As promised: Here's another chapter!
LOL, like my title choice? =D
(So does this make up for the 3 month wait on new chapters?) ^-^
I couldn't wait!
I was bouncing up and down in my seat.
Fifth period was going much too slow today.
Lunch couldn't come any sooner!
I had a vision of Emmett's latest prank on Edward and I couldn't wait to see it first hand.
I blocked my thoughts by singing Britney Spears in my mind to make sure Edward wouldn't see the vision. He hated her music so I knew he wouldn't listen to it.
I walked through the lunch line and got my apple and a bottle of lemonade. I walked out to our table and took my usual seat in between Jasper and Edward.
Bella was at Edward's right side and Rosalie then Emmett.
Edward furrowed his brows as I sat down and started to play with my food.
All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek, Amy.
"Really now?" He raised an eyebrow at me.
It's a great song.
"Right…" he muttered.
I shrugged and kept on singing.
I kept looking at my watch. When the hell was he going to do it?
"When is who doing what?" Edward narrowed his eyes at me. "What are you hiding from me?"
Oh Baby Baby if you seek Amy tonight…
Oh Baby Baby we'll do whatever you like…
Edward groaned and pinched the bridge of his nose.
"What's wrong Edward?" Bella whispered.
Edward turned to her. "Nothing, love. Alice is just trying to annoy the hell out of me with singing Britney Spears again."
Bella grinned. "Hate me. Love me. Say what you want about me…"
"Oh god…not you too." Edward buried his head in his hands.
Bella giggled and rubbed his back.
"Dude…I totally had sex with Jess last night. It was awesome!" Mike whispered excitedly.
And that was my cue.
Bella's eyes met mine and I winked at her pointing to Emmett.
Emmett had leaned his head discreetly to the right to listen in on Mike's conversation.
"Damn, finally! She was holding out for ever. Not like Lauren though. She puts out almost every night." Tyler bragged.
The boys at their table all laughed causing some heads to turn.
They quieted their laughter and Eric leaned in closer.
"There's only one girl here I'd like to have crazy wild sex with…" Eric whispered.
Edward's head immediately snapped up and turned to glare daggers at the teenage boy's back.
"…and that's Bella." Eric finished.
The other boys at the table all nodded in agreement.
I could barely contain my giggles as Emmett stood up and walked over to their table.
Edward looked at me concerned. He must have worried that Emmett might hurt one of them to protect Bella.
I smiled at him.
Just listen.
"Hey guys!" Emmett boomed.
Mike, Eric, and Tyler all jumped in their seats startled at Emmett's sudden appearance.
"So I just happened to be walking by and heard your little…conversation."
Eric's eyes widened in horror as he took in Emmett's large size towering over him, leaning over casually with his palms on their table.
"I…I…I'm s so sor –" Eric started.
Emmett cut him off.
"I've had plenty of wild crazy sex with Bella and let me tell you she is DAMN good." He grinned.
I had to hold a hand over my mouth to stop the giggles from escaping.
Edward was gripping on to the table trying to control his anger. I kept having errant visions of him running at vampire speed to knock Emmett into a wall. I quickly slapped his hand to make him let go of it.
Watch it, Eddie.
He growled too low for human ears. I rolled my eyes and looked back towards Emmett.
"Holy shit…are you serious?" Mike asked with wide curious eyes.
"Hell yeah man. That's not all though…"
The boys leaned closer to hear what Emmett had to say. I bet they're thinking he's going to say something about Rosalie or…
"I also had crazy sex with…Edward's piano."
The boys at the table looked like someone had hit them over their head with a tennis racket.
"Do you mean you've had crazy sex on Edward's piano?" Mike asked confused.
"Nah, I had crazy sex with his piano. Oh and his car too." Emmett grinned.
They all backed away and straightened themselves out in their seats. They looked at each other oddly and confused.
Emmett's grin widened.
"Oh…my god." Edward gasped.
"The best crazy sex I've ever had though…" Emmett leaned in towards their table even more, as if to tell them a secret he didn't want anyone else to hear. Though, he purposely said it loud enough so everyone did hear him. "…was with Edward himself."
The entire cafeteria went silent.
I heard some forks fall down in shock and an inconspicuous cough coming from one of the lunch ladies.
I couldn't hold it in any longer.
I let out the loudest laugh I could manage.
I had to hold on to Jasper for support. He himself was shaking in laughter.
Bella who had been oblivious to what Emmett had first said, had in fact heard the last remark and was trying to hold back her own giggles.
Emmett smiled innocently and turned to walk back to our table.
Mike, Tyler, and Eric all stood up at the same time, held hands to their stomachs and ran out of the cafeteria.
When Emmett sat back down he wrapped his arm around Rosalie and winked seductively at Edward.
Rosalie discreetly jabbed Emmett in the ribs, but she wasn't that angry. She was laughing at Edward's expense too.
A slur of curses came from Edward too low for Bella to hear. Emmett rolled his eyes.
The cafeteria started to huddle together and gossip about what had just happened.
"Oh shit…do you think they really had sex?"
"I always knew Cullen swung that way…"
"Dude…is he having sex with Rosalie too? Holy shit. Bella, Edward, AND Rosalie! He's is GOD!"
Edward groaned.
I could only imagine the thoughts everyone must be having right now…
"Oh come on Edward, it was only a joke." Bella said with a smile.
He narrowed his eyes at her.
"He said he had sex with you too!" Edward hissed.
Bella jumped up from her seat and glared at Emmett. "YOU WHAT?!"
And so goes another round of laughter from me.
Emmett's laughter boomed throughout the now silent-again room.
Bella blushed violently and slowly sat down in her chair again.
She leaned forward and buried her face in her hands.
"You're gonna pay for that…" she mumbled.
Lol…I really like this one…
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-Jan