September 3
Voldemort. Are You There?
Hello. Some of my blogs that I'm going to post is going to be about why I want to meet a specific person. So today's candidate is (drumroll) Voldemort A.K.A. the person who I've never had a civil conversation before. Hi there! I was wondering if you are: EvilVoldietheman cause if you are, you may have noticed that I was trying to sound nice. It's because (drumroll) I was wondering if I could go to your house and sleep over. Don't take the who situation wrong (and don't kill me while I'm there) but in second year…you thingy shadow preserved memory came out of that creepy diary thingy that I have no idea what the heck it is…anyways back to the point, your shadow thingy told me that we were very much alike soooo, I've been thinking: if I never had a sleepover, that means you didn't too! So, can I go over and sleep over?? Don't worry, Dumbles is block from here (I've put a hippo in the great hall and took out the giant squid and put it in his bathtub to keep him busy) So? Can I? Oh before you ask…I'm not going crazy and I do no (emphasis the not) need to go to the hospital. Thank you for the concern (if anyone was concerned…)
-Harry
Posted by Harrytheperson 5:02am
5 comments
MissBookieGirl: Are you suicidal?!? Why do you want to have a sleep over?
EvilVoldietheman: Hi Harry! A sleepover sounds like a good idea, but in order to keep my reputation, I'll have to invite my inner circle or all of them will be majorly pissed at me
CannonsRule: What the bloody hell do you think you are doing?
Gred&Forge: Hi Harrykins! Nice blog you have there, if you go to that sleepover, take some pictures for us!
Thegoodlookingguy: YAY! I get to go too! I love you Harry
September 4
Comment responses
MissBookieGirl: Hm…why do I want to sleep over? Probably because RON SNORES TOO LOUD!
EvilVoldietheman: Sure you can invite people! Is September 15 okay? Oh and I think one of your death eater have issues, he just declared that he loved me
CannonsRule: hi Ron, remember, I'm saying this because I care: you have a pathetic username…I mean CannonsRule? How pathetic... no offence though
Gred&Forge: Sure, But bye me a camera first
Thegoodlookingguy: Uh…do you have issues?
September 5
The stalking headmaster
I don't know if anyone noticed, but Dumbles the man who likes socks and lemon drops stalks me. It was so obvious when he: 1) put a tracking charm on me 2) put hidden cameras in the Gryffindor common room 3) started paying Cho to spy on me, oh and the most obvious one 4) Dressed completely in black and tried to hide behind a tree. Jeez, Dumbles have serious, no extremely serious issues. I mean WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM? Maybe I recommend a shrink for him; I found a business card in Malfoy Jr. Bag…
-Harry
Posted by Harrytheperson 8:48pm
3 comments
Thegoodlookingguy: Draco has a shrink?!? Oh Merlin…
MissBookieGirl: Why are you spreading these rumors about the Headmaster? He is a kind man like a grandfather to you!
EvilVoldietheman: Oh, you mean he didn't try to cling onto the ceiling and watch you when you shower? He did that to me… (shudders)
September 6
Comment Responses
Thegoodlookingguy: Why are you so surprised? It was pretty obvious he needed one
MissBookieGirl: Pft… Yeah Right, but if you're desperate: He's alll yours
EvilVoldietheman: That is just down right disturbing…(shudders) By the way, what did you do when you found out?
A/N: if you want to recommend stalking ideas for dumbles Please Review