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 Author has written 16 stories for Lab Rats, 2012, Ninjago, Star Wars, Despicable Me, Harry Potter, Elephant Princess, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Misc. Cartoons, and Kickin' It. "Makeup (New version)" You caught my eye, when I walked by. Tension from the way you move, your heart is bruised. We sit and laugh, it's all an act. The lies they seep through You're such a fool As makeup runs down your cheeks, you found that you are lost again. Try to make your way back home. Found that you're alone. Put on your dress, and look your best Let this be your night. We'll laugh and die. So drink it down, you need this now. Make the pain go away, I can't be saved. As makeup runs down your cheeks, You found that you are lost again. Try and make your way back home, Found that you're alone. Fall down, Searching for the perfect place for you to lose it all again. Slow down, Keep it at a steady pace, as i watch you fade away. As makeup runs down your cheeks, You found that you are lost again. Try to make your way back home, Found that you're alone. As make up runs down your cheeks, You found that you are lost again. Try to make your way back home, Found that you're alone. "AFTER THE BLACKOUT LYRICS" After the Blackout there was darkness in the streets The only light for miles and miles shined ar-ti-fi-cia-lly. It looks like tech this time No way to mask the lack of spine Don't mess with Ninjago cause we'll get you every time. (GET YOU EVERYTIME) AND THE LIGHTS CAME ON BRIGHTER THAN EVER BEFORE CAN YOU SEE THEM SHINE GO NINJA Go, go nin-ja. WON'T LET THEM FADE This city's made for much more Gotta hear us shout! GO NINJA Go, go nin-ja. Go, go nin-ja go, go nin-ja go, go nin-ja STOP GO Go, go nin-ja go, go nin-ja go, go nin-ja NINJA-GO! Go, go nin-ja go, go nin-ja go, go nin-ja LIGHT UP Go, go ninja go, go ninja go, go ninja NINJA-GO AFTER THE BLACKOUT I could finally see I knew the day would go and I would defend my home city It look's like now's the time That we should stand up for the fight THIS BLACKOUT'S OVER AND I'M READY FOR THE LIGHT HEY! THEN THE LIGHTS CAME ON- BRIGHTER THAN EVER BE-FOOORE CAN YOU SEE THEM - SHINE? GO, NINJA, GO, GO NINJA WON'T LET THEM FADE This city's meant for much mo - o - ore. GOTTA HEAR US SHOUT GO, NINJA, GO, GO NINJA Go, go ninja go, go ninja go, go ninja STOP - GO Go, go NIN-JA Go, go NIN-JA Go, go NIN-JA NINJA-GO Go, go ninja go, go ninja go, go ninja LIGHT - UP Go, go ninja go, go ninja go, go ninja NINJA-GO! Ninja, ninja, ninja, ninja ninja, ninja, ninja, ninja ninja, ninja, ninja, ninja ninja, ninja, ninja, ninja After the blackout (After the blackout) After the blackout AFTER THE BLACKOUT ARE YOU READY FOR THE LIGHT? THEN THE LIGHTS CAME ON BRIGHTER THAN EVER BE-FO-O-ORE CAN YOU SEE THEM SHINE? GO NINJA, GO GO NINJA WON'T LET THEM FADE THIS CITY'S MEANT FOR MUCH MO-O-O-RE GOTTA HEAR US SHOUT GO NINJA, GO, GO, NINJA GO GO NINJA GO GO NINJA GO GO NINJA STOP - GO GO GO NINJA GO GO NINJA GO GO NINJA NINJA-GO! GO GO NINJA GO GO NINJA GO GO NINJA LI-I-I-GHT UP! GO GO NINJA GO GO NINJA GO GO NINJA NINJA-GO! "Holiday" Say, hey! Hear the sound of the falling rain Coming down like an Armageddon flame (Hey!) The shame The ones who died without a name Hear the dogs howling out of key To a hymn called "Faith and Misery" (Hey!) And bleed, the company lost the war today I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies This is the dawning of the rest of our lives On holiday Hear the drum pounding out of time Another protester has crossed the line (Hey!) To find, the money's on the other side Can I get another Amen? (Amen!) There's a flag wrapped around a score of men (Hey!) A gag, a plastic bag on a monument I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies This is the dawning of the rest of our lives On holiday (Hey!) (Say, hey!) "The representative from California has the floor" Zieg Heil to the president Gasman Bombs away is your punishment Pulverize the Eiffel towers Who criticize your government Bang bang goes the broken glass and Kill all the fags that don't agree Trials by fire, setting fire Is not a way that's meant for me Just cause (hey, hey, hey), just cause, because we're outlaws yeah! I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies This is the dawning of the rest of our lives I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies This is the dawning of the rest of our lives This is our lives on holiday "Are You Happy Now?" She stood out in the crowd, was a little too loud But that's why we love her She's not like other girls She could have conquered the world Until you broke her down Are you happy now That she's on the ground? And do you realize the words you say make bruises that don't fade away Are you happy now That you've brought her down? And she's thinking that she won't fit in 'Cause you said something's wrong with her Are you happy now? He liked science not sports He knew what he stood for He's not like you, you don't like that 15 years down the road He could be everything that you won't But right now you're breaking him down Are you happy now That he's on the ground? And do you realize the words you say make bruises that don't fade away Are you happy now That you've brought him down? And he's thinking that he won't fit in 'Cause you said something's wrong with him Are you happy now? I've heard that it was done to you Is that why you do what you do? Well that's no excuse, no And if it felt like hell to you Then why'd you want to put them through what hurt you? Are you happy now That you've brought them down? I-I-I I don't think so Are you happy now That they're on the ground? And do you realize the words you say make bruises that don't fade away Are you happy now That you've brought them down? And they're thinking that they won't fit in 'Cause you said something's wrong with them Are you happy now? Are you happy now? Are you happy now? "My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light 'em up)" Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa. Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa. B-B-B-Be careful making wishes in the dark, dark Can't be sure when they've hit their mark And besides in the mean, mean time I'm just dreaming of tearing you apart I'm in the de-details with the devil So now the world can never get me on my level I just gotta get you off the cage I'm a young lover's rage Gonna need a spark to ignite My songs know what you did in the dark So light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up I'm on fire So light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up I'm on fire Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa. In the dark, dark Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa. In the dark, dark All the writers keep writing what they write Somewhere another pretty vein just dies I've got the scars from tomorrow and I wish you could see That you’re the antidote to everything except for me, me A constellation of tears on your lashes Burn everything you love, then burn the ashes In the end everything collides My childhood spat back out the monster that you see My songs know what you did in the dark So light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up I'm on fire So light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up I'm on fire Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa. In the dark, dark Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa. In the dark, dark My songs know what you did in the dark (My songs know what you did in the dark) So light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up I'm on fire So light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up Light 'em up, up, up I'm on fire Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa. In the dark, dark Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa. In the dark, dark Oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa, oh, oh, whoa. "Just Dance" A RedOne, Konvict GaGa, oh-oh, eh I've had a little bit too much, much All of the people start to rush, start to rush by How does he twist the dance? Can't find a drink, oh man Where are my keys? I lost my phone, phone What's going on on the floor? I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore Keep it cool, what's the name of this club? I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance Wish I could shut my playboy mouth, oh oh oh-oh How'd I turn my shirt inside out? Inside outright Control your poison babe, roses have thorns they say And we're all getting hosed tonight, oh oh oh-oh What's going on on the floor? I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore Keep it cool, what's the name of this club? I can't remember but it's alright, a-alright Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance Dance, dance, just, j-j-just When I come through on the dance floor checkin' out that catalog Can't believe my eyes, so many women without a flaw And I ain't gon' give it up, steady tryin' to pick it up like a car I'ma hit it, I'ma hit it and flex and do it until tomorr' yeah Shorty I can see that you got so much energy The way you're twirlin' up them hips 'round and 'round And now there's no reason at all why you can't leave here with me In the meantime stay and let me watch you break it down And dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance Woo! Let's go! Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic Got my blueprint, it's symphonic Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic Got my blueprint electronic Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic Got my blueprint, it's symphonic Half psychotic, sick, hypnotic Got my blueprint electronic Go! Use your muscle, carve it out, work it, hustle I got it, just stay close enough to get it Don't slow! Drive it, clean it, lights out, bleed it Spend the lasto (I got it) In your pocko (I got it) Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, gonna be okay, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, spin that record babe, da da doo-doo-mmm Just dance, gonna be okay, d-d-d-dance Dance, dance, just, j-j-just dance "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" Show me how to lie You’re getting better all the time And turning all against the one Is an art that’s hard to teach Another clever word Sets off an unsuspecting herd And as you step back into line A mob jumps to their feet Now dance, fucker, dance Man, he never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you And now you steal away Take him out today Nice work you did You’re gonna go far, kid With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives Slowly out of line And drifting closer in your sights So play it out I’m wide awake It’s a scene about me There’s something in your way And now someone is gonna pay And if you can’t get what you want Well it’s all because of me Now dance, fucker, dance Man, I never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you And now you’ll lead the way Show the light of day Nice work you did You’re gonna go far, kid Trust, deceived! With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives Now dance, fucker, dance He never had a chance And no one even knew It was really only you So dance, fucker, dance I never had a chance It was really only you With a thousand lies And a good disguise Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives Clever alibis Lord of the flies Hit ‘em right between the eyes Hit ‘em right between the eyes When you walk away Nothing more to say See the lightning in your eyes See ‘em running for their lives "How To Save A Life" Step one, you say, "We need to talk." He walks, you say, "Sit down. It's just a talk." He smiles politely back at you You stare politely right on through Some sort of window to your right As he goes left and you stay right Between the lines of fear and blame You begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Let him know that you know best 'Cause after all you do know best Try to slip past his defence Without granting innocence Lay down a list of what is wrong The things you've told him all along Pray to God, he hears you And I pray to God, he hears you And where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life As he begins to raise his voice You lower yours and grant him one last choice Drive until you lose the road Or break with the ones you've followed He will do one of two things He will admit to everything Or he'll say he's just not the same And you'll begin to wonder why you came Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life How to save a life How to save a life Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend Somewhere along in the bitterness And I would have stayed up with you all night Had I known how to save a life How to save a life How to save a life "Courage" I told another lie today And I got through this day No one saw through my games I know the right words to say Like "I don't feel well," "I ate before I came" Then someone tells me how good I look And for a moment, for a moment I am happy But when I'm alone, no one hears me cry I need you to know I'm not through the night Some days I'm still fighting to walk towards the light I need you to know That we'll be OK Together we can make it through another day I don't know the first time I felt unbeautiful The day I chose not to eat What I do know is how I've changed my life forever I know I should know better There are days when I'm OK And for a moment, for a moment I find hope But there are days when I'm not OK And I need your help So I'm letting go I need you to know I'm not through the night Some days I'm still fighting to walk towards the light I need you to know That we'll be OK Together we can make it through another day You should know you're not on your own These secrets are walls that keep us alone I don't know when but I know now Together we'll make it through somehow (together we'll make it through somehow) I need you to know I'm not through the night Some days I'm still fighting to walk towards the light I need you to know That we'll be OK Together we can make it through another day The Ninjago Kindness Promise I promise that I will never be mean. I will help others, no matter what. I will not be a bully, I will stand up to them for those who are afraid We will be strong like Cole. We will be smart like Zane. We will be loyal like Kai. We will be funny like Jay. You've brought us down. Never again, will someone feel pain. I will fight for my city, friends, family, and those who can't fight. I will stand up to evil, hate, and bullies. We are ninja. We are strong, and always will be. This is a promise that we will keep until the day we die. Will you keep this promise, and help those who have less than you? If you made this promise, then PM me, and I'll add your name to this list. I bet that most of you won't make this promise. Those of you who do, then be proud.
Sometimes I wonder, 'Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?' And then I get hit in the face. "Honestly officer, I swear to drunk, I'm not god!" Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. At my lemonade stand, I used to give away the first glass free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over. Never take life seriously. Nobody stays alive anyway. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground, and miss. "A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking." War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back. The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it? Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3? The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. You call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a female dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are nature and everything in nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment. When nothing goes right, go left. The guy who said "Nothing is impossible" has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer "Where to begin?" Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. Why does George Lucas keep tricking us into thinking Ahsoka's going to die? If you wonder the same, copy and paste this onto your profile. An old lady is lost at the train station and she calls over someone to help her. she says, "can you get me to station 10?" the person says, "well, if you go left, you'll be right." she starts hitting him with her cane and says, "don't get smart with me!" and he says, "okay, but if you go right, you'll be left." If corn oil is made from corn and olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from? If a fly has no wings, is it considered a walk? If you hit a homerun, but die before you get to home base, does it still count? If a guy with no legs gets a full body massage, is it half off? If the Jaguars are known as the Jags and the Patriots are known as the Pats, then what are the Titans known as? If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? If someone with multiple personalities kills himself, is it considered homicide? If the Sabith is the holy day of rest, how come church start so early in the morning? You make fun of her because she's so tall. She can't help it. You say that he has a big nose. What's he supposed to do, get a nose job? You say that she's anorexic. You'd look skinny too if your family couldn't afford enough food. You say that she's ugly. At least she's kind, and not a bully. We were all born a certain way. We shouldn't feel embarrassed, or bad about it. We should celebrate who we are. We're all beautiful on the inside.
Maybe he's just SHY. You called her FAT. She has a rare DISEASE that she was born with. You said that she's a SLUT. She has to WORK every night to support her FAMILY. You called that old man UGLY because he had so many SCARS. Did you know he FOUGHT for our COUNTRY and out LIVES? You CRITICIZE the way they DRESS. Who are you, telling them what to WEAR? You called him EMO. He had a hard PAST. You said she was DIRTY. She showers once A WEEK to save water and money. You called him MEAN. He just DONATED 10,000 dollars to a CHARITY for the HOMELESS. Every time you say something MEAN about someone, it breaks them DOWN. You THINK you KNOW THEM. Well, you DON'T. Call me a WUSS, well, I don't CARE. That's just making YOU MEANER. You say she's FAT. I say she's SKINNY. You say she's UGLY. I say she's PRETTY. You say she's DUMB. I say she's SMART. You say she's POOR. I say she's RICH, and you just don't know it. You say I'm GAY, and a FREAK. I say I'm STRAIGHT, and just DIFFERENT. BULLIES AREN'T TOLERATED IN LIFE. JUST SHUT UP, AND LEAVE THE POOR KIDS ALONE! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM. BUT I DO KNOW ONE THING THAT ALL BULLIED KIDS HAVE IN COMMON. THEY ALL HURT ON THE INSIDE. Some words of wisdom: Killers stab you in the head. Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart. 99.9% of girls would die if Justin Bieber went missing. If you are the remaining .1% that would be poking your prisoner with a metal stick put this on your profile (Yeah! I hate Bieber.) Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heartbeat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though. It is so nice and warm in here. Month Three You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad, too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it soon enough. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it, too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. If you're against abortion, re-post this Things To Do At Hometown Buffet! 1. Throw food in the wrong compartments. 2. Pour all of the soups in one container. 3. Lick all of the silverware. 4. Set up all of the 'Caution, Wet Floor' signs. 5. Eat really slopily and grossly. 6. Chew with your mouth open when people are present. 7. Randomly throw food onto other people's plates. 8. Get a cup, and get all of the soda flavors into it. 9. Make a mess in the dessert isle. 10. START A FOOD FIGHT!!!!! Copy and paste if you have ever done any of these things, or are planning to. Got this from: MusicAngel98 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART! (I would love to do) 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. I AM A PERSON IN THIS WORLD AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING Karma's a bitch, payback's a bitch, and life's a bitch I have a lot going on in my life. Sooner or later I'll go on hiatus for at least a week, or more. Don't expect anything during hiatus. Duh. I'll go type something up now I make lots of enemies in life, because that's what of the reasons people were put on Earth: to make friends and enemies. I can make as many enemies as I want, because there's really kind of a "limit." Supposedly the human brain can only manage one hundred fifty relationships at once. FanFiction Dictionary OC: Original Character OOC: Out of Character Mary Sue: The perfect female that everyone falls in love with Gary Stu: The perfect male that everyone falls in love with Drabble: A short work of fiction usually under 500 words One-shot, two-shot, etc: One chapter, two chapters only, respectively (:) Cookie. Given to good reviewers Review: A comment about a work of fiction that can praise the work or criticize it. How much am I worth? Natural Hair Color: [x]Brown with natural lighter streaks from the sun - $125 [ ]Blonde - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] Other - $75 Total: $125 Eye Color: Brown - $50 [x] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [ ] Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 [ ] Total so far: $175 Height: [ ] Over 7′ - $200 [ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175 [ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$ [ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75 [ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85 [x] under 5'4 0$ Total so far: $175 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Total so far: $275 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ] First born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [ ]Second born - $150 [x] Middle child - $100 [ ] Last Born - $100 [ ] Third born - $550 [ ] Fourth born - $300 [ ] Fifth born - $400 [ ] Sixth born -$215 Total so far: $375 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] Only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [x] No - $600 Total so far: $975 Vision? [ ] perfect vision - $400 [ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200 [ ] No correction - $100 [x] Glasses - $50 [ ] Contacts - $25 [ ] Surgical correction - $100 Total so far: $1025 Shoe Size: [ ] 13 - $300 [ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ] 11 to 12 - $400 [ ] 7 to 10 - $500 [X] Under 7- $450 Total so far: $1475 Favorite Colors (multiple): [x] Green - $750 [ ] Red - $600 [x] Black - $100 [ ] Yellow -$475 [ ] Brown - $300 [x] Purple - $225 [ ] White - $400 [x] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [x] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [x] Other - $500 Total: $3700 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? Yes - $0 [ ] Nope -$1000 ] some - 750 [x] Final Total: $4,450. Welp, I'm not worth much. I LOVE TO EAT, so I MUST be fat. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be alone in life. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem I'm A LONE WOLF, so I MUST hate talking to people, and contact with them. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I LOVE AND DO KARATE, so I MUST be violent. I LOVE SPORTS, so I MUST be a dumb jock. I'm A TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian (False!!!!) Repost this if u hate stereo types I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one won't give up Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of u won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics. I'm the girl who every no's her name, for good or for bad. I'm the girl that if you call my friend a brat i WILL say something. I'm the girl that will slap you if you push me. I'm the girl that speaks my mind, whether you like it or not. I'm the girl that you don't wanna be on her bad side. I'm the girl that doesn't take crap from anyone. BUT i''m also the girl that carries a book in her purse. I'm the girl who thinks boys aren't worth my heart, because who gives away their heart to be broken? NAILED IT! -puts on sunglasses epicly and background explodes- 1. Hold your breath 2. Go to your profile and add this 3. Still holding your breath 4. If you made it, your a good kisser So, so true: Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes. The girl you just called fat? She's in a coma after ODing on pills. Repost if you are against bullying. I bet 99% of you won't, but repost this if you are the 1% with a heart. Pick your birth month JANUARY: FEBRUARY: MARCH: APRIL: MAY: JUNE: JULY: AUGUST: SEPTEMBER: OCTOBER: NOVEMBER: DECEMBER: A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? I'm not a perfect girl. Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when you're in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his friends, who thinks you're beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER! FRIENDS vs. BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella. FRIENDS: Never asks for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) (never drinking in my life so HAHA suckers) FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter. (May already have this posted...) Lets see how stupid we all are (I have done it when it's in bold) (Want to do it when in italics) 1 . Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Have gotten caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17. Have had the juice from a cherry tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 mins to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else. 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was on 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jamb 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth 101. Didn't realize that numbers 13 and 59 were skipped - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday just to wish her the best birthday ever - Randomly tell her how grateful you are to have her in your life - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Tease her and let her tease you back. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is, "Who's ass am I kicking?" as you embrace her protectively. I'm skinny, so I must not eat. I have a few best friends, so I'm a loner. I'm blonde, so I must be preppy and stupid. I care about my grades, so I'm a nerd. I like to make people happy, so I'm a suckup. I like to watch T.V and sleep, so I'm lazy. I like to run, so I must be a health freak. I like to relax, so I'm not responsible. I am loud, so I must obnoxious. I like to eat, so I must be fat. I like to have fun, so I must be childish. I cry and breakdown, inside and out, so I must be a wimp. I don't tell people eveything, so I'm a liar. I stand up for my friends and I, so I must be mean and bossy. I have insecurities, so I must not like myself. How about you stop stereotyping? No one is perfect. Everyone has their days, and some people have a breaking point. Stop judging people before you even know them. Skye: Do I ever cross your mind? Ward: No Skye: Do you like me? Ward: No Skye: Do you want me? Ward: No Skye: Would you cry if I left? Ward: No Skye: Would you live for me? Ward: No Skye: Would you do anything for me? Ward: No Skye: Choose: me or your life Ward: My life Skye runs away in shock and pain and Ward runs after her and says... Ward: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you.The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life If you post this in the next 4 minutes you crush will: Call you. Kiss you. Love you.Text you. This game has a funny/spooky outcome Try Not to Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... I'm me A weird person More like a unique person Who's not afraid to be themself How do I not fit in, then? Oh, that's right I'm me A weird person More like a person no one understands I am who I am. Everyone is special and different in their own way. So don't worry about fitting in! Unloved by her family, rejected by her "friends". Abused by her parents, kicked down by her superiors. Called a "bitch" by her classmates, named "ugly" by siblings She was a stranger to love. She knew not of love. She thought she was unloved. Until he came. He thought she was beautiful. He thought she was perfect. He wanted to be her friend, the first one to love her. He loved her for who she was. He loved her for her beauty, Her sad, sad smile, Her sad, sad eyes, And most of all, her strength to carry her burden. He wanted to take the burden away. He wanted to be her hero. The one who loved her. The one who saw her as she really was. She carried on all these years. She's suffered enough. Those bruises, those sadness, those heartbroken emotions He wanted to take them all away And replace it with Happy smiles, happy laughter, and love He knew he could do it. If only she hadn't lost the strength... Why Do Boys Fall In Love With Girls? (This was written by a guy) (Don't break this, its so sweet! :) 1. They always smell good even if its just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when their asleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even though its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we won't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt anymore. 26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they became everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. I'm the kind of girl that is very outgoing and funny, and nice. I'm pretty responsible and take care of my actions and decisions. I would never betray you. I'm VERY expressive. I am all these things. I'm not telling you to brag, but, I'm just telling you, I was bullied, and bullying is not an OKAY thing. It is serious. And now, I don't really care what people think of me. You think what you think, and that's your opinion. I used to really care. Now I live life. How I want to. It's okay not to be popular. It's okay to make mistakes. You're human. I learned not to care about what people think with my own experiences. I don't care if you don't like my clothes. I didn't ask for you to look. I don't care if you don't think my hair is nice. Nobody else is obsessing over it. You can be you. Be expressive. It's okay to make sure you are not a bum, but not a complete obsessive freak who wants everyone's attention and opinions. Don't change yourself because other people want you to. Just be you. Because you're pretty fricking awesome. Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!" Yo mamma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out. Yo mamma's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits! Yo mamma's so fat, she has her own zip code! Yo mamma's so fat, it takes a train and two buses to get on her good side. Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped in the road and I tried to swerve around her, I ran out of gas! Yo momma's so ugly, Your dad met her competing in a dog show! Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed five hours of the show! Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, "Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in? Yo mamma's so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean! Yo mamma's so fat, she rents shade! Yo mamma's so fat, she invented the lowrider! Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target! Yo mamma's so fat, when she puts on high heels in the morning, by the afternoon they're flats. Yo mamma's so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds. Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up! Yo mamma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said, "to be continued." Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yelling "taxi!" Yo mamma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family. Yo mamma's so fat, when she got lost (amazingly) they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton. Yo mamma's so ghetto, when she breastfeeds, Kool-Aid comes out. Yo mamma's so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie. Yo mamma's so dumb, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday. Yo mamma's so fat, she went swimming in the Pacific Ocean and said, "Oops, I'm in the kiddy pool." Yo mamma's so fat, she uses a matress as a tampon. Yo mamma's so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said 'concentrate.' Yo mamma's so horny, she got a boner when she found out Winnie the Pooh didn't wear pants. Yo mamma's like a gun: one cock and she blows. Yo mamma's so dumb, when she heard it was chilly outside, she went out with a bowl. Yo mamma's so fat, when she ordered a water bed, they laid a blanket over the Pacific Ocean. Yo mamma's so old, her social secruity number is three. Yo mamma's so old, she owes Moses a dollar. Yo mamma so stupid, she played "Got Your Nose" with Voldemort. Yo mamma so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas. Calling me Weak, won't make you strong. Calling me Ugly, won't make you pretty. Calling me Mean, won't make you nice. Calling me Weird, won't make you cool. Calling me Nerdy, won't make you popular. Calling me Boring, won't make you fun. Calling me Shy, won't make you outgoing. Calling me Fake, won't make you real. So why bother... Every insult you make is only hurting you. “So, you want us to ride off to save the world on Happy the dragon?” Jason Grace – The heroes of Olympus This is weird, but interesting! If you Stuipid Fears Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing! Man: I will die for you!! Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 79 things to do in an elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." 38. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. 39. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 40. Sell Girl Scout cookies. 41.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. 42. Shave. 43. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 44. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 45. One word: Flatulence! 46. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. 47. Do Tai Chi exercises. 48. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, darn motion sickness!" 49. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 50. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!" 51. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. 52. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. 53. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 54. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!" 55. Leave a box between the doors. 56. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it. 57. Start a sing-along. 58. Play the harmonica. 59. Lean against the button panel. 60. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 61. Bring a chair along. 62. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" 63. Blow spit bubbles. 64. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 65. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. 66. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers. 67. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." 68. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" 69. Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes. 70. Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!" 71. Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament. 72. Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy. 73. Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. 74. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part. 75. Make chalk drawings on the walls. 76. As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, darn it!" 77. Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on. 78. Try to get a game of "Twister" going. 79. Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away. -Whoever said nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to staple water to a tree -The Olive Garden waitress asks me to say "when" then begins to freshly grate cheese on my salad. I never say when. Room fills with Parmesan. No one survives. -Admit it! We've all pretended that mechanical pencils were needles. -Freeze Mentos in ice cubes. Serve time bomb sodas. (i gotta try that) -I'm a female. Fe= Iron. Male= Man. Therefore I am Iron Man! Friends are like potatoes, if you eat them THEY DIE! Girls THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THE MORSE CODE: SLOT MACHINES: ELECTION- RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: TWELVE PLUS ONE YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total: 20 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick You care about what you look like You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. Total:2 You say Twlilight I say Harry Potter You say Vampires I say Wizards You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black You say Team Edward I say Team Potter You say Robert Pattison I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory' You say Pattison is hot I'll say Tom Felton is HOTTER You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple? I think that Draco and Hermione are the Perfect dream couple You say Edward I'll say "Harry, now shut Up!" Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile. PLEASE READ. If this doesn't touch you... I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder... Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up! Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. "I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT" When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade! Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: On a package of Fing'rs fake nails: The Jedi Code The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Girl: Do you think I'm pretty? Boy: No Girl: Do you want to be with me forever? Boy: No Girl: Do you even like me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I walked away? Boy: No She heard enough and walked away. He grabbed her arm. Boy: You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be you forever, I need to be with you forever. I don't like you, I love you. I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die if you walked away. Please stay with me Girl: I will Copy and paste if you thought that was cute. You know you're a girly girl when... You take forever in the bathroom. You go to the mall almost every weekend or more. Pink is your life. You love gossip and gossiping. You love 1D. You love cheer, volleyball, dance, or gymnastics. You wear makeup. You paint your nails at least every two weeks or so. You love dresses and skirts. Your hair is one of your best features. You spend lots of time picking out clothes. You have boyfriends very young. You chew gum constantly. You carry around a purse most of the time. You love selfies. Your hips sway noticeably as you walk. Sweat is the grossest thing ever. You use words like 'ratchet' or 'totes' or 'OMG' You wear lipgloss or lipstick. You hate going makeup free. You like Justin Beiber. You hate video games. You like Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, etc. You wanna visit Italy, Paris, NYC, or London. You blow an air kiss bye to your friends. You put your palm face up under your chin when you blow kisses. You say 'love ya' or 'I'm out' to your friends. You love parties. You can't not have a social life. You don't want braces/glasses. You have social media. You go to bed early to get 'beauty sleep' You try to seem perky and have a higher voice. You have a packed social schedule. You want/need everyone to be mesmerized by your beauty. You love Mean Girls and Clueless and TFIOUS etc. You do the 'duck face' a lot. You love receiving flowers. You can't wait to go to a middle/high school dance. You wear heels or wedges (some type of shoe with a lift) You want perfect hair when you wake up. You want boys to notice your beauty. You try/are in the popular group at school. ALL PIMPLES MUST DIE! You wear bracelets and necklaces and earrings. You love rings. You are constantly texting people. You wake up early. You have a giggle more than a laugh. You tend to smirk at people a lot. 6/50 Made by Superstar in the Making. ALL GIRLS REPOST AND BOLD THE TRUE ONES! If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, Copy this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself / sing to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you know the Muffin Man, copy this into your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have a very wide range of interests, copy this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've searched Google for the weirdest things, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself! It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird! If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile. If you're a Kickin' It fan post this on your profile When life gives you apples, drop one and hope that a cute brunet black belt, skater guy picks it up with his foot! We swear to the light of the dragon's eye, to be loyal, honest, and never say die. WASABI! -Bobby Wasabi, Jack, Kim, Eddie, Milton, Jerry, Rudy Repost this if you hate racism and if you laughed while reading this. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he/she breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool if you don't want to go in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. FRIENDS: Will help you with anything. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Will talk rubbish to the person who talks rubbish about you. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. FRIENDS: Are only through middle school/high school/college. FRIENDS: Will be there to take you home when your tired. FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. George Lucas was a genius for creating Star Wars. Copy and paste if you agree. A life without music would be a life I wouldn't want to live in. Copy and paste if you are like this too. Karate is my sport. Don't judge. Color makes the world a better place. Shh...I'm a ninja. My favorite colors are: Black, Blue, Green, and purple What you have: Do you: Do you love: Do you shop at: Do you say: Do you read: Do you love these: Do you really enjoy: 1-10 = You're more of a guy than a girl... 51-59 = OMG you are like, totally feminine.* 60 and up = The most prep you can get My favorite quotes. "Zeusy, I'm home!" (Hades, Hercules.) "Hey, look! A pink ninja!" (Ninjago, random snake.) "I simply must get this taken care of." (Ninjago, Zane.) " 'We are not so different, a-are we-are compatible?' (I can't ever tell what it is exactly that she's saying.) 'Yes. Yes, we are.' " (Ninjago, Pixal and Zane. And yes, I totally support that pairing. It is so cute.) "Fair? Fair is not a word from where I come from!" (Ninjago, Lloyd.) " 'But I happen to like my life, and do not ever want to forget you again.' 'Do not worry, my son. We will both never forget.' " (Ninjago, Zane and Julien.) " 'Who took my pudding cup? My name was clearly written on it!' "What? I didn't see 'motor mouth.' " (Ninjago, Jay and Cole.) "Hey, only I can call him Pinky!" (Ninjago, Cole) "Uhhh...Oops." (Ninjago, Zane.) "Zane! You're like a machine! Don't change anything" (Ninjago, Leu.) "We are so hooped!" (Ninjago, Jay.) "Cole, actually look like you want to be here." (Ninjago, Cole's dad) "Go, live your dream." 'I will.' "Your dream sucks. I was talking to her." (Tangled, Lead Thug, Flynn) "Well, the reason I had no sense of humor is because my 'Funny' switch wasn't on." (Ninjago, Zane) "You HAD to destroy my treehouse!" (Ninjago, Lloyd) "I love the smell of land hurtling towards you in the middle of the night! (Ninjago, Cole) "Who cares about Ninajgo?! They have Nya!" (Ninjago, Jay) "You messed with the WRONG dojo, bub." (Ninjago, Dareth) "Aww man! And here I was all ready to release the THUNDER!" (Ninjago, Cole) "Oh, okay. Was it a cukoo bird?" (Ninjago, Jay) "But you're sensei! You're supposed to have all of the answers! You have a long, white beard!" (Ninjago, Jay) "Its a good thing were in a museum" "Why is that?" "Because were all about to become history!! RUN!!!" (Ninjago, Jay, and Misako) "It's so clean, even the birds are afraid to poop on it." 'Everyone's afraid to poop on it.' (Pair Of Kings, Boomer, and Main Elder) "There's so many ! Elves and gingerbread people everywhere! I've never fought little people before! WE'RE TOAST!" (Ninjago, Kai) " 'I have butterflies in my stomach.' 'Don't worry, it's just nerves.' 'No. I really have butterflies.' 'Ahh...okay. Glad he got that out of his system.' " (Ninjago, Jay and Zane.) " 'Drop the cans, Flint!' 'Don't do it, Flint! Save the island!' 'But...you are my island.' 'EEW! Okay, first shut up, THEN drop the cans!' " (Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs 2, Chester V, Sam, Flint.) "Thank you for summing that up." (How to Train Your Dragon, Hiccup.) "Any Ideas?" 'Yeah, run!' (Star Wars The Clone Wars, Ahsoka and Steela) " 'Woah-ho! Don't tell Jay!' 'Heh. Don't tell Jay what?' " (Ninjago, Cole and Jay.) "Jay, I take back everything I said. You are a fine ninja. Not finer than me, but fine." (Ninjago, Cole.) " 'Why must everything have so many weapons?' 'Says the man who grew four arm to possess to golden weapons.' 'Heheheh. Heh, I deserved that.' " (Ninjago, Garmadon, Lloyd.) "Dad, I don't have a brain." (The Croods, Thunk) "Someone's been digging in my nose.' (Pair Of Kings, Zadoc) " 'You're being irrational and counterproductive!' 'Big words anger me, keep talking!' 'Countermeasures!' " (The Croods, Guy, Grug.) "Oh no, this is bad, this is very very bad. They just can't get my nose right!" (Tangled, Flynn) "You're my new dream" (Tangled, Flynn) "Confusing. A fine word, a grand word to describe the situation. In years to come, when people will look upon the word 'confusing,' they will point back to this afternoon, when the world learned that a dead girl was alive, leading around a band of giant dwarves... Agh! And here I was having such good day." (The Queen, Mirror Mirror.) " 'No no no, it was 'you don't understand! I yearn for the nectar of her skin!' 'Oh, wow that is bizarre. Thank you for saving me.' " (Dwarves, Prince Alcott, Mirror Mirror.) " 'Warming up? You could have warned me that it needed to warm up!' 'How could I? You were monologuing.' " (Ninjago, Garmadon, Overlord) "No, don't eat it, it's new!" (The Croods, Grug) "Still alive!" 'It's still early.' 'And you're still fat!'" (The Croods, Granny, Grug) "Memo to me; memo to me: Maim you after my meeting." (Hercules, Hades.) NINJAGO LOVERS OATH! Whenever I feel the flakes on my nose, and winter comes around. When I feel the chill of the weather, in my mind, Zane will be found. Whenever I feel overly warm, or see the glowing flames. When fire or tempers are around, I will speak Kai's name. When the flash eminates through my room, or I hear the boom that's after. When lightning is showing itself through the clouds, through my mind I hear Jay's laughter. When look at the sand or trip in the dirt, and feel the messy ground. When earth is around me, especially rocks, In my mind, Cole will be around. Whenever I find a youthful girl, who is brave, and strong, and kind. Who is better than others think her to be, Nya will cross my mind. When I find a man, both old and wise, who lectures them on end. Who tries to find the facts in life, Sensei Wu's voice is in my head. When a person is dark, and obsessed with power, who on the inside is kind, who loves family dearly, yet unable to behave, Lord Garmadon invades my mind, admirable and brave. When I find a child, who tries to grow up to fast, and swears to be as his father. Who actually is strong at heart, my mind's what Lloyd will bother. Upon seeing snakes, instead of fleeing, or looking at them with fear, I smile at the snakes, even as they hiss, and think of the serpentine leaders. If you LOVE NINJAGO copy and paste this to your PROFILE! If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, in the face, with Jay's nunchucks, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, like Zane, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, like Lloyd, copy and paste this into your profile. Less than 1 percent of female teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE! If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like writing, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar (Like Zane,) copy this into your profile. If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile. if you've ever wished you could be normal, screw you. There's no such thing. So don't bother copy and pasting it. 1) I shall not run onto the deck screaming 'the Serpentine are attacking, EVERYWHERE!' then run around in circles waving my arms in the air. 2) I shall not take one of those remotes from episode 27 and make Zane do the macarena. 3) I shall not kick the training equipment and shout 'Is this thing working!?' when I fail the course. 4) Talking to Sensei in a Yoda voice is not funny. Only Yoda can be Yoda, do not impersonate such an awesome character. Not cool. 5) Zane is a Nindroid. Any other term for his "situation" is rude and will earn you punishment. A punishment delivered by Cole in the form of a noogie. 6) Destroying my alarm clock with my elemental powers is strictly forbidden, punishable by sunrise excersises. 7) Eating Cole's chili is not a punishment. It's a torture, reserved for when noogies are unavailable. 8) When using the Medallion that shows me where the Temple of Light is, I will not shout "Robin, to the Batmobile!" when I find it. 9) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Sensei says something totally swag and stuns the ninja. 10) I shall not dress up as Skales, scare the ninja and make them lose their cool. 11) Any resemblance between the Ninja and skeletons is simply coincidental. They are not the ninja from the future. (But really, who knows for certain?) WHICH NINJA ARE YOU?! Kai Hotheaded (x) Spiky Hair () Fiery Personality (x) Wear Red () Have a Sibling (x) Kai: 3 Jay The Funny One (x) Wear Blue (x) Inventor () Creative (x) Easily Freaks Out () Jay: 3 Cole Leader (x) Wear Black (x) Likes Dancing () Loves Cake () Loves Dragons (x) Cole: 3 Zane Smart (x) Robotic () Wear White () Independent (x) Bird Fan () Zane: 2 I'm most like Cole A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son; people call her a slut and no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat; no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man ugly; no one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald, but they don't know she has cancer. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't do it. You say red and black, I say Blue, Black, Red, and White You say forks, I say shurikins. You say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya. Put this on your page if you LOVE Ninjago!!!! List Ninja in order of AMAZINGNESS!!!! 1) Cole (2) Zane (3) Lloyd (4) Jay (5) Kai Who would make breakfast in the morning, 3, or 5? Hmmm...Lloyd. Zane is his cooking instructor. Kai wouldn't listen to the Nindroid if his life depended on it, so naturally the food would be terrible. He BURNS everything!! You get in a fight with 1, why, and who wins? A...physical or verbal fight? I'd totally win a verbal fight, but no one stands up to that man in hand-to-hand combat. Except maybe Lloyd... It's cold outside, do you snuggle up on the couch with 1,4, or 3? Zane. Jay is taken and Lloyd...he just isn't as cool as Zane. (pun intended) You wake up in the middle of the night after having a horrible nightmare(as in really really bad), which do you run to for comfort,1,2,3,4,or 5? Uh... I'd suck it up, and cry to 1 in the morning. Who the heck wants to wake him up in the morning? A crazy guy with a death wish, that's who. You're at a theme park, who do you go on the huge rollercoaster with, 4, 2, or 5? Cole!!! Best day ever. Everyone is on the couch watching a movie, what movie is it, and where are you sitting? I am sitting between Kai and Cole, and the movie would be Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith, duh. Ninjago Fan Interview 1. Who is your favorite Ninja? Cole. You rock dude! 2. What would you do if you met your favorite Ninja? Go and ask if he wants to play a video game. 3. What would your favorite Ninja do if s/he met you? Ask if you wanted to meet his dragon. 4. What music does s/he listen to? I can imagine Escape The Fate 5. Do you have an OC? Yes, I do. Zoe, Zane's sister. Crystal, Zane's other sister and Lloyd's girlfriend. Amanda, Kai's girlfriend. 6. What would your OC do if s/he met your favorite Ninja? Play a video game with him. 7. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing? Try to fight the Overlord. Or possibly either Voldemort or Darth Sideous. 9. Who is your favorite Serpentine? That's a tossup between Chokun and Skales, I suppose. Skales has the best sense of humor, and Chokun is just too cute to resist. 10. What crazy thing could you imagine s/he doing? Who, the snake? For Skales...I find crazy things like pushing Dark Lords out of helicopters quite believable. For Chokun? Singing off-key. 11. What would your favorite Ninja and Serpintine do if they met each other? Cole would kill him as soon as look at him. 12. Who is your least favorite Ninja? Jay...sorry, guys. He is great, just not as great. 13. Who is your least favorite Serpintine? Pythor. 14. If you could marry your favorite Ninja, how many kids would you have? How many times am I going to get stuck with these embarrassing questions? No offense guys, but zero. 15. What is your favorite Ninjago pairing? Oc or real? Zane and Pixal for real, Cole and Zoe for OC. 16. Have you ever called a Ninja hot? No, he's tough. 17. If you could be a ninja, what would it be of? Shadows and swag people!! Thazz just how I roll. 18. What side would you join? Ninja!
(1) Nya (2) Zane (3) Jay (4) Cole (5) Lloyd (6) Kai (7) Sensei Wu (8) Lord Garmadon (9) Misako (10) Pixal 2 is the driver while 4 rides shotgun. How does that go? Nya: Were you supposed to take that exit back there? Zane: Let me drive. Please. While on the trip, 3 starts to annoy 1. Jay: Hey, Nya. Can you tell Zane to turn around? We definitely missed that exit back there. If we don't turn around, then we might get lost. And if we get lost, we'll never make it to- Nya: Stop talking. Jay: -to the- Nya: Jay. Stop. 5 is keeping him/herself busy by? Tickling Cole every time he starts to doze off, then blaming Kai right before the angry punch. Time to fill up the tank! But nobody wants to do it, how do they decide whose gonna do it? Cole: *Snores* Kai: I would, but someone has his head on my shoulder. I don't want him to wake up all angry again... Nya: Jay has ton of energy. Make him get out. Jay: No! Make Lloyd do it! Lloyd: *Fingers dangerously close to Cole's chest* Naw, you should make Pixal do it. I'm busy. Zane: *Slams fist on the horn, making everyone fall silent* I'll do it. Just stop griping. 4 goes in the gas station to buy snacks for everyone. What does 4 get everyone? Lloyd: TICKLE FIGHT!! Cole: *Awakens with a shout of anger, fist raised to punch Lloyd again* Zane: *Pokes head through the door* Stop it! Cole, go get snacks! five minutes later* Cole: I got chocolate! Lloyd: Yay! Cole: *Shoves Lloyd's hand away* NOT you, brat. I got you veggie chips. 6 and 10 fall asleep in an interesting position. Lloyd: Dude, get the camera. This is prime blackmail material. Pixal: *Head on Kai's shoulder, Kai's arms around her middle in a tight hug. Smiles on both their faces.* 7 just remembers something very important. Sensei Wu: My tea! Turn the car around, Zane! We cannot go on without my tea! Zane: *Groans, forehead on the wheel* Nya: ZANE! *Grabs wheel, barely saving them from the speeding semi* 8 starts getting sleepy at the wheel. What does 9 do? Lord Garmadon: No!! I am the lord of darkness! I do NOT get tired. Misako: Garmy, just give me the wheel. I'll take over for a while. Lord Garmadon: *Mumbles under breath* Fine. But I'm not tired. Yay, they made it to their destination. How does the trip home go? Kai: That was the most stressful trip to the grocery store I have ever experienced. Cole: Ditto. Next time, we leave the children home. Jay: Who's he talking about, Lloyd? Lloyd: I have no clue. |
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