Hi My Name is Pinetail Loves Bones Pinetail is my warriors name and I love the show Bones. I was previously Pinetail is Addek-ed to Grey's.

I now mainly read Titanic, Grey's Anatomy and Bones. I absolutley loove Bones it is soo good and funny too.

Grey's Anatomy/ Bones Finale Spoilers below*

So... Grey's Anatomy Finale... seriously? And I know more people will die... great. I mean they r stuck on an island and Arizona coughed up blood and all they have to eat is a piece of gum... and no matches... nice...

Bones finale... ugh seriously? See, these finales this year frustrated me... why would bones leave? I mean I know, and actually it makes a lot of sense but poor booth...

Castle Finale however was awesome and perfect :) It was like the only finale that made me happy :)

Bones Quotes, more to come:

Bones: I hate psychology. It's a soft science.
Angela: I know, but people are mostly soft.
Bones: Except for their bones.

Avalon Harmonia: The riddle you can't solve is how... somebody could love you.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well I'm, beautiful and very intelligent.

Angela: If I have a daughter I'm going to name her Temperance.

Brennan: You are?

Angela: I mean we won't call her that, its awful...

Grey's Survey!

Fave Episode: I liked "Let the Angels Commit" when George and Meredith had that talk in the elevator... sooo funny! and "It's the End of the World" and "As we know it" i really liked the whole bomb thing... and oh "Before and After" i think it was the PP/GA crossover with Archer and Neurocystercercosis. I loved the Finale...my friend Spoiled it for me, but i still had shivers and an actual nightmare from watching it Oh and the one with Bachelor Party like Testing 1-2-3... and the Death and All its Friends i think you know the shooting one. oh and whatever one sit eh oen when they do the documentary.

Fave Season: Season... 2, 3 or 4... i dont really keep them straight

Fave Character: I always Loved George but then he had to go and push a lady out of the way of the bus. .. and McDreamy who is well McDreamy. And i liked Dark and Twisty Meredith and Love Cristina, she is alot like my friend :)

Least Fave Character: I guess... Olivia she was kind of Annoying oh and Erica i hated her.

Fave Elevator Moment: I have a few. Heart in the Elevator! With George!! Derek's proposal... and the George and Meredith scene with them being eachother's person.

Fave Moment overall: oh i'm take one from McShip and say the toxic one... I liked the Bomb... Into You like a Train when Meredith was screaming we can't just leave her or whatever about Bonnie and how it related to herself.. oh and I loved how Addison Greeted Mer and Der when she first saw them. "And you must be the woman who is screwing my husband" The finale...the whole thing, mostly the OR scene when Owen Got shot and Clark had a gun pointed to Cristina's head.

Mer's worst decision: Drowning! And the George thing... oh and... Finn... i never liked him.

Der's worst decision: Umm... Not telling Meredith about Addison, hitting the engagement ring in the woods. I have to Agree with McShip on this one

Fave coupling: Maddison... though Addek is cool if Meredith isnt really there... i also like Future MerDer

Least fave coupling: George/Izzy, George/ Meredith George and Callie was a little weird... for like an episode I thought maybe Lexie and George would make a good pair...

Fave odd pairing: Meredith/Alex... I read it once... it was actually kind of neat

Fave random pairing: Ummmmm... Derek/Izzy? Dizzy...Idk but cool pet name

Is McDreamy exactly what his name says: In his looks, alot of the time! but he was mean when Addison and him were back together... but yeah he's McDreamy and McHot!!

Is McSteamy exactly what his name says: Yeah!! And i like how he's not gonna be a Manwhore anymore... though when Addison tried it didnt work... but i want him to get back with Addison!!

Can George impersonate Christina well: Very well. "McDreamy did the McNasty with McHottie? That McBastard!" Once again stealing an answer

Can Meredith impersonate Izzie well: Yeah, haha. "Because you're George. Seriously. Seriously." Same... lol that was soooo funnny! Sounded jsut like Izzie!

YOUR GUY SIDE: (the things in bold is what I chose.)

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 13

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (only earrings)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars
You were in gymnastics/dance?

You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 9

So I am more of a guy... but that's ok!!

Fav. Charecter things:

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Bones

2. Cam

3. Angela

4.Booth

5. Hodgins

6. Sweets

7. Vincent Nigel-Murray

8.Caroline Julian

9. Wendell

10. Arastoo

11. Daisy

12. Clark

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Yes I have...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Yes definitely very much

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Well...that would be very awkward and... probably impossible

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

...Maybe... but i can't really see it happening

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/9 I feel like Jack and Wendell have a nice bromance...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Vincent would probably just start sputing random facts and awkwardly exit...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Angela had already fallen for one intern, what happens when another one steals her heart?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Probably not...I don't really see why there would be...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The Shot Heard Around the Lab... or The Heart of a Squintern

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

no

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

no

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

no

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

She's Got the Power... lol idk

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Probably... Strong Language and Sexual Content...idk

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

few weeks ago maybe..

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

Bones and Vincent, until Wendell with booth. Bones with daisy, with Clark follows Hodgins, loves Angela...

What title would you give this fic?

The one Beside Me

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

odd

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. George

2. Izzy

3. Meredith

4.Derek

5. Callie

6. Bailey

7. Richard

8.Christina

9. Mark

10. Addison (ok... for like a couple episodes... other then the fact she took Der away from Mer... i liked her...)

11. Lexie

12.Burke

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No and No...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Very very. he's Mcdreamy!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

well... 8 (Christina) wouldn't tell anyone... then tell Mer and Izzy, faint, have a miscarriage and all that and that's how he has to find out...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

yep

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

no.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

5/9 is straight... not that i have anything against gay people... and uh... they already kjind fo were...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He'd probably repremand them and fire Izzy...

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

She stole her husband, who she cheated on, what Addison thinks when she seews mer

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

probably...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Richard soothes Burke about leaving Christina... umm... an old pillow idk..

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

no...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

no

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

no

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

deny Deny Deny... IDK

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

weird pairings... M

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

never

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

George and Richard, until mark, Derek, George, Lexie, Burke, Callie, Meredith

What title would you give this fic?

George's fantasy

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

age difference.. weird

Books: The Time Traveler's Wife,Memoirs of a Geisha... some more

Movie: Titanic most def.

Dream Job: Like a Doctor

Color: Red

Actress:...not sure

Actor: Leonardo DiCaprio,

Food:Steak

Band: Any country band, and classic rock

Song:Breakfast at Tiffany's

Here's All My awesome "Copy & Paste" Thingies

I believe there is one true God.

I believe he created the universe, and everything in it.

I believe he sent his only son to Earth.

I believe Jesus was nailed to a cross and had a crown of thorns placed on his head.

I believe he rose from the dead and ascended into heaven to sit on the right hand of God.

I believe that Jesus can work miracles.

I believe that God really does listen to my prayers, and I believe he sends angels to watch over me at night.

I believe God will love me for all eternity.

I believe God will take me, a sinner, and love me no matter what.

I believe that although I am a sinner, God will be proud of me.

I believe that judgment day is already at hand.

I believe that the fate of the world is in God’s hands.

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

God

You’re (all I want)

You’re -- all I need

You’re everything

Everything.

And how can I

Stand here with You

And not be moved by You?

Sin has /lost\ it's power,

Death has lost it's sting,

From the grave You've risen

VICTORIOUSLY!

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America do we use the politics to describe the process of economy so: Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blooksucking creature.

Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

This following sad story was written by: Jim Willis

When I was a puppy I entertained you with my antics
and made you laugh. You called me your child and
despite a number of chewed shoes and murdered throw
pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was ”bad”,
you’d shake your finger at me and ask “How could you?”-but
then you’d relent and roll me over for a bellyrub.

My housetraining took a little longer than expected, because
you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together.
I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed, listening to
your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life
could not be any more perfect.

We went for long walks and
runs in the park, car rides, stops for icecream (I only got the
cone because ”icecream is bad for dogs,” you said), and I
took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at
the end of the day.

Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your
career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited
for you patiently. comforted you through heartbreaks and
disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and
romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in
love.

She, now your wife, is not a ”dog person”-still I welcomed
her into our home,tried to show her affection, and obeyed
her. I was happy because you were happy.Then the human
babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was
fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted
to mother them, too.

Only she and you worried I might hurt
them, and I spent most of my time banished to another
room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but
I became a ”prisoner of love”.

As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to
my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked
fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears and gave me kisses
on my nose.

I loved everything about them and their touch -
because your touch was now so infrequent - and I would
have defended them with my life if need be.

I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and
secret dreams. Together we waited for the sound of your
car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others
asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of
me from your wallet and told them stories about me.

These
past few years, you just answered “yes” and changed the
subject. I had gone from being “your dog” to “just a dog,”
and you resented every expenditure on my behalf.

Now you have a new career opportunity in another city, and
you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not
allow pets. You’ve made the right decision for your “family,”
but there was a time when I was your only family.

I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the
animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of
hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said “I know
you will find a good home for her.” They shrugged and gave
you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a
middle-aged dog or cat, even one with “papers.”

You had to
pry your son’s fingers loose from my collar as he
screamed “No, Daddy! Please don’t let them take my dog!”
And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught
him about friendship and loyalty, about love and
responsibility, and about respect for all life.

You gave me a
goodbye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely
refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a
deadline to meet and now I have one, too.

After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew
about your upcoming move months ago and made no
attempt to find me another good home. They shook their
heads and asked “How could you?”

They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy
schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my
appetite days ago.

At first, whenever anyone passed my
pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you - that you had
changed your mind - that this was all a bad dream…or I
hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who
might save me.

When I realized I could not compete with
the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to
their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited.

I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the
day and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate
room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table,
rubbed my ears and told me not to worry. My heart pounded
in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a
sense of relief.

The prisoner of love had run out of days. As
is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden
which she bears weighs heavily on her and I know that, the
same way I knew your every mood.

She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear
ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I
used to comfort you so many years ago.

She expertly slid
the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and
the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down
sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured “How could
you?”

Perhaps because she understood my dogspeak, she said “I’m
so sorry.” She hugged me and hurriedly explained it was her
job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn’t
be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for
myself - a place of love and light so very different from this
earthly place.

With my last bit of energy, I tried to convey
to her with a thump of my tail that my “How could you?”
was not meant for her. It was you, My Beloved Master, I
was thinking of. I will think of you and wait for you forever.

May everyone in your life continue to show you so much
loyalty.

The End

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(No Shiz Sherlock)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)And also, whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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If you're a human that thinks humans in general are stupid, copy this onto your profile.

79 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. If you understood that, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever hyperventilated for no apparent reason, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a book or movie that you have dreamt about it for several nights in a row, copy and paste this to your profile.

PLEASE READ. It's so sad. I cried. ='( I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

XoX

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever lost someone (cats count) you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

grab your iPod/playlist music thing, put on shuffle and let which songs come to fill in these blanks

Opening Credits: Stay Here Forever by Jewel...not bad

Waking Up: How to Save a Life by the Fray

First Day At School: Like a Prayer by Glee or Madonna

Falling In Love: Suddenly I See (good one)

Fight Song: You Found Me... not really again, The Fray

Breaking Up: Can't Fight this Feeling- Glee erm...no sense there

Prom night: God Love Her- Toby Keith

Life: Stacy's Mom...ok, no

Mental Breakdown: Young girl/Don't Stand so Close to Me...Glee

Driving: I don't wanna miss a thing

Flashback:My Life Would Suck Without You=Kelly Clarkson (though I have the Glee version :) )

Getting back together: Bulletproof - La Roux

Wedding: Single Ladies- Beyonce (no sense yet again)

Birth of Child: Dancing with My Self... Glee...and weird

Final Battle: American Soldier- Toby Keith (quite fitting)

Funeral Song: Welcome to My Life by Simple Plan (...really...)

Final Credits:Hey there Delilah

If you love forbidden loves,copy and paste this into your profile

If you're proud to be a nerd, copy this onto your profile.

(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! Difelintly

If you believe that straight, gay, bi, and lesbian people are all equal and entitled to their beliefs, copy and paste this into your profile

(') This, over here, is my amazing candle. I am lighting it to commerate the deaths of those 32 lives that were lost at Virginia Tech.

(') my candle for all of those lost from 9/11

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.: Peter
2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow?: Red
3. Your first initial?: S
4. Your month of birth?: december
5. Which is cooler, black or white?: white
6. Name a person of your same gender.: Anna
7. What's your favorite number?:55
8. Do you like California or Florida more?: Florida
9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans?: Lakes
10. My crush will ask me out and we will dae through college and marry

Done with that?

Here are the answers:

1. You are in love with this person.
2. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.(Me!)
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Blue: You are spontaneous and enjoy kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Green: Your soul is laid back and you are reserved.
Yellow: You are a happy person and give good advice for those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have lots of love and friendship in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life will soon blossom.
S-Z: You are a good friend and your future love life look very good.(ME)
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: This year will go well for you and very soon you will fall in love with someone you would have least expected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a good year and experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but you will eventually find your soulmate.(ME)
5. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will like the change.
White: You will have a friend who completley confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.(ME)
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.(wow that is a lot)
8. If you chose:
California: You love adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.(ME)
9. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. You are reserved.(ME)
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will become true before your next birthday

1991: Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

You MUST READ These If You Have Any Compassion.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

This is about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is Sarah I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark

My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse

My name he calls I press myself

Against the wall. I try and hide

From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault

That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more, I finally get free

And I run for the door. He's already locked it

And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain

Again and again Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end! And he finally stops

And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

ATTENTION: CHILD ABUSE IS VERY, VERY REAL. IF YOU ARE 100 AGAINST CHILD ABUSE AND WANT TO HELP STOP IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE!

Please read this. It might not make since at first about what it's about, but it will at the end.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun

he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy

I always have I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry(I Did)

Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

If Jesus is your Savior, copy this onto your profile.

What I wish I’ve known sooner: Copy and paste this to your profile and add something to the list!

· Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking.

· Don't show off driving, if you want to race go to Indianapolis.

· Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them.

· Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.

· There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.

· Don't let what others think decide who you are.

· Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone

· You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies.

· Don't let your life wait for other people.

· Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone.

· Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.

· Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work. (coughcoughmistcoughcough)

· If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!!

· If you fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when you have brand new pants on!

· What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.

· Speaking in public gets easier with practice.

· Don't do cheers off a diving board.

· Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter.

· Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up.

· When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed.

· If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really.

· Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.

· Nothing is ever too good to be true.

· Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.

· You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.

· If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!!

· If he doesn't respect you, he's not worth any of your time.

· Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world!

· You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.

· Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.

· Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair.

· White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes.

· Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny.

· You never know when you're making a memory.

· If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.

· If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT!

· Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun.

· Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are.

· There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower, and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both.

· Milk crates make boring pets.

· Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin.

· Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite make you compromise your standards. Never.

· Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit.

· God doesn't make junk.

· Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are.

· When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching.

· Dance like no one is watching.

· Write like no one is gonna read your words.

· BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway.

· Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear.

· Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry

· If you find out your boyfriend has been cheating on you, don’t go up to him in public, yell at him, and then slap him; it will make both of you look bad. Alternative: Talk with him, alone. And if you find out that he’s been cheating on you for more than a month, then slap him as hard as you damn well can. -Storm Midnight

· Never jump over a hurdle without experience or supervision, It hurts! - Mist Lionshade

· If you yell at your older (male) sibling , but you don’t physically fight with him, you're scared of him. If he yells at you, but doesn't physically fght with you, he is a wimp and you have the right to call him a . - Light Mischief

· It takes someone great to give me a real smile on my face. - Littlewhisker

· It takes someone even greater to make you cry. - Littlewhisker again.

· Cats make better friends than friends do. They can be forced to sit there and listen and won't complain, they can purr you to sleep, and they're great for when you want to cut yourself but can't find anything better than a butter knife. Not that you'd ever need them too. - Commander Gecko S.

- Heads up really means heads down...trust me i have experience Snowfeather

-A good friend will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did wrong. A true friend will be sitting beside you the whole time saying, "Damn! That was fun."-Lionpaw16

- Don't Tell people you've eaten Kangaroo... they don't like it