"My name is Draco Lucius Malfoy. I was born on the fifth of June, 1980. My parents were Death Eaters and I am a war criminal." He didn't say anything else for a long time. By the tremors that wracked his body, she thought that perhaps he had succumbed to tears. But when he spoke, his voice was clear. "I should be dead," he said. DRAMIONE! Post-War Dystopian World.

Elizabeth experiences how difficult being a pirate really is. Harsh reality, incredible adventures and subtle magic combine to give her quite an education. And Elizabeth is not the only one with much to learn. AU, whelp-free, J/E.

2016 HannibalBigBang. Post-S3. After the fall, Will thought he and Hannibal had settled into a standstill of safe domesticity living together in Paris until Hannibal had asked him to come to the opera with him, posing as his husband, which was just a cover, another part for them to play. But all Will can think of is Bedelia's words: Is Hannibal in love with me? Do you ache for him?

Where the rest of the world sees a deranged psychopath, Harleen Quinzel sees a man, capable of loving her in his own twisted way. This is her transformation into Harley Quinn. And so, the pawn turns into a queen. Suicide Squad-verse. Mature and sexual content. The Joker/Harley.

Dumbledore asks Hermione to carry out a secret mission before the start of her fourth year. "Keep the Time Turner, Miss Granger. I want you to use it to help Mr. Malfoy reevaluate his beliefs. He is now depending on you." HG/DM

He never holds back. After all, she is the queen to his throne. Joker/Harley. Suicide Squad-verse. Smut and mature content.

The origin story of Doctor Harleen Quinzel and Patient 0801. Now rated M.

Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!

A slip of the tongue has never felt so good. Hannigram. Daddy kink.

"Dr. Du Maurier said you were in love with me." Post s3e13. Hannigram.

Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM

Malfoy sets off on a quest to seduce the Gryffindor know-it-all herself, Hermione Granger, at the request of an unlikely classmate.

Hermione Granger has dedicated her life to teaching former Death Eaters the error of their ways. When Draco Malfoy finds himself in trouble with the law, he is placed in a program that requires him to live as a Muggle under the direction of his fated enemy. Warning: Contains Adult Themes (WINNER of the 2013 Energize W.I.P Award)

In which Hannibal shamelessly charms his way into Will's mind, feelings, and pants, all in the same night. [Hannigram]

At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

Hermione has returned to Hogwarts for her 7th year but things have changed since the fall of Voldemort, including Malfoy. The relationship that develops between her and Malfoy is one that she would have never expected, and one that complicates everything.

Compassionate Sookie manages to talk Godric down from the ledge, and his presence brings great change and unexpected love into both Eric and Sookie's lives. Eric/Sookie/Godric.

Sookie didn't like the idea of belonging to anyone. Not Bill, nor the Queen, nor Eric…She tried to remind herself of that, staring up into those intense eyes, deep and blue as the north seas he once sailed, a thousand years ago… Eric/Sookie goodness.

Always, tension abounds between Eric and Sookie. This series of vignettes will loosely follow the episodes of season 3, centered around the theme of "Don't." Eric/Sookie.

What really happened at Shipwreck Cove? Who is the father of Elizabeth's child? And how will her heart stay devoted to Will when she is risking everything for another adventure with Jack Sparrow? Post-AWE, Long Live Sparrabeth! NOW COMPLETE!

Takes place at the end of DMC. Elizabeth deals with her guilt about the mast incident, & her strained relationship with Will. Jack tries to forgive Elizabeth. Will Elizabeth admit her feelings are changing? Sparrabeth, JE.

Draco and Hermione, like all newly appointed Head Boys and –Girls before them, are assigned to switch bodies for the first week of term to ensure a prosperous collaboration between them in the future. HGDM

Just what the title promises, an no-holds-barred parody in which our beloved characters say whatever is on their minds, find themselves using adult language in adult situations, use anachronisms galore, and otherwise pilfer their weasely black guts out!

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

We all know Captain Jack Sparrow plays things close to the vest, but this is the tell-all that reveals his secrets, from birth to the mysterious aftermath of AWE. Encased in action and romance, some of the story you know...but most of it you do not. J/E

Former title: CURIOSITY. When a drunken Jack Sparrow appears on her terrace in Port Royal in the middle of the night, it is up to Elizabeth Swann to keep him safe until he can return to the Black Pearl. How can they fill the hours until daylight? Rated M

It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione

After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG

At the end of her sixth year Hermione finds Draco in a compromising position. Now her seventh year and head girl can Hermione resist her tormentor and head boy Draco?

“I’m going to save you, Lizzie.” “Why?” “Because, you taught me this song once, and it’s high time you live up to it. With me.” - Sparrabeth SongFic to the song, You Found Me by Kelly Clarkson

One snowy winter day, Riley, Ben, and Abby decided to play a game on the computer... Let's see what happens. Rated for one colorful german word.

Ben and Riley have a few mishaps on the ice.

Barnabas x Josette x Willie love triangle: After being transported through time to the year 1967, Josette will bring a light and darkness to Collinsport that will bring about the struggle of two men and force them to their knees. Now COMPLETE

Jack returns to Shipwreck Cove and persuades Elizabeth to help him in the hunt for the fountain of youth. Across the world they go in search of the mystic water in hopes of living forever, while Elizabeth struggles with her loyalties and her heart.

Post AWE: Elizabeth is faced with a decision and must make a choice, but whatever her choice may be, she will lose something or someone dear. She enlists the help of Jack, the only person left that she trusts but will he agree to her proposal? Jack & Liz

Post Hogwarts. Draco sees Hermione at a fundraiser and bids on her for a date not knowing who she was. Lots of drama eventually and fluff. Completed story!

CRACKFIC ONESHOT. Um, yea. just what the title says.

As Bella and Edward grow even more comfortable with one another, the world seems to conspire against them. But no matter how hard things might get, they will always have each other. COMPLETE

An unlikely friendship between two children upsets tradition at Hogwarts, Severus falls in love, and Lily has choices to make. Eventual AU.

Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.

Jack Sparrow thought that what he wanted most in this world was to become immortal, but sometimes what you want most is not really what you need most. Sparrabeth JackElizabeth post AWE

Elizabeth realizes that she was truly never alone. JE Oneshot. Part 1 of a series.

Hermione lifted up her ringless left hand and waved her fingers in front of him. Comprehension finally dawned on Draco's face. You want to get engaged? he asked astounded. Bingo! A postwar fic. DMHG

How they came to be sharing a ferris wheel compartment after spending the better part of the year ignoring each other was a fair question. LilySnape oneshot.

Even fearsome pirates enjoy a bit of pampering now and then. Pure fluff and dry.

AU. What if he had never called her Mudblood? A short story about the relationship between Lily and Snape, beginning with his worst memory. LilyEvansSeverusSnape.

Surprises and danger lie ahead for Captain Jack Sparrow...many in the form of a little girl that looks too much like a certain Pirate King. Complete now! Sequel in works...

Sparrabeth Fan Fic. Set in AWE, after Elizabeth saved Jack. Wish it happened, but it didn't... :D Read it please, and post reviews... Finished. :D

"Ghosts of her past serenade her in the night, imprints of time that had slipped through her fingers..." Post AWE drabble, possible AWE spoilers. J/E.

Edward and Bella remap some boundaries. Absolutely no plot, but probably more oneshots.

Takes off of the ending of AWE, so total spoilers for the movie. Sparrabeth, drabble. 176 words. Lizzie finally becomes free.

“Whoa! So your telling me that we are going to have this…thing in our house?” Hermione had finally got her senses back. “Hermione!” “Mum, I will not have him here! He is awful and rude and selfish and…” “Still here you know” Draco waved a hand.

Your favorite characters are off to search for the Kraken and rescue their beloved Jack... but the question is, just how beloved is Jack to a certain governor's daughter? Takes off from the ending of PotC2.

ONESHOT. My attempt at humour I know I'm probably better at angst. Hanson and Penhall annoy the rest of the chapel with their immature antics as the Maquaid Brothers. Please read and review.

Post DMC. Jack has his beloved Pearl, Elizabeth has Will, but even though they try to deny it, they can't fight the inevitable. And suddenly, it's not about defeating Beckett anymore. JackElizabeth Sparrabeth of course. Completed.

Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.

Oneshot. Jack and Elizabeth spend an early morning distinguishing the scents they carry with them. Sparrabeth. Post AWE you could say, I suppose.

Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?

The epic guttery love story of a boy named Draco, his naughty witch Hermione, and how an unassuming little lifesavingdevice shaped Muggle candy brought them together.The last chapter is in progress. : Or what I hope will be...

As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG

Hermione awakes with a horrid hangover, walking to her drawers to grab her outfit for the new day. She laters discover one of her knickers was stolen by someone... once she discovers the brains behind it, it is war. DracoxHermione

Bella is always reluctant when Edward wants to buy her a new car. Is there a secret reason she likes her truck so much? And don't worry where they are driving. It doesn't matter.

Draco finds a book written by Hermione and enlists her help to understand it.

Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.

Because he's finally back, and she still hasn't said his name. Oneshot, Sparrabeth.

Gifts have been appearing on Elizabeth's doorstep, as mysterious and strange as their bearer. When the evervirtuous Will leaves her frustrated and alone, Elizabeth is curious what else Jack Sparrow can show her. Sparrabeth.

This is an island scene that could possibly but won't take place in AWE no spoilers for AWE though. Jack and Elizabeth are forced onto an island once again and are forced to face each other. Sparrabeth! Rated T for safety

It's a known fact to the entire population of Hogwarts that Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy hate each other with a passion. But what happens when that passion turns the hate to lust? Winner for He Had It Coming Dramione awards under the category Thin Li

Jack's compass is broken. That is, until one bearing is right in front of him. JE drabble, Jack's POV, some DMC spoilers.

Who knew Draco had a crush on HER! Anyways, Hermione gets herself caught in a little bet, getting herself stuck with a certain blondehaired boy... DracoXHermione if you couldn't tell.

[WIP] It all started when they blew up Gryffindor's quidditch stands and were forced to serve a heinously long detention sentence...together! But it all got interesting thereafter. Hermione & Draco.

COMPLETE. Hush my friends and let them hold each other, help them make the moment last forever. In the end, it shall be Draco and Hermione, for I am the Sorting Hat, and what I say will be. "You're filthy," he drawled. "But you're beautiful."

COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.

This is a Draco/Hermione fic. Basically, they're forced together for a class project and things take off from there. It's awfully long. **FINISHED!!!!!**