MeiFire: Weeeee...

Disclaimer: Back off people, I can believe...

Note: Yeah, I'm a fan of Hitsugaya, but when I mean "fan" I mean I like making fun of them for kicks. I'm just psyhcopathic like that. Or something.

This has been enspired by the many funny drabbles on fanfiction.

1. Call Hitsugaya an Ice Queen

2. Ask him if he's using black eye-liner. (Doesn't it look like he's using eyeliner?)

3. Ask him if his hair was shot by lightning.

4. Start crunching on ice cubes while he's completing paper work.

5. Tell him that Hinamori stole his hair gel. Or bleach.

6. Walk into his office with a flame thrower.

7. Call him emo.

8. Call him anti-social.

9. Tell him that he needs to quit the loner act.

10. Sing "I pledge allegiance (sp?) to the flag, and that Hitsugaya is a cold fag!" several times.

11. Tell him that Matsumoto stole his hair gel.

12. Run into the room with a pair of haircutting scissors.

13. Dye his hair pink.

14. While he's sleeping, draw the letter "L" on his forehead with a permenant black marker.

15. Put a cherry on top of his head, look at him and frown, saying "Hey, what did you do to my vanilla icecream?"

16. Announce that Hitsugaya attempted to poke Matsumoto's boobs, but he became a wuss and ran away.

17. Ask him where babies come from.

18. Tell him that Ikkaku stole his eyeliner.

19. Call him short. (classic)

20. Tell him you got the supplies he needed for Elementary School.

21. Call him an old geezer.

22. Start crying and say that Hitsugaya stole your makeup kit.

23. Barge into a Captain meeting and ask Hitsugaya if the therapy appointment worked.

24. Wave a match infront of his face, and ask : "Why aren't you scared?!"

25. Ask him if he's a pyromanic.

26. Put a bird ontop of his head, saying that it needed a new nest.

27. Run into his office with toothpaste or glue, saying : "Sorry sir, here's your bleach!"

28. Start rubbing two icecubes together infront of him.

29. Bring in vanilla icecream and yell : "I found your girlfriend!"

30. After doing all of the above, hug him, apologize, and say "Sorry about before. I bought you more hair gel. No hard feelings?"

MeiFire: wtfwtfwtf

I tried to reach 100, but I got lazy and stopped at 30.

I WISH I CAN DO ALL OF THIS TO THE SHRIMP, RIGHT?