OMG, I hate myself!! T_T Everyone else prolly does too, so that's okay, but its NOT!! cries in corner I haven't updated for YEARS and I need to, because even if you've all forgotten about mii I haven't forgoten about you!! I love you guys sooo much, but I don't know when I'll be updating any of my stories... GOSH, so much has happened in my life and I've had like, zilch time to update this thing. COLLEGE R TEH EVIL!!1!! If anyone wants, they can maybe take-- MAYBE!! O_O (I don't know if I can give it up though... maybe to a good home wimpers and gives puppy eyes-- take Hamlet, BUT only because I love it and want it finished... Not because of anything else glomps everyone in sight

Ok, I'm a horrible horrible person! I haven't updated in forever, and I feel like crap for it. I'm going to try and start up Hamlet Prince of Hogwarts again, and maybe Fire's Song. I hope. Anyways, just wanted to say that!!

Me: My name is Llama, and I'm not much of a writer... That is, I start something and don't finish it. Mainly because I put it down and forget to pick it back up again, or forget what it was all about if I do. I'm horrible like that.

Anyway, I mostly read fics here- and most of those are Harry Potter. As a matter of fact, I'd say 99.9percent of the fics I've read were HP, and the ones that weren't were Chobits, Death Note, or Mercedes Lackey. I love HP fics!! cough

As you could probally tell if you started Hamlet, I am a slash fan. Most specifically, HPSS, HPDM, and RLSB... although since the advent of the seventh HP book, ASPSnM has caught my eye. (and yes... I have decided the Scorpius' middle name starts with an 'N'... if you don't know why, you should wait 'til you're older and ask again.XD) There are also many other slash pairing I love, but why bother listing them... Oh wait, this is my profile and I do what I want_ here they are (including the previously mentioned ones):

HPSS (teh hot50r5... Sev is all like -dominate- and Harry's all like -squeak-although rape is bad. this is concensual squeaking or Sev's all like -caring behind ice- and Harry's all like -giggle/hug-)

HPDM (my very first slash pairing! squee! they're just so cute together!!)

RLSB (-sigh- they totally belong together)

RBSS (only because behind every vampire cough Snape is a cute lil' werewolf, all giggle)

ASPSM (if Draco and Harry can't be together, than their children shall!! Because I said so!! O_O Also, Scorpius' middle name is now Nickolas)

HPRLSB (don't hate on threesomes... Harry sandwiches are just too cute!)

HPLM (it's like an older Draco... )

RLSS (don't hate the wolfbane bribes!!)

SBSS (enemies... doing other things that start with 'f' besides fighting... -shiver- yum!)

FWGW(twincest ftw!!)

HPCW (The only Weasley besides the twins that I can see with Harry, and the twins are busy with themselves)

HPLMDM (read the note that went with the previous threesome.. Also: don't view it as incest, view it as twice the Draco...)

and last but certainly not least, I HATE GINNY. WITH A PASSION. ALSO DH. IT SHOULD DIE. lol. Anyone reading this, pleaseohplease write more ASS!! there's, what, like 20 fics with them? I've read them all... Even if I didn't review.

GINNY SHOULD DIE

-cough- A rant about people who hate slash: -rant/eats cookie- Also! Llamas are r0x0r! That is all.