Hi, everybody You just click on my Profile. (Please read my fav authors they are really good) Check out my Stories!!

NickName: ShyWaterAngel

Age: Too young to care.

Name: Shhh...its a secret.

fav color:BLUE(always)

Gender: Female.

About Me: I' m wEiRd and Proud of IT. Love to write, and read.

Manga I love:Naruto,Bleach,Vampire Knight,(ZERO AND YUKI FOREVER) and somwhat Death Note (I have so many others their is so many Right?)

My fav shows: Naruto,Discovery, Bleach(Too many to write),Bones, and cartoons(again to many to write).

My favorite bands: Paramore,Nickleback,Pink(somewhat),Katy perry,Taylor swift, (mostly I like all country),blue fondation,Linkin Park, Three Days grace, Seether, Green Day, Daughtry, and many others( if you guessed its too many to write).

Favorite Naruto couples: Sakura and Shikamaru (My fav) (I know crazy I don't really care), Sakura and anyone in Akatsuki, Sakura and Gaara, Sakura and Sasuke(only a little),Naruto and Hinata, and TenTen and Neji.

Hated or dislike Naruto couples: Ino and Gaara(I don't like her, no offense to any who do)Hinata and Sasuke(Don't See It) ( again no offense to any who do) Naruto and sasuke(i think its funny, but not my fav)

Please read my first fanfic. I don't expect it to be all that great, and reviews would be good tips.(Please Review)

Please read my newest fanfic called Fresh Fallen snow is you like Rukia and Toushiro please read.

These are just some funny stuff that fits me. (And Half of the Teenage population) (Yes, i'm a big fan of copy and paste)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (I'M WEIRD AND PROUD OF IT!!)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off! (Ha ha)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile (It hurts)

If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time copy and paste this.

If you have ever spelled your name wrong copy and paste this.

If you've ever copy and pasted something, copy and paste this!

If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door copy and paste this

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy and paste this.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy and paste this.

If you like to write, copy and paste this.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy and paste this.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile(I trip over air)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile (CRAZY dosen't even begin to cover Me)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. (Use the Term Insane very loosly and you got half of how crazy

me and my friends are)

Ninety five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of five percent who aren't copy this and paste it in your profile add your name to the list( I AM AN OUTCAST AND PROUD TO SAY SO)

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.(TRUE)

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

"I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse."

I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere."

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost."

"OK, I'm wierd! But I'm saving up to become eccentric."

"I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa."

"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."

"I'm not awesome, you just suck."

"IT'S THE SUGAR TALKING, I SWEAR!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, as I stand here before you, sitting behind you, I am here to tell you something I know nothing about. Next Wednesday, being last Friday, there'll be a lady's convention for men only. Admission is free, you pay at the door, pull up a chair, and sit on the floor."

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

If you still don't entirely understand yourself, put this in you profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

Ya know, somedays I wish my grass was emo. That way, it'd cut itself.

If you ever thought you lost something when you were either holding it or it was in your pocket, copy and paste this into you profile

98 procent of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 precent who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride. (ITS SAD ONLY 2 PRECENT)

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (SADLY);)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.(EXTERMELY)

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosndoesn't, drone, rosin, son" / 't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae. (Ralely Esay)

Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile. (TURE)

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile. (NEVER WILL I BE)

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile (NEVER WILL I EVER BE)

If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile (HE'S CUTE)

If you love PARAMORE then copy this to your profile. (THEY ARE SO AWSOME)

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.(It was late I thought it was open)

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile..

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

Even if you're paranoid, maybe they really are after you. Think about that.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you're obsessed with a character so much that you have dreams about meeting or fighting them, copy and paste this.

If you are the type of girl that makes the devil go "oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning, copy and paste this.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!!

Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.

I plead temporary insanity.

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box

It's you and me versus the world... we attack at dawn.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Whoever said that nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you make a mistake, don't say 'Oops', say 'ah...interesting...'

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. -Demetri Martin

If you have ever daydreamed/dreamed of kissing your favorite Naruto character, copy and paste this into your profile. (multiple times a day)

If you

These are actually on the labels.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:"Real artificial bacon bits". (we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On an American Flag: Made in China (ah yes thats the good old american spirit!)

At Funplex: Paintless Paintball (So it's...ball?)

Next to a kid's place: Adult Movies(ya so while the kids are playing with toys the parents can go get a nice rated R movie to watch)

In a Parking Lot: Do not park in the parking lot. (That's okay, the streets are empty.)

have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
║║║║╚╝║╚╝╣║║║║║║║║║╚╝page if you love
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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been beaten in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this!

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（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
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This is Kitty. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination.

SUPPORT THE KITTY!

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

Here is a list of things to do at Wal-Mart:

22 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. Hmm.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go to a random aisle and try to reach the top item. When someone comes and asks you if you need help, scream loudly "I can't reach my chexcereal!" and keep screaming it until they go away.

22. Stand in the middle of an aisle way and burst out into the Pepto Bismol song, dance moves included.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this

A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

You say psycho like it's a bad thing.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong.

You say you dislike me, but deep down, you know you hate me.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

I'm not cynical, everything just sucks

It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

Don't ask me to think inside my head, because I lost my inside voice.

No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning.

Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

If UFO's are supposed to be so intelligent, then why have they abducted humans?

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

ODD QUESTIONS

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? And is it suicide or murder?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

-"Geijutsu wa Bakuhatsu da" (art is a blast) ~deidara~

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate NejiHina copy and paste this on your profile (There cousins)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have of have ever had a crush on an anime character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity.

"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a Q-tip"

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most

Don't follow me, I'm lost too

At least I don't care what those mindless people think of me

It's always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I've found it

If at first you don't succeed skydiving isn't for you

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them

Set sail in a general that way direction

Music is my boyfriend

Poke me. I dare you.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.

I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

Have seen my sanity? I seem to have lost it.

Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball makes a big hole in paper.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read in school about the wars that solved America's problems?

364 days of the years kids are told not to take candy from strangers, but on Halloween it's encouraged! Why is that?

Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.

How are the force and duct tape the same?- They both have light and dark sides and hold the universe together.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

Ponderisms:

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die from natural causes.

Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, then it was a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost in the house is to buy a replacement.

Never take life to seriously. No one ever gets out alive.

Have you noticed that sense everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFO's like they used too?

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and what evercomes out I'll drink"?

Who was the first person to look at a chicken and say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

And think about this one: Wouldn't it be nice it whenever we messed up our life we could simply press "Cntrl Alt Delete" and start all over?

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some priminal areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I’d take over.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do kill me?

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile

If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

FOR ALL THOSE WHO ADMIT TO BEING WEIRD AND ARE PROUD OF IT, COPY AND PASTE THE RABBIT ONTO YOUR PROFILES! ALL HAIL THOSE WHO ARE PROUD TO BE DIFFERENT!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile(DUH)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you want to smack the living daylights out of Sasuke for abandoning Sakura, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY CHERRIOS.

We take life seriously. But life's too short to take too seriously. That's where bouncy castles come in.

I like you, you shall be aloud to live another 7 minutes.

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

If darkness is bad, why does it hide you? If light is good, why does it blind you?

COOKIES FOR ALL!!

Of course I'm mature :P

My smile does NOT confuse people! It merely warns them of their impending DOOM!

I write about love, but I still don't think I know anything about it.

Oh noes! The plot bunnies are after me again!

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile!

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

If you try to fail and succeed, which have you really done?

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

People like you, are the reason people like me, need medication

I may be a cruel heartless bastard…but I sure am good at it

Has anyone ever noticed that “studying”, is “student” and “dying” put together?

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the heck is drinking my freaking soda"

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot, paste this on your profile.

FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. Because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.

0/_\0 This is an Itachi smiley!! Copy and paste if you love Itachi.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile. (anime character(s)! XD)

If you have ever had a crush on an anime character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.(Im Happy I got Seven)

If you are in lala land most of the time, copy this onto your profile.

I don't bite. Wait...That's a lie.

I fear that one day I'll meet God. He'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain amount of things. Right now I'm so far behind I'll never die.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.!

Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.

The police never think its as funny as you do.

It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.

If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

Stupid people make me wanna kill someone.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it

"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." --

Edgar Allen Poe

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. (Yep all the time earning werid looks from my firends)

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you think that you need mental help and argue with yourself about whom to go to, put this in your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you weren't living in this era, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many peope have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. BE EVIL!

If you think that you have psychic powers but are just not activated yet, copy and paste this into your profile

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

If I had any dignity that would have been humiliating

Why do you press harder on the remote control when you know that the battery is dead?

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. (most! its longer than all of them put together!)

You think I'm crazy, but really, this is all going on in a deep abandoned facet of your mind, so who's REALLY insane here?"

I'm not shy, I’m just quietly plotting you imminent doom.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get a kick out of fire, fireworks, explosions, and things that burn or go boom, copy and paste this into your profile!
PYROMANIA- Pass it on!

If you think a certain pairing should get more love, paste this into your profile. (Zero and Yuki!!)

If you love Naruto so much that you wish the characters were real or that you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Sasuke but hate him for leaving, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces, put this on your profile.

If you have ever said that an anime character is HOT and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted

Here is some funny stuff i found.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

If everyone jumped off a bridge would you? No I would step onto a pile of bodies.

No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet.

They say the truth sets you free, then how come everytime I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you support Captain Jack Sparrow and his Jar of Dirt, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile! :D

Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

May all your bacon burn (Calcifer!)

I write for the same reason i breath...because if i didnt i would die.

"We think a flower on a cliff is beautiful
because we stop our feet at the cliff's edge,
unable to step out into the sky
like that fearless flower."

It's not about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about screaming with the thunder, running with the lightning, and learning to dance in the rain.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Well behaved women rarely make history.

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is Human's way of saying "You can't fire me- I quit!"

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." –Bill Watterson

"He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron."

"If you know me, chances are you hate me."

"I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about."

That is the wrongest wrong that ever wronged.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if you're a Ninja!

you say joe bros - i say PARAMORE
you say lil Wayne - i say DISTURBED
you say snoop dog- i say GOOD CHARLOTTE
you say britney- i say THE USED
you say soulja boy- i say THREE DAYS GRACE
you say rap- i say LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC
you say pop- i say HOW IS THAT BETTER
92 of teens have turned to pop and rap,
IF YOU ARE THE 8 WHO LISTEN TO ROCK, repeat

If you hate animal abuse, child abuse, any kind of abuse at all.

If you hate homophobia, sexist views, racist views, any kind of un-equality.

If you hate how others look upon you and say 'bah, no use at all'

If you hate it when people say 'a girl can't fight'

If you hate it when people say 'he's a guy, that is the only reason'

If you hate feeling crushed when you stand up for what you believe is right.

If you hate when people look upon you and only see your face.

If you hate when people find pleasure in the pain of others, though you do as well.

And last, if you hate when someone undermines and underestimates the mentally retarded or ill.

Add your name to the list.

The life of a teenage racoon, Waveblader213, CHristinaAngel, SkywardShadow, VicEveSamAlex, -PENUCHI-,ShyWaterAngel

If you hate child abusing, copy this into your profile:

My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says it's my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry," I scream
But it's now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh, please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.

Please help spread awareness that not all children are as happy as they appear. Even if they're not in the movies, humans can be excellent actors and go to unimaginable lengths to conceal pain and betrayal.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile

~You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

I teared up when I read this.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Ginormous Funtastic Everything, Kara Hitame, HopelessxRomanticx1993, boyzaremylife, September5Rhyme (and proud to do so), HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92, DarkRose02, devotedtodreams, SkywardShadow, XxGaarasGirlXx, Gaaras1Girl, Saara-chan, BellaPerea, kairika,no tears left to cry, xXuncertain_loveXx, ShyWaterAngel

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time” When someone walks in.

finally better than your dreams- (Dr. Seuss)

-People will always talk about you. Might as well give them something to talk about- ;)

-To live is the rarest thing; most people only exist

-Behind every untrusting girl is someone who made her that way-

Boys in books...are just better-

-It's sad when people you know, become people you knew...When you can walk right past someone like they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours, and now...you can barely even look at them-

- just because she comes off strong doesn't mean she didn't fall asleep crying & even though she acts like nothing is wrong, maybe, just maybe -- she's really good at lying -