Murtagh Strikes Backhide bio
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and Inheritance Cycle. 15/12/08. I abandoned this account almost two years ago because I was recovering from a pretty serious mental illness and I didn't want to be associated with the person I used to be anymore. I think I'm past that now. If you knew me back when I was writing under this penname (or as somekindasuperstar, or Arwen Undomiel), you don't really know me now. My writing style has developed, I've established at least a semblance of emotional stability, and I like to think I'm a lot less of an immature bitch. My current account name is The Salt Lake Queen if you want to see what I'm doing now. The stories up here, though they aren't very good, will always mean a lot to me, because they mark an important stage of my journey as a writer. Tonight feels like as good a time as any to start owning up to my past, so...well. Here you have it. Ciao. |
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Marie Antoinette by Tinn Tam reviews
a world where Voldemort has won the First War, marriages are broken and others are arranged in order to preserve the sacred purity of blood. James Potter is separated from Lily. Now they have to find another bride for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,399 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 5/12/2006 - James P.
Jackson, Where's My Paycheck? by theharshlightofday reviews
A hobbit in dire need of health insurance, a bumbling gardener, a senile wizard, a klutzy ranger, a prissy elf and a horny elf maiden with a speech impediment… it can only be a shameless parody of Peter Jackson’s movie trilogy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,667 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B.
Vomica Vita by Manny Maarie reviews
This is the story of Melina and her dark journey through the nightmare and dream that is Middle Earth. Glorfindel,OFC. Warnings: character death and references to torture,rape.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,098 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Glorfindel, Gandalf
Fumbling towards Ecstasy by LaValentina reviews
The story of Darcy and Elizabeth sarting from their marriage and moving onward. Based on the 2004 movie with Kiera and Matthew.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,477 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/11/2006
Crystal Tears of Blood by xdarkstarx reviews
Since his mothers death, emotion had left Legolas' eyes. But after being captured and tortured along with his closest friends by the same man who killed his mother, is the light soon to follow? Rated for physical and emotional angst
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,365 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn
The Black Wizard by Azraeos reviews
A mysterious noise starts a chain of events that propels Harry and Hedwig to another world. He encounters wizards, dwarves, male Veela . . . and discovers that the only way for him to get back home is to complete a dangerous mission.
Book X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 170,847 - Reviews: 1555 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 2,535 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 4/3/2005
Remember When It Rained by The Dancing Cavalier reviews
Thranduil must with the death of his wife. Legolas must learn to enjoy his new found gift. AU. Chapter 11. VERY LAST CHAPTER. ENJOY!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Legolas - Complete
The ULCER by bronxcheer reviews
A discontented worker is tired of being oppressed by the heroes of Middle Earth, and decides not to wage bloody war against this injustice, but to take legal action. Chapter 3 now up! The U.L.C.E.R. is a mnemonic. For what? You'll see!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,889 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007
Late Night Conversations by redh reviews
Reivised thanks to NAUTIKA!: Pippin is feeling a little down and he doesn't know how he fits in with the Fellowship. Legolas helps him out a little bit. thank you to nautika for
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
The Road to Esgaroth by Nixa Jane reviews
Another Aragorn meets Legolas story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
The Lord of the Pants Part Two by YukiHasAMercedes reviews
The Pants Game, LotR style! Look inside for a description of the game. Based on MOVIES, not books. Do not read if you object to any goodintentioned mockery of the trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/17/2006
This Happens Far Too Often by The Yuggster reviews
Just a few things that happen far too often to a certain elf and ranger. Sequel to and based on Does This Happen Often?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/23/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas
One of Life's Greatest Pleasures by Amusic2087 reviews
Jewel, a college student, is nervous about meeting her roommate's sister, Julia Jewel's anorexic and is always worried about food and calories, so when they three of them go out to a fancy dinner, she freaks out. But when she sees Julia eating lots of fo
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
A First Time for Everything by Nefhiriel reviews
Going through adolescence in Rivendell is rough. Poor Aragorn. Thankfully, he has two VERY willing, and oh so helpful siblings. Lucky him.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
Edmund's Little Problem by JacquelineHyde114 reviews
When Peter is magically transformed into a mischievous 6 year old, Edmund gets a taste of what it’s like to have a little brother.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,375 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006
Elimination by Tex110 reviews
Peter and Edmund have gone through lots of things to get rid of all of Susan's suitors. But nothing could have prepared them for this one. What will the brothers do? Rated T for upcoming, light Slash related humor. However, this is not Slash!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,066 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
Into the Frying Pan by Evergreene reviews
It is Aragorn's turn to cook for the fellowship, much to a certain elf's consternation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
A Short Parody by The Yuggster reviews
A very short parody of the Quest, in which Gandalf gets ticked off, Frodo loses the Ring, Legolas does nothing, and Gimli gets to be the hero.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Complete
For a Friend by White Wolf1 reviews
A potential tragedy involving Legolas early in the Quest severely tests Pippin's ability to maintain his happy nature.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2248 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Between Elves And Hobbits by Nevaratoiel reviews
Legolas and Sam have a talk... just about everything!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Samwise G., Legolas - Complete
Bones are not enough by theweirdkidinthecorner reviews
Ginny struggles with Anorexia, Bulimia, and an unrealistic goal of perfection. PG-13. If you are recovering from an eating disorder, I don't want to be the trigger. Please don't read if that is the case. Reviews are kindly accepted :-D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,228 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/28/2005 - Published: 10/22/2004
AnaBeautiful by freeway whores reviews
JackOC. Yes, she's anorexic. Yes, it'll take the romance a while to blossom. And yes, I am a moron for starting a new story while my other one's still unfinished.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 1/18/2005
A Merry Meeting by Citrine reviews
Short, mildly humorous gapfiller: While Frodo is in the Hall of Fire, Merry and Pip entertain themselves, and meet a certain Elf...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Alexi Lupin reviews
The Fellowship are playing Truth or Dare and a few secrets come out! Warnings: SLASH. Go on, no one's looking! RR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/13/2004
Tortured Soul by adromir reviews
His painful past had made Legolas very wary of the race of men. But he and the broken fellowship is venturing into Edoras to lend their strength to the people of Rohan. Will his strong resolve defeat his fear?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,958 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/29/2003 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Legolas
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The Reluctant Traitor reviews
When Murtagh was captured and taken to Uru'baen, he was forced into the service of the king. This story follows the events that took place during his captivity, his relationship with Thorn, and development into a powerful rider. Longer summary inside.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007
Escape Route reviews
Evan was a mistfit, Zack was a bully. One day an accident turned both their lives upside down, when their world collided with another that, up until then, neither knew existed. Both are dragged into separate adventures that will change their lives forever
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Legolas
A Light From The Shadows reviews
In the forests of Mirkwood, a fierce battle rages against invading orcs. In Rivendell, life is slow and peaceful. When a strange Elf is brought, wounded and broken, To Rivendell, Estel's life is thrown upside down as he seeks to befriend the strange Elf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,606 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas
In Over Their Heads reviews
Harry Potter and his friends find themselves in Alagaesia, where they are unwillingly caught between the empire and the rebels in a deadly struggle for power. As new emotions begin to surface their friendship is tested like never before. Can they survive?
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 9/9/2006
A Halloween Costume reviews
Young James Potter gets ready to go trick or treating. Drabble. Pure silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9/9/2006 - James P. - Complete
All I Have reviews
All she wanted was love. What she got was betrayal and a broken heart...Warnings: Graphic selfharm, sexual situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P. - Complete
Imperfections reviews
Lily has a secret. Afraid of her secret being revealed, she locks herself away behind a mask of perfection. What will it take for her to realise noone is perfect?Warning: This story contains selfharm so if that upsets you, you probably shouldn't read this
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
An Unlikely Companion reviews
This is the tale of the friendship that grew between Legolas and Gimli, from the beginning of the quest of the ring, to their final departure from the shores of MiddleEarth. Gimli's POV
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
What Follows After reviews
The tale of an elf and a mortal woman, bound by love, yet doomed to be sundered by the decay of time.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Legolas - Complete
Fidelity reviews
James has always been committed to Lily. So, when he stands her up, she brushes it off. But when it happens again, she begins to grow suspicious. Is James Potter, the love of her life, cheating on her? Or does James have something else up his sleeve?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
