Names: Steph

Age: 14

Nicknames: Seede (pronounced: CD), Taffy and Molly Screamo Don't Even Ask, Long Story

Hair color: Purple and dark brown now short and really curly

Eye Color: Depends on Season, weather and mood (Dark blue, gray and dark green are angry, that’s all you need to know) plus one eye is a lighter color than the other

Friends: Chelsea (UlrichLuvr97) Ashley, Clarissa, Amal, Megan, Angelena, Angel, Dianne, Reyna, Gracey, Sunena, Cherry, KaLeigh, Lucy, Ashley R, Kimmy, Rebecca, Vivian, Michelle, Marinell, Suma, Navdeep, Coco/ Katie, Katie Green, Julia, Melanie, Jesse, Stephaninie Cooper, Stephanie Turner, Crystal, Chrystal T, Nicole Daphne(Queen of LIME green), Jessica, Sahara and I think that’s it…a lot I know

Family: Mom, Dad, Little brother (Jonathan/ Jon/ Boy’o) Two cats (Emilit and Sapphire) one dog (Shilo) two fish (Chester and Timmy)Intrests: My lovely Guitar, Colorgaurd, Writing, reading (anything), Talking to people on Phone or Aim…scaring people, being on the PC, and I think that’s also it.

Quotes:

"Life is pain Madame, and anyone who says otherwise is selling something" Westly from Princess Bride

" Merical Max: beat it before I call the Brute Squad

Fessic: I’m on the Brute Squad

Merical Max: you are the Brute Squad" Merical Max and Fessic from Princess Bride

your very smart, Shut up" Grandpa from Princess Bride

You seem like a decent fellow, i hate to die" Westly from Princess Bride

weddings I love weddings, drinks all around" Jack Sparow from Pirates of the Carribian

Lone Star I am your fathers, brothers, nephews cousins former roomate" Darkhelmate from Spaceballs

I knew it I’m Surrounded by Assholes" Darkhelmate from Spaceballs

remember Steph your Pale with joy" Chelsea

your Village called, they said they want there idiot back" me to a kid at school

Ladies and Gentlemen I give to you Stupid on a stick" me

"Dunn Dunn Dunn Dunn Stephanie Dunnnnnnn" Sunena making fun of my last name

" Chelsea: the only reason I am here is because Steph broke me out of the Assylum for $500

I’d rather have a rapper than a raper" Rebecca at Colorgaurd

Cheerleading is good but Colorgarud is better" me

i'm a bunny i'm a bunny (and this is never ending)"Me at El Rancho Compition

you know i'm not as vain and conceted as i seem" Chelsea while putting on make-up

on a scale of 1-10 you are an 11" Clairissa at lunch.

you know you look like your drinking Vodka" Andy Walker on my way to Colorgaurd while drinking water.

We have lift off" my dad at Compition

wait, if coco's allergic to Chocolate whats the point of calling her Coco" me after finding out That she was allergic to Chocolate

"OMG Adrien Brody" Coco

"The Phantom is such a sexy beast" Chelsea

"I'llLove Mr.Phantom when hell freezes over and spits up Hitler" me after being attacked by Phantom Phans (most were under the age of 10)

"Scary story scary story, about dead people dead dead" Rebeccas little 6 year old brother Charlie

"you cant hypnotize me , you can hypnotize any other lifless moron but not me" me

Damn that bitch is fine" Ashley R

"Chelsea: and i thought you would be single forever

Me: and i will be for a long time". me and Chelsea on the phone

"would you like to be a girl scout cookie?" Coco

" i love Mr. Phantom more than Steven, and thats saying alot" me

"Would you like to buy a girl scout" Chelsea

Ashley R: i need a jacket or a guy to keep me warm

Me: I would ratherhave the jacket than the guy" Ashley R and i on a cold day at PE

Mr. Imai (ss teacher): so who here thinks they have a 12 grade reading level or higher?" (i raise my hand along with annoying kid an a few others)

Anoying kid(Alvin): ohh ohh i do"

Mr. Imai: "Alvin i'll believe Stephanie before i believe you" a very funny socail Studies class

Me: "You know how Madam Giry yells at the Ballet dancers for missing steps?"

Jessica: "Yea so what?"

Me: "Fucking lucky ballet rats, My color guard instructor would have our heads posted on the wall for even thinking about missing a step."

Jessica: "your point is?"

Me: "My point is they are fucking lucky"My friend Jessica and I on the phone (btw: Jessica is a devoted Phan girl and we get into alot of arguments over POTO)

Nazi: "Don't be stupid be a smartie come and join the nazi party" The Producers.

Nazi pidgon guy: "I pleadge my aliance to Adolf Elizabith Hitler"

Max&Leon: "Elizabith?"

Nazi Pidgon guy:" ya, Hitler acctually came from a long line of british qveens" The Producers.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

"Chelsea:when I'm good I'm very good

Me: yea but when I'm bad I'm vey bad" Chelsea and I at a very funny luch period

"me: is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me" me stealing a line from a movie after seeing by brother for the first time in 3 weeks

"guy: I wonder what kind of woman you are?

woman: sorry i dont give samples" the people in this one preffer not to be named

I present mysuper duper handy dandy purplepocketknife"me after i got really angry at my cousin (no people were harmed in the making of this quote)

other junk: I go to Diamond Bar High, I am concitered goth (since some jerk yelled out I was goth and the group that has to Stereotype you didn’t have one for me and called me goth) I hate Preps (and I mean the crappy jerky types) Jocks (the stupid ones) and people who try to be what there not, (and if anyone thinks I am a hypocrite for saying that, shove it up your ass you don’t know me) some one emailed me about that ummmmmmmmmmm…I love chocolate and my lovely 20 questions game, my ipod (which I cannnot live without)……my brother makes up music, Chelsea makes up lyrics, I play guitar, violin, and a little piano, we could have a band, and I do….not sure what the name is yet….Chelsea is the lead singer, I am lead Guitar, Angelana is Bass and my brother is keyboard (and he is 9), we still need a drumer (although I think we coud use keyboard as a sub)…….and that’s about it.