My Info

Name: Just call me Kai !

Age: Hopefully my writing can speak for that. Hopefully.

I'm purty chill. I'm also very bored. 'S all you need to know. Oh, I also update at will. It may be an hour, or it may be six months, but DON'T STOP BELIEVING!

Oi, looks like it's time to fill up some of this space under my info. Yay~

Alrighty! First, I'm gonna start with the only things that keeps me from reading/writing a good fanfiction.

1. This is more of an anime thing (I won't watch it in the first place), NO DEMON, ANGEL, VAMPIRE etc. themed fanfics. I'm sorry, I know a lot of talented writers write stories with these ideas, but it's against my morals.

2. Halfway there! I think... Anyways, the second thing that irks me to no end are main character OCs (Though I don't mind side character OCs as you know). I despise them greatly. They're just so...TYPICAL! Oh my gosh, I could create a summary for one right now. "Every thing was fine in Namimori (KHR fanfic), that is until Hibari's BAMF sister came into to town and BLAH,BLAH,BLAH..." SEE! I can't even mock them properly without getting irritated. You know what? I'm done.

3. The third thing is reader insert/x reader. Simple reasoning. I'm neither a pervert nor desperate enough to desire being in the anime that badly. Short and sweet.

4. Crap I forgot. Meh, I'll get back to it later...two weeks later...I REMEMBER! I'm not a fan of genderbenders.They just give off the same vibe as OCs because they completely change the character when people find out(if they find out).

So right here I planned to describe myself and the type of fanfiction I write, but to keep it interesting, I'll just add to a list of info every now and then.

Atypical Facts:

1. Yes, before you ask, my name is inspired from That's So Raven. You mad bro? (sorry I couldn't resist) [See 22.]

2. I live in the part of the midwest where the weather is so FREAKIN' bipolar! Honestly, in January we had close to THREE feet of snow. Then last week it was 80 degrees, and this morning I woke up and saw snow on the ground again! Forget it, I'm moving to Japan. PEACE!

3. I just found this part out when I got my first few reviews (again a shout out to Frenda-sama and The Tiny Princess), but when I get a review I literally get up and run around my house doing this weird gorilla thing where I kinda crouch down and swing my hands in the air while singing "I got a reeeeeview! They said they liiiiiiked it!". I usually do this for about five minutes, and then I'll go get a glass-like a boss-of Sierra Mist and begin writing the next chapter. #dontjudge

4. Let me inform you that whenever I use a 'hashtag' (like above), I use it purely ironically (does that make sense? no? alright.) I actually hate hashtags with a passion, but I'm quite a fan of pound signs.

5. My cousin HppyGrl345 actually inspired me to start watching anime, and now, write fanfiction, so shout out to her if she hasn't changed her pen name...again. For a matter of fact, I'll put her ID number down just in case. (ID:5142966)

6. My two favorite KHR writers are Sushi*Bomb and Kitade Death. They are the two most epic writers I've ever had the pleasure of...what's the right word...observing I guess. Ugh! I'll change it when my brain isn't fried from constant book reports. -_-

7. Oh! I completely forgot my ultimate, most amazing, most if you published one of your books I would buy it in a heartbeat, epic KHR fanfiction author of all tiiiiiiime...SlamShady! *roaring applause*

I live for the applause, applause, applause,

I live for the applause-plause,

live for the applause-plause,

live for the way that you cheer and scream for me,

the applause, applause, applause...

GIVE ME THE THING THAT I LOVE,

I WANT IT RIGHT NOW.

PUT YOUR HANDS UP MAKE 'EM TOUCH,

MAKE IT REAL LOUD--

Ahem, no I did not just break out in Lady Gaga's Applause, what the heck are you talking about, hehehe.

8. I like chocolate, lots of it.

9. I really like talking to people who like my work, have tips, or want a beta reader. Feel free to PM me. I will respond. It may be minutes. It may be hours. It may be days. But I will respond.

10. I have a serious problem with starting my sentences with 'but'. But I won't do it during BETA reading, I promise. ;D

11. Okay, I know that this isn't a fact, but I must share this incident of extreme stupidity. So in Potatoes Vs Pasta, I mentioned Delusional Pasta Syndrome otherwise known as DPS. A couple days later, I got a review from a guest saying - and I quote - "Dps is totes canon lol XD". Now here I am, as derpy as ever, calling up everyone I know and going as far as to ask on my AUV fanfic, what 'dps' meant. Heck! I even went on to find out what it stood for. Then, about one month later, I go to reread it in order to get some inspiration. I look at it and say 'DPS? Where have I seen that before?' (seriously, in my own fanfiction). All of sudden, BOOM! My mind is blown to bits and pieces. I was seriously contemplating banging my head on the keyboard at my stupidity. But you can't blame me, they wrote 'dps' in lowercase AND I couldn't just ask them - they were a guest. Anyways, please facepalm on my behalf. *facepalm*

12. I'm recording this as the day I finished my first multi-chapter fanfiction. Yay! (6/8/14)

13. I drew my profile picture myself. It's like my signature drawing. So everything was drawn free-hand in paint except the background and keyboard which I used my awesome editing skills to add in. ;P

14. The battery warning on a laptop is now the subject of my nightmares. 0_0

15. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle...your eyebrows.

16. When I wash dishes, I don't know if the water is cold or if my nerve endings are burning.

17. If you sneak up on me, I can't guarantee our friendship will last afterwords.

18. I'm drinking coffee at 2pm.

19. To this day, I'm still trying to figure out if Hetalia ever had an actual plot line.

20. Music always has a way of soothing me.

21. I have a tip for when you get into a bit of a jam writing multi-chapter fics. If you write some one-shots using those characters it seems to release tension and get the juices flowing or something. Disclaimer: Don't completely rely on my half-hearted advice. x) It works for me! (sometimes)

22. For the record, I'm changing my pen name from HomeSkiletBiskit to Mirum Kai which roughly translated 'Awesome Modest'. So if you see 'HSB signing out' or something on one of my old stories, this is what it used to be. It's also kind of an oxymoron so it's automatically cuel (cool). But mostly because it sounds epic and professional. (9/27/14) ...Nah, I've grown out of this. It's AtypicalKai.

23. I'm the type of person who goes out of their way to crush dead leaves.

24. I also sort of have a thing for crude humor.

25. I saw a Indian girl wearing a British flag backpack. Her ancestors must be flipping in their graves.

26. Okay, that was low even for me.

27. Revisions for Mail Order Mechanic are now in effect. So if you haven't already, check out the revised chapter(s). There were actually a lot more edits than I originally expected. Finished.

28. I'm anti-USUK. Bite me.

29. Caution: Updates at will.

30. I can’t really decide how I feel about people. During the school year I sometimes sit in class and think, “If an atomic bomb dropped in the middle of campus right now I wouldn’t even be mad.” Then other times like in summer I’m all like, “I love you all! Cookies and rainbows for everyone! Hahaha~ You are all so wonderful. Love! Love! LOVE!”…It really just depends on what side of the psycho imbalance you happen to end up on.

31. The treadmill has to be the absolute worse excuse for an exercise machine in the history of mankind. I would rather be chased through a field of scarecrows by a pack of vicious Rottweilers in the dead of night for exercise. Elliptical machines are a whole lot better.

32. Does anyone else just get random bursts of inspiration when it rains? I mean come on, that’s some relaxing nature right there.

33. I think one of my biggest writing pet peeves is post-upload typos. I mean, I KNOW that I read over the chapter multiple times before uploading. So just how do I still manage to put "through" instead of "throw." Like, that's so amateeeeur! Come on.