A few facts you probably don't care about:

Name: Ashley A. (Last name classified)
Age: 19, born in 1990. Better believe I'm a 90's kid!
Location: I already gave you my real name and age, that's enough.
Email: Beachparrot08@
Link: /~ashleylarson
MSN/Windows Live Messenger: BeachParrot08@
Favorite Music: Just a hint of everything.
Top Three Books I've Read:
1. Tie between The Woods Are Dark by Richard Laymon and Ishmael by Daniel Quinn
2. Feed by Mira Grant
3. Plague of the Dead by Z.A. Recht
All for different reasons.

You Know You're a 90's Kid If (some of the less seen ones):

You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off". Of course.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school. I remember I had a purple Winnie the Pooh one.
You remember the craze then the banning of yo-yo's. I just recently tried to buy another one… They don’t work as well anymore.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together. MY OTP FOREVER!
You collected pokemon cards. Yeah… But only the original.
You played and or collected "Pogs". Hell yeah! Pogs were awesome!
You used to pretend to be a MIGHTY MORPHIN Power Ranger. I was always Kim. But I was Billy one Halloween when they were out of Kim. That’s right, I KNOW THEIR NAMES!
You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere. Yep… I always told my mom to feed it when I was at school and when I came home…it was dead.
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes. Guilty.
You know the Macarena by heart. I don’t even remember learning it but you better believe I know how to do it.
Bum Bags, or Fanny Pax whatever you called them. Guilty yet again.
2 words ... SPICE GIRLS... Now that brings back memories.
You've worn skorts and felt stylish. So is it bad that I still own one?
You got injured daily on a Slip 'n' Slide. I remember them before they had the stoppers at the end and we just went sliding straight into the mud puddle that waited at the end. Mom hated that. She also hated when there were like five people on it at once. I just recently got a Spider-Man one... and yes, I injured myself. My entire left side to be exact.
You are still wondering...WHERE IN THE FUCK IS CARMEN SAN DIEGO?? I’d love to know where she is! It’s like “Where’s Waldo?” He keeps disappearing! Just stay in one god damn place!
You owned a Skip-It I owned like three of ‘em! I always cheated too.
Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black …Oh god, now it's stuck in my head!
You settled everything by rock, paper, scissors OR Bubble Gum, Bubble Gum in a Dish… Bubble Gum was how we decided who was going to be the ghost in Ghost in the Graveyard
One word…Furbies. IT WOULDN’T SHUT UP! I put in the closet with the other ones and they started talking to each other in the middle of the night! God I loved it though.
You know what an original Walkman is. Yes. I still have mine. It's all I listen to.
When light up sneakers were cool. The first time I got mine, we went to go see a movie. Big mistake. I kept clicking my heels to make them light up.
You Wished You Could Stretch Like Lunette From The Big Comfy Couch I loved that show! I also remember Bananas in Pajamas.
You Always Dug To The Bottom Of The Box Rather Than Eating Your Way To The Cereal Prize. Hell yeah. Why wait! Just dive right in! It's even better if you make a mess!
You remember when Mortal Kombat Was "Da Bomb"! It still is! I own all of the games and the movies! Can’t wait for the third movie in 2010!

Random Quotes! Yay!

Me- Does this sentence make sense? "Real hate takes passion."?
Amanda- Yes.
Me- Good (big smile)
Amanda- Wait! No! Not good! Very bad!
-Note- She doesn't like Zutara and this was the quote I used for my fanfic "Hate". She wasn't happy that I tricked her.

Me- You son of a box!
Amanda- You Betty!
Me- You normal person!
Amanda- (Gasp!) That was uncalled for!

Dad- (singing) Spiderman Spiderman does whatever a spider can. Spins a web any size. Catches thieves just like flies. Look out! Here comes the Spiderman!
Me- How is it you can remember that, but you can't remember the words to Jingle Bells?

Me- Rogan?! No! Done! Sailed! Then Sank! Do not raise it from the depths Davy Jones!
-Note- Rogan is a ship me and my friend made up for me and my ex-boyfriend. His name being Logan and my friend says I'm like Rogue so we stole the pairing name lol

My Teacher- It is against the law to give cruel and unusual punishment.
Me- Then why do we still have homework?

Jason- I know Ashley would like that, sending all the idiots to the moon.
Me- Yeah but then there'd be no one here.

Dad- What do I get your mom for our anniversary? She banned me from getting her jewelery.
Me- Get her something sweet.
Dad- Like a stripper?
Me- No Dad, that's creepy.
-Note- My dad WAS joking.

Alex- I don't know how to convert centimeters into meters!
Me- I only know there are 3 feet in a yard and 12 inches in a foot...There are 12, right?

Alex- Silence is golden but duct tape comes in many colors.

Mom- (angry) Mike!
Dad- I was going to take care of it in the morning.
Me- What'd you do?
Dad- I don't know but I could probably do it in the morning.

Me- So I can't have friends who are boys?
Dad- Right.
Me- So I can't have a life then.
Dad- No you can have a life just as long as I don't know about it.
Me- So basically you just gave me permission to do anything I want just as long as you don't know about it.
Mom- Um I vito this rule!

Brandy- Hey you guys take these inside. I have to go get some balls...That didn't come out right!
Barb- I thought you meant to say it like that.
Me- Yeah me too.
Brandy- Greeaat!

Mom-(While picking me up from the movies with Kenny and Logan)- So where's Kenny?
Me- Inside. What? Did you expect him to walk me to the car?... DON'T ANSWER THAT!

Me- Why is there this little door in the refridgerator? It's very annoying.
Dad- Because it's refridgerating that part of the fridge.
Me- Dad...It's a fridge.. The ENTIRE THING is refridgerated!

Me- I've learned that the people who truly care about you threaten to kill your boyfriend, or at least brake his knee caps.

Me- (My brother just handed me the longest receipt ever from the store) Did you leave anything in the store?
Jason- Hey, we needed everything on there.
Me- Popsicles?
Jason- I have never seen a grown man stand in the frozen section, stomp his feet, and whine 'I want fudgsicles!' until today.

Kenny- Transformers! The snack that smiles back!

Me- You know you like it.
Amanda- No! I refuse! No Zutara!
Me- Well you're not a Kataanger and you secretly love Zutara.
Amanda- I'm on my own little life raft in the middle!
Me- Yes. The Zutarian ship's life raft.
Amanda- No! I scratched off the name and put Jetara!
Me- We're slowly pulling you closer to us in your sleep. You'll be here soon enough.
Amanda- I REFUSE! NOOOO!

Amanda- I'm going to have pudding.
Me- Pudding Man! Man of pudding! Man Pudding!...Wait what? No EWWW!

Amanda- I made you forget about the snake. OH WAIT! NO I DIDN'T!
Me- (Falls off of my bed laughing) I was just thinking that right before you said it! (Rolls on the floor laughing, litterally)
-Note- Inside joke... Very much an inside joke...

Mom- (Talking on the phone to me) So is everything okay?
Me- No. The hotel room set on fire and now me and Amanda are about to jump off of the balcony.
Mom- You shit.
Me- Yes mother. Love you too.

Me- (Kinda out of it) I'm going to throw this tree at this rock!
Amanda- Wait? What?!

Amanda- (Throws head on my shoulder and cries) I'm a Zutarian! Waaa!
Me- (Jumps up off of the couch and does happy dance) Oh yeah! Oh yeah! She said it!
-Note- This was during the Maiko moment in the Season 3 Premiere and she's been in denial since like Seaosn 1

Kid in my Chem Class- But isn't that dangerous
Teacher- Yes, but that's why we only use a little, so an explosion will only take of one arm, not both arms and your head.

Film Teacher- Would you guys like to work in pairs? I mean who do you play with after school?
Max- Myself.

Jason- So why are you going to San Diego?
Me- Comic-Con July 2008
Jason- Ah. So what are you guys dressing up as?
Me- Different themes each day. One's X-Men, another's Mortal Kombat...
Jason- (Wide eyed) I was kidding.

Dad- A lot of people know about this Comic Conny thing.
Me- Yeah Dad.
Dad- You're not as weird as I thought you were.

Teacher- What's something your not looking foward to in the future?
Nigam- My kids.

Me- (Kinda out of it again) Do you mind if I hit this over the head with you?
Amanda- Wait? Huh? Say that again?

Random Drabbles/Fanfiction Updates

4/27/08 7:20 P.M.
If you haven't figured it out yet, I've basically stopped writing fanfiction. I'll probably only throw in a one-shot here and there from now on. I really need to focus more on my school work and such right now and I've started making music videos in my spare time. Plus I really want to spend my extra time on the novel I'm working on. I'm trying to put some serious effort into it. I'm sorry about not finishing three of my chapter stories over the years. Hopefully something like that won't happen with my own novels and such.

6/27/10 3:47 P.M.
Wow... I haven't been on here in a while. Well... signed in that is. I've been reading constantly but I haven't actually signed in. I think I might have a new story to put up too. I've been writing so much of my own stuff that I haven't had time to write fanfics but now since I'm having a spout of writers block I figure maybe I'll jump back into my "roots" for a bit. It's always fun to play with premade characters.