A/N: Did you miss me? Well, even if you didn't, I have returned! Muahahahaha! Anyways, if anyone has any suggestions on what I can call this story, please tell me in a review! I am still lacking a better title, hehehe.
Disclaimer: Honestly, people, honestly. ((Shakes head sadly))
I Am Lacking A Better Title
Chapter 3: Antelope Technique and Other Stuff
"STAMPEDE!" shouted Holly, while she and Artemis ran frantically down the hallway.
Suddenly, Artemis and Holly saw...my friend and I walking through a current of people up the hallway!
"Antelope Technique!" My friend and I shouted in unison, proceeding to stand completely still.
The angry mob parted. My friend and I stood still in the hallway, not getting trampled, stampeded, shuffled, or the like.
Artemis and Holly copied our move, and everyone parted around them. It was a miracle. Not a single one of us was squashed to death.
It was then that my friend left for her next class, and I noticed Artemis and Holly in the hallway.
"Took a wrong turn?" I asked.
Artemis said, "I suppose so," and Holly nodded her head.
"Would you like to know how to get out?" I asked, a smile creeping up my face.
"Yes!" they shouted in unison.
"I will show you the doors...for a price," I snickered.
"Anything to be free of this place!" shouted Holly.
"Okay, then, you. My price is..."
"Yes...?"
"You must snog each other. Fifteen seconds. Timed," I said, looking at my Happy Bunny watch.
"..." said Artemis.
"..." said Holly.
"Well, you going to or not? You'll be trapped in here for quite a while if you don't," I said, grinning a huge, sort-of cheesy grin.
"Well..." said Artemis.
"Urm..." said Holly.
They both shifted uncomfortably.
"I suppose..." started Holly.
"We have to," finished Artemis.
I rubbed my hands together with sheer joy and set fifteen seconds on my watch timer.
"If either of you breaks the kiss before I say to, you'll be held hostage at my house," I said.
Holly had had enough of being a hostage, and Artemis obviously didn't want to be one either.
"Ready...set...oops, I'm gonna be late for science...GO!" I screamed.
For being forced, it was an awfully passionate kiss and let's not get into gory detail before you all pass out of gory detail syndrome.
"And...time," I said as my watch blipped. I shut off the timer.
"Time."
"TIME, YOU CRAZED LOVEBIRDS!" I screamed.
"Oh," said Holly. "Hmm, well, didn't hear you I suppose..."
"Oh, crud, what's happened to poor Arty?" I shouted.
Artemis lay sprawled on the floor with his eyes closed, panting heavily.
"Umm..." said Holly.
"Oh well," I said. "I'll show you the way out."
Holly followed after me, leaving Artemis on the floor to be run over. Oh well.
END
Did you like it, people?
Artemis: I'm gonna get run over!
Me: Your point?
Artemis: And you say you love me!
Me: Shut up, you.
Artemis: You can't talk to me like that!
Me: I SAID SHUT UP, YOU!
Artemis: Got it. Going to shut up now. Yes ma'am.
Me: Good.
Anyway, that's the end! It was short but sweet, I hope! Review and have a wonderful day!
The Insane Lugian