Your three favorite dirty bitches unite to bring you the Ultimate Crack Pairing Festival! Deathsembrace137, Leoslady4ever and Nicole4211

Every Lucy pairing imaginable... her very own harem of Fairy Tail men. Lots of smutty action!

Light Me On Fire (Chapter 1)

The guild hall was lively as always, people smashing their beer filled mugs on the old wooden tables and laughing loudly to be heard over the rest of the noise. I was sitting on one of the beat up bar stools, chatting with Mira who was busy wiping dozens of glass mugs with a dry rag before putting them away.

I rested my chin on my hand which was propped up by my elbow on the counter and idly played with the condensation that had built up on the outside of my glass. Mira put away the last glass and then moved in front of me while she started cleaning off a large pile of silverware.

"So, are you dating anyone yet?" Mira asked, her usual sweet smile stretching over her face.

I sighed and caught a drop of water with the tip of my finger before it slipped off the mug to the coaster below. "Like who…? I'm always here," I said, straightening up in my seat.

"Oh there are lots of guys. Just look around," Mira answered and I turned in my seat to face the rest of the room. "What about Natsu? You guys are such great friends already."

My eyes shot immediately to a flash of pink that was flying over one of the tables on the far side of the room, tackling Gray to the floor and then was quickly followed by several other bodies joining in. I grimaced and leaned my elbows back on the bar as I continued to gaze around the room.

"Or how about Gray? You're pretty close to him too," Mira encouraged and leaned over the counter, resting her torso on the bar top so that her face was near mine as we continued to look over the guild.

Natsu kicked Gray hard in his side and I winced, feeling his pain. "I don't know Mira. It's not something I really think about."

"Oh come on… there are lots of cute guys here. Gajeel, Laxus… oh and how about Jet? I think he just broke up with someone," Mira said, nodding her head towards Jet who was staring longingly towards Levy while she scanned a new book. "Then there is Bixlow and Freed. I bet they would be fun to date."

I crossed my arms over my chest and shook my head. "I just don't think it's a good idea to date within the guild. What if it didn't work out?"

"Look at Alzack and Bisca, they worked out great!" Mira responded enthusiastically.

I sighed and nodded my head casually. "Yea but they were definitely meant to be."

Mira chuckled and idly began wiping down the bar counter. "Well, there are lots of options is all I'm saying. You're a beautiful young woman. I just want you to be happy."

I smiled and turned in my seat to face her. "Thanks Mira. But you're one to talk…"

"Hey Happy!" Mira shouted, ignoring my comment. I smiled and shook my head.

"Hi Mira, Hi Lucy!" Happy said, flying up to the counter top.

I said hello and then my stomach made a low growling noise. The clock across the room read a quarter to seven and I hopped up from my seat and threw my bag over my shoulder. "I'm gonna head home. I'll see you guys tomorrow!" I called out over my shoulder.

"I'm coming too!" Happy shouted and I didn't bother to argue. He'd just show up anyhow… probably Natsu as well.

"Happy wait! I wanted to ask you something before you left," I heard Mira say and I didn't bother to wait up as I exited the guild hall and headed for home.

Back at the bar, Happy bounced over to Mira and sat down while she waited for Lucy to leave the room. As soon as the door closed, Mira bent down and pulled a strange net looking thing out from under the bar.

"What's that?" Happy asked, gazing curiously at the circular object dangling from Mira's hand.

"Shhhh…" Mira whispered, placing a finger over her lips. "It's a dream catcher. I was hoping you could do me a favor," she said and then pointed towards a steaming hot fish sitting on an oval plate on the other side of the bar.

"Sure! Anything!" Happy answered while a stream of drool started dripping off the side of his chin.

Mira leaned forward again and asked quietly, "Could you hang this behind Lucy's headboard tonight?" Happy raised inquiring eyes to Mira and she continued, "It will give her good dreams. I don't think she's been sleeping well lately."

Happy nodded his head and took the dream catcher from Mira. "I'll do it! I want Lucy to sleep better too!"

Mira's hand quickly shot out and covered Happy's mouth. "Don't tell her though. I want to keep it a secret… okay?" she said and removed her hand then slid the plate of fish towards him.

"Okay!" Happy answered and shoved the food in his mouth.

'They could at least close the window after they leave,' I mumbled to myself as I slid the glass closed and watched Natsu and Happy jog away. It was already well into the night, the sky dark and the town illuminated by the full moon and several street lamps. The water in the canal was perfectly still, reflecting the light and I turned back into my apartment and stretched my arms sleepily over my head.

Throwing back the thick pink comforter, I slid into my bed, sighing contently at the warmth that still lingered from when Natsu had casually laid down after dinner. He always did that for some reason. We'd eat and then he'd lie down on my bed while I worked on my latest chapter or tidied things up.

I didn't really mind. He always left the covers warm from the intense heat his body radiated.

Within minutes I was fast asleep, my thoughts tumbling helplessly into the dream world…

(Lucy's dream)

My body tensed, my senses becoming alert when I felt something slide behind my body, curving around me and then wrapping an arm around my waist. A soft sigh whispered behind my ear and I immediately relaxed, realizing it was only Natsu.

Of course it wasn't unusual for him to climb into bed with me, doing it more times than I could count since I'd met him, but for some reason… this was different. His warm body held me tightly from behind, his breath tickling the back of my neck where his face nuzzled against my nape. A shallow tremor traveled down my spine and I found myself gripping the blankets tightly in my hands every time his breath ghosted over my skin.

"Mmm… Lucy," Natsu mumbled, tightening his grip even more till I could feel the back of my thighs press against the tops of his. The arm which was draped around my waist started to slide up my body, dipping beneath my shirt while his hand moved slowly till it reached the bottom of my ribs.

My breathing started to accelerate, my heart hammering in my chest. What was he doing?! Was he actually still asleep?! I wondered and then I felt his lips brush against the top of my shoulder. Oh God! Why did it feel so good?! I didn't understand my bodies' response. A myriad of sensations began tumbling from head to toe and I couldn't seem to fully process any of them. All I could do was wait breathlessly, wondering what was going to happen next.

Inch by inch, Natsu's fingers skimmed northward, teasing my skin. Some part of me knew I should be stopping him, but for the life of me I couldn't. Instead… anticipation built inside of me, a pool of warmth growing low in my belly. I squirmed, feeling suddenly restless.

The tips of his fingers brushed just beneath my breasts and I barely suppressed a moan that had slipped to the top of my throat. His name stuck on the edge of my tongue, so close to stopping him but the words vanished the instant I felt his warm fingers brush over my breast, cupping the fullness and testing the weight in the palm of his hand. The air in my lungs whooshed out and then his lips pressed softly against the side of my neck.

"N- Natsu?" I mumbled, my lips quivering as my blood stirred hotly in my veins. It was too much. This couldn't be happening.

"Luuucy," Natsu groaned and then licked over the spot where his lips had just been. "You feel so good." His mouth didn't stop its progress, continuing to make a trail along my neck to beneath my jaw. At the same time, his hand was gently kneading my breast and teasing the hardening tip with the tips of his fingers.

I took a hesitant breath, battling within my head. Did I want him to stop? My body certainly didn't want him to. The delicious feeling running through my nerves was making me hot and desperate for more. But this was Natsu… my best friend. Could we…

My trail of thought disintegrated when he pressed me down on to my back with one hand and then slid his body over mine, covering me completely. His beautiful wide eyes looked down at me in a way I'd never seen before, creating a strange fluttering in my chest and I gulped nervously. I could see the passion within him, the heat simmering beneath the surface of his barely held restraint. A strangled moan slipped up his throat and then his lips crushed over mine, his tongue slipping inside and taking possession of my mouth.

My body reacted, instinct taking over. It no longer mattered that he was my best friend. Heat consumed me, making me forget everything except the driving need to get closer to him. I slipped my tongue along his and I heard him groan deeply in his throat. I loved the sound. I lifted my hands and sifted my fingers in his thick hair, angling our faces to deepen the sultry kiss.

The weight of his body pressing me into the mattress felt unbelievable and I parted my legs to let him sink in closer to me still. His hand was still rubbing over my breasts and I arched into his touch; little gasps slipping from my mouth every time he flicked the tip of the sensitive nub.

I was so entranced by his mouth that when he pulled away from me I whimpered pitifully at the loss, lifting my head from my pillow to search him out. "Natsu?" I questioned and then gasped when his lips pressed warmly against my throat, kissing and licking the column all the way down to my chest. My hands started to wander, gliding up and down his sides and then around to his back. I loved all the perfectly toned muscle and the way they flexed as he moved farther and farther down my body till he was kissing my navel above my tank top.

There was no hesitancy in his touch, every wicked caress sending boiling lust through my veins. I didn't protest when he started lifting my shirt up, tugging it over my chest and then my head before it fell to the floor beside my bed.

"I've ached for you for so long," Natsu groaned and then his face descended, engulfing my nipple between his warm soft lips. My body screamed, streaks of lightning ripping through me, creating an insistent throbbing between my legs. I opened my legs even further and the feel of his hips rubbing against my sex somehow eased the pulsing sensation but at the same time enhanced it. His mouth lifted from one breast and quickly resumed its torture on the other, making the sexiest suckling sounds I'd ever heard before which further fueled my desire.

I was panting beneath his onslaught, writhing in unbridled heat as he seduced me with his mouth. My hips lifted restlessly off the bed in search for something I couldn't quite understand and this time when he lifted his head from my body I searched for him, lifting my back from the bed and sitting up. My hands reached for him, pulling him against me till his naked torso was flush against mine and his lips were once again sealed over my own. We were both on our knees in the center of my bed, my arms wrapped around his neck and shoulders. One of his arms banded across the center of my back and the other slid down till his hand smoothed over my backside where he squeezed the rounded curve while at the same time our mouths battled passionately, tongues searching greedily.

An urge built inside of me and I let my hands start to roam over his body, testing the muscles that banded across his chest and then moving south to his rippled abdomen. Everything in me tightened with need, caressing the rock-hard slabs or muscle till I reached the waistband of his boxer shorts where I slipped my fingertips over the fabric and then found his raging need for me, standing proudly for my touch.

"Fuck… Lucy!" Natsu hissed and then I gasped when his teeth sunk into the flesh at the curve of my neck. A primal desire burst inside of me and I gripped his erection firmly, testing the thick length through his shorts. Both of his hands were now on my backside, desperately kneading and lifting the ample curves. "Off. I need these off of you… now!" he demanded and started tugging roughly on my shorts. I wiggled and lifted my legs till he had them off my body and then he made quick work of his own shorts. The sight of him completely naked was so erotic, making my chest heave with heavy breaths. I reached my hands out to grasp him once again but before I could he lifted me and pulled me tightly against him. He sat me on top of his thighs, my legs spread wide to accommodate his body between them and then I felt his hand slip down my belly to the folds of my sex.

"Natsu!" I screamed, wrapping my arms around his shoulders as my head fell back. His fingers slid between the saturated folds and sought out the trembling bud which was pulsing with anticipation. I circled my hips and moaned as he stroked over my clit and then he teased my opening with the tip of his middle finger.

"You're so wet," he breathed and then kissed me, stroking his tongue inside my mouth as his finger slid inside my body. The sensation was amazing, his tongue fucking me at the same rhythm as his finger which pushed inside my wet opening over and over again. I climbed up his body, needing more, balancing myself with my hands on his shoulders.

The head of his shaft found my clenching opening and butted against it… demanding entrance and he caught my gaze a moment before, with a feral roar, thrusting himself inside of me, shafting me deeply till I was overfilled with his thick cock.

We both screamed, his hands grasping my hips roughly and my fingers digging into the muscles of his shoulders to steady myself. I sucked in a deep breath, letting my body adjust to the intrusion. I'd never felt such amazing pleasure but the sheer size of him was almost painful.

I angled my hips and he sunk deeper yet, stretching me to my limits. The sensitive walls of my sex were trembling with pleasure despite the overfilled sensation and I gritted my teeth as he lifted me slowly with his hands. I let my forehead fall against his, both of our bodies covered in a thin sheen of sweat and then he slammed me down while at the same time his hips bucked up.

"Oh God!" I cried out, Natsu creating a thrusting rhythm that impaled me time and time again. I could feel an orgasm building deep inside of me, growing with each expert thrust of his cock. His breathing was ragged, echoing across the room and I held him tightly as I rode him harder and harder. Primitive instinct took over and soon I was fucking him mindlessly and when my orgasm finally broke, I screamed his name and held him tightly.

"Please… I can't…" I started to say and as if he understood my broken request he lifted me up and laid me back on the mattress. His hips continued to pound into me, driving demandingly inside my body and increasing the intensity of my orgasm. It was too much, the pleasure almost unbearable and I said as much in mumbled words against his neck as another orgasm ripped through me, making my entire body quake uncontrollably.

"Yes! Oh God, yes!" Natsu moaned and then jerked inside of me, thrusting upwards in erratic lunges till he came violently inside, spilling his hot seed deeply within my body.

With an alarming jolt my eyes flew open, the sun streaming through the windows of my apartment. The inside of my thighs was slick with my own juices and I moaned at the lingering pulses running through my body. 'Holy cow… what a dream!' I said inside my head and lay back down, snuggling inside the extremely warm blankets.

"Lucy?"

I gasped and shot straight up, turning my head towards the sound.

"What are you doing?" Natsu's tired voice asked. He was lying on the other side of my bed, his belly on the sheets and his face turned towards me on the pillow. Instantly images of my dream fluttering to the surface of my mind and I felt a crimson flush spread across my face.

"What am I doing? What are you doing?!" I hollered and jumped clumsily off the bed, needing to get away from him and the images that were still filtering through my brain. I couldn't look at him without picturing his face in the throws of his climax so I quickly turned away and walked to my bathroom, shutting the door loudly behind me.

'Why him of all people?!' I raged within my head and turned the knobs of my sink till water streamed out. I cupped my hands beneath the stream and splashed the cool water on my face. 'Ah, that's better,' I said, sighing and letting the water drip off my face into the sink. I debated walking back out to the main room but decided against it, instead opting for a long shower to erase my wayward thoughts and ease the slow pulsing throb that was still claiming my body.

'God, I hope I hadn't made any noises during that dream.'

Next update will be on Deathsembrace137's page. I will add a chapter on here when she posts it to direct you.

Thanks for reading! I hope you enjoyed and decide to stay on for the ride. It's gonna be a fun one for Lucy!