The Hoopla Bones
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Joined 08-05-03, id: 433006
Author has written 12 stories for Misc. Books, Harry Potter, Misc. Movies, Clive Barker', and Phantom of the Opera.
Kind of taking a break from fanfic at the moment. But I'd still love it if you reviewed...

I was born before the turn of the last century and I don't eat seafood.

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If Music Be The Food Of Love by Gevaisa reviews
Leroux Kay!Erik. Post book. The cook at the Grey Goose Inn has a terribly deformed 3 year old son and a lot of secrets. Erik investigates.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 97,197 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Erik, Persian/Daroga
Retrospect by Petrarch's Pillowcases reviews
Sweeney Todd fic. He spends so much time remembering, he forgets. 200 word drabble.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Complete
The Adventures of MarySue Vol One by IsabellaImogen reviews
Everything good and bad will befall our hapless yet gorgeous heroine. Meet Mary-S-I mean Rose. Watch out for raccoons, mimes & scary hobos. CRAPPILY COMPLETE!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,479 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/14/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Complete
Swandive by drea23 reviews
Hermione feels a twinge of something—not jealousy, she insists, it is too much of an ache for the heady rush of jealousy—as she crawls into her own bed and pulls the curtains. She pretends not to care but she listens anyway, feeling that twinge again at e
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Do Not Let This Parting Grieve Thee by sodoto reviews
…The end is nigh... You have to be in the right place for you, even if it hurts.
Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2005
Exile: a sardonic journal by Cactus Wren reviews
I did not journal Myst. My Riven journal is too sporadic for public reading. I've been told, though, that my Exile journal is amusing. Herewith ...
Myst/Riven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/23/2005
The DreamWalker by ElspethElf reviews
The master of dreams can only communicate with mortals in dreams - and Gainel fully knows how to use it. Gainel and Daine, with slight DN undertone. Standalone
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/27/2004
You're a Girl, Hermione by Risti reviews
When she overhears a conversation in the girls' toilets, Hermione is forced into questioning her friendships, her feelings and even her own femininity after an unwanted and unexpected meeting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Hermione G., Cho C.
Roses by queen of tarts reviews
Thoughts from a boy sick with need, the summer following The Prank. Slight SR; mwpp-era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Harry Potter and the Toenail of Icklibogg by wenna reviews
One-shot; pointless, crazy fluff. The Harry Potter characters are all warped up. Hilarious and insane. Not written by me, thank goodness, but by SheroesCentral.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Keeping a Welcome by Gramarye reviews
Some concepts don't require an exact translation. Set immediately after the end of The Grey King.
Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2004
I Wish by Clear Skies reviews
It's Christmas, and Will and Bran each have only one thing on their minds. Each other.
Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2004
Possession by Riverflame reviews
Songfic. Will/Bran slashy angst.
Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Complete
My Star by Riverflame reviews
AU: Arwen comes with the Three Hunters, plus Gandalf, arriving in Edoras. Éowyn can't stop watching her, and Arwen could know why better than Éowyn herself.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Arwen U., Eowyn - Complete
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Perhaps reviews
CarrionxCandy, just because. Drifting thoughts and a [gasp!] happy endingbut only if you read it a certain way.
Clive Barker' - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/1/2005
Love Note reviews
Hermione's got her first love note ever-but Parvati Patil finds out. She makes a deal with Hermione-help her find the note's author, or have the note shown to everyone. Does Hermione accept? Will she find the note's author? It won't be who you think.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Hermione G.
Doubt reviews
Erik thinking during the Leroux novel. Would you like a little phic with your angst? Of course you would. So would I.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/16/2005
The Deluge reviews
Have some ErikxChristine fluff. It is very short and very sweet. And AU.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2005
I'm Sorry reviews
Short Abarat fic. Boa's thoughts from her wedding day until the end of Book Two. MAJOR SPOILERS. BE WARNED.
Clive Barker' - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2005
Strange Theatrics reviews
Odd AbaratPhantom crossover. Yes. You read that right. Summary: Candy wanders an abandoned theater.
Clive Barker' - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2005
Shards reviews
They have all been changed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005
Thoughts of Cinderella's Pumpkin reviews
What did Cinderella's pumpkin think while it was changed into a carriage? Based on Disney-version of 'Cinderella'.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/6/2004
Secret Garden reviews
Not sure which character this is about; either Ginny Weasley or school-age Narcissa Malfoy. Summary: She found a secret garden without a key.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Ginny W., Narcissa M.
Watching reviews
Ginny watches her all the time. GinnyxHermione femslash-ish, don't read if it's not your thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
Summer reviews
Suggested slash. MWPP era; Remus suffers a moment of indecision. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
He Is Whole Again reviews
Slash, based off the book Coram Boy. ThomasAlex. Reading the book helps a great deal. Summary: Neither Thomas nor Alex can sleep. A Conversation (the horror!) ensues. It is Not Smutty. I am so chaste.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2004
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  1. Candy & Christopher pairings
    Books Clive Barker'