marginalianahide bio
 Author has written 58 stories for Enchanted Forest, Harry Potter, Mairelon the Magician/Magician's Ward, House, M.D., Muppets Tonight, Misc. Books, Lloyd Alexander, Labyrinth, Gordan Korman, Torchwood, Doctor Who, Sneakers, Discworld, Misc. Tv Shows, Invisible Cities, Looney Tunes, and Peter Wimsey. All this stuff, plus some stuff not acceptable here by virtue of rating or fandom is available at my LJ. |
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It Only Takes A Drop of Blood by Lady Gallatea Ravenclaw reviews
Sometimes, there are harder things than a psychopathic Dark Lord that a teenage wizard can face. Things like dying. Post GOF. Sick!Harry; Canon pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 96,692 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 9/16/2019 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5982 - Favs: 7,390 - Follows: 8,978 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 8,734 - Follows: 3,433 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Dobby's Return by Hahukum Konn reviews
Dobby the house-elf has been granted his chance to help Harry Potter after dying at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange, by going back to the summer of 1992.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,558 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Dobby
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,411 - Follows: 930 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 9027 - Favs: 13,491 - Follows: 10,336 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
The Dreaming Kind by Midnight Lady reviews
Harry Potter crossover. Ignoring Book 6.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,198 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 9/3/2003
Dealing with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, third in main Dangerverse, complete. Take two Marauders and the women who put up with them. Add eight naughty children, two evil escapees from Azkaban, one wise Headmaster, and a dash of Dark Lord. Shake well and enjoy. Years 3 and 4, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 469,842 - Reviews: 3491 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11287 - Favs: 21,146 - Follows: 7,210 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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each face that sings
[The Tattooed Potato and Other Clues] Almost four years on, and Dickory still hasn't managed to master 'quiet and observant.' But can she and Garson solve The Case of the Painted Paintings?
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,008 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Complete
Cities & the Dead 0 reviews
...and little by little, he went back to relying on gestures, grimaces, glances...
Invisible Cities - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
Postcards From Atlantis reviews
Dear Amy and Rory. Weather continues fine... Written for the who reversebang challenge on LJ. Request: 11th Doctor, River, and Jack have an archaeological adventure.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,335 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
18 Happenings in 6 Rats: a memoir reviews
An interview with Rizzo the Rat, from The New Criterion, volume 30, number 5, January 2012 – special issue dedicated to the 50th anniversary of The Great Gonzo's 18 Happenings in 6 Rats, pp. 55-60
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Complete
5 Great Gonzo Acts That Kermit Vetoed reviews
See title.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Complete
The Flowers reviews
When Jack leaves, Ianto doesn't sleep for three days. Set after "End of Days."
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
Personality: friendly :D reviews
Top Gear crossover. When Jack is gone, Ianto finds himself in charge of keeping all of Jack's appointments. Set between TW season 1 and 2. Ianto/The Stig, non-explicit
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Ianto J. - Complete
Quite Bad Indeed
A Bit of Fry and Laurie. Tony and Control, 9/11. Please note the subject matter before reading. Written for the LJ Gen Battle
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
Magical Ignorance reviews
All right, blue whale. Is it a blue whale?" HP and QI crossover, featuring Gryffindor Alan Davies and Ravenclaw Stephen Fry. Written for LJ's Gen Battle
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Complete
With a Smile reviews
The first time Owen died he made a friend. Torchwood and Discworld crossover, written for the LJ gen battle
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Owen H. - Complete
New Boy reviews
Billy's first day at MacDonald Hall.
Gordan Korman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
In A Plastic Cup reviews
Gwen asks a pointed question about Jack and Ianto's relationship. Just an excuse to work in an Eddie Izzard line, really.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Jack H., Gwen C. - Complete
Winning the Game reviews
Turtle decides not to fake her own death, in the end; it isn't necessary and anyway Angela would worry. Written for lynnmonster in Yuletide 2008, beta by livii.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
A Terrible Wonderful Brunoish Idea reviews
Bruno has an idea - ages 13, 20, and 30. Bruno/Boots. Written for strippedhalo in Yuletide 2008.
Gordan Korman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
Undercover Work reviews
It takes Carl two full weeks to set up the prank on Mother, sweating under Crease's raised eyebrow the whole time. Written for minkhollow in Yuletide 2008. Beta by dhaunea and acejillian.
Sneakers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Complete
A finely crafted art object reviews
Crack prompt: "A reimagining of Antiques Roadshow as a slash fic about Harry and Draco." It's all copperbadge's fault.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Where Do Your Fingers Go? reviews
Sometimes, Jack sleeps.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Jack H. - Complete
So tall these days reviews
Ianto drove Jack home dead, more often than not. Gen with some Jack-Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Complete
Jack's real name 5 things reviews
Four times the Torchwood team found out Jack's real name and one time they didn't . Mostly crack. Spoilers for all of both seasons.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Complete
He eats a lot of bananas reviews
Donna: three ways she might meet him again. Spoilers for 4x13 Journey's End.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
All I Want is a Proper Cup of Coffee reviews
Three times Ianto didn't get to have his coffee and one time he did.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Chapter 1 reviews
Harry Potter lived. very experimental piece
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
We like to ride where there's not much traffic reviews
James Sirius Potter: from boy to daredevil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Jimmy P. - Complete
Shall I Compare Thee to a Tentacled Alien Corpse? reviews
Thou art more lovely and more temperate. Jack and Ianto's naughty limerick war. Jack Ianto slashiness
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
But don't worry, I know you don't do volleyball reviews
Mike and Rudy's first post-camp letters.
Gordan Korman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
The World Is Crumbling Around Us! reviews
Four MacDonald Hall field trips where Bruno Walton didn't cause the apocalypse, honest, Mr. Sturgeon! Bruno and Boots, gen.
Gordan Korman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
A jug of wine and thou beside me in the wilderness reviews
AU after the first war - Severus escapes to France and the Muggle world, but he finds there are some things you can never leave behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Sing What I Said: 3 Vignettes
Who am I to blow against the wind? Three ficlets on a theme. Part 1 set preseries, parts 2 and 3 set during Season 2 in the Clueless and Safe era. Slashy.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - G. House - Complete
Another Year reviews
Five Wimseyverse birthdays. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Peter Wimsey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Mooning Over the Mariphasa reviews
Severus and Remus get stuck in an unusual location. Snape and Lupin slash. Not HP7 compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,427 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Insane Crash Course in Magical Creatures reviews
Full title: Greg Proops and the Really Kind of Insane Crash Course in Magical Creatures. Whose Line is it Anyway? crossover. Magic catches up with Greg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
George and reviews
George never quite recovers. SPOILERS FOR HP7.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2007 - George W., Ted T. - Complete
A Hat Never Lies reviews
Neville makes an unusual friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Neville L. - Complete
I Wish the Goblins Would Come reviews
Harry Potter and Labyrinth crossover. Hermione has a cunning plan. Well, sort of. Note: This is complete.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Complete
Under a bush, my heart in thorns reviews
Ironic, Severus thought, that even a snake could be a sheep. Poetry. A fusion of HP and the poem The Good Shepherd by Stanley Moss.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
That Joke Was a Real Bomb reviews
Muppets crossover. Without Fred, George didn't want to be George anymore, so he told the frog his name was Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppets Tonight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/6/2007 - George W. - Complete
Shopping Hell reviews
House and Wilson go to the supermarket. Gen.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Published: 1/27/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Open reviews
Eilonwy is more affected than she knows by her time under Achren's spell. EilonwyAchren, EilonwyTaran.
Lloyd Alexander - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
Dear Aunt Snape reviews
Snape's words reach more people than he'd counted on when he is recruited for The Quibbler's new advice column. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
5 Bizarrely Plausible HPMuppets Crossover Romances reviews
See title. Suggestive but not explicit, honest.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppets Tonight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Salix Narcissa reviews
The lives of the Whomping Willow and Hermione Granger come together through the story of Narcissus. WillowSquid, HermioneNeville.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Hare of the Snake reviews
Seventh year Bugs Bunny goes to Care of Magical Creatures.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Blue Lips reviews
On his good days, Harry often thought that Voldemort had managed to curse the entire world with his dying breath. On his bad days, he knew it was just how people were. Warning: DARK. Contains angst, death, suicide, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Five True Things Luna Believes in reviews
Five things meme result. Drabblet series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Luna L. - Complete
A Grizzly Fate
A poem in the style of Ogden Nash. Written for 100fandoms on LJ. I'm very sorry. :D
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Complete
Five Famous Wizarding Vacation Spots reviews
Excerpted from the classic guide book Wizards Abroad by Christopher Offero.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Complete
Five World's Worst Gags on Whose Line: Hogwarts reviews
World's Worst gags Mike McShane REALLY wishes he hadn't done. Drabblet series.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Five Things Animal Ate Recently reviews
The Muppets go on a cross country tour Animal gets hungry. Drabblet series.
Muppets Tonight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Complete
Twins reviews
George's loss is the Giant Squid's gain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2006 - George W. - Complete
Ways to Kill a Man reviews
House had died many small deaths and a couple of big ones. Set during No Reason.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2006 - G. House - Complete
Shine a Light reviews
PostNo Reason. Wilson reflects and reacts. Contains foul language and mentions of suicide.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2006 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Five Things House Might Have Done With His Hooker reviews
What happened after the end of Distractions. Some slash, some het.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2006 - G. House - Complete
Dumbledore, or The Magical Prometheus reviews
Dumbledore does the unthinkable to create the perfect spy. Things don't go as planned. Warning: not a happy fic. Spoilers for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Severus Snape and the Muppetational Horcrux reviews
Crossover with The Muppet Show. Snape never thought being a spy could possibly be this humiliating. Snape and Miss Piggy. Yes, really.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Muppets Tonight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Magicians Married reviews
Mairelon and Kim are drawn into a new adventure by virtue of Kim's trousseau chest.
Mairelon the Magician/Magician's Ward - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,825 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Kim, Mairelon, Renée D'Auber - Complete
Days of Christmas reviews
Severus is wooed by mysterious gifts in the days leading up to Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Man in the Mirror reviews
Halloween 1981 from Voldemort's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Voldemort - Complete
A Lifetime of Friendship reviews
Marrying Telemain was the culmination of a lifetime of friendship.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Complete
