It turns out "bad" is a highly subjective term.

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

It's 1976 and Hogwarts' N.E.W.T. Divination class can only see the homework in their future. Lily Evans and Sirius Black certainly can't foresee they're falling into friendship. What happens in Divination, stays in Divination.

The Black inheritance is less about money or prestige and far more about casual cruelty and utter recklessness and mad passion. Even after being disowned, can Sirius escape his inheritance?

'Sirius' body is a map. Scars cross over scars, burns lead to bruises, blood flows in rivers. He stares at the lines until they blur, wondering where they're taking him. Wondering what he'll find when he reaches his destination.' self harm, slight slash, mentions of abuse, trigger warning.

What ever happened to Sirius Black, infamous Marauder? Everything in his life is going wrong: his grades slip, his abuse from his parents is no longer a secret. His friends know he's sick, but they can't stop him. Anorexia is all he has left. MWPP Trigger warnings for anorexia, bulimia, EDNOS, and abuse

Norrington has a decision to make. In the process memories of the past are dredged up. Every once in awhile, I have to write some raving sailing. Norrington has finally got the Black Pearl trapped. Jack is bound to do something crazy, but will it be the last thing he does?

"The problem was simple. Harry didn't want to quit. Sure, he might be endangering himself. He might be too dependent. But the biggest issue was that Harry did not regret these things. What he regretted most of all was getting caught." Cutting. Mentor!Sev.

A very memorable Christmas at the Potters.

Sirius receives a letter from Regulus in 1979, and the life he thought he left behind finally catches up with him. Remus/Sirius

Lupin and Sirius sort through yet more of Lupin's photographs, this time from 1979-81. Sequel to 'Where Dwell the Brave at Heart'.

Reluctant paparazzo, Remus Lupin, manipulates his way into rock star, Sirius Black's, life, hoping for a scoop that will kick start his flagging career. Instead, he finds himself torn between his growing feelings for Sirius, and the article of a lifetime.

After sailing to World's End, Barbossa reaps the rewards. Will Jack be able to recover? Sparbossa, JackOCs, JackWill, JackGroves, WillElizabeth, Tia Dalma, James, the usual. WIP. A lot of rape, violence,torture, language, hair cutting, rats.

After coming to an understanding during the Horcrux hunt, Snape and Harry spend the next year reclaiming what they never had in their lives while playing their roles in the war. HP/SS though not rushed , with a happy ending with some humour throughout.

Being re-edited. What if Harry had delved a little deeper into Snape's pensieve? What else is the infamous Potions Master seeking to hide from the Boy Who Lived? WARNING: Contains sexual situations of the slash variety. A little plot, mostly sexin

It is exactly three forty-seven in the morning when the Potters get the most unexpected of knocks on their door. Sirius/James. Sort of.

You can take Sirius out of the Blacks, but you can’t always take the Black out of Sirius. All four of them can see that, because none of them are blind. MWPP drabble.

Many things can be a turning point when you are a teenager and for James Potter it's his runaway friend showing up on his porch. Between confessions and old teacups they might just find the silver lining everyone's been looking for. Rated for Language

Sirius is lean and intense, but Bill Weasley is determined to go straight. Surely Fleur is enough for any man? Dirty and sweet. Bill Weasley/Sirius Black. Grimmauld Place. Slash. Smutty. Set during OotP.

It's a good house for lonely people.

You don’t want this, this sickness, this disease, this taint of every family you know. You don’t want twisting kisses that taste of magic and shame and carnality. Sirius doesn’t want Lucius, except he does. Lucius/Sirius

An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S

What if, at the end of the movie, Jack pulls Norrington over the edge with him? (Slash - sooner or later, anyway...)

HMS Forthright drabbles. PostCotPB. Jack's trapped and injured aboard a royal navy ship captained by Groves. Can a pirate hope to forge an alliance with one of the enemy long enough to escape?

They left us here all alone and never once looked back. Narcissa reflects on Sirius and Andromeda's departures, the Dark side and the true monsters in the Black family. Very slight SLASH JPSB! Het LMNM

[OneShot] 'She’d changed him and he wasn’t entirely sure it had been for the better.' Jack's gone to Shipwreck Cove for peace, for absolution. JE. Angst.

Kaitlyn agrees to translate a parchment for Jack Sparrow in exchange for safe passage on his ship. Neither could have anticipated that two people separated by age and social class could have so much in common, let alone grow to need each other so much.

Sirius makes life at Grimmauld Place a little better when he finds a piano. Don't let the title scare you away, it has nothing to do with that song. Unless, of course, you're a Billy Joel fan, in which case, sure it does! Hehe. Oneshot. Please R&R!

Siriscentric, no pairings. Angsty. Sinking into familier melancholy, adult Sirius reflects on the folly's of his suicidal teenage self. Rated because of cutting, themes of suicide, language.

Sequel to Broken Wings. A battle is waged for Jack's soul with Barbossa as one its warriors. Will our Sparrow be able to see a way out of the gilded cage that's closing in on him before all is lost? FINALLY UPDATED CHAPTER 15! Enjoy.

Marriage Law for SiriusHermione. In order to protect her, he had to marry her. After HBP.

Sirius has some problems at home, Peter has self confidence problems, Remus has fullmoon trouble and James has... well James has Lily. focuses on Sirius

A different slant on Sirius' characterization. RS slash, originally started before OoP came out.

James is turned down once again by the object of his affection, the attractive Lily Evans. Can Sirius cheer the miserable, dejected boy up? OneShot. Slash. Mature themes... which means blatant smut. PWP. Read and Review?

Marauder era. Sirius blows up at James, and Remus is called upon to beat him back to his senses. Hey, with a mother like that, Sirius has got to have some issues ... Minor violence.

Sirius has run away from the abuse he faced at home and is living on the street. Lucius decides a touch of blackmail is in order. Like Sirius needed any more trauma .... LMSB, rated for numerous foul sexual things.

JackAnamaria. Jack as a teacher—couldn’t resist mate. Set a good many months after the movie. OneShot.

A gentleman's duty. SiriusBella

JamesXSirius. Sirius is always scared now. Remus knows. Sirius never really had a chance to cope with James' death.

I s'pose only I could be given a request for angst and end up with goats and hairdressing. But anyway. Slightly controlling relationship, SiriusRemus.

AU, Sirius is a teenager who has a troubled home-life, Remus is an english teacher who only wants to help. (no magic) rated for slash, drug use and some violence.

This fic... may squick. SiriusBella het, SiriusRemus implied, and a whole heap of emotion. You have been warned, my pretties.

Sirius has left all the comforts of the life he once knew. He find sanctuary in an alley with a hooker named Mercy.

I can't hate him. Because I love him." In the aftermath of James' wedding proposal, Sirius and James are both a little hurt. SiriusJames slash. Oneshot.

In rememberance of Sirius Black. A description of his family, the abuse, and well, him.

The Marauders, 6th year: In the aftermath of the Werewolf Prank, Sirius takes a fall from grace, and learns the hard way that there are some things you can't set right just with words. SLASH (SB,RL). Rated R for language, violence and mature sexual themes

Captain Jack has lost his ship, his crew, nearly his life, and now his sanity to a horrible new curse. Will this Sparrow be able soar again after his wings have been broken? Complete! Sequel Up! Please R&R!

LuciusSirius. Lucius smudges the lines between hate and obsession.

Slash. Sirius runs into Lucius one night. Afterwards he discusses sex with James and Remus. Remus shows an olfactory talent. Implied RL/SB, SB/LM. SB/OCs.