - Published: 8/12/2002 - Legolas - Complete
For the Common Man by Anoriath reviews
Just what did happen to that rooster that broke the siege of Minas Tirith?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2004
Sympathy by hell-whim reviews
Step. Swing. Cut. Merry was getting good at this. (AU, one-shot)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2004 - Meriadoc B., Samwise G. - Complete
The Unfinished Tales of Legolas Greenleaf by alliwantisanelfforchristmas reviews
The big day has come. A non-fiction sequel to "The Unauthorized Biography of Legolas Greenleaf".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 111,762 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/12/2004 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Legolas
The Folly of the Wise by Tathar reviews
[Nonslash] 5.4.06: DROPPED. Please see userinfo for details.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,705 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 5/23/2002 - Boromir
Master Suelove by Meir Brin reviews
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Came to Love the Mary Sue "Saruliel was a Mary Sue/ Perfect, flawless, fair and true/ Dwelling now in Tolkien's Realm/ The Fellowship work to bring her down..."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/26/2004 - Published: 10/25/2002
Carry You Home by Freelancer reviews
Celeborn comforts an emotional Galadriel on their last night together in Middle-earth. Betcha didn’t know HE could sing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Galadriel, Elrond
The Line by Naheka and Joe the Nazgul reviews
It is often said that there is a line between reality and fantasy. The truth is that there is indeed a line. However, there are some settlements that are actually made on that very line. Here is one of them: FFNH campus for FanFiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2004
Faint Heart Never Won Fair Lady by Lady of Ithilien reviews
After returing home from wars and adventures in faraway lands, Meriadoc Brandybuck faces one of his greatest challenges - winning the heart of Estella Bolger. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,994 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/30/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
The Offical PPC Songbook by Lantarmiel reviews
The PPC gets an official songbook, compiled by Ella Darcy. Just a bunch of song parodies that sort of embody our mission. Ratings vary from PG to PG-13.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,500 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003
The Doll Army by FernWithy reviews
Six year old Dora Tonks gets a visit from three Marauders, and her dolls get a new mission in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Remus L.
Snowdrops and Bluebells by Regina L reviews
Eowyn's growing friendship with Merry in the Houses of Healing begins to unthaw other feelings in her heart as well. A detailing of the Eowyn & Faramir courtship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,275 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/12/2003 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Eowyn, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Icarus by Lelattha reviews
Aragorn/Boromir slash, NOT AU!!!! Metaphorical, about a confrontation in the Golden Wood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 733 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/11/2003 - Boromir, Aragorn
The Hogwarts Fanfiction Academy by Meir Brin reviews
**Complete!** Welcome to HFA, a school for fanfiction writers of the Harry Potter designation. Yet who would have the courage to teach such a motley bunch? Why the Harry Potter characters themselves, of course! (A Miss Cam-authorized OFU)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 79,887 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/17/2003 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Big Brother House: AnkhMorpork by Lunar1 reviews
Big Brother comes to Ankh-Morpork... in the guise of a money making exploit for charity. (Not quite as daft as it sounds... but almost!)
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2003 - Published: 6/26/2003
The File Cabinet by Naheka and Joe the Nazgul reviews
Mary-Sues and Dragon Lords, Elvish blood and countless wars, Twelve Authors and mad OCs, Bloody deaths! Fire breathers! Rocks thrown at the Mary-Sues, Intrigue, danger, no romance, eccentric fights, the creamery, and the electricity!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,001 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 9/28/2002
The Captain and the King by plasticChevy reviews
Rated R for violence. AU story - Saruman believes Isildur's Heir is carrying the Ring, so he sends his orcs to capture the Men of the Fellowship. Aragorn and Boromir are taken prisoner at Parth Galen. (Chapters 17, 18 and 19 are up! The story is DONE!)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 152,143 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/10/2003 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Boromir, Aragorn
Peppermint Tea by GreyLadyBast reviews
A sweet little hobbit ficlet, designed to tug heartstrings. It started off as having hopped on the sick-Frodo bandwagon, Primula Baggins and Little Frodo. But it's grown past that, into something very difficult to describe. Flame away if you like.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,797 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 9/27/2002
But There Were Some Who Resisted by CleverYoungThief reviews
The requested sequel to "Forever Waiting". A Helm's Deep fic. Some will fall in Rohan's last stand, and some will wield. But Hope is not yet lost....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,741 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003
Forever Waiting by CleverYoungThief reviews
At the Gap of Rohan, Aragorn is lost and feared for dead. All the people of Rohan grieve. But there is still one who will not give up hope, and knew Aragorn when Hope was still his name...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,471 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2003 - Published: 1/20/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Brothers In Arms by The Nightrunners reviews
(AU Modern-Day) Part 2 has started. Warning: Do *not* perform CPR on the elf unless you want to drastically screw up your life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,289 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/30/2002 - Published: 8/28/2002
Swordplay and Swimming by Woman of the Dunedain reviews
A cute little vignette starring the twin sons of Elrond and Thranduil of Mirkwood.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Thranduil, Elrohir - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
Gofi and the Balrog by Levade reviews
Elrond's twin sons have some questions about that Balrog, and know just who to ask.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/13/2002 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 298 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Legolas, Figwit, and the Liquor Cabinet of DOOM! reviews
COMPLETE! Find out how our heros end up in the EPILOGUE! This is the sequal to Legolas vs. Figwit: The Ultimate Battle and The Elfie Boys and Their BIG Egos.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,219 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Sauron reviews
COMPLETE! After two years in limbo, you can finally find out what happens! An in-depth look at a day in the life of out favorite flaming eyeball, and what it really takes to be the biggest baddie in Middle-earth. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,369 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Sauron - Complete
Waiting for Life's Love reviews
So... I saw RotK the other day. So I updated this fic. And so the fic is basically over, though I may make a few random updates after this. RR!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 9/30/2002
Charisma Goes Abroad reviews
*COMPLETE!!!* This is the fic to end all modern-girl-falls-into-Middle-earth fics, which I am sick of!! This fic shall tell what would REALLY happen if a girl fell into Middle-earth!! R+R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Complete
Gimli Gets the Girl reviews
Finally, a (PARODY) of a Mary-sue where the MS lusts over Gimli. And Gimli finds out that fangirls are not all they're cracked up to be. One shot. R+R!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,820 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Complete
One Day in Narnia reviews
Um... I wrote this for school. Be sure to read the author's note at the beginning, it'll make more sense. Basically, a girl in my class goes to take over Narnia. Very insane. R+R!!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2003
Roads reviews
Also called Samwise the Brave, a poem from Sam's POV. I figured, heck, I've already done one for Frodo, why not one for Sam now? R+R!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1/29/2003
Golden Elanor reviews
A sonnet from Sam to his daughter Elanor. This is my first shot at writing a sonnet, so please be nice! R+R!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1/29/2003
The ElfieBoys and Their BIG Egos reviews
*COMPLETE!!* Y'know what? The only thing I don't like about writing fics is that they always have to come to an end at some point. Like this one. I can't believe it's over!! (sobs) R+R!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,393 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2003 - Published: 9/22/2002 - Complete
Legolas vs Figwit: The Ultimate Battle reviews
Legolas and Figwit battle to find out which of them is the quintessential Elf-hunk. Wacky hijinks ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,271 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 8/11/2002
The Claw!! reviews
Homer gets a job at an amusement park, and Maggie gets adopted by a rich family. Does more need to be said? R&R, please! *COMPLETE!!!!!!!*
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 4/27/2002 - Published: 3/28/2002 - Complete
Frodo's Song reviews
This is a poem I wrote from Frodo's POV. Very generic, very sappy, but I've gotten loads of good reviews! :P R+R!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/7/2002 - Frodo B.
Aniron Undomiel reviews
This fic is about Arwen thinking about Aragorn while the Fellowship is still away. Then another Elf from her past comes. Which will she choose: Life...or love? R&R please!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3/26/2002 - Arwen U.
