ALLO DAVE :3

Eh, I've just deleted my profile. Why, you ask? Because it's been the same since I started living he- eh, I mean, writing here, and that was back inna summa o'oh five! Dear lordy above! But, high ho, on with t'business.

I go by many names. Some call me Keztral. Others call me Spazzy McGoo. A few know me as Emome. (Some call me Cillit Bang!) But ya'll go ahead and call me Demi. I'm an nineteen-going-on-three year old student, who's at university in Swansea so that I can go onto to earn a living by taking photographs and eating Kitkats whilst watching Jeremy Kyle, possibly throwing some novels out into the works. I kid you not; that is my career path, something which landed me a lecture from the local careers agent when she came to talk about Uni and life in general.

One day, though, I shall write a book on life. It shall be called, "Rules to Life", and be completely blank, barring one single page at the back, where it shall be inscribed, "Give up - making rules on life's as pointless as this book."

No, I don't mean to be emo. I'm a pessimist... despite the fact I'm a sucker for a happy ending. How screwed up is that? You'll see that in my works a lot - angst, indubitably, but... yeah, the fluff and love just keeps on driftin' back in. I have no backbone. I'm bullied by my own muse - by my own mind! Do you know how that feels?

Of course you do, m'boy! We're from the same planet, you and I. I'm your father, and all that jazz. Mother, I mean. Well, for the Lord's sake, man, I can't be your father if I'm of the feminine species, can I? Unless I fathered you and then had a sex change. Ohhh, so you finally figured out why you're so screwed in the head, eh? At least your mother wasn't a virgin.

What I mean to say in this... eh, introduction, is a little about myself. What I have said is little about myself and a lot of crap. But dearly, I'm random. That shows in my works too. I don't plan - I write off the top of my head, stumbling blindly where my muse drags me. I'm a procrastinator (posh word for someone who's lazy) and so, my works are updated... eh, when I feel like it. And, things tend to drag on in the plot, as I can't be arsed to get to the main points. To round up this wonderful essay entitled 'Me', I'm a geek. I go all hot under the collar for culture. I squeal for delight when faced with myths and legends. And I have a secret, unbridled love affair with my laptop.

I'm also Welsh, but that has nothing to do with my style of work, apart from the fact it's the reason why I'm so random, lazy and abnormal. That, and my father... but he gave me my Welsh genes, so that argument is nullified.

Onto more serious business, I'm primarly a yaoi writer - I like boy on boy. But, whilst my main pairings are male-male, I like background characters of a different sexual orientation. Like het or lesbian or asexual, just to give to story depth and reality. Seriously, there aren't schools like Bell Liberty (Gakuen Heaven) where everyone is gay, and there aren't communities where women don't exist (cough-Sukisyo-cough). And not everyone gets off on everyone and people don't find their true love with a snap of their fingers and they all live happily ever after. You need drama, conflict, emotions in relationships to keep things interesting; plus, not everyone need be stunningly beautiful (though it does help)...

I was jammed in the Zelda section after I leapt from Beyblade. It was meant to be a holiday, but my arse got stuck, and when I struggled to climb back out, I found I couldn't; but maybe, when I grow tired of Zelda, I'll find the energy to jump elsewhere. Who knows? Right now, I'm comfortable with my rear end resting in Hyrule, but... Naruto has been calling for a year now, and he's getting annoying. Maybe I'll call back soon.

EDIT- Turned out i DID call back to Naruto, and there I am in that section. But my main story, currently is 'Need You', which is an Assassin's Creed story. Oh my.

I have many people in my life, who are both close and far. Some I only speak to on occasion, whilst others I can't go more than a few days without speaking to. They all make my world spinnable, my path walkable, and my mind computable. Without them, I'd be a cabbage called Jimmy. Literally.

My Shadow-stalkers also have a place in my heart :3

Also, I pride myself in being the first author to place Sheik in a Twilight Princess-fanfictioniverse. That does make me very happy. And then I see a few authors writing similar things and I feel... flattered. My ego also explodes. Heh.

Shadow is my current project, with many side-stories either up or in the process of being written. A sequel has presented itself to my muse, but we'll have to wait and see. Not only that, but other Zelda stories are being experimented with on my memory stick; I welcome all fan-fanfiction and fanart, and you may request writings and art from me, but I may not necessarily be able to do them. Exams beckon. Heh.

My Works

Shadow
Fandom: Legend of Zelda
Official summary: Post TP Hyrule is once again in peace. But as cliched as it sounds, how long will it last? With a new unknown threat imminent, and with no guide, the Princess sends her shadow... one of the last true shadows: Sheik, of the Sheikah. With Sheik by his side, Link surely cannot fail - but things are not as clear as they seem... LS Shounen ai Yaoi
Notes: This was originally meant to be a short story - twenty chapters at most, you know? But... erm... yeah... It didn't happen. My muse practically threw himself at me, begging me to continue, and with readers and reviewers encouraging the mind-rape, I decided to expand. Shadow, to be fair, is an accident - but a very nice one. Sorta like you think you're broke, but you find a ten pound note in the pocket of an old pair of jeans.
It's told from Sheik's point of view, and does contain original characters, but they're secondary, and neccessary for the storyline, as most stories do.

A Light to a Shadow
Fandom: Legend of Zelda
Offical summary: -Companion fic- A collection of deleted scenes from my story "Shadow". Shadow must be read before these, or you sure as heck won't understand -anything-
Notes: Deleted scenes and the like from Shadow; stuff that either didn't need to be in Shadow or things that didn't fit the mood. Also has points of views from other characters.

Tozai
Fandom: Naruto
Official summary: Families drift apart after time. However, Temari feels that she's losing her little brother too soon, so she... 'enlists' the help of Kiba to get Kankuro back - and thank the gods she did, because he's in big doo-doo now. Oh boy... KanKiba
Notes: A first try at Naruto. Sorta angsty, but that's hidden beneath ((crap)) humour and drabbles. I'm getting good feedback from this story, so the future is bright (and ironically orange... non-Brits will not understand that joke.)

Need You
Fandom: Assassin's Creed (II)
Official summary: He was a Pazzi, for the love of God. He was Vieri de'Pazzi – he submitted to no one! ...Well...apart from Federico Auditore. But it...he...there...Oh, fuck it. Federico/Vieri Ezio/Leonardo AU
Notes: First try at Assassin's Creed, and first try at a really hard pairing. FedVie is hard to write, seriously! It is my current story, my main project, and I appreciate all feedback for this rare pairing :3

I also have many stories in the Beyblade area, as that is where I started, but I think they're in the past for now; I may do some more work on them, to finish them in the future. A warning is that my writing style has changed a hell of a lot since I wrote those, so they may be amateur-ish. Well, no, they are amateur XD but I don't have the heart to delete them.

I can be found at deviantART here
And on Tumblr here

If I think of anything else that needs to be placed here, then I'll do so later. If not, then you'll never hear of me again!

...Until I update my works.

Much love,
Demi