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Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master. Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer. Had no army, yet kings feared Him. He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world. He committed no crimes, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today! God is good all the time, All the time God is good!

My Yahoo! Instast messenger name is TheFirstHokage15, just incase ya wanna chat.

Hi my name is Chris but u can call me by my pen name "TheFirstHokage", I am 15 years old, my height is six feet two inches, I'm extremly handsome :), I live in the U.S., i live where i live thats all u need to know. Also I now have the anonymous review option on now so please do not abuse it like sending me a lot of spam or crap that really is unwanted.

GOD BLESS THE U.S.A!!

Author Stat's: Number of Fav list's I'm on: 109. Number of author alert list's I'm on: 120. Number of hit's to my profile page: 10614.

A Pic of my OC's Mareo, Eshaku and Rei from Naruto's New Dream', Artist Eri-chan116, thanks again for drawing it! I'm honored!

http//art/Eshaku-Mareo-Rei-72544742

Fav Saying's and Poems-

WE IS FRIENDS!

Me And You Is Friends.

You Smile, I Smile..

You Hurt, I Hurt..

You Cry, I Cry..

You Jump Off A Bridge.

I Gonna Miss Your E-Mails.

"A real friend is hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to foget!"

"To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might just be the world".

"Good friends are like stars... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there".

"A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart".

"Friends are like ballons, once you let them go, you can't get them back, so I'm going to tie you to my heart so I never lose you."

The Three "L"s: "Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much".

"Today is the tomorrow I worried about yesterday."

All of these quotes were sent to me by my grandma who has a friend who sent them to her then sent them to me...understand??

"My name is, Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigodbilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton Havmoss Ivanovici Baldus George Doitzel Kaiser the Third, don't hesitate to call..." Vash the Stampede, from Trigun.

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, from Mythbusters.

"For a brick... he flew pretty good." Sgt. Johnson, From Halo 2.

"Quack, damn you." Jamie Hyneman, from Mythbusters.

"I'll kick ya' in the teeth." my buddy David.

"I would break that wouldn't I..." again, my buddy David.

BANNED FROM WAL-MART...

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. Impossible' theme.

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband
accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.

Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to
browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her
local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right way.'

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's
on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a
mir ror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ' Mission

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his
'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least ..

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!'

Regards,
WalMart

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Likes- Reading, watching anime, history, music, playing tennis( not very good at it t_t), ramen, chow mein, taking walks, my Mom & Dad, playing video games, pizza, writing fan-fiction, reading manga, reading fan-fiction, my I-pod and hanging out with my friends.

Dis-likes- scary movies(I'm not a wuss I just think scray movies are weird, very weird), jerk's who tease people just because they can, algebra ,yaoi , Will Ferral and my very, very annoying little brother!

Fav Shows- Mythbusters, Ed,Edd, and Eddy, Futrue Weapons, American Chopper and Deadlist Catch.

Top ten favorite Anime-

#1.Bleach.

#2. Samurai Champloo.

#3.Trigun.

#4. Death Note

#5.Naruto.

#6.Rurouni Kenshin.

#7.Hellsing.

#8.FullMetal Alchemist.

#9.Fruits Basket.

#10.Outlaw Star.

Fav Games: Team Fortress 2 (Name on there is now Master Chief the Guitar Hero.)Portal, Bleach Shattered Blade,Resident evil 4, Halo 1, 2 and 3, Gears of War (The Lancer pwns), Naruto Clash of Ninja 2, Naruto: Ultimate Ninja, All of the Pokemon games, Half Life and Half Life 2, Doom 1, 2 and 3, Starcraft, Diablo 1 and 2, Call of Duty 3, Unreal Tournament and Unreal Tournament 2004, Dark Messaih: Might and Magic, Quake 1,2, Ground Zero and 4, and The Elder Scrools 3: Morrowind, Wii sports (Yes I have a Wii...) Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Mario Party 8 .

Fav Bands- Rise Against, Linkin Park, Green Day, Nickle Back, Daughtry, Fall out Boy, Sum 41, The All American-Rejects, Simple Plan, 3 Doors Down, 3 Days Grace, Good Charlotte, A.F.I., The Last Goodnight, Blink-182, Matchbox Twenty, Montgomery Gentry, Foo Fighters, Breaking Benjamin, Hoobastank, Drowning Pool, Papa Roach and Weird Al Yankovic.

Fav Songs.

From Rise Against- Behind Closed Doors, Prayer of the Refugee, Worth Dying For, Paper Wings, The Good Left Undone, Give It All, Heaven Knows.

From Linkin Park- Numb, Faint, What I've Done, In Between, Breaking the Habbit, Some Where I Belong, In The End,Points of Authority, By Myself, In Pieces, One Step Closer, Bleed it Out, Runaway, Forgotten, Cure for the Itch, Papercut, Given Up and From the inside.

From Green Day- American Idiot (Cuz i am one :) ) Holiday, Walk Alone, She's a Rebel, I Foguht The Law and When September Ends.

From Nickle Back- Savin' Me, If Every One Cared, Photograhp,Far Away, Animals, Rock Star, and Next Contestant.

From Daughtry- All there songs :), but if I had to chose a fav I'd say, There and Back again

From Fall Out Boy- Thnks Fr Th Mmrs, Sugar We're Goin Down and Dance Dance

From Sum 41- The Hell song.

From The All American-Rejects- It Ends Tonight, Dirty Little Secret, and Move Along

From Simple Plan- Me against The World, Shut Up and Grow Up.

From 3 Doors Down- Kryptonite, Going Down In Flames, Changes, Ticket To Heaven, Away From the Sun, Sarah Yellin', The Road I'm On, Dangerous Game, When I'm Gone, Running Out Of Days, Here With You and I Feel You.

From 3 Days Grace- Animal I Have Become, Just Like you, It's All Over, Pain, Never Too Late, On My Own, Riot, Get Out Alive, Let It Die, Over And Over, Time Of Dying, Gone Forever, One X and I Hate Everything About You.

From Good Charlotte- Anthem and I don't wanna be in love.

From Weird Al- All his songs.

From Motngomery Gentry- Gone, If You Ever Stop Loving Me, Something To Be Proud Of, Some People Change, (The song Some People Change is an awesome song and those who like country music should listen to it and those who don't like country should listen to any way, Youtube is a good place to hear it) Hey Country, Takes All Kinds, What Do You Think About That, Twenty Years Ago, Free Ride In The Fast Lane and If You Wanna Keep An Angel.

From Breaking Benjamin- So Cold, Evil Angel, Unknown Soldier, So Cold (Acoustic Version), Until The End, Dance With The Devil, Phase and Breath.

Drowning Pool- Let the bodies hit the floor.

Papa Roach- Last Resort and Getting Away With Murder.

A.F.I.- Miss Murder, Love Like Winter, Summer Shudder, Missing Frame, The Killing Lights, The Interview.

The Last Goodnight- Pictures Of You, Stay Beautiful, Poison Kiss, Back Where We Belong, Push Me Away, One Trust, Good Love.

Blink-182- The Rock Show, Josie, Dammit, Feeling This, All The Small Things, First Date.

Buddy's on Fanfiction: TheSecondHokage and Bratney

Storys in Progress:

Naruto's New Dream: Updating as soon as I can

NND stats: Review's:385. Hit's: 110897. c2's: 74. Fav's286. Alert's: 449

Shinigami of Konoha: Updating ASAP

SK stats: Review's: 148. Hit's 29591. c2's 40. Fav's 180. Alert's 252.

Naruto Namikazes Day off!: Updating swiftly!

NNDO! stats: Reviews: 10. Hit's 604. c2's 0. Fav's 7. Alert's 10

Naruto Fuma: Updating as quickly as I can.

NF stats: Reviews: 71. Hit's: 5249. c2's: 15. Fav's: 50. Alerts: 92

The American Ninjas: Discontinued, might redue later.

TAN stats: Reviews: 8. Hit's 543. c2's 0. Fav's 2. Alert's 3

Stories I am Beating:

'Naruto My Way' By roynaruto.

Summary: What if during the Mizuki incident Naruto learned a few more jutsu, what if also the teams were arranged differently? AU and some unusual pairings. (That does not mean Yaoi or anything bad, just means some pairings you don't see alot.)

http/www.fanfiction.ws/s/4119340/1/Naruto_my_way

'Second Chances!' By Nazuna KuroTsuki.

Summary: Naruto dies saving Sasuke from Itachi, Hinata has reason to believe he was reborn as one of the two foxes she rescued. How can she prove Her belief and find a way to return Naruto to his human self again? R&R please. Pairings Undecided other than Naru&Hina.

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/4076188/1/Second_Chances

'Light Through The Darkness!' By Nazuna KuroTsuki.

Summary: Naruto left five years ago, now he's back at Tsunade's request, and he's the new heartthrob of the village. He's got a little surprise, he has a family and is a widowed Father. What happened while he was gone and why does Konoha want him back so badly now?

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/3988025/1/Light_Through_The_Darkness

Fav AMV's: These are not mine I just think there awesome.

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6uEpXTJao4

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHf7MjrGDDQ

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDPgvB-BHYc

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGtGZc8JQgU

This is my favorite Resident Evil video ever, made by the increadily talented Shadow Leggy, SHE ROCK'S!!. It's so awesome!!

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMvAzYH1xHM

This is the song that most describes how I act when I'm in a good mood.

http/www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ph2i9fyAU

Naruto Pairings that I like.

Naruto and Anko: Crazy, Sadistic, Hyperactive, blond and purple haired children, the fall of Konoha has come LOL!!

Naruto and Ino: There such a cute couple and it's always fun too read and beside's Naruto needs a girl that can control him.

Naruto and Temari: I really like this one because Temari know's what it's like to live with a jinchuuriki, also if Gaara is going to let any one marry Temari it'd be Naruto.

Naruto and Tenten: all I can say is cute.

Naruto and Konan: It's cute, but you have to be a good author to make it work...

Naruto and Rin: Again gotta be a good author.

Naruto and OC: Always lot's of fun.

Naruto with any girl besides Sakura

Pairings that I dis-like greatly.

Any yaoi pairings: I hate yaoi, I have no grudge against gay people because if that's the way they want to live there life thats fine just as long as they don't bother me I'm good. I also hate that there are so many yaoi fic's out there it scares me,CURSE YOU CRAZY FAN GIRLS!!.

Naruto and Sakura: She lost her chance with Naruto a long time ago in my opinion, I mean come on here's a guy who would give his life for you in a sec but no you want the guy who dosen't give a shit about you and betrayed your village for power, wise choice Sakura wise choice.

85 percent of writers that do Naruto fanfiction either hate fangirls, or hates Sasuke. If you are part of that 15 percent that hates both, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: KyuubiWindscar, Banished Soul of Darkness, Kyu-kun, TheFirstHokage.

Well there's some info on me, thanks for checking out my profile page and GOD BLESS!!

PEACE OUT!!