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Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

I'm sorry

that I bought you roses

to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry

That I was raised with respect

not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry

That my body's not ripped enough

to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry

that I open your car door,

and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry

That I'm not cute enough

to be "your guy"

I'm sorry

That I am actually nice;

not a jerk

I'm sorry

I don't have a huge bank account

to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry

I like to spend quality nights at home

cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry

I would rather make love to you then just screw you

like some random guy.

I'm sorry

That I am always the one you need to talk to,

but never good enough to date

I'm sorry

That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,

but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry

That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,

but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry

If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry

If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry

that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry

If you read this and know somebody like this

but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry

For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry

That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry

I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good

enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry

I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry

That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry

That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry

That I cared

I'm sorry

that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"

Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Who Am I?

I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage, Dragon of Time

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ON HIATUS The Great Medic by DeathByShyKid reviews
"However, for those who master medical ninjutsu, these people are praised in the shinobi ranks for saving lives." No one could've known that those words that Iruka spoke during a lesson in the academy could have changed Naruto's life forever. Watch out everyone, Naruto is back more badass than every! Smart!Naruto, Medic!Naruto, Strong!Naruto (not god-like). Naruto X Shikamaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 162,444 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 2,144 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 9/16 - Published: 7/25/2016 - [Naruto U., Shikamaru N.] Hiruzen S., Team Seven
A Gamers Guide to Conquest by The Dark Wolf Shiro reviews
Kuro lost almost everything... because his fellow Gamer is a crappy parent. Still, at least he got his own Multiverse out of it, Silver Lining. Sequel to Gamers Guide to Necromancy. Lemons, Evil!MC
Crossover - Marvel & Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 324,378 - Reviews: 3884 - Favs: 3,783 - Follows: 4,001 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 10/28/2019
True Potential by DryBonesKing reviews
One discussion in the academy introduces Naruto to his first real friends and changes his life forever. Together, they will work hard, push each other, and unlock their true potential. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 114 - Words: 1,282,871 - Reviews: 5884 - Favs: 9,507 - Follows: 9,901 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 8/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Shikamaru N., Anko M.
Wolf Child by rosyhatake reviews
Naruto is despised by the village, one day while in the woods he finds a wolf who takes him in and trains him to be a strong shinobi. who knows what kind of adventures he will have. My original is in wattpad @rosymalik for latest post too. naruto!adopted, happy Naruto, wolves, good Sasuke,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,500 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/8/2018 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kiba I., Jiraiya
Shinobi Harem by Jay3000 reviews
Naruto has spent all his life in Konoha training in the arts of Ninjutsu and Kenjutsu under his father's guidance, suddenly he was forced to leave after he was accused of stealing the clan sacred sword. Harem Angela Ibuki Ayame Chihaya Sakon Naruto/Amaurai Harem crossover
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,889 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/6/2019 - Published: 1/11/2019 - Naruto U.
Naruto and The Ultimate Bakugan by Shadow Knight Destroyer reviews
Naruto is just a normal kid but when he finds a Bakugan it all changes. When they first meet they didn't like each other but when they had to fight together they begin to grow a bond. Watch as they aim to be the best.
Crossover - Naruto & Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 81,947 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/13/2019 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Naruto U., Alice G., Naga - Complete
Flash Fire by Tactition101 reviews
Minato's Hirashin was just one big prank. It was actually his bloodline limit that allowed him to travel so fast. Watch what happens when Naruto unlocks it at an early age and becomes even faster, giving rise to the Flash Fire. Warning, incredibly fast Naruto. Update time frame is roughly once every eight weeks
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,376 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 4,221 - Follows: 4,232 - Updated: 2/1/2019 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Naruto U.
The Adventures of Natsu and Naruto Uzumaki by Thallion reviews
What if Naruto had an older sibling? Not just that, What if he had a fraternal twin brother who was just a few seconds older? How will that change the story we all know and love? Let's find out, shall we? Changes coming soon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 169,795 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 1/25/2019 - Published: 4/9/2017 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [OC, Ino Y.]
Avatar: The Naruto Chronicle by ChaosMagemon reviews
The Avatar cycle continues on through the life of Naruto Uzumaki. With the responsibility of maintaining order and balance in the world, he will do what he can to lead the world into a new age of peace.
Crossover - Naruto & Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 78 - Words: 199,827 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 2/22/2018 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Korra - Complete
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,182 - Reviews: 3034 - Favs: 5,023 - Follows: 4,175 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
One-Punch Ninja! by Kenaren reviews
In a weird coincidence. Naruto stumbles upon Kakashi and Gai getting ready for one of their contests. After watching and being amazed by the strength the two possess. He is inspired to become someone powerful enough that he could end every fight with a Single Punch. This is the Story of how the Leaf's One-Punch Ninja came to be.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,636 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 3,472 - Follows: 3,768 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 7/20/2017 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Haku]
Coming of the Storm by Death's Insanity reviews
During the mission to wave, Naruto awakens a bloodline not seen since the time of the Sage. Response to brown phantom's blood line challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,737 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,941 - Updated: 7/23/2017 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Dark Heroes by Kyuubi16 reviews
Harley has finally gotten over her feelings for the Joker after his abuse goes too far. She then finds herself falling for the person who nurses her back from the verge of death. One who has grown tired of the no kill policy and angry at the fact that he gave up everything for peace, only for it to mean nothing. Mix with Justice League and other comics despite being under Batman.
Crossover - Batman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,312 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 2,140 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 5/9/2011 - [Harley Quinn, Naruto U.]
Storm of the Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
A single mistake can create big changes, even if the shinobi are too stupid to realize it. Naruto, banned from becoming genin, leaves Konoha with a certain hammer he trips over in his haste to bring the Forbidden Scroll to Mizuki. Wait, the Fourth Hokage wasn't human, but a misplaced god named Thor? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S MY FATHER! *Set a few decades before Thor*
Crossover - Naruto & Thor - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,206 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 3,473 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 6/7/2016 - Naruto U., Loki
Naruto: Konoha's Incredible Hulk by IdeasMaker reviews
In his younger days, Naruto was chased into Orochimaru's undiscovered lab and fell into one of his experiments. End result he got turn into The Hulk. Watch how Konoha and the rest of the nation deal with it.
Crossover - Naruto & Incredible Hulk - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 115,084 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 4/6/2016 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Complete
This Time as a Namikaze by TwiceMarked reviews
A broken promise sends Naruto spiralling down into a depression after his greatest victory. He is given a chance to make things right, to make things better. But this time, he won't be alone. This time, he'll do it as a Namikaze. M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 177,185 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 5,431 - Follows: 5,633 - Updated: 1/10/2016 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Chaos Mage by fg7dragon reviews
What if the Kyubi wasn't the only thing sealed inside Naruto? What if he finds out in his early childhood? Watch Naruto as he reveals his true self when he graduates from the Academy and takes the world by storm. Naruto x Harem
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 296,004 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Evangeline A.K. M., Asuna K.] - Complete
Neglect by Flames of Azure reviews
There is a saying. You learn everything you need to know in the first five years of your life. This statement is true for Naruto as he has to endure his so called family. But what if the cause of this is something far darker that imagined? What if there was a plan set in motion that not ever the blond could have for seen? Strong Naruto. Harem/Pairing-unconfirmed. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 107,627 - Reviews: 1090 - Favs: 2,466 - Follows: 2,403 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Naruto U.
The Hidden Uchiha by ThatCrazyBrit94 reviews
Naruto is a smart kid, at the age of 5 he finds out that he isn't alone and will never be again. Watch as he shakes the Ninja world to the very foundations to protect what is precious to him. Sharingan Naruto/Genjutsu Naruto/Smart Naruto Naruto x Yugito twists and turns in the plot. Read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,160 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 1,753 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Naruto U., Yugito N.] Itachi U. - Complete
Bang for your Buck by Dailydour reviews
Kyuubi wants revenge, not against the village, but those who wronged him. Naruto's sick of being mistreated and agrees to hunt down his enemies, but it won't be a walk in the park. Naru/Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 129,111 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 668 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara, Haku, Tayuya - Complete
Shadow Of The Fox by Reaper7 reviews
Maybe godlike-Naruto. Naruto has had just about enough. Now everyone will see his true colors. Maybe a large harem. Second story so far. M for a reason, not for 18-year-olds. Sasuke-bashing. FemKyuubi FemHaku FemGaara FemDeidara Naruharem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 142,415 - Reviews: 2205 - Favs: 5,007 - Follows: 3,596 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Supreme Genetics Creation of a New Bloodline by Kingkakashi reviews
To save the Shinobi Alliance & create a new bloodline for the Leaf village, Sakura is forced to marry Naruto & she loses it. Naruto overhears her and with his spirit shattered ends their friendship. Meanwhile another girl must also marry Naruto or face a lifetime of suffering if she does not. Now Naruto faces the prospect of having not one but two wives in his life. Naru/Hina/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,042 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
Legendary Bloodlines by Jay3000 reviews
(CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN) Naruto was attack by Itachi after he killed is family and leaving him to die. now because of him naruto gain a powerful bloodline and awaken a his own bloodline. naruto x lot of women, WARNING lots of lemon and violence completed. Part 1.5 is out it tittles 'Legendary Bloodline Naruto of the Mist
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 192,132 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 2/4/2012 - [Naruto U., Ayame, Mei T., Temari] - Complete
Dance of the Kitsune by GravekeeperBat reviews
Haku just laughed weakly. "Yes. It seems no one ever told him we ninja tend to kill our enemies." How Naruto's life would have turned out, had he a better team and Hayate as a sensei. All pairing types possible here. Parts from canon. Will be rewritten/fixed soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,946 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 2,136 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hayate G.
Naruto God's Eyes by Corruptmonk reviews
Naruto awakened his family bloodline, the Kamigan, after a brutal attack by the villagers of Konoha. However, Kyuubi's influence turned it into something else. The birth of a new bloodline. AU in some but mostly follow CANON.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,798 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Naruto U.
Ryukage: The Dragon Prince by The Rage Of Fire reviews
After defeating Sasuke, Naruto is betrayed by Kakashi, enraging the three Goddesses. They take Naruto to the Fairy Tail world where he'll return in three years to destroy Konoha with power like no other. A Naruharem fic. Bad summery, I know.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,835 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Naruto U.
Uchiha Obito, Ghost! by Namikaze Artemis reviews
When Obito died, he expected to go to some afterlife of some sort. What he did not expect was to become a ghost and get roped into helping along his sensei's son, Uzumaki Naruto. [now non-canon]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 232,703 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U. - Complete
Naruto: Ultimate swordsman by Isom reviews
Before the third exam Naruto gains his birthrights. Konoha is in for one heck of a show. Swords belong to Maiden of the bloody Rose. not me. if you want to know more about them check him out. Certain ideas seen in elredar skylance
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,857 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 5/16/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 2,999 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Kit by brown phantom reviews
An injury affects the seal and releases the Kyuubi, but the result isn't what anyone could have expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 100,981 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] OC - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 3,480 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Who am I, I am by maverick9871 reviews
Kakashi refuses to train Naruto in favor of Sasuke during the one month break but Naruto had enough. Angry enough to make a deal with the devil, another offers Naruto a choice and a chance at redemption. Now see how Naruto legend grows with this change NX
Crossover - Ironman & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 117,034 - Reviews: 875 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bloodline Destroyer by oso1991 reviews
Naruto is taken out of the village by Itachi on the Hokage's order. When Naruto returns though, he has a power that will make the Sharingan shatter, Byakugan blind, and the Rinnegan helpless. Super powered Naruto. Sakura and Sasuke bashing. Naruharem DISC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 168,479 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Naruto U., Haku
Sound of a Jinchuuriki by Foxcomm reviews
Fruits are yucky," Naruto said. "Naruto, you have to eat your fruits," Sarutobi told him. Who knew he would regret those words so quickly when the 3 year old got up and ate the Oto Oto Fruit Jiriaya brought. X-over One Piece. Complete YugitoXnaruXHina
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 154,779 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ancients Reborn by maverick9871 reviews
Kushina hides a secret from everyone and then makes sure her son will not face the burden he is about to carry alone, when shes done, the world shall fear her son. Starwarsxcrossover. Dark, powerful, perverted, demented Naruto and many females.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,098 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 8/8/2008 - E. Piell, Naruto U.
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challenges reviews
a bunch of challenge ideas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 11/25/2018 - Complete
lady killer adoption reviews
what if Kyuubi wasn't evil? wat if she gives naruto a bloodline that can charm any female?. What if Naruto basically becomes godlike? Narutoharem. Love pairing Narutoxkyuubi. I'm doing this as I wait for permission so if the original author doesn't like it tell me I'll take it down
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,570 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/23/2018 - Naruto U.
Relived: naruverse reviews
self insert OC, harem, uzumakicest, alive kushina, godlike, manwhore, oc. i forgot to mention in the story that the oc will have the gamer menu like in SAO. will have mild crossover elements
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/28/2018 - Published: 3/4/2018
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