My name is Lothiriel of Dol Amroth. Though my reputation for truth is somewhat tarnished I swear that every word of this tale, the most important of my life, is true...

Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.

...The better to secure and perpetuate mutual friendship and intercourse... Two centuries separate them, but is it enough to keep them apart? Sequel to "The Colonel's Lady."

"Nyota will never forget the horror on Spock's face when he realizes what he's said, what he's thought. He opens his mouth, trying to form the words that will make her forgive him for this complete and utter betrayal." An alien device joins Jim and Nyota's minds, and what they learn will bring them out of the darkness. Spock/Uhura, Kirk/Spock, Kirk/Spock/Uhura OT3.

"It seemed like, just maybe, we were the furthest thing from blessed – cursed. Destined to live and die in ruins.But even so… We were blessed. Our rewards were coming. Comfort ...mercy... justice... All that we had been promised in exchange for our suffering. It simply wasn't coming in that particular lifetime." E/E, AU, Modern setting.

Eponine wants to hate Cosette. There just isn't a lot about her to hate. (Part of my modern AU, set after "Wishing and Hoping.")

Les Mis college AU. Cosette/everyone friendship. E/R. Enjolras/Eponine friendship. Fun shenanigans as my response to the soul-crushing talent this fandom has for writing sad things.

Really, it was all Gavroche's idea. He was the one who got the ball rolling with Eponine's dating life and here they all are now. He expects to be paid in wedding cake. Follow up story to It's About Time.

Musichetta was a superb girl, who loved and was loved by two revolutionaries who broke her heart. But before that, she had dandelions. Joly/Musichetta/Bossuet OT3

"They were a strange couple, the boy and girl who moved in next door." Enjolras and Éponine make it through the revolution, and now they have to live with the consequences and each other. She wonders how he survived the war, while he wonders how to survive her cooking. He's angry because his destiny's been changed, and she's angry because he doesn't know how to be anymore.

Gavroche decides to find the perfect guy for Eponine after the Marius incident. According to conversations he was not meant to hear, the right man has to be perfect for Eponine but also right for the family she has made with her siblings. Gavroche looks to her friends to pick the right guy...if only Enjolras would stop annoying him about homework.

The four reasons Eponine and Enjolras find themselves in each other's arms. Modern AU. Oneshot.

"'We shall hold fast for as long as there is breath. We shall endure for as long as there is hope,' he promises in a voice fairer than gold and brighter than glory. 'Damn,' she sighs, 'there goes my weekend.'" The revolution lasts longer than expected, and Enjolras and Éponine go a little stir-crazy at the barricade.

When Eponine is 17, she meets Cosette for the second time. [High School AU, Eponine/Cosette. Warnings for mentions of abuse/neglect, underage drinking and excessive swearing.]

"He lets her go and she scurries away, and in his mind Grantaire's sneering because of course Enjolras wouldn't know how to hold on to a woman, even the slips and tatters of one." Enjolras and Éponine find each other in little cracks of time before the revolution, and then once more at the barricade.

Riff and Tony leave town, and Action discovers it's no picnic to be in charge of the Jets when he's left holding the baby. Pre-Movie; rated for slight language.

"What's a gang without a leader? What's a Jet without his buddies?" After the Rumble, the Jets are truly lost. Mid/post-movie, rated for some bad language.

"What she wants to say is, 'Sometimes I wish you could be Han Solo again.'" Annie/Abed

Ruffnut Thorston knew three things about Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: 1. He was fun to look at, 2. He needed to be caged, and 3. He was hiding something that she didn't really care about. Crushes, plans, and suspicions ahead! The UNtelling of the movie. Minor Ruffcup. Minor Hiccstrid. Canon compliant.

"Dear Hiccup..." Hiccup's plans for his future were tentative at best...exactly how he liked them. This made forgiving her so much harder. He loved her; he just couldn't trust her. Post!Hitchups one-shot.

Sequel to "We Were Merely Freshmen".

The five most important kisses in Asteria's life.

Rose is a fifth year with a talent for attracting embarrassing situations, something she would rather avoid. But with a family as large and loud as hers, that isn't always easy. And how long can she ignore the tension between herself and Scorpius?

George explains some things about Hermione to Harry and Ginny.

Babysitting magical kids is never easy, but the Scamander boys might be a little more challenging than most.

Jack and Angelica lie on a beach and deal with the problem of language barriers. One-shot.

"What's gotten into me? I was transformed into a ferret, I was forced to bite Goyle straight on the arse, and I'm quite certain I was nearly indecently assaulted by another ferret! Why are you laughing?" Draco has a very bad day indeed. R/H, D/A

"If I was captain an' couldn't be on land but every ten years, would - would you wait for me?"

Astoria thinks she should be going home now, Draco attempts to persuade her otherwise. With the assistance of a Muggle radio, Christmas carols, and lashings of denial.

This story takes place between the birth of Scar and Mufasa, and the beginning of the movie. NOTE: Since the story was written more than 10 years ago, this story is NOT canon, so some names and situations will be different.

Drabble. As her twin, it's only natural he wants everything she has. Their father wouldn't mind having one, either.

Draco didn't think there was much reason to hope for a better future. Astoria proved him wrong.

Hiding her past, her husbands crimes, and her daughters disability, Kendra Dumbledore will never know that the fate of the world will rest in her son's hands. All she will see is his impending trip into darkness.

Ruffnut/Hiccup. A drunken mishap leads to unexpected emotions and an intoxicated confession. All of which Ruffnut has no idea how to handle.

I'm turning this thing into a series of prompt-inspired ficlets. Next up, there are different kinds of touches. Some are nice, and some are really, really annoying.

Five times Ruffnut was afraid, and one she was brave. Femslash.

The Titanic was different things to different people; to Kate she was the dream of a new life, to Jim she was only the means to an end. One thing was certain either way - Titanic was the ship that was going to change their lives...Now complete.

Belle wasn't expecting someone like him. Quasimodo never thought to find someone like her. But when these two outcasts meet, they will realize how beautiful an unexpected song can be. HoND/BatB crossover. Belle/Quasimodo. Three-shot.

Ruffnut wiped her nose and spat in the dirt. Astrid didn't know what she was talking about. Ruffnut/Astrid femslash.

Hiccup has as much to learn about interacting with humans as he does with dragons.

Drunk Ruffnut and drunk Toothless try their level best to annoy Astrid to death.

A short scene wherein Ruffnut is a perv and Astrid sticks her foot in her mouth.

Princess Lothíriel of Dol Amroth finds her peace of mind disturbed by the arrival of a courier from Rohan. What she does not realize, however, is the fact that this is only the beginning... A tale of carpets, cabbages and cold water.

Lothiriel didn't marry for love. She couldn't have, not when she still mourns for the man she should have married. Oneshot.

To the village, they've always been Ruffnut-and-Tuffnut. Two minds, one entity. Doesn't mean they're happy about it.

The house-elves at Malfoy Manor do an exceptional job of waxing the hardwood floors, you see. Cute Scorpius-and-Astoria-and-Draco-family stuff. RECENTLY CLEANED UP.

“This is how it starts. Without the cleansing scapegoat of alcohol, pain, loss, triumph. There is just Uhura and Kirk and angry whispers inside his cabin.” Kirk/Uhura

Sequel to "The Sins of the Father." Rene's sister comes looking for him, and Pierre re-enters Theresa's life, making them both question the decisions they've made and the life they've built together.

Her head is tilted back and her eyes fill with stars instead of tears, which is just the way it’s always been.' Nine boys get their goodbyes the night before the Rumble.

Totally random glimpses into Uhura and Kirk's relationship...or lack thereof

This is what I remember. This is how it was. This is how we were. Before and after the rumble, as recounted by an unnamed Jet. Movieverse. Revised 12.02.09.

Sometimes, Anybodys wonders what it feels like to be pretty, and sometimes, she wishes she were. 500-word drabble on one-sided Anybodys/Ice.

He can't keep his eyes off her. It's like watching a train wreck. Because Anybodys, stupid as she is, has fallen in love. Movieverse 500-word drabble on one-sided A-Rab/Anybodys.

When Riff's in a bind and Tony's AWOL, he goes to Ice for help and turns out to be quite the inadvertent matchmaker. Pre-movie, Ice/Velma. Rating for a word or two and implied sexual content. Revised 5.19.10.

It's what friends do. They share. Spock/Uhura/Kirk, utter ridiculousness.

After being ditched by Link, Amber finds it very hard to return his class ring. Slight AmberCorny.

Uhura just wants to take a bath in peace. Maybe she should consider transferring from Jim Kirk's ship. Spock also makes an appearance in this short story.

Nothing ever goes as planned. Will is unable to marry Jocelyn, but circumstances present him with Christiana instead. Jocelyn, meanwhile, is given to Adhemar. Complete.

Jim, McCoy knew, was making up for not having been hugged enough as a child. Resistance was futile.

Companion piece for "Esmerelda's Choice" and "Sins of the Father." Chronicles several different Gypsy weddings. Rated M for sex and some violence.

This is a subplot that was cut from "Esmerelda's Choice" and "Sins of the Father." Pierre discovers his sexuality and struggles to deal with being gay in medieval France. Rated M for sex and violence.

With all that craziness over Sylar and Danko ended, it's nice to be able to sit down for a relaxing afternoon of chess with your daughter. But Nathan is having a weird sort of day. And what is with all the static in his office? Post-season 4 finale.

Sylar pops the question and Claire says no. Conversation on the topic ensues.

One-shot. "That peacock is staring at me." "No, it isn't." "Yes, it is. And it's making plans to kill me in my sleep." Draco/Astoria

Sequel to "Esmerelda's Choice." Jean-Claude Frollo has been struggling since his father's death. When he becomes inexplicably drawn to a Gypsy dancer, he discovers that, unfair as it is, the sins of the father are sometimes visited upon the son.

Marooned in Tortuga, the Preggers, er, Pirate King is entrusted to our two favorite rascals of the Caribbean for safe-keeping. But can the three of them survive the ordeal? A post AWE one-shot.

based on the Disney version. What if Esmerelda had chosen Frollo? Paris is still in chaos, and Esmerelda's daughter is becoming bored and disillusioned with the life that Frollo is forcing her to lead. Reviews appreciated!

As the ship sank, the band kept playing.

NOW COMPLETE! Troy's been sacked. Andromache & Paris have fled, but what does Fate have in store for them, and what do they discover about themselves along the way? Andromache x Eudorus primarily, Paris x Helen.

Complete. Arnold and his friends' first year at Hillwood High. Title inspired by The Verve Pipe.

Is it charm? Is it poise? No, it's Hairspray! A collection of vignettes about Baltimore's most musical residents.

Link has to get to Tracy before someone else does...

The discovery of an ancient royal coverup propels upon Jonathan a curse he didn’t know he was under thanks to the person he was in his pastlife, and by the fault of the sleezeball he is in this life, and his extracurricular activities...

After the fateful Quidditch match where Harry falls off his broom, Oliver can't help but be sad. This is his reflection of the match while he takes a shower after the game. Oneshot. No slash, pairings, or Sues. Not too angsty. Rated T for nudity.

Because behind every song, there's a story. A series of vignettes written for the iPod Challenge.

Eudorus discovers he has a chance at redemption for a past crime. Eudorus & OC. Other characters: Odysseus, Agamemnon, Patroclus, Achilles.

After years of drinking away this remarkable time, Louisa must pull from the depths of her heart the strength to begin anew so that she might see clearly the nature of man, warfare, and - unexpectedly - love. JeanOC CHAPTER 2 EDITED

Sirius Black probably never said more than a few words to me throughout all our time in Hogwarts, but I loved him. Oh, how I loved him. -- Of obsessive love, and a less-than-virtuous soul. -- Sirius/OC/Regulus

During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!

A series of ficlets of missing scenes from the movie from different points of view. Mostly focused on the relationship between Link and Tracy, also featuring Corny and Maybelle, with a dash of Penny and Seaweed.

HP/MST3K X-Over. What happens when Mike Nelson and his wise-cracking robot buddies get hold of the DVD of "Order of the Phoenix?" It gets the typical Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment, of course. A few suggestive mature themes.

Philostrate does and doesn't know what she wants. Philostrate/Flute, one-sided Philostrate/Demetrius

Another vintage piece featuring that rascal, Herlikin, wife to Clopin the King of Thunes. In this one, Herlikin goes up against a vicious and haughty Duchess, with devastating consequences. My favourite of these old stories! Warnings for mature themes.

Life in the Court of Miracles is boring! Herlikin is sick to tears of the same old routine. So why not stir up a little excitement? It has unexpected consequences. Another archived 1999 fic, complete with flaws, warts and all. :

One afternoon, on the streets of Paris, Clopin's shoes are muddied, much to his chagrin. But a poor gypsy can hardly afford new shoes - how shall he acquire a new pair? Another fic from 1999, flawed but with sentimental value.

The story of a young Romani girl betrothed to the King of Thunes, Clopin, and their life together. This story is positively ancient written in 1999 and has A LOT of flaws, but at readers' request I am archiving it here. Enjoy!

Following the birth of her son, Andromache receives a mildly disconcerting visit from her sisterinlaw Cassandra.

Cassandra tries her best to escape her fate, for all that she knows it's futile.

Tony's dumped the Jets, and there's a new PR in town... Riff's got a lot on his mind.

Because, technically, the first love letter that Solo wrote to Organa was blackmail. UPDATED. NO, SERIOUSLY.

AnybodysAction fluff. Title is based on a stage direction from the script.

In the Underworld, a different fate awaits Cassandra from the one she expects.

Olivia Barlow falls in love with Caledon Hockley and eventually marries him. She thinks she has found happiness but she soon finds out that some things are never as they seem.

Dionysus visits Cassandra when the city is close to falling.

Anybodys life isn't all fighting with Jets. She has a problem...a problem only her true courage, her true self, and her true friends can stop.

The future didn't turn out as planned. Adhemar married Jocelyn and she has died, leaving William Thatcher's son behind. Adhemar must decide where to go from here. Pairings are WillKate, AdhemarChristiana. COMPLETE

West Side Story - Schrank questions the Jets about the rumble, and the three deaths that occured as a result. Takes place literally right where the show ends.

Much Ado About Nothing. 'I have this twelvemonth been her bedfellow.'

In which Jonathan craves interaction with his nephew, Evelyn shouts, and Rick and Alex make cameo appearances.

An intensely psychological story about Rose's life after she flees her wedding to Cal.

Oneshot. Hector's wife, Andromache, finds it difficult to wear a certain mask. Andromache's POV. Some Homer details, but mainly movieverse.

Chapter 25 uploaded. Story Complete The aftermath of AKT. Adhemar and Christiana

After reading so many terrible Titanic fanfics, I made this little baby complete with many of the mistakes and idiotic plots i have found.

An account of the Fall of Troy, written as a screenplay for a music video. Primarily from the viewpoint of Cassandra. PG-13 for sex and violence. (And other things no good story is without)