ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Oh hey, there everyone! Long time no see! *Awkward laugh* Everyone having a good May? *Clears throat* SO! I've been working on my writing. Like, A LOT. I still can't spell to save my life but who cares about spelling mistakes anymore? *Cough* EVERYONE *Cough*. Well, thanks for judging ;-; It's fine, I'm fine. XD

I've tried broadening my horizons with my story ideas, I think I've actually gotten some pretty good ones going so far, but it's this stupid 'Life' thing that keeps getting in my way. Who needs a life anyways? NOT ME! hahahahahaha. Just kidding but not really. My life consists of Boss Baby reruns from about 8 am until I finally am quoting it in my sleep while I'm napping on the couch. Fun stuff. Having a two year old does that? Right? I guess.

ALSO!! I won't be taking down any of my current stories, but I will be changing them slightly. I've been re-reading them and holy shit how did any of you even read the shit I posted? I'm kind of ashamed of what I've written for you guys so far... So, I'm going to do a lot better for you guys because all of you deserve to read something worth reading! I will be working really hard to get everything caught up and get a couple of my one-shots all done and posted for you.

I really, really appreciate everyone who continues to read my stories and bug me about how I've been gone forever. XD You guys mean a lot to me. I've made some great friends on this site and I'm very thankful for them. I love you guys!!

This isn't like my normal profile now, is it? Haha! Being a mom has changed me! JK :P I'm still me! :D Well love you guys!

I wanted to change this more but I can't even think of anything to write... FUCK!

When life hands you lemons, you throw that piece of shit fruit at someone as hard as you can and then walk away. Life is like that I've decided. When your life is tumbling down the rabbit hole and you land in some shit, be angry. Get pissed and raise hell! But, only for a moment, and then walk away to be happy. Life is too short to be angry all the time, so instead find the positives, even if there isn't a lot.

Need change? Change it! Need help? Get help! Just always remember, most of it is in your head. It has taken me a few years, but I've figured it out. Kind of. Ish. Hell, I'm still working on myself but isn't everyone? No one has everything exactly where they want it so everyone is striving for that perfection. My perfection is when I finally figure out how to let go of my old toaster and buy a new one so I quit burning my damn toast! ;-;

So I decided that this is too boring and I needed to do something else for my Profile, so! I decided to write a short little thingie about my main Fairy Tail characters! Fun right?! Fuck yeah bitches!! =D

P.S. Don't mind if there are 'y's missing... My 'y' is sorta broke... oops.

Why do I pick Fairy Tail you ask? Well! Let me tell you! It's because it's the only anime that I can picture things happening differently. When I write I can actually envision Natsu, Lucy, and the whole gang doing anything I write about. With any other anime my mind just completely rejects it. Weird I know. But anywho! On to what I was originally doing!

Natsu Dragneel- What is there to say about this kid? God, everything. He is my absolute favorite character. Don't ask why. I don't even know why. He's just the only character I can write absolutely anything about. His personality is such a wide range, I can make him a badass, playboy, childish, I can do anything with him. He's like your favorite piece of candy. Delicious. This boy just gets my feels going. In the anime, his character isn't badass enough for me so that's why I write him the way I do. I feel like I just need to give him a personality that matches the amazing character that haunts my dreams. I love Natsu in the anime. I just love him more in my head XD. Natsu being a total heartless asshole who's shell is only broken by Lucy? My cup of tea right there. This lead to the birth of 'Animal'.

Erza Scarlet- My favorite female character! (Besides Mira). I love to portray her as someone who is strong, independent, protective, and just all around a badass (just like the anime!). But I feel like while she is such a 'good' character, I feel like she would be one hot villain. *Evil laugh*

Lucy Heartfilia- I am a fan of Lucy. Don't get me wrong I love the girl, but I'm not really a fan of her character in the anime. I mean, there are times when she goes all kickass mode and I appreciate her more, but sadly she's just a fill-in character for Natsu to Mashima is seems like some of the time. She's the only one I can picture Natsu with as well. Which is why I write her as the main female character. I don't care who she's with really, but anyone else with Natsu, ugh I wanna burn out my eyes. Don't fuck with my ship. I don't care who you ship together, good for you! Just don't try to convert me. It won't go well.

Gray Fullbuster- I love Gray. I really wish he would just give Juvia a chance already, I mean gosh! I really like his cool, calm, collected personality and really wish I could write the way he talks. Plus, he's hot. Total anime crush right here.

Laxus Dreyar- I have a severe love/hate relationship with this boy. When I write a story and it has him in it, I have to make him either a complete dick or a loving brother. What?! Doesn't make sense I know. Complete opposite personalities. Just a total 180. Ugh, my brain! Just can't decide what I like him better as.

Mirajane Strauss- Ah, Mira. I love her. That's all I can say.

Lisanna Strauss- I don't know how to feel about her yet. I don't get enough from the anime to decide how I want her to be. I write her as if she were a complete bitch but she's so nice in the anime. I just don't understand.

Cana Alberona- Ah, Cana. What can I say about my little alcoholic? She's just perfect.

Levy McGarden- This girl. This girl right here. How can you write her as anyone else besides Lucy's best friend? Trick question! You can't. It's just not possible. Total rejection if you try.

Wendy Marvell- I haven't figured out how to write her yet and that really sucks because I really need to cause she has such a major role in the sequel to Animal. Ugh. Fuck my life!

Happy- OMG Happy. This little blue fluff-ball. I like to write him as a human. Don't ask questions, just accept.

Gajeel Redfox- Gajeel already has the perfect personality for me. I will never change him... NEVER!

Juvia Lockser- I don't have much for Juvia. She's mainly just for Gray. In the anime she's so badass in that one scene. God, I love that scene.

Sting Eucliffe- Again, a love/hate relationship. He's either a super bad guy or a loving brother. Ugh.

Rogue Cheney- He's my bad guy. When the ball gets rolling in Animal, he's going to make panties (I hate that word! Why do I choose to use it?!) drop with how badass he is.

The stories I'm working on!!!

Unexpectedly- Status: Currently being re-written.

Endlessly- Status: Currently being re-written.

Accidentally- Status: Currently being re-written.

Starstruck- Status: Re-writing some parts but basically 30% done.

Animal- Status: Like 7% done.

War- Not being posted until completely done. Status: 25% done.

Criminal- Not being posted until completely done. Status: 45% done.

Unloved- Not being posted until completely done. One-shot! Status: 75% done.

Monster- Not being posted until completely done. One-shot! Status: 60% done.

Tag- Not being posted until completely done. Was supposed to be a one-shot but it's already 10,000 words and it's only like 20% done... UGH!

Legacy- Not being posted until completely done. Status: 10% done.

Casual Affair- Not being posted until completely done. One-shot! Status: 50% done.

And soooooo many more...

Welp! I guess that's it for now! It's the middle of the afternoon and time for ice cream becuase WHY NOT. Please stalk my stories and leave a lovely review to motivate me into getting some shit done - Or it doesn't have to be lovely I don't care just GIVE ME SOME TEA DAMNIT! Or PM me about you and your life cause I like internet friends. I would like some again. Thanks! Bye, loves:)