I'm keeping this short. I tend to ramble. I live in rainy, hot Florida. I was born in Puerto Rico. I think I look exotic. I love to write. I love to read. I love the beach. I have an obsession with ice cream. I own a lot of books. I have an Ipod named Orange Crush (its orange). I think I'm funny, I have a very friendly smile and an attitude (I'm short, short people have attitudes)Anyways, enjoy my profile! ;P

Oh, and by the way...The Angel of my dreams was nominated for the Indie Twific Awards. =D

18 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!

Somethings to think about...

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? (Left, right or both?)

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. (Hmm...?)

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says "Not available in all states"?

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? (Interesting...)

Do they bury people with their braces on? (Yikes I hope not.)

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?(haha...Good question.)

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it (I know, it always smells like medicine to me.)

What's the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup? (There's fancy ketcup?)

Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? (Is there?)

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?(It fits better?)

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?(Go look, I dare you.)

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?

Why are the little styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person?

Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning? (Because there winning.)

Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all? (Not funny at all)

Do you yawn in your sleep? (I wonder...)

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

Do you wake up or open your eyes first? (I...haven't thought of that.)

Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English? (Ha!)

What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? (Gets me all the time.)

If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles? (Haha.)

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? (hmm...)

At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his ass? (when they invented toilet paper?)

Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes? (wedgies?)

Where do people in Hell tell other people to go? ( Interesting...)