Hello! I'm Chasingyesterday. You can call me Chasingyesterday, Chase, or Day, whichever suits you preferences.

Likes: Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Bleach, Code Geass, Deathnote, Fullmetal Alchemist, MUSIC, video games, horror movies, my family, my friends, animals, anything art related, and Fanfiction.net

Dislikes:elevators, conceded people, and waiting

I'm pretty new at writing here. Ive actually just celebrated the first birthday of my first fic. I never have much time to type so I'll update as soon as I can!

I'm full of plot-less ideas, it sucks

Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down

I support:

SasoDei

TobiDei

KuzuHidan

KisIta

ZetsuTobi

GrimmUlqui

AaronieroSzayel Non-existent

NnoitraSzayel

411 (MarVex)

Akuroku

XemSai

DemyxRoxas

XigDem

LuxSai near non-existent

XigbarAxel near non-existent

AkuSai

LeaIsa

Bold=fav.

'What's the point of fanfiction if you can't screw around with a few things?!' - on how gender-bending is totally acceptable

Shut up because it is.

Just in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how…?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's "just" a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down. (a bit late now . . .)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (REALLY? I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (Isn't that the purpose?)

On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I wonder what they mean by "other uses" . . .)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (NO WAY! REALLY?!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (hmm . . . why exactly does it say that?)

On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Damnit! I bought if for nothing!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals. (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

I intend to live forever- so far so good

Some say the glass is half empty. Some say the glass is half full. I say "Are you gonna drink that?"

Nothing can confound a wise man more than laughter from a dunce

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it still breaks to pieces

Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if that should ever be, to HELL with you, here's to ME!

If you lend someone 20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

Once you've been in a mental institution, people are going to look at you funny.

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.

The police never think it's an funny as you do.

Today I will be happier than a bird with a French fry.

I'm up to no good . . . want to join me?

I was so far behind, I thought I was in first.

The shit you may hear about me could be true . . . but then again, it could be as fake as the bitch who told you.

The next time my name rolls out of your mouth, choke on it bitch!

Always borrow money from a pessimist, they won't expect it back.

Can't see the bright side of life? Then polish the dull side dumb ass!

Being pissed off is better than being pissed on

Out of my mind, be back in 5

I love work, It's fascinating! I could sit and stare at it all day!

Only in America do they have drive up ATMs with Braille

I'm not prejudice, I hate you all equally

I'm bored. If you value your sanity, you'll run away now.

Chaos . . . Panic . . . Yep! My work here is done!

I wanna die peacefully like my Granddad, not screaming like his passengers

If at first you don't succeed, Sky diving is not for you.

If everything seems to be going well than you've obviously overlooked something

Say what you want because those who don't matter mind, and those who do matter don't mind.

He said, "Why do you wear a bra, you got nothing to put in it . . ." And she said, "Well you wear pants, don't you?"

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you bitches are all the same!

You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because the voices just told me a joke

I'm smiling, that alone should scare you shit-less

Hate is just a special type of love we give to people who suck

I'm they type of person who bursts out laughing in the dead silence because of something that happened yesterday

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon!

Pay no mind to those who talk behind your back, this only means you are two steps ahead

I have ADHD and magic markers and oh the thrills I'll have!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something shiny . . .

Never take life seriously. No one ever gets out alive.

My mind works like lightning, a brilliant flash of an idea . . . and then it's gone.

If your heart really was broken, you'd be dead. So stop whining, grab a shovel and let's get him!

Warning: Unattended children will be sold to the circus.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. (oh yeah, I gots skills . . .)

I'm the girl who will watch hundreds of horror movies and not get scared, but will scream at the top of her lungs when the toast pops up out of the toaster. (I scream randomly)

You're a great friend but if the Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you

Don't like my attitude? Call 1-800-Kiss-MyAss!

If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty

Read my lips: Olive juice

I'm not random, I just have many th- OH LOOK A SQUIRREL!

Don't label me! I'm not soup can!

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people . . . but I'm pretty sure guns help 'cause if you go around pointing your finger at people and yelling "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill very many people . . .

Dementors: Turning people Emo since 370 B.C

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!! But it's ok. I have a helmet.

Life's a bitch, cause if it were a slut it be easy.

This is not something to be tossed lightly, it should be thrown with great force.

I'm nobody. Nobody is perfect, therefor, I am perfect!

Knowledge is power, power corrupts. Study hard, be evil.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

If a mute child swears, does his mom wash his hands with soap?

If I could distinguish reality from my delusions, I would choke it.

I'm in my own world, but don't worry, they like me here

Nobody controls me, I'm uncontrollable. The only one who can control me, is me and that's just barely possible!

When everything is coming at you, you're in the wrong lane

Why settle for being difficult when, with a bit more effort, you could be impossible?

Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

That which doesn't kill me had better run pretty damn fast . . .

Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

Secret admires: Stalkers with stationary

The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but still, it's on the list.

It's a beautiful day, no watch some asshole fuck it up.

Procrastinators unite! . . . . tomorrow.

On your marks . . . get set . . . GO AWAY!

Obsession is healthy, it gets you mind of the voices who are annoying the hell out of you.

You know you're mad when you know the guys in white by name . . .

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, oranges and bananas work too, grapes are good for close range, but for the best results use a watermelon or a pineapple

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit. (I though this was cute)

To be honest with you, I'm a liar

I will stab you with a spork

If it weren't for law enforcement and physics, I'd be unstoppable!

I'm so fucking happy I could shit rainbows.

Genius by birth; Lazy by choice

"MOTHER!!" - Kadaj, Yazoo, and Loz. I FRINKIN love them!

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER:Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:Here it is.
TEACHER:Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS:Maria.

TEACHER:John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER:Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:No, that's wrong
GLENN:Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER:Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:What are you talking about?
DONALD:Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER:Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE:Me!

TEACHER:Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER:Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE:I is..
TEACHER:No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER:Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.T

EACHER:Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER:Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:A teacher

I was born on the day ofXigbar-Demyx,
In the month ofXaldin,
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Lexaeus
I'm Xion years old. You could also say that I'm Axel + Zexion years old.
My favorite number is Saix.
But my lucky number is Roxas.
If you get it, good for you.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS AWSOME! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

.FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when you've been dumped
BEST FRIENDS: Have a shovel at the ready

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story, with real quotes!

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

List twelve of your characters from KH, in no particular order.

1. Luxord

2. Demyx

3. Axel

4. Zexion

5. Larxene (she gets no love . . .)

6. Xemnas

7. Saix

8. Xigbar

9. Xaldin

10. Marluxia

11. Roxas

12. Vexen

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

XemRoku . . . Xemnas/Roxas . . . Ummm kinda read it . . . Xemnas was jealous of Axel because he vaguely remembered loving someone who looked like Roxas (Ven)

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Sexy Zexy, need I say more?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I would cry. Vexen got Xiggy pregnant . . .

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Xemnas and Demyx? Well um, I dunno

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/10! Larxen/Marly! Not with Xaldin . . . ewwey.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Saix would umm . . . Well it's Vexen and Demyx . . . umm, I'd think he'd just walk away, nonchalant. Cuz he's like that. Or maybe he'd faint from the distubing-ness.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Marluxia needed think of something fast before Axel's fire consumed his greenhouse. (SUSPENSE!)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Yes. Luxord + Xigbar = fluff

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Four hurt/comfort fic.

"Z-Zexion?" Saix choked out, his useless eyes welling up.Tears began to leak from Zexion's own cerulean orbs as his younger brother's fingers traveled across his face, his clouded and sightless eyes staring off into oblivion. He took his crippled siblings hand and grasped it tight, "I'm here. . ." (I'm gonna write this someday . . . brotherly love! no incest.)

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Xigbar = I Never Told You What I Do for a Living (I don't know why)

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

Luxord/Xemnas/Roxas . . . . gore.

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A while ago.

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (1) runs off with (4). (7), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (2), then follows the wise advice of (8) and finds true love with (3).”

ok . . . Luxord and Saix are in a happy relationship until Luxord runs off with Zexion. (OMJ, his lover's brother!) Saix, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Roxas and a brief unhappy affair with Demyx, then follows the wise advice of Xigbar and finds true love with Axel.
Akusai!

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite Things" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Organization XIII is all loved equally (Though I like Saix and Luxord the most)

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Larxene

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

DiZ He's racist against Nobodies

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Kairi, she's useless.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Halloween Town!

6. Least Favorite World?

Agraba

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Oathkeeper and Oblivion

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

. . . don't have one . . . no wait . . . . The Struggle weapon!

9. Fave. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Stitch, he's an alien.

10. Fave. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

FINAL!

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Akusai, Akuroku, XigXem,

12. Least Fave. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

SoraRoxas, It makes NO sense

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Xaldin x Marluxia

15. Any "KH-pet-peeves" you have?

The whole Organization died. All they wanted was to get their hearts back!!

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku, Final Session is AWESOME!

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

No.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No, he's just sad because he's short.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

No, he's bi.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

YES!!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Naminé or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine

22. What's your theory on "Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep?"

Theory? Not really . . .

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) character from the game, who would it be?

. . . damn i dont know!

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

I'm bipolar, have anger issues

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I sang the Sora Song in my 6th period class

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Yes. Sai'x

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

Xion: Roxas, that's a stick.

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Xehanort: But Master-!

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Demyx, with Xigbar in second (Stupid Little square!) and Saix in third (Stupid blue fire!)

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

ORGANIZATION XIII!!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! Picking "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion sorry Marly . . . .

33. Riku or Roxas?

. . . . Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?

Either, they're the "same person"

35. Axel or Demyx?

Damyx!

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene, Duh

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

. . . . . SoRiku?

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

Soriku

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi or Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean. I knows all da words . . . in Japanese. I am such a nerd.

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well)

Xemnas/Xehanort/Ansem/Terra (He's alot of people), Xigbar/Braig, Xaldin/Dilan, Vexen/Even, Lexaeus/Aeleus, Zexion/Ienzo, Saix/Isa, Axel/Lea, Demyx, Luxord, Maluxia, Larxene, Namine, Roxas, Repliku, Riku, Sora, Cloud, Sephiroth, Leon, Yuffie, Tifa, Seifer, Fuu, ViVi, Hayner, Pence, Olette, Ven, Aqua, Vanitus . . . I'm pretty sure I forgot some, but here's some . . . .

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Aside from the obvious, Axel and Reno

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

Birth by Sleep!!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2, Orgy XIII!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

The whole plot and characters!

"Insane logic doesn't seem to make sense but you know it does, while logic makes sense but you know it really doesn't. Only insane people understand insane logic, and logic doesn't work on them. If you think this is wrong, then do you agree or do you disagree with my logic? Agree, and you're insane for believing this crap. Disagree, and you're insane for not believing. Don't you just love insane logic?"

Thank you and have a nice day/night.