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Joined 04-19-05, id: 797844, Profile Updated: 12-12-14
Author has written 12 stories for Diana Wynne Jones, Harry Potter, Urinetown, and Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series.

The Basics

Name: Rebecca

Age: Twenty-three

Country of Origin: Australia

My Favourite Ship Pairings

Harry Potter

-Ron/Hermione

-Harry/Ginny

-Generally, anything canon

Tamora Pierce

-Kel/Dom

-Aly/Nawat

-Daine/Numair

-Neal/Yuki

Old Kingdom series

-Sabriel/Touchstone

-Lirael/Nick

Diana Wynne Jones

-Sophie/Howl

-Roddy/Nick

-Charmain/Peter

That's all for now. Have a nice day!

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Aftermath by Belfast Docks reviews
In the aftermath of WWI, life moves forward. M/D, eventual C/OC, M/D/C friendship. NOT for those who dislike Mary/Dickon, or for those who dislike Colin.
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 94 - Words: 131,506 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 12/30/2010
Epistolary: The 50 Years Before We Were Born by Maribor reviews
In 1942 Manhattan, Amy contacts Edwin Bracewell & begins a friendship that will last half a century. Through correspondence & journals spanning 50 years she & Rory leave a chronicle of their lives and a legacy for the Doctor to remember them by. Post The Angels Take Manhattan.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 268 - Words: 339,859 - Reviews: 1159 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 1/11/2017 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
Maybe Tomorrow by HPLives reviews
[All dialogue] [PostDH] Ron and Hermione get up to some antics at the Burrow: watch the awkwardness ensue once everyone else finds out! Rated M for first chapter. After that, pretty tame...for now. RHr with a sprinkling of HG. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Last Miss Bennet by SwordSwallower17 reviews
At 23, Mary Bennet is the last unmarried young lady at Longbourn. When her friend Lady Adlam invites Mary to spend the Season at her fashionable Town-house, Mrs. Bennet is thrilled that her difficult daughter will finally have access to wealthy lords and elegant parties, but Mary is not so ecstatic at the prospect. Sequel to "The Miss Bennets Set Forth" & "Miss de Bourgh in Bath."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 23,327 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Mary, Elizabeth, OC
The Miss Bennets Set Forth by SwordSwallower17 reviews
Mrs. Bennet, determined to see her last two daughters married, arranges a holiday in Bath. Will foolish Kitty avoid the temptations of the Georgian city? Will solemn Mary ever lift her head from her books? Will Mrs. Bennet's nerves survive the adventure? Something of a sequel to "Miss de Bourgh in Bath," though previous reading is unnecessary.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 236,047 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Kitty, Mary - Complete
Crash Courses in Marriage by funk-tastic reviews
Hiccup finds out that he's been engaged... and to Astrid Hofferson, no less! Read to find out how he manages to guide -or stumble- his way through engagement, marriage, general silliness, and maybe even... falling in love? Officially a deadfic: see inside for more details.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,699 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Astrid, Hiccup
Duty by Instead of Reality reviews
Ermelian of Aminar must marry Cleon of Kennan to save his people from starving. However, Cleon is still hopelessly in love with Keladry of Mindelan.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,251 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Cleon
From the Desk of Minerva McGonagall by Realmer06 reviews
Professor McGonagall makes a habit of writing to the parents of her students once a term. However, her owl has recently taken to pretending he has a broken wing whenever the name 'Weasley' is mentioned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,232 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Minerva M., Molly W.
Octave by Hallowed Aegis reviews
Twenty years after the Destroyer was rebound, one member of the Family struggles to find her place in the world. Desperately wishing for her own path, she may live to regret it, for does the walker chose the path, or the path the walker?
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,476 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012
One Thread Pulled by Artemis Acorn reviews
PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 2498 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,172 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Where's the Seatbelt on This Thing! by SXYPigeon reviews
Keep in mind, hers wasn't quite as lacy..." George examined the clothing in his hands, "or as transparent if I remember correctly." I'm back and I've changed my penname
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,222 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Chrestomanci's Castle by Verbrevity reviews
A lot can happen in an old castle with Christopher, and Throgmorten on the loose. And when Christopher begins to snoop around, pulled by an unbidden call, a villanous plot, and a circus, seem somehow to come together.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,420 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/27/2006
A State of Constant Repair by The Disreputable Writer reviews
Rebuilding the Old Kingdom is going to be more difficult than Sabriel and Touchstone thought. When their troubles begin to seep into their relationship, Sabriel takes a vacation to learn more about the Abhorsens and about herself. Rated for violence.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sabriel, Touchstone - Complete
All Made Up of Darkness and Light by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. It isn't until their seventh year that they realize how much they have in common. Leader, quitter, teacher, liar, protector, failure - some sides of people don't come through until they're put through the worst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Hannah A., Neville L. - Complete
The Dragon Journals by Contraltissimo reviews
Penny for a dragon's thoughts? The movie as chronicled by the beasties themselves.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,323 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010
There Are No Platforms by complex-manifold reviews
One-shot. Hermione erases her parents' memories - and herself. Slightly R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Being All In by artist1157 reviews
"Heist Society" from Hale's perspective. The title was inspired from the fact the Hale tells Kat he's "all in" a bunch of times throughout the novel, and it really summarizes his character. Enjoy!
Heist Society - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,146 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Hale
Come As You Are by The Scarlett Ribbon reviews
Howl thinks it must be some sort of strange cosmic joke that the only girl he ever falls in love with turns out to be a ninety year old woman with a touch of OCD and boundary issues.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/19/2010
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by MischiefManagedAndFishCustard reviews
With the whole of London in the state of horror that one barber left them in before his death, who is to blame for the mess? And does Anthony Hope have any real chance in winning Johanna's heart now the story has really begun?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 93,227 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Anthony H., Johanna B.
Broken to Bridle by lionesseyes13 reviews
A series of scenes spanning Owen's squireship to Lord Wyldon.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 220,768 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Owen, Wyldon - Complete
Miss de Bourgh in Bath by SwordSwallower17 reviews
After Mr. Darcy takes the thoroughly unsuitable Miss Bennet to be his wife, a most seriously displeased Lady Catherine and her daughter repair to Bath in search of new prospects. What adventures await Anne in the exciting spa city? Now with something of a sequel: "The Miss Bennets Set Forth."
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 120,204 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Anne de B., Lady Catherine - Complete
The Amnesty Grift by Miss Hellebore reviews
After the Henley heist, life has gotten pretty great for Kat and her crew of teenage masterminds. But trouble always seems to find a way to catch up. Old faces, new threats, and another danger-riddled heist to perform.
Heist Society - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Kat B., W.W. Hale
Like the Day Loving the Night by P.B. Fluff reviews
Lirael/Nick set after The Creature in the Case. Nick has come back to Belisaire with Lirael. Mostly Lirael's and Nick's thoughts about one another with a dash of fluff thrown in! Rating mostly for swearing - rating may go up
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,727 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010
Merlins Pants! by LittleOneWeasley reviews
A collection of longish oneshots featuring Ron and Hermione, among others. Chapters are not in any chronological order, I write them as they come to me. Please review and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,835 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Weaving of Life's Tapestry by UnrequitedDream reviews
Beginning just before the fifth Christmas since the Final Battle, this story traces pivotal moments in the lives of everyone's favorite prat and bookworm!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,479 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Old Kingdom Chatroom by Sanaryelle reviews
Written for The Shoppe forum's OKT Rarefics Challenge. Sam and Nick experiment with Charter magic, and invent a chatroom. Mayhem ensues.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Complete
Ruby Gloom: Secret Origins by Tall T reviews
Where are Ruby's friends from, what did they do before they came to Gloomsville, and what are they really? These stories will give you the answers!
Ruby Gloom - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,341 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
The Right Moves by kabear reviews
When you're dancing, its easy to tell when you've got it right. Life isn't always so simple. Another "what happens after" story - can there really be a happy ever after for such an unlikely couple? Trink-centric, with other pairings in the background.
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,059 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 9/20/2009
A Mutual Acquaintance by KrisEleven reviews
Sarai has just eloped; travelling with her husband to a land she knows nothing about. Kally has spent the past year feeling out of place in her husband's empire. The two women have more in common than they could ever have guessed.
Trickster series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Complete
Yum, Yum, Yum! by Threepwillow reviews
BASED ON "A VERY POTTER MUSICAL"! Draco still dreams of Pigfarts. What happens when the person you made an Unbreakable Vow with dies before it's carried out? He gets his wishes, but falls into the middle of an intergalactic wizarding war! CRACK AND FOOD
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,471 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Favorite Flavors by Stephensmat reviews
Set after the movie. Remy POV. The restaurant is going well, but Remy suddenly finds he has no new ideas and goes searching for inspiration.
Ratatouille - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Royal Requiem by Sanaryelle reviews
A young Clayr historian is researching the fall of the Royal line, and asks about the Abhorsen of that particular time.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete
Not Just a Princess: Ellimere's Tale by Valentine's Riddle reviews
- "You royals are too melodramatic for me, Princess" - Follow the story of our favourite Princess during Lirael and Abhorsen. Her brother may call her "Slavedriver", but there's more to Ellimere- socialite, warrior and ruler- than meets the eye. R&R!
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,233 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Complete
First Kiss by Leigh A. Sumpter reviews
What goes through Ron and Hermione's minds as they each experience their first kiss with the wrong person? Takes place 4th and 6th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
As the Crow Flies by Empatheia reviews
Ten falls out of the sky and ends up at Princeton Plainsborough and then he and House go on a wondrous journey of self-discovery in a giant motor home named Princess Love Machine. To Canada. Where they eat eggs and bacon on a magic hill. Tragically.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,133 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, G. House - Complete
Never Alone by RainbowCookie318 reviews
Fred's scavenger hunt from beyond the grave is the only thing keeping his brother alive. What will George find at the end?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,694 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 7/26/2007 - George W., Fred W.
Dollhouses by Rakeesh reviews
She lived in a world full of dollhouses.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
Cavall's Heart: Acquiescence by Quatre-sama reviews
This is a story of how Lord Wyldon came to accept Owen of Jesslaw as his son-in-law. And how much he resisted it all the while! Part of the "Cavall's Heart" series.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Wyldon, Owen - Complete
Howl of Many Means by ChocolateEclar reviews
Post-HoMW Howl/Sophie fic. In which there is a set of House of Many Ways related vignettes centering around Sophie and her incorrigible husband: "That’s the real reason?" Sophie asked. "Your silly pride wasn’t injured by not being invited at all?"
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,105 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008
One Hundred Moments by Ytak reviews
One hundred drabbles set in and around the Old Kingdom. Possible spoilers for the books and The Creature in the Case novella. Completed!
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,982 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
In Which Spells Go Wrong by Demented Insane Spirit reviews
Peter and Charmain, after getting in trouble for nearly destroying Great-Uncle William’s study, are ordered to fix the shed by hand. Peter decides to use a spell on a hammer and chaos ensues. One shot.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
The Veela and the Metamorphmagus by Victoire Lupin reviews
The story of Teddy and Victoire's romance through their years at Hogwarts, which are almost as action packed as Harry's was... DH spoilers, rated just in case. Reviews make my world go round!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,853 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007
Mirror Image by Demented Insane Spirit reviews
Sophie goes to visit Wizard Norland with Howl and discover that Charmain and Peter are quite similar to themselves in presenting their feelings for each other. One shot.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Complete
James Potter Must Die by Valentine's Riddle reviews
If hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, just imagine what three teenage witches can do when pushed to breaking point! LilyJames, eventually! Rate&Review :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,245 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Lily Luna P., James P. - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Mourning Dawn: Prelude to The Wand of Elder by seomensnowlocke reviews
This is a story that covers the few days after the end of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Contains the scenes that I wish had been in the main book. This story is also a prelude to another story I am working on called The Wand of Elder.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,492 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 447 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Hugs by Moonprincess92 reviews
A happy hug, a sad hug, or hugging someone tall. Sometimes you may not even need a hug but any is the best hug of all. :Series of Hug related oneshots RHr HG and others complete:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 49,724 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
I Love Winter by EiSeL reviews
Deathly Hallows: there was a final chapter and there was an epilogue. What happened in between? HGRW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,992 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Twelve Fail Safe Ways To Charm Witches by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
While many may find it considerably odd that Ronald Weasley, of all people, has offered advice to his best friend on the matter of love, of all things, we find it safe to infer that Harry Potter is quite content with the results…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007
Hogwarts Houses Divided by Inverarity reviews
The war is over, and all is well, they say, but the wounds remain unhealed. Bitterness divides the Houses of Hogwarts. Can the first children born since the war's end begin a new era, or will the enmities of their parents be their permanent legacy?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 205,083 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,602 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Teddy L., OC - Complete
The Way It's Supposed to Be by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. She's always hated her birthday. She's just never really understood why. Written for the Reviews Lounge Birthday Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Victoire W., Bill W. - Complete
An Accidental Proposal by Realmer06 reviews
It was never Teddy's intention to propose. It just sort of . . . happened. And now he has to tell her dad about. And it's not that he's frightened of Bill Weasley . . . except that he totally is. Written for the Reviews Lounge Easter Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
Forget The Milkman by theatricalice reviews
The only thing better than Hairspray, that's me! Smidgets of goodness about our favourite musical characters.
Hairspray - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008
The Magic of a Half Eaten Box of Chocolates by Realmer06 reviews
When he thought about it, Neville found that he could define his relationship with Hannah Abbott through three key moments. He hopes to add a fourth to the mix, but unfortunately, his proposal isn't going as planned. A Reviews Lounge Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,579 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Neville L., Hannah A. - Complete
His Return by Oliviaface reviews
If Hermione had been just a BIT less mad and a BIT more shocked, this is how Ron's return to her and Harry might have gone. Oneshot, AU takes place during Deathly Hallows , Hermione's POV, lots of R/Hr fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Hermione is a Chess Piece by Moonprincess92 reviews
“That’s completely mental.” “You’re the one who’s so good at the game.” “But Hermione isn’t a chess piece.” Or maybe she is? :Oneshot RHr implied HG postDH:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sergeant at Arms, Novice in Love by kewie351 reviews
Kel and Dom ally to bring Neal and Yuki together... KD, if not original than charmingly classic... banter abounds!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,936 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
His Parents' Son by Realmer06 reviews
Teddy Lupin's first two weeks at Hogwarts are not going well. When everyone knows who your parents are and who your godfather is, it's a lot for any eleven year old to live up to. DH Spoilers, naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Family Tradition by Realmer06 reviews
All it took was one innocent question. And then suddenly, my life was turned completely on its head, all thanks to Emily Morrigan, Victoire Weasley, and a question of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
A Picture's Worth by Realmer06 reviews
What with his youngest son's birthday and typical sibling rivalry and a very mysterious wish list, Harry's Christmas is about to get a whole lot more complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
One Hundred by MissHaunted-MoonLight reviews
A collection of my 'Tenth Doctor FanFic100' one shots. Latest : 041 .:Martha had never, in all her life, seen multicoloured clouds before. Nor had she seen clouds with such unusual shapes … But, of course, there was a first time for everything:.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,745 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 5/30/2007 - 10th Doctor
Pensieve of Memories by kakashidiot reviews
UPDATED! HP Drabblets. Snape, RonHermione, HarryGinny. Spoilers for DH! The Man Who Lived. RandR!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/19/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007
50 Things That Really Matter by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
[edited and restarted!] A collection of real moments and fictional moments, spanning countless years and generations, that help wizards and Muggles realize just what sorts of things really matter in life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007
Dying for someone you love doesn't sound too bad by Historybuff1536 reviews
Don't let the title fool you, no one dies. :P The morning after the battle, Harry reflects on everything. HG and RHr. Serious at the beginning, then it turns to pure fluff. I couldn't help myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Letters or The Unfortunate Sufferings of Pig by caromac reviews
A series of correspondence between the Trio and Ginny post DH. Prelude to possible series. RHr. Concrit wildly appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Unfortunate Encounters of R Chase by Izzbella91 reviews
This fic is mostly based on Chase and House's relationship, post season 3 finale. Chase sees House at a store and tries to avoid him, to no avail. Also explores Chase and Cameron's relationship, as well as House and Wilson's. Prngs: ChH ChC HW. Slash.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,974 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - R. Chase, G. House
House Pride by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Voldemort's dead and the Hogwarts Houses are finally united under one banner. And of course unity is great and all that, but we can't let it get in the way of our precious House pride, can we?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Immaculate Truth by Jubileyn reviews
Deathly Hallows oneshot. When the world breaks, there is nothing to hold onto but each other. RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Histrionic Prat By Any Other Name… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
In his fifth year at Hogwarts, Tom Riddle concocts a new name for himself. A name which no one is ever allowed to use... Yes, because THAT sounds practical, Tom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Fenrir G. - Complete
Of Sex and Underwear by freekazoid101 reviews
Ron and Hermione are trying to get a little privacy, but keep on getting interrupted. There is some cussing,but there is no description of the act,so there. Spoilers for the 7th Book! Please read though!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
I Lost the Game by Miss Klutz reviews
Prompt: The Game. Rose loses the game, and the Doctor recalls where the game came from. Bad Summary... Oh, and I lost the game.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
Dreams or Nightmares? by Moonprincess92 reviews
"That's right, he was a memory. He didn't exist. Yet, here he was, standing, fighting, right in front of her. For one bizarre moment, she wondered if it were all a dream." :Oneshot TomGinny musing implied HG:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Start of the the Rest by Dwindlingcandle reviews
This takes place after the war before the 19 year skip! Has DH spoilers. RonHermione. HarryGinny. Will be fun and an adventure! Romance and growing up! Please read! Post war! Reviews welcome! Will have all characters! Neville, anyone?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - [Ron W., Hermione G.]
In Shock by Moonprincess92 reviews
"Is she ok?" "I don't know …" "Hey, what's going on?" "Harry, what did you do?" In which Ginny is in shock, Mrs Weasley's in tears and a proposal goes wrong. Or is that right? :Oneshot HG postDH:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Private Musings of Andromeda Black by moshpitqueen reviews
Much to her dismay, Andromeda is forced to keep a diary. Look inside as she writes about the trials and tribulations of being a Black, schoolwork, and noticing that cute and scruffy boy from Hufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,236 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Ted T., Andromeda T.
Midnight Wanderings by Beffy-Boop reviews
Set during CoS, after Hermione has been petrified. Ron finds himself compelled to visit her in the dead of the night. Short, sweet RHr : I hope you enjoy it, please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
How To Survive Your Own Wedding by AmazinglyMe reviews
Loose threads, clueless best men, minor panic attacks, and place setting related fiascos. Welcome to Ron and Hermione's wedding, as seen through the eyes of their best man and maidofhonor, respectively. Deathly Hallows spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wedding by Oliviaface reviews
What was Ron thinking during Bill and Fleur's wedding? What the heck happened when he asked her to dance? I wanted these questions answered, so I answered them myself. Hopefully my version satisfies your RonHermione needs! ultra fluffy oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
An Analysis of a Mother's Love by Wateronthebrain reviews
I decided I'd define Mrs. Molly Weasley's words to Bellatrix. C'mon, you know what I'm talking about...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Molly W. - Complete
An Excellent Day by Moonprincess92 reviews
"And she saw her. Grimy, dirty, her hair streaked with dust and her face tearstained. But beautiful." The war is done and Harry and Ginny set something straight. :Oneshot HG RHr:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
What You Mean by Beffy-Boop reviews
Missing momment from DH. Hermione and Ron after the chapter Malfoy Manor, just a cute fluffy one shot for all those who like missing momments R&R RHr ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Bathtime by LittleOneWeasley reviews
Ron and Hermione have a moment in the bathroom. Contains DH spoilers!please review and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Whoever catches the bouquet by Faithful Wheezy reviews
You know how the saying goes. If you catch the bouquet, you marry next. Also, everyone seems to forget to lock their bathroom doors... A Ron and Hermione one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Inheritance by HPLives reviews
[Slight DH spoilers] Fluffy oneshot. Takes place right after the last chapter, but before the epilogue. HarryXGinny. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Advice by Moonprincess92 reviews
"Once or twice Harry considered asking for Hermione's help, but he did not think he could stand seeing the smug look on her face." Well, what if he did? :Oneshot HG slight RHr duringHBP:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fixed by truemizzie reviews
What happened when Harry and the other Griffindor boys went back to their dorm after the Final Battle. SPOILERS FOR DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,426 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Blogging 'Cause I Want To by dragonweaver reviews
ON HOLD Harry has a blogging site where he writes his life and thoughts. Many people comment him. Independent Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Harry P.
Oddly Relieved by HPLives reviews
Formerly titled Malfoy Manor! [DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS] Chapter 23, Malfoy Manor, from Ron's POV. Continues into what happens at Shell Cottage afterwards. Please R&R! Rated T for some of Ron's thoughts in later chapters. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,784 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Into the Chamber by blondebouncingferret reviews
Missing moment from chapter thirtyone of Deathly Hallows. After Harry leaves with Luna, Ron gets a brilliant idea involving a dead snake and a certain chamber. RHr. DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sorting by hbthegr8 reviews
‘Not Slytherin, please, anything but Slytherin,’ he thought desperately. Albus could only hope that the hat would take his hopes into consideration, maybe put him in Hufflepuff or something – anything was better than Slytherin at this point.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
The Garden by EvilMicella reviews
DH SPOILERS. One death, one family. The garden would seem fit to say how the loss affected them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Night James Tempted Fate by hbthegr8 reviews
A jet of red light hit Voldemort in the face this time, and he staggered back a couple of paces. I DIDN'T TELL YOU TO CONFUND ME, YOU IDIOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2007 - James P., Voldemort
Time You Earned Respect by Victoire Lupin reviews
What was Rufus Scrimgeour thinking on the night he was killed? DH spoilers, oneshot. My first story on here, so sorry if it sucks... R&Rs greatly appeciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Rufus S., Voldemort
Arithmancy by Faithful Wheezy reviews
What starts out as a harmless plan to get Ron and Hermione together leads to a semester of detention, mind-reading, revenge, an accidental sex change, literal insanity, and a dumb Arithmancy textbook. In other words: not a harmless plan at all. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,440 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Differences by Rockstar with a Vendetta reviews
One-Shot. Almost thirty years after the events in Lady Knight, Keladry of Masbolle reflects upon her children with Yukimi and Nealan.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Of Silence and Signals by witchbitch930 reviews
A fluffy little oneshot. Harry's point of view. RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Spider by TimePasses reviews
We all know how afraid Ron is of spiders
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
These Days by witchbitch930 reviews
A cute oneshot. Ron is outside degnoming the garden, and Hermione is inside watching. Hermione's point of view. better than it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Apocalypse Meow by scrummybunny reviews
It seems like the apocalypse, anyway. Could more things go wrong at Bill and Fleur's wedding? A ring goes missing, Harry must confront an unlikely obstacle of the redhaired variety, and Fleur gives a new meaning to bad hair day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,497 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Scientific Notes of Sirius Black by AmazinglyMe reviews
Experiment: See how long it will take Lily to chuck her goblet of pumpkin juice at James... Sirius Black records the misadventures of Lily and James for posterity, Lupin watches in disbelief, and Lily seethes. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/16/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Veritaserum or Imperius by Faithful Wheezy reviews
The Death Eaters all gather in Voldemort's Lair to play truth or dare, Death Eater Style. It can actually get slightly disturbing. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Voldemort - Complete
Ron's Reminiscence by HPLives reviews
What is Ron really thinking in HBP? Sorry if this is horrible. This is my first attempt at something like this...please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Rictus by Sequitur reviews
How Tony Dinozzo started working for NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,201 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Rampant Disease by triedunture reviews
Wilson comes back from vacation to find, holy crap, zombies have attacked! Warnings: mild HW slash, horror, gore, humor, character deaths!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,156 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Redheaded Christmas by ElphieAtHeart reviews
Ron likes Herimone. Hermione likes Ron. Hermione can't like Ron, she's dating Cormic McLaggen. Hermione knows she has to break it off with Cormic, but who likes to be dumped during Christmas? HGCM at first, becomes HGRW. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,884 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Marriage Conspiracy by Lexie-H reviews
ONESHOT. It's been five years since the Merlin Conspiracy, five years since Nick's seen Roddy. As her apprenticeship to the Lady of Governance draws to a close, Nick returns to Blest, determined to honour his promise - but is he too late? RR please!
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
Unfortunate Incidents by ChocolateEclar reviews
Chrestomanci listened to the Faleries – Farliffs – Faleighs and Pinhoes quarrel and wanted very much for them to go on trying to kill each other for the rest of their lives... In which things are inconvenient for Chrestomanci during The Pinhoe Egg.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Complete
Platform 9¾ by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
[FC] It was the first place she saw him. The first time she actually thought the unthinkable. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Complete
Weird and Quirky Questions Fan Fiction Authors Ask by The Wulfric Sect reviews
Are you ready for a little sick humor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2007
Good Ol' Fashioned Weasley Lovin' by ProtegoNox reviews
Featuring our beloved Weasleys, their friends, and their notsomuch beloved rivals and enemies. The sexy author reminds you that this story is very much cannon compliant. 'Cuz she likes it like that! Complete until further notice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
To hex Harry or Not to hex Harry by AllyCat-Dolphinlover reviews
Ron and his brothers minus Percy have a discussion about what to do with Harry about his break up with Ginny. Hermione arrives and knocks some sense into them!...I know, summary sucks, R&R! IM ADDING CHAPTER 3 SOON! [Warning: Viktor Krum bashing] RHrHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The Rather Pathetic Attempts to Woo Lily Evans by AllyCat-Dolphinlover reviews
What do you when the girl of you dreams rejects you? You ask her out again... and again... and again... and again... and again... and again... You get the point. Please read & review, better than it looks...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Like a Niffler Set Loose in Gringotts by sheproclaimeditrandomly reviews
I told her that, as I’ve said countless times before, I have no feelings toward Ron other than friendship and that, if she must know, I’ve been harboring a secret, burning passion for Fred for years and she went to bed. Pointless RonHermione oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Harry Bus Ride by truemizzie reviews
A Crack!Fic of epic proportions! For anybody who's ever been on a good, long bus ride!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2006 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Sibling Advice by seomensnowlocke reviews
The usually argumentative siblings give each other a bit of advice about their respective romantic troubles...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Ginny W., Ron W. - Complete
Tin Star by lilmouse reviews
Originally a challenge response. The death of a lieutenant leads to odd twists and her daughter's fate is in the balance. Featuring Tony but everyone is involved. Traces of Kate. Chapter Thirteen posted. My thanks to all.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,561 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/5/2006 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Tony D. - Complete
Sabriel Trailer by motes of dust reviews
Much thanks to Gwenderleryn for the idea. Abhorsen Trilogy trailers, were I in charge of the cutting them. Some events may be rearranged to better fit dramatic pressures.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2006 - Published: 10/4/2005
Jack of Diamonds by mellish reviews
Arram Draper tries to cope with hunger, hopelessness, and the haunting memory of his last few days in Carthak...but it's a difficult task when all he has to get by are trick coins and cards.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2006
Contemplations by lilmouse reviews
Abby and Ziva just want to leave the office, but something is preventing them and it involves one of their coworkers... Rated for safety due to a certain handsome agent. :
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Abby S., Ziva D.
Summer by Sohara von Salienta reviews
Set postHBP. Oneshot. Hermione pretends not to notice dreadfully important things, and Ron, for once, doesn't spend his money on a Chudley Cannons poster.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The day Hermione Granger bought herself a clue by Fidelian reviews
Hermione and Ron finally 'fess up. Nothing but pure fluffy goodness! RHr of course, plus mentioning of HG. R&R, please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The I hate Jonathan and Delia Fan Club by heartdamoose reviews
Each chapter is a little mini story that usually has some type of Jonathan,Delia,or Roger bashing in it. Also some HPxTP crossovers,some LoTR,and Star Wars I guess. There are also fluffy chapters,most of them KN,or KD,and some DN. Read for laughs.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,445 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Tortall, Tortall
Hit in the Face by goth hamster reviews
Every time Harry and Ron fight with Hermione, she feels like she's being hit in the face. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Hermione G.
Electricity by Fidelian reviews
ONESHOT. Everytime Hermione and Ron accidentally touch each other, the air crackles. Pure fluff! RHr, mention of HG. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Family by mystery184 reviews
Something isn't quite right at Chrestomanci Castle and Christopher is determined to find what's wrong. An adventure ensues that makes both him and Millie finally realise how right they are for each other.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 7/13/2005
True Love Forever? by scrummybunny reviews
What really went on in Ron and Lavender's relationship. Spoilers for HBP. RL, of course, with hints of RHr and HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Witterings of One Not Related to Uncle Geoffrey by Sohara von Salienta reviews
Lavender Brown is a surprising mess who would give quite a lot to overcome her problems that involve a toilet with backwards bulimia and horrifying private meetings with Professor McBigStickUpHerBum, but those problems love her far too much to let her go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,840 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2005 - Published: 12/28/2004
Wishing You Were Here by Lucie - or Lux reviews
Romance abounds in the letters written between a certain Lady Knight and her blue-eyed sergeant during the days of their posts on the Scanran boarder. KelDom pairing, rather fluffy, post-Lady Knight.
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,041 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Keladry, Domitan
Ginevra Weasley and the Revenge of the Oven by Sohara von Salienta reviews
It is never a good idea to anger Ginevra Weasley. It is also not a good idea to do so when household objects prove to be unmanageable. Bwahaha.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Ginny W., Ron W.
One Blue Line by blondebouncingferret reviews
Fred, George and Ron find a Muggle pregnancy test in the bin... and Ginny's been ill for the past few days... any connection? One Shot fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Twilight Zone by Erm the Penguin reviews
Finally! Chapter 3 is up! Randomness warning to all...crossover, OOC-ness, etc. May be hazardous to your mental health. You have been warned.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 5/4/2003
Towels, Ponderings, and Furtive Looks by scrummybunny reviews
Ginny ponders Ron’s “furtive look" on the train. OotP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and The Order of the Pelican by like a falling star reviews
A meant-to-be-humorous spoof, basically. honestly, i've been waiting SUCH a long time for book five. contains hints of R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2003 - Ron W., Hermione G.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/25/2002
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Of Librarians and Charter-Skins reviews
The first time Lirael wore a Charter-skin, everything went to plan. It was taking it off that was the problem.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2014 - Lirael, the Disreputable Dog - Complete
Hallucinatory Episodes reviews
"...some sort of fever that greatly weakens me and has encouraged hallucinatory episodes..." Three such 'hallucinations'.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Hedge, Nicholas - Complete
Unpathed Waters, Undreamed Shores reviews
Monica and Wendell Wilkins are quite happy with their new life in Sydney, most of the time. Occasionally, though, something about their life seems - well - wrong. Nine days out of the lives of the Wilkins, from June 1997 to May 1998.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,550 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Life of Josephine Strong reviews
Josephine Strong is confronted by Lockstock and Barrel, and talks to Little Becky Two-Shoes about her husband. Rated T for slight adult themes. Joseph Strong/Josephine Strong.
Urinetown - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Josephine S., Little Becky T.S. - Complete
Weekend Adventures of Two Apprentice Magicians reviews
Ongoing project, Peter/Charmain - implied in some, definite in others. Rated T for most of the chapters, but the first one may be more M. Basically, what Peter and Charmain get up to on weekends. No snogging, no swearing, no sex. :D
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,059 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009
Princess Rose reviews
One Shot - Rose has a nightmare, so Hermione tells her a story. Slight Ron/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Seven Times Hermione Wanted to Snog Ron Senseless reviews
Full title: Seven Times Hermione Wanted to Snog Ron Senseless, and One Time She Did. Eight canon moments - plus some non-canon bits, but I've tried to make it realistic - third-person, R/H and some H/G in some of the later chapters. Enjoy! T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Insomnia, Mud, and Puking Pastilles reviews
Hermione can't sleep. When she hears Ron swearing outside, she decides to go see what's wrong. Rated T for minor sexual references. DH spoilers. RH, obviously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Letters reviews
Hermione, sitting by Ron's bedside in HBP, composes a letter in her head. RH. Rated T, just in case. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
All in the Spirit of Christmas reviews
A Christmassykinda story involving the twins, pranks, Monty Python, and a statue of Umbridge. Set in OotP. Also a bit of RH, by the way. Reviews are very appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
All This Plotting is Making Me Hungry! reviews
Voldemort sends Wormtail out on a quest to find a peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Pointless rubbish, but I reckon it's kind of funny. Definitely, definitely a oneshot this time, so please don't ask or you'll make me feel guilty.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Voldemort - Complete
Untitled reviews
Nick and Roddy farewell each other. Set at the end of The Merlin Conspiracy. Nick/Roddy, and pure saccharine sticky fluff. You have been warned!
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Complete
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