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Tarryn. Twenty one. Female.

I’ve been writing fanfiction since November 2006. I’ve gone through many a hiatus and am currently experiencing a two year long writer’s block. But my heart never leaves this place.

Cheesy, I know.

I love writing and reading. I own thousands of books. It’s incredible and terrifying.

I love hearing from you guys. Review and message me. It makes me feel so special

Fanfiction trailer for A Different Perspective, on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AEUYyotzfc

Current Obsessive Ships:

Teen Wolf:

Stiles/Derek, Scott/Isaac, Scott/Allison

Life with Derek:
Derek/Casey, Casey/Ralph, Casey/Noel, Lizzie/Edwin, Derek/Sam

The Vampire Diaries:
Stefan/Caroline, Damon/Elena ,Jeremy/Anna, Jenna/Alaric

New Girl:
Nick/Jess, Schmidt/Jess

Supernatural:
Dean/Castiel

Glee:
Rachel/Puck, Rachel/Finn, Rachel/Jesse, Sam/Kurt

True Blood:
Sookie/Eric, Sookie/Alcide, Sookie/Sam

Dawson’s Creek:
Joey/Pacey

Veronica Mars:
Veronica/Logan

The Mediator:
Susannah/Jesse, Susannah/Paul, Susannah/Adam

Harry Potter:
Hermione/Draco, Hermione/Fred, Hermione/Harry, Harry/Draco

My all time favorite review.

Sharada
i thin that you have a really strong story goin g on and it is ready to end but
i also think that you should either write an aftermath or a sequel to give the
readers closure... or i will take a lava lamp outside your house turn it on
attract hundreds of hippies and start a jam sesh complete with weed bad music
and anti corperation poetry. the hippies will be so thick you will only have one
option to get away from the hippie stench and pot smoke...stay indoors and write
a sequel.

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A Revised Version of My Hilarious Real Life Quotes:

(Me and Ernesto looking at the fish tanks in Petco.)
(Me) "How come that fish is upside down and floating on top of that fish?"
(Silence.)
(Ernesto) "Tarryn. That's the fishes reflection."

(Me and Katie to our friend Tony)
(Katie) "Tony, you know how many states there are right?"
(Tony) "Yeah, like 50, right?"
(Tony's not alwasy the brightest crayon in the box, so we wanted to mess with him.)
(Me) "No, Tony. There are 48 states."
(Tony thinks.)
(Katie) "Really. Didn't you know that? Alaska declared independance, and now it is it's own country."
(Me) "And Japan bought Hawaii. Didn't you know that?"
(Tony) "No. No, of course I knew that! Gosh. I just didn't know Alaska declared independance..."

(A week later, he found a map of the United States and counted them to see if we were lying or not. ...He counted 52 states.)

(Battle of the Books Elective. I let Tony borrow my book list so he could go check out a book. Then he comes back into the room, holding the list.)
(Tony) "Hey, I just wanted to know how you say that." (He pointed at a word on the list.)
(Silence)
(Me) "Tony. That says Beanstalk."

(Tony at a computer)
(Tony) "Hey, where's the question mark?"
(Silence as I stare at him)
(Me) "It's right there."
(Tony pushes they key.)
(Tony) "No. That makes a slash."
(Me) "Tony, push shift!"
(Tony pushes shift.)
(Tony) "I don't get it."
(Me) "Push shift and the question key at the same time Tony!!"
(Tony pushes both keys resulting with a question mark.)
(Tony) "I knew that. I just...forgot."

(Me to Tony)
(Me) "Tony, spell 'intuition'."
(Tony) "E-"
(Me) "No."
(Tony) "...A?"
(Me) "Dear Lord."

(In Choir watching Brittany eat something)
(Me to Diana) "Hey, I have Star Crunch."
(I begin to get my backpack, and then gasp.)
(Me) "I HAVE STAR CRUNCH!"
(Quickly grab my backpack and hug it.)
-Now that I've written this, I must eat a Star Crunch.-

(Aida) "I wanted to make a souffle, but then I realized that I don't know how."
(Me) I don't even know what a souffle is."
(Aida) "I also heard the word condoleezza rice, and I wanted to make that, too."
(Me) "Um, hun, Condoleezza Rice is a person."

(Random conversation in NJHS)
(Ms. LaPine) "That's irrelevent."
(Katie) "What does irrelevent mean?"
(Ms. LaPine) "It doesn't matter."
(Katie) "But what does it mean?"
(Ms. LaPine) "It doesn't matter."
(Katie) "But it kind of does matter, because I want to know what it means."
(Ms. LaPine gives a pitying look.)
(Ms. LaPine) "Sweetie, irrelevent means that it doesn't matter."
(Me) "Yeah, way to go Ms. NJHS member."

(Anthone to me)
(Anthone) "You're Tarryn 1."
(Me) "I don't want to be Tarryn 1."
(Anthone) "Fine."
(Anthone points at Ivette.) "You're Tarryn 1."
(Me) "No, make Maricarmen Tarryn 1."
(Anthone sighs)
(Anthone) "Fine, Maricarmen, you're Tarryn 1. Jessica, you're Tarryn 2, Ivette, you're Tarryn 3."
(Anthone looks at me) "Happy?"
(Me) "Who am I?"
(Anthone) "You're Chocolate Thunder."
(I shout)
(Me) "WHOOO, I'M CHOCOLATE THUNDER!"

(Keith shows me his id picture)
(Me) "Dude, it looks like you just got violated in a closet."

(Keith) "I'm hungry."
(Me) "I'm sorry."
(Keith) "I'm Jesus. Why are they treating Jesus like this?"

(Keith) "I'm Jesus."
(I nod)
(Keith) "Who wants to meet baby Jesus?"
(Me) "No, please, no!"

(After telling more people at school about the infamous 'Tony and the 48 States Story' -see above' me, Ernesto, and Anthone go up to Tony.)

(Me) "Tony, how many states are there?"
(Tony looks at me suspiciously)
(Tony) "Ah, you're not tricking me again. There are 50."
(Ernesto shakes his head)
(Anthone) "God, dude."
(Tony) "What?"
(Anthone) "There are 49 states."
(Ernesto) "Canada bought Alaska, dude."
(Tony) "Wait, what?"
(Me) "Nuh uh!"
(Ernesto and Anthone try and get me to shut up because they want to trick them."
(Me) "Tony, don't listen to them. They're trying to mess with you...You see, Canada DID buy Alaska, but then there was this whole Revolution so they DID declare independence."
(Tony ponders on this)
(Tony) "So...that makes 49 states plus Hawaii makes 50?"
(Me) "Um...yeah Tony. That's exactly right."
(Tony) "Oh. Okay, that makes sense. Thanks."
(Tony glares at Ernesto and Anthone accusingly.)
(Tony to the guys) "Trying to mess with me. You guys suck."
(Tony shakes his head and walks away. Me, Ernesto and Anthone burst into laughter.)

(Keith takes my eraser that I had written 'Chocolate Thunder on it)
(Me) "Give it back!"
(Keith) "Hold on."
(Keith writes on my eraser)
(Me) "KEITH!"
(Keith) "Okay, okay, here."
(Keith throws the eraser at me.)
(I look down at it. 'Ass' is now written between Chocolate and Thunder.)
(I glare at Keith and he laughs)
(Keith) "Chocolate Ass Thunder. It just flows, doesn't it? Hey, I'm gonna call you CAT!"

(Job sits in the empty seat next to me and I glare at him)
(Job) "What?"
(Me) "You just sat on Hobo Bob."
(Job) "What?"
(Me) "HOBO BOB!"
(I point at the desk where I had previously written 'Hobo Bob' there days before.)

(On the phone with Lena while she's babysitting her mom's boyfriend's four year old nephew)
(Lena) "Tarryn, hold on."
(Lena talking to the four year old) "Hey, you know what? When someone knocks on the door, open it. Maybe it will be a stanger, and they will take you away!"

(Walking in front of Wal-Mart with Sheldon, some random guy who is smoking passes us and his smoke blows straight in my face)
Me) "Hey! Second hand smoke kills, you know!"
(Guy turns to glare at me) "Not in your lifetime."
(As he's walking away he mumbles) "Stupid ho."
(I am strangely proud of this situation =)

(On the phone with Tony, who is trying to convince me that I should smoke weed with him)
(Tony) "Look, come on. Weed isn't bad. I mean, it's just a plant. You could see it while you're walking and say 'Aww, look at the pretty plant. It's so beautiful! Let's smoke it!"

(Lena) "Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. They locked a room with rats. They locked me in rubber room with rats. They locked me in a rubber room with rubber rats! I HATE RATS! THEY DRIVE ME CRAZY! Crazy? I was crazy once..."

(Lena) "I could totally have a conversation with a congress person and be all, 'Why are marshmallows white? That's discrimination!' They'd say something like, 'Well, we could burn them to be black' and I'd say, 'Are you saying we should BURN BLACK PEOPLE??'."

(Mr. Sloekers, World History Teacher) "My rights end where another persons face begins."

(Carolina) "I will attack you!"
(Me) "That's not very loving!"
(Carolina) "With hugs...around your neck."

(Joseph) "Yup. Love me and leave me. That's the story of my life. But that won't happen again, you see, cause I bought a butcher knife!"

(Mr. Caldwell, U.S. History Teacher) "Say if someone starts something with you while you're in a car. If you have a gun, say something back. If you don't have a gun, you drive on!"

(Mr. Turoczy, Algebra 3-4 Teacher) "If you're not copying, you're not trying!"

(Mr. Turoczy, Algebra 3-4 Teacher) "Just because it's prejudice doesn't mean it's not right."

(Watching Lost with Lena and a bird flys by in the jungle)
(Lena) "What is this? Flying animals now?"
(Me) "It's called a bird..."

(Me and Lena watching Sonny with a Chance waiting for Sonny and Chad to kiss for the first time)
(Me) "There's not going to be a kiss!"
(Lena) "Have faith! Have faith! Have faith!"
(Episode ends with no kiss)
(Lena) "NO! THERE IS NO GOD!"

(Diana) "I swear, a tree walked into me."

(Cedric talking about being at Denny's at like 5 a.m.)
(Cedric) "I ordered orange juice. They gave me a fork...it confused the hell outta me!"

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