I think the phrase ryhmes with "clucking bell" - Capt. Edmund Blackadder

Favourite couples:

SakuraxSyaoran (Cardcaptor Sakura, Tsubasa Chronicle), EriolxTomoyo (Cardcaptor Sakura), ChiharuxTakashi (Cardcaptor Sakura), DannyxSam (Danny Phantom), ZelosxSeles (Tales of Symphonia), LloydxColette/Sheena (Tales of Symphonia), TaixSora (Digimon), FranzxAmelia (Fire Emblem Sacred Stones), EirikaxSeth/Ephraim (Fire Emblem Sacred Stones), ColmxNeimi (Fire Emblem Sacred Stones) RolfxMist (Fire Emblem Path of Radiance), RoyxLilina (Fire Emblem Sword of Seals) VysexFina (Skies of Arcadia) KuroganexFai/Tomoyo (Tsubasa Chronicle), ToyaxYukito/Yue/Kaho (Cardcaptor Sakura, Tsubasa Chronicle), LinkxZelda/Midna/Agitha (Legend of Zelda) EnriquexMoegi, UralaxHans (Skies of Arcadia) WelkinxAlicia/Isara, VysexFina (Valkyria Chronicles)

Stories I have discontinued;

Little Sister

Dreamland: CCS

Dreamland: TRC

UPDATE 10/12/2012:

Well, so that's it. My stories are all gone, never to be seen again on this site. It was either that or lose my account totally, so I went with the simpler option. I do have my stories backed up on other sites, Adult FF and MediaMiner, and that's where I'll be updating my stories from now on.

Thanks very much to all my supporters!

Here's my AFF account; http:///authors.php?no=1296802925

Here's my Archive of Our Own account; http:///users/HondoOokami/works

Here's my Hentai Foundry account (must be 18 or over. In order to see my works, you must adjust the website filters on the upper left side of the page); http:///user/HondoOokami/profile

UPDATE 19/10/2014

I'm back (sort of). All my stories were taken down because they were breaking the rules due to their explicit sexual content according to some 'freelance moderators' (the one whom I dealt with wasn't a bad egg as they were a simple misguided soul and thought they were doing a public service (if you call pissing off thousands of readers just because you haven't got anything else better to do 'a public service', but then again, isn't that what our politicians do to us all the time?), but some members of their group were genuine bullies to the extent of flooding the inboxes of some authors with torrents of personal abuse and seriously telling them that they should actually go and kill themselves) and now I'm posting them on other sites in all their uncensored, explicit glory. Here, though, to try and make my previous readers aware that the stories are still ongoing, I've decided to post rule-abiding 'lime' versions so that they can still follow the story like the salivating dogs that they are, and have the choice of popping over to another site to view the original 'filthy' version as well.

Here's hoping it all goes without a hitch. God knows someone will find a loophole to try and get my stories taken down again!