Lugian Before Swinehide bio
 Author has written 72 stories for Artemis Fowl, Pong, Howl's Moving Castle, Tokyo Mew Mew, Harry Potter, House, M.D., Kingdom Hearts, Futurama, A Separate Peace, Catcher in the Rye, Bones, D N Angel, Misc. Tv Shows, Mighty Boosh, Sherlock, Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, No. 6, K, Legal Drug, Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ, Samurai Flamenco/サムライフラメンコ, Hamatora/ハマトラ, and Haikyu/ハイキュー. EDIT 7/24/14: Hey everyone. I've been crossposting my fics to AO3 for over a year now, and during that time I've found that I much prefer their way of doing things. Honestly, after spending time on AO3 as both an author and a reader, FFn seems rather clunky and outdated to me now. In light of that, all my future fics will be posted to AO3 and not necessarily here. In fact, I've already written and posted some AO3-exclusive works. The only fics that will be uploaded here are ones that I know will reach a wider audience than what exists on AO3, such as KnB fics, for instance. I'm grateful to FFn for having given me my introduction to the world of fic, and I certainly don't plan to abandon this account entirely, but for now, if you'd like to see all my future works, head on over to AO3 to ensure that you don't miss anything. My username is LugianBeforeSwine. See you there! "Love doesn't conquer, not always, not usually, hardly ever. But it fights." --John Knowles, Morning in Antibes Welcome to my profile! Here are some pieces of information that you may want to know. Me: My name is Nic. I'm a 21-year-old university student and I live in Michigan. If you'd like to chat, feel free to send me a message! I like making new friends. Me on other sites: A note about my stories: You read at your own risk. You are responsible for reading the summary, and subsequently not yelling at me because you didn't like the subject matter. If you're going to get offended, don't read it. If you don't like the pairing, don't read it. If you're 10 years old, don't read fics rated T. Also, the older the story is, the crappier it is in general. You've been warned. Currently working on: Enjoy the show. |
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Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
It turns out "bad" is a highly subjective term.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,359 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 4/17 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
x Nocturne x Vie of the Heart by 4thFromTheFurnace reviews
After so long of being held captive by Argentine, Risa finds herself almost growing accustomed to her life there and Argentine's presence. However, her heart is thrown into a storm of indecision when she's forced to make a difficult choice.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,735 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Argentine, Risa H. - Complete
Mutual Misunderstandings by thickets reviews
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde. Written for The Mighty Battle of Boosh on LJ. Prompt: "Mighty Boosh, Howard/Vince, Everyone thinks they are together and it’s all a coy act to pretend they're not."
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Don't Touch Me by KickingRoses reviews
Vince wonders "Why?" and thinks he's worked out the answer. Howard shows him he couldn't be more wrong. Tender fluffy oneshot.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Boys Keep Swinging by MidniteMarauder reviews
With the full moon falling on Christmas Day, Remus plans to spend the holidays alone at Hogwarts and practise his abysmal potions work, while absolutely not contemplating his attraction to Sirius. Fortunately, nothing ever goes as planned. Remus/Sirius
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,645 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by Children of the Shadows reviews
'Do you believe in love at fifty-second sight? The moment I saw you, I can't explain it.I kept watching and watching and watching, until I realised I'd been watching for over a month and I can't stop.' RS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/5/2009 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Do It The Gryffindor Way by MissLoonyMoony reviews
Jessica Taylor has a Plan...and so does Lily...and so does Sirius? A truth or dare game that goes slightly awry. THIS IS SLASH of the Remus and Sirius lurve each other kind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
My Arranged Gay Marriage by Children of the Shadows reviews
Lily is constantly trying to set Remus up with random and strange men. This time it's Sirius Black, and while Remus is reluctant to accept it, he might just be the one. Only, Sirius's intentions aren't all that pure. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,039 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Comfort in the Sound by Azrael's Addiction reviews
Remus has a nightmare. Request. RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Cleaning Up by alirodina reviews
In Which Sirius Black's Narcissism is Accounted to Spermophobia and Remus Lupin is just Horrible. And a mop. Rated for suggestions. Hogwarts era, slashy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
To Know by Parker G reviews
How do you put up with someone when you have absolutely no idea how their mind works? Case and point, Risa and Argentine. Things are still akward in the artwork's strange tower. Let's watch. Mild Dark/Risa, Argentine/Risa in later chapters.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Argentine, Risa H.
In The Still Of The Night by Timbereads reviews
After a hard night of boozin', House awakes to find something different in his bed. A very bad different. Lies, bets, drugs, sex, and dying patients, it's all too much for House. Too bad his only salvation is with someone he'd rather not see. [HouseCam]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,305 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 11/14/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron
Homecoming by Dorryen Golde reviews
Jerome Eugene Morrow's thoughts about a certain Vincent Freeman, along with an alternate ending.
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
You're Lovely to Me by bertie456 reviews
Collection of oneshots: latest rated T. Morality comes in shades of gray.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 128,501 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan
The Wardrobe by Crazy4Moony reviews
Sirius and Remus are forced to hide in a wardrobe, because they accidently had sex on their best friend's bed. Oh yes, accidents like that do happen--but how exactly? And who's fault is it? Sirius' penis, the skirt or the lube? Oh, so many mysteries. RS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Back to Square One by Placidmage reviews
AU AkuRoku. It isn't easy coming out of a relationship when you don't know what went wrong. When Roxas decides to move into his own apartment and start anew, he's confronted with a string of coincidences with an irritating radio personality.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,124 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Axel, Roxas
British or Poncy by Talk Out Loud reviews
Remus and Sirius go to the grocery store and decide what kind of tea to buy. RLSB fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Super Duper Mega Secret Diary Of Sirius Black by Tomo Potter reviews
Harry picked up the book, meaning to replace it in the photo frame, but instead he found himself opening it, his eyes fixing themselves to the first page without his permission, absorbing the messy cursive handwriting transfixedly. RLSB HPRW slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,039 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sirius B., Harry P.
sunbeams & shadows of trees by oh sweet lily beans reviews
It's summer, after all, and it doesn't last forever. -- Finny/Gene. Rated for sexual content and language.
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Episode V: The Confrontation That Really Happened by PhantomKat reviews
One-shot parody of what Lucas didn't want you to see during Vader and Luke's big confrontation scene in Ep. V.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Darth Vader, Luke S. - Complete
poor cursive by oh sweet lily beans reviews
Valentine's day isn't a lie, is it. -- Finny/Gene fluffery.
A Separate Peace - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Their Very Own Happy Ending by ScurvySailor reviews
More or less a reinvention of the end of The Devil's Hands are Idle Playthings. A little more insightful, a little more angsty, a little more romantic...enjoy!
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2007 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
If by Zombie-sama reviews
Axel and Demyx go through the cycles of everyday life... BLDemyx x Axel first attempt at fanfiction.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Axel, Demyx
Kissing My Partner by DaLiza reviews
The Santa in the Slush kiss seen from three points of view: Booth's, Brennan's and Caroline's. One POV per chapter.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Nightmare by Caramelchan reviews
Booth realises, again, how important his Bones is to him.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2007 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Prevention by Crystal Haze reviews
Sirius wants a haircut. And Remus, for some obscure reason, is Not Pleased. Oh, he is Not Pleased at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
42 Forteetoo by Wonderland's-Pokemon-Master reviews
It might possibly be the entry for 42 in the Guide. Just some random thing I thought of whilst walking around the same bit of Comets over and over and over.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
A Thousand and one Jutsus by Determined reviews
Everyone knows Kakashi has mastered over a thousand jutsus. Some of them are cool, while others... read and see for yourself.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Kakashi H.
Making Bones Cry by That Old Black Magic reviews
Maybe it wasn't such a bad thing, making Bones cry. BB comfort in first chapter, then capturing all their cute moments. Finale now up. Complete.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,603 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 12/18/2006 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
True Love by Otaku Sae reviews
[Alternate Universe] Something goes very wrong in the Magical Kingdom of Magicalness, and Finny, his friends, and Gene are thrown in for a ride. PhineasGene. Not for those who want a serious read. It WILL make you giggle [oneshot]
A Separate Peace - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Along for the Ride by goldpiece reviews
Why Booth really call her Bones
Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
Kyo's Arch Nemesis by See Them Llamas Run reviews
Kyo finally defeats his arch nemesis. RANDOM AND STUPID! GOD DON'T READ IT!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Kyo S. - Complete
Graffiti by Olynara Sedai reviews
Holly goes to an old spot to complete the ritual, but gets destracted by something new. HollyXArtemis
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Complete
James' Lament by SamKo reviews
Not meant to be taken seriously. Some interesting things happen to James in one day, and there's even a moral. Oneshot.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
K I S S I N G by x-rainbowxsprinklesx reviews
[ONESHOT][AxelxRoxas] Well, apparently people think I'm funny. Yay. But I still can't type a summary to save my life. This story is meant to make you giggle, because giggling is fun.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Trial and Error by Lily Vendrem reviews
Roxas never was good at making good plans against Axel. But this last one seemed to work quite well. AkuRoku fluff 'n stuff.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
In the Heat by ArtysSexKitten reviews
While stuck in a particually hot chute. Holly and Artemis have a little talk. Slight fluff and a kiss.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
A Night under the Stars by Erugenel reviews
When the world caught up with her and left her winded and tired, she found herself lying with Artemis on a hilltop , letting the wind blow away their worries for a night under the stars.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
The Week Yami lost it by CoWz-In-GrAsS reviews
read what yami writes in his diary when he goes insane!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Yami Yūgi
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relationship status: scared of the booty reviews
Nishinoya has a problem. He's afraid of butts. Tanaka helps. That's it that's the whole thing. Crack. Oneshot. Butts.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2014 - [Ryunosuke T., Yu N.] - Complete
Four Truths and a Lie reviews
"Sometime during their first year at Shuutoku, Takao had started inviting himself over, without Midorima ever really being aware of it happening." Tribulations and realizations in five parts. Oneshot.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,144 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2014 - [Midorima S., Takao K.] - Complete
A Relative Term reviews
Murasaki takes a case by himself, Nice is rather miffed, and Birthday finds everything highly amusing. Oneshot.
Hamatora/ハマトラ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/14/2014 - [Murasaki, Nice] - Complete
It's You reviews
Masayoshi discovers the final source of evil in the universe. Crack because I needed something silly after the emotional trainwreck that is ep 20.
Samurai Flamenco/サムライフラメンコ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2014 - [H. Goto., Masayoshi H.] - Complete
all we need is a little bit of momentum
Takao falls in love with a waitress. As it turns out, the waitress plays basketball. Slight AU, genderswap, oneshot.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Midorima S., Takao K.] - Complete
Self Preservation reviews
Takes place a short while after the events of episode 10. Mari thinks she might owe Moe an apology. Just a little oneshot because I really wanted to write for these two.
Samurai Flamenco/サムライフラメンコ - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Mari Maya, Moe Morita] - Complete
No Easy Answers reviews
Two 100-word drabbles. Midorima and Takao turn each other down. I'm sorry for writing this gah
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
if this thought was a bomb that was tripped by desire reviews
College AU. Goto works in the student organizations department of his college, and one day he gets a call about starting a very strange club. Oneshot.
Samurai Flamenco/サムライフラメンコ - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [H. Goto., Masayoshi H.] - Complete
Tending To Turn Out Pretty Great reviews
Childhood/elementary school AU. Takao protects Midorima from a bully. Oneshot plus little bonus chapter.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Midorima S., Takao K. - Complete
Half Crazy reviews
Series of drabbles, which are exactly 100 words, or droubles, which are exactly 200 words, that I'll update whenever inspiration strikes. Characters or pairing will vary and will be noted at the beginning of each chapter; the fic is categorized under the characters that appear in the most recent chapter. Rating subject to change at any time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Iceland, Denmark
A Long Walk Home reviews
Or, that fic where Saruhiko has dated plenty of people but never the right person, until the night he attends his first party. Then all hell breaks loose. Primarily Saruhiko/Misaki, with brief moments of Kusanagi/Awashima and Mikoto/Totsuka, and mentions of a bunch of other pairings involving Saruhiko. College AU, oneshot. Bear with me on the genres; this is a bit hard to classify.
K - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S. - Complete
Inner Beauty reviews
It starts with a question that's innocent enough: "Can I braid your hair?" Genderswapped NezuShi, post-reunion, oneshot.
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Doomed reviews
200 words on the woes of having a hot roommate. Oneshot college AU.
Legal Drug - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Kazahaya Kudo, Rikuo H. - Complete
Research reviews
In which Bandou and Shouhei think they're being sneaky and clever and neither of those things turn out to be true. T for implications. Oneshot.
K - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Bandou S., Shouhei A. - Complete
Wake Up Call reviews
Yata comes home from an exhausting trip to find an unwanted person in his bed. Somehow both humor and crack-ish angst, established SaruMi, oneshot, and T for swearing and implications.
K - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Yata M., Fushimi S. - Complete
Never Let Me Go reviews
AU. The boy comes in with the flash of lightning and changes Shion's life...now if only Shion could make others believe that he really exists. Slightly angsty NezuShi oneshot.
No. 6 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Won't Turn Back reviews
You will never understand him, not with quantified data or attractive turns of phrase or anything else. But maybe you don't need to. Short oneshot in second person Nezumi.
No. 6 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Nezumi/Rat, Shion - Complete
Misinterpretation reviews
Human AU. Tino leaves and refuses to tell Berwald where he's going. Frantic texting ensues. Really short SuFin oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Of Secrets and Smiles reviews
Romano has a secret and Spain is not going to stop pestering him until he shares. Fluffy Spamano oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Surrender On Both Sides reviews
'Normal life' AU. The sensible thing to do when you want to figure out your purpose in life is to go on a five-year-long road trip, right? That's what Matt thought, but as time goes on, he begins to regret the impulsive decision that led him to where he is. Matt/Mello, L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Matt, Mello
Hopeless Case reviews
In which Romano learns that maybe codependency isn't so bad. Spamano fluff, oneshot, rated T purely for swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
I And Love And You reviews
Series of M/M oneshots inspired by the songs from the album "I And Love And You" by The Avett Brothers. Each chapter can be read independently from the others, but together they'll make up the whole album. Various genres and POVs, but it's all M/M. Currently rated for mild language.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Matt, Mello
Streetlights reviews
All you can do is watch. Angsty M/M oneshot in second person Matt. Dang, it feels good to write in second person again. Rated for safety.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Here's To Life reviews
Two weeks after Sherlock returns, John still thinks he might have made it up. Spoilers for The Reichenbach Fall. Written as S/J friendship, but feel free to don your slash goggles. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It Can Always Get Worse reviews
Non-magic AU. Working in a pet shop was never so interesting, as Remus, Sirius, and Lily find out first-hand. RLSB JPLE Rated T for swearing. Dear Lord, it's not a oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Told You So reviews
Antelopes and mutual awkwardness. Radio-era oneshot with a slightly more awkward Vince. Howard/Vince, too fluffy for its own good.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Keeping reviews
The sequel to Howard Moon's Guide to Being Classy. Tracking a tiny mammal has never been more romantic. I think. Howard/Vince, T for swearing and suggestiveness. And I hate on Ohio, so sorry to anyone who takes offence. I can't help it; I'm from Michigan.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/27/2010
General Inquiry reviews
Vince has a question for Naboo that has nothing at all to do with Howard. AU oneshot that takes place in the same universe as Howard Moon's Guide to Being Classy. Welcome back to the Classyverse.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Howard Moon's Guide to Being Classy reviews
Pre-S1 AU which grew from chapter 4 of Take It Back, "Classy." Vince is a new Zooniverse employee, and Howard is trying his best to date him- err, help him. Also, Bob Fossil is creepy.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,453 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Howard M., Vince N. - Complete
Take It Back reviews
Drabbles/droubles for Challenge 18: Songs on boosh shorts on LJ. I am an archive-crazy freak. Ch 1: Noel/Julian fluff. Ch 2: Howard/Vince, Denmark misadventures. Ch 3: Howard/Vince fluff. Ch 4: Pre-S1 AU, Vince is pretty, Howard is a drooling fangirl.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Complete
Neon Blue reviews
Jake & Amir drabble series, ranging in genre from friendship to romance to total crack humor. Rating is likely to go up. Prompts taken from the 100 situations comm on LJ. Speaking of LJ, this is also posted over there.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010
Surprise
Drabbles/droubles written for Challenge 17: Holidays on boosh shorts on LJ. Because I like to have everything that's there on here too. Ch 1: Vince in a rabbit suit. 'Nuff said. Ch 2: Howard/Vince fluffy time.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 350 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Because reviews
Drabbles/droubles for boosh shorts on LJ. Ch 1: Silliness with Bob Fossil. Howard/Vince if you squint. Ch 2: More silliness with Bob Fossil, plus Dixon Bainbridge, Man of Action! Ch 3: Pandas. Howard/Vince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Complete
Time Capsule reviews
Childhood AU: Vince discovers a time capsule, and it leads to an even better discovery. Howard/Vince, pretty much pure fluff. Oneshot, safety rating because I'm paranoid. This is also over on LJ.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Vince N., Howard M. - Complete
Little Do They Know reviews
Another CollegeHumor/Jake & Amir fic. With chapters! Amir is a lot smarter than everyone gives him credit for. He just shows it in ways even he doesn't understand. SLASHY. Rated for swearing. This is also posted on LJ. Yup...
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,136 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Complete
Acknowledge My Existence reviews
Short poem, onesided Roxas/Kairi. Written in 2006 and recently discovered. I now hate this pairing, but figured I'd post this anyway...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Roxas, Kairi - Complete
Questions
Short poem in Roxas' POV. Written in 2006 and recently discovered.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Roxas - Complete
Years reviews
AU: American, childhood age. Ryou and Ichigo's journey through school together, one year at a time. Insanely short chapters. IxR. Written sometime in 2007, recently discovered. Permanently incomplete.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Ryou S., Ichigo M.
Just Say Yes reviews
CollegeHumor! Jake is stupid and Amir is definitely not afraid of the dark. After re-reading this I came to the conclusion that it's pretty darn slashy. If you have a really innocent mind, I guess it could be strong friendship. XD Some swearing. Oneshot.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Complete
Always Worth It reviews
Revamped drabble series. They're all oneshots. Different POVs, different prompts, or maybe no prompt, but there's only one pairing: GenexFinny. Safety rating for now.
A Separate Peace - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008
I Know reviews
Remus finds out just how pathetic Sirius can be. Pointless. Fluffy. RLSB. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Something More Beautiful reviews
It's hard to admit things like this, even to yourself, but when it's bubbling at the surface, pressing for your attention every minute of every day, it becomes rather difficult to ignore. GenexFinny oneshot. INSANELY SAPPY. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
A Separate Peace - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Complete
Insight reviews
MWPP A look into the daily life of the Marauders...which is, in short, a lot of crazy stuff. Eventual RLSB slash, although it's about all the Marauders. Humor! Yay! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B.
You'll Never Guess reviews
MWPP What do you get when you mix First Years, a Marauder who's up to no good, and a heck of a lot of peanut butter? RLSB slash, that's what. xD Fluff, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Reality Is Indefinite reviews
You know he could be doing terrible things to you right now, but instead he plays anything you want because he knows it makes you happy. AxR oneshot in 2nd person Risa.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Argentine, Risa H. - Complete
A Little Chicken Goes A Long Way reviews
MWPP A prank leads to some interesting discoveries...RLSB. Don't like, don't read. It's mostly humor. Safety rating for a bit of swearing and snogging. XD Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Decisions reviews
Fluffy BB poem set in second season. Brennan's POV. Hurt/Comfort because there's no fluff genre. XD Oneshot
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
This Could Get Interesting reviews
A story with much randomness. It actually kinda almost follows a plot for once. Pure humor. AH all the way. Have fun and enjoy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Artemis F.
Six Words reviews
Holden visits the duck pond. NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY. Note genres. OOC-Holden POV. Laughs? Yes. Amazing literary value? Not so much. Oneshot
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Rediscovering reviews
GenexFinny. First person Gene. Alternate continuity. Takes place the summer after the marble stairs incident, but Finny survives his surgery. Rating is likely to change with future chapters.
A Separate Peace - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008
The Random Adventures Of Roxas reviews
Roxas is having a little issue with his shoes. Read the A/N inside. It explains things. Permanently incomplete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Roxas
Other Side Of The World reviews
A sappy little FryxLeela songfic to KT Tunstall's "Other Side Of The World". Oneshot. Why is there no FLUFF genre!
Futurama - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - P. Fry, T. Leela - Complete
Random Randomness reviews
A whole bunch of random stories. Each chapter is a new story. They all have the same pairing: RyouxIchigo. Rated T to be safe. Chapter 7 is my first songfic! Ch. 12 is up! Permanently incomplete.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,750 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Ichigo M., Ryou S.
Worth Every Second reviews
Short little poem. Takes place during third season, before all the ducklings waddled away, lol. HCAM, DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. Oneshot, safety rating.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/23/2007 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Possibility reviews
Random fluff-filled poem. It seems kinda onesided now that I review it. Hmm. Well, enjoy anyway. Onesided? AH, oneshot, safety rating
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Holly S. - Complete
PONG reviews
A very short, very stupid poem. Oneshot.
Pong - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Through the Ages reviews
Humor fic about Ryou and Ichigo. See inside for full summary. I had lots of fun writing this...XD Permanently incomplete.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Ichigo M., Ryou S.
A Long Way From Sanity reviews
Something very random. You sort of have to read it to know what it is.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Artemis F.
Impact reviews
AH fluffiness! Sweet, sweet fluff. Ok, and it's really sappy, but...I hope you like it! Oneshot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
The More She Tries reviews
HousexCam poem yay! But it never actually mentions their names...but it's about them! oneshot
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Plans A through Z reviews
A tiny little oneshot about Roxas' plans to get rid of Axel. AkuRoku. Rated T to be safe. Yes, I changed the title because the hyphen wasn't there.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Roxas, Axel - Complete
Artemis Fowl: Cronicle of the Extremely Long Title reviews
Lugian is back in action! A oneshot inspired by my own randomness. YAY! No plot. AH, what other AF pairing do I write, after all? Rated T to be safe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Artemis F. - Complete
I've No Clue reviews
A weird little oneshot. Implies HousexCameron. SPOILERS FOR SLEEPING DOGS LIE! Rated T to be safe.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2006 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Pebbles are the Root of All Evil reviews
Very odd...someone is throwing pebbles at Harry! Gasp!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Insane reviews
Artemis and friends are trapped in an asylum for the mentally insane for two weeks. Probably slight AH somewhere in here; I don't notice it any more... Rated T to be safe. Permanently incomplete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Artemis F.
Pong Grand Adventures reviews
Lefty, Righty and Pixels find themselves in the jungle one day and things take off from there... Permanently incomplete.
Pong - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005
Blue Skies reviews
See inside for full summary. Basically about how each character responds to a blue sky... Permanently incomplete.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/5/2006 - Published: 1/27/2006
I Am Lacking A Better Title reviews
I dunno...well, it's sorta like Artemis and Holly are dumped off in a public middle school. Yeah, that's it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Pony Ride! reviews
Foaly turns into an Arabian stallion and Artemis and Holly decide to have a little fun with him in his new state... A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
Attack of the Bunnies! reviews
Bunnies invade the moving castle! Pretty much. HxS, curse lifted. Permanently incomplete.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2005
The Day We Quit reviews
Read to find out.....it's quite odd.
Pong - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2005 - Complete
A Random Cookout reviews
Artemis is forced to have a cookout. Woohoo.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
