Ok, I'm not really new here, but I am new to writing fanfics, so please don't insult. Here are some facts.

Age: 21

Sex: I'm a guy

Favorite things to do: read, play my wii, rock band (drums, I kick ass) , sonic unleashed, LoS: DoTD, sleep, watch TV, spend time by myself, and most of all READ!!

Favorite book: United(Inheritance Cycle) by Given-Inside, that story is way too damn good.

Favorite Pokemon Pairs:
AshXCharizard(F) My most favorite
AshXPikachu(F)
AshXBayleef That is a couple meant to be
AshXLucario(F) I was inspired by tsukunertov on this one
AshXBuizel(F) very cute couple
AshXTyranitar(F)
AshXTyphlosion(F)
AshXAggron(F) What?! He can have it rough too, you know
AshXZangoose(F)
AshXFlygon(F)
AshXSalamance(F)
AshXDragonair(F) LOVE snake sex!!
AshXDragonite(F) Ash is quite the dragon tamer, huh
AshXLugia(F) Oooooyyyaaaayyyy
AshXLatias(F) Another couple meant to be
MistyXCharizard(M) HOT!! He's got a long snake like tounge, that can go far
MistyXPikachu(M)
MistyXLucario(M)
MistyXBuizel(M) Water Pokemon Trainer, come on
MistyXTyranitar(M)
MistyXTyphlosion(M)
MistyXAggon(M) She likes it rough
MistyXFlygon(M)
MistyXSalamance(M) She likes it big too
MistyXSwampert(M)
MistyXLatios(M) What?!

Favorite Sonic Pair:
SonicXTails(F) What?! Tails had the voice of a girl
SonicXBlaze
Tails(M)XBlaze

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

TEN REASONS TO HATE NARUxSAKU

1. Naruto and Sakura are both too loud and don't balance each other out.

2. Most people only like them because they look good together. (They so do not in my opinion)

3. If Sasuke came back to the village Sakura would go directly to him and drop Naruto.

4. Sakura always hit Naruto and never gave him the time of day.

never comforted him like Hinata did, or give him courage...Like Hinata. (GO HINATA)

6. Sakura is to violent.

7.THEY DO NOT BALANCE EACH OTHER OUT AT ALL

8. Sakura is still in love with Sasuke because she came crying to Naruto to bring him back because she was a little weak pink genin.

9. Sakura only shows admiration for Naruto because he grew taller and became more hot. If he didn't Sakura still wouldn't like him because she only goes after the good looking guys. (Bitch)

10. NARUTO AND SAKURA DO NOT BELONG TOGETHER. SAKURA IS VIOLENT AND WILL ALWAYS HIT NARUTO.

If you agree post it on you profile.

REST IN PIECE TOONAMI.

From beginning to the very end I was there. I will never forget.

Tom and the Absolution
1997-2008

A great Character and a funny host you will live on forever in this.

If you were there for Toonami from the beginning to end and now wish to honor it post this on your profile. Zaara the black, jmasta32, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Pantherjtg, tyranitartyphlosion

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

Disturb not the harmony of Fire, Ice, or Lightning,
Lest these Titans wreak destruction upon the world in which they clash.
Though the water's Great Guardian shall arise to quell the fighting,
Alone its song will fail. Thus the Earth shall turn to Ash.
O, Chosen One, into thine hands bring together all three.
Their treasures combined, tame the beast of the sea.
From the trio of islands, ancient spheres shall you take,
For between life and death, o the diff'rence you'll make.
O, Chosen One, climb to the shrine to right what is wrong,
And the world will be healed by the Guardian's song.

Oh, and I'm currently multitasking, I will be working a full story called 'Pokemon: Creatures of Legend'.

Just to give a short preview, this story is about a Lugia and a Charizard escape the Pokemon world and into the Human world to get away from the Charizards' brother, a evil black Charizard that has the Pokemon world under his rule. But not everyone serves him, the Lugia and Charizard are two of the many rebels. They entrust a boy of 11 they're eggs because they are the chosen one to stop the evil black Charizard.

I decided to cancel this story. . . . .for now. Don't be disappointed, and don't get your hopes up. No promises.

I found this video on youtube one day and thought I should put it on here. This video shows some things about Scourge the Hedgehog( yes, he's a real hedgehog like Sonic). I did some looking around and I found out that he's a Sonic character from the Sonic Manga. Usually I'm not a big fan of manga, but I got some second thoughts after watching this video. Here's the link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgtUpA4Cj6w

I got a review on my first story, Pokemon Adventure: The Ash Ketchum Chronicles, that asked what shipping its going to be. Not a humanXhuman thats for sure. And I'm just curious, how many Charizard fics have you read? This story is combination of AshXPikachu, AshXCharizard, AshXBayleef and more. My first 3 lemons for The Lemon That Keep Making Lemonade.

Hey, people!! How come only one person has gaven there review on The Ash Ketchem Chronicals? Hhhmmmm? Come on people I know theres more of you out there, Please review. Oh, and this story has no yaoi. . . . . .so far. No, I'm not gay. Just different.

News Alert!!
Ok people, who wants to be the OC in this pic? http:///post/view/238113?search=WKAR Aawww, they're so cute. No, the human is not Volker. If you want to be part of is, PM me. Give name(s), kind of relationship, and no rape, sorry, to cute to do that. I will be doing three versions of this; Trainer(M)XCharmeleon(F), Trainer(F)XCharmeleon(M), and Trainer(M)XCharmeleon(M). Yes, this will be my first attempt at a yaoi oneshot.

In Other News
Well, it has been quite a long time since I've read my very first fanfic, and I have to say, I have to give propes to Wild Charizard. Her fic is on this site, but I discover it on her homepage, her fic was and is to this day the best fiction I have ever read in my life. Her fiction was so well put together, I laughed, I cried, it made me depressed, but it also cured it. She gave me another look on life, live a nice and healthy life, because you chaged mine.

Oh, and one more thing you perverts, your only a pervert if you get turned on by what you see, read, or hear. If you are, post this on your profile.

I did not write rant.

Okay, I'll let it rip. This should at least make the n00bs argue their case a little better and give some food for thought. I will mention that sexual attraction =/= wanting to have sex with.

There is only one kind of attractive force outside of the world of physics and chemistry. It's sexual attraction. Everything you ever liked, found pretty, etc. was because of a form of sexual attraction, although chances are you never got around to see that. This is bacause sexuality is one of the three key functions of the brain, the others being body functions and survival. Therefore, it is unimaginably deeply ingrained in it, and controls a huge part of our actions, so much so that it is often viewed by humans as other things. Preference, taste, choice, love (some like to think it's something else), and many other attributes of personality and the thought process come from, and still are, sexuality. Every random object or living/imaginary thing you liked or chose was because it had some characteristics that were listed in the brain's rather long and odd list. You say that our sexuality was designed for humans only? Well I got news for you. The brain's system look at individual details and features, not at the whole thing. And there are things that LOOK like humans, sharing many features. Some of those things are animals. If you could imgine every mathematically possible chaotic 3D shape, you will begin to appreciate just how similar humans and animals are. And how similar pokemon are to both. So similar that in fact they share many of the attractive features defined by the brain. But this goes way beyond, into inanimate objects and non-animal organisms. Take flowers, for example. They are clearly attractive. Why? Because they are colorful, and yes, colors are attractive features. And why is that so? Look in nature. Within the brightly colored animal species, the selection is almost always for the brighter and more colorful. Which brings me back to what I said earlier. The evolutionary leftovers. When you think about how many organs, parts, and adaptations get passed on from one species to another during evolution, the passover of sexual characteristics shouldn't come as such a big surprise.

Now here's the bottom line of what I just blurted out. We are not freaks. We are about as normal as you are. All of you are sexually attracted to pokemon and animals and other objects. Most of you will feel uncomfortable with this idea and will shove it in a back corner of your mind and will try to make it seem bad or stupid. But the only difference between a person who says they like a pokemon and a person who says they are sexually attracted to it is only self-inawareness and denial. Because of the stigma culture puts on sex, people are afraid to things like that, even to themselves. But as stigmas slowly get outdated and replaced, the ice breaks up and people can finally admit, as well as figure out, their sexuality a little easier. This is what has happened with homosexuality. This is what will happen with zoophilia and even with dracophilia and the rest, eventually ending with the mass acceptance and ackowledgement of what I have just written here. At least in our lifetimes, we will see the gradual acceptance of zoophilia. So, if you don't like what you are seeing here, well, the future isn't looking too bright for you. Better get used to it now.

I mostly play Minecraft and Gears of War 3.

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PEACE AND LOVE