1.Noodlejelly has no grasp of grammar, this is the government’s fault for their stupid primary school teaching curriculum

2.Noodlejelly cannot write a proper romance fic to save her life, (or anyone else’s for that matter). Therefore all romance is either terribly cliché or just terrible

3.Noodlejelly uses humour in all her fics, however Noodlejelly has a very warped sense of humour that may very well not match your own

4.Noodlejelly has problems making a plot serious as they tend to devolve back into humour (see rule 3)

5.Noodlejelly either writes dialogue based stories or complete prose, there is no happy median and so readers should expect lots of dialogue

6.Noodlejelly first chapters tend to be very different from Noodlejelly later chapters, in general the first chapters are much more rushed and it shows

7.Noodlejelly has a horrible tendancy to disappear for months/years at a time and leave behind many unfinished fics. As of now (now been whenever you read this) she is going to try and delete any fic that will never be finished or is just so bad it pains her to see it and she will seek help for the voices in her head that are making her refer to herself in the third person