'Ello! It's HSB here with my first story! It's KHR ,clearly, and I'll try my best to keep them as IC as possible. Please leave reviews helping me to revise, even flames are welcome! Enjoy~!

Disclaimer:I DO NOT OWN ANY KHR CHARACTERS, THEY ARE THE PROPERTY OF AMANO AKIRA!

An Unexpected Visitor

It is a normal day in the mansion-by Varia standards of course. Lussuria is in the kitchen cooking lunch, Xanxus is in his office lounging around as per usual, Levi ,being the ever-loyal guard dog, is guarding said office, Squalo is probably off yelling at some unfortunate subordinates, Mammon is counting out their latest finances, and Bel is currently wandering the castle grounds seeking entertainment.

The resident prince had been bored for the past week. He hasn't been able to go out on missions due to the broken ankle he's nursing, and has finally run out of suitable entertainment.

So he does what any fifteen -year-old psychotic prince would do-he stabs wildlife. So far three squirrels, four birds, and thirteen frogs (A/N: pre-meditated irony) have been victimized by the boy's unique knives.

Bel walks along a small stream hunting down his newest quarry, a small white bunny that could have come straight from Alice and Wonderland. Seldom does he make a noise, coming from years of assassination experience. He is within three meters of the rodent when a slight flickering catches it's attention and causes it to leap away in fear.

The prince curses under his breath as he loses sight of the animal. Continuing in the direction he last saw his prey, he soon hears the distinct notes of a soft tune.*

The teenager follows the sound until he distinguishes a small yet ample figure. Quickly ducking behind a tree to avoid being seen, he takes a closer look at the individual.

She-as he notes-is well on in years, appears in her mid-sixties. A blue scarf is wrapped around her shoulders, covering the top half of a light pink flower print dress. She wore white stockings with a matching pair of loafers.

This wouldn't be a surprising get-up if she were in town, but her surroundings were vastly different at the moment. The Varia Castle was at least a dozen kilometers deep into a thick forest, with countless dangers. Yet here she was, less than half a kilometer from the base, singing a song as content as can be.

"Hello there young man,"

Bel was awaken from his reminiscing, as the old woman hailed them.

"Huh?"

"I was just strolling along to visit some old friends, and here you are cute as a button~," she continued.

Bel, who had regained his senses, replied-if not a bit rudely, "Ushishi~ What do you think you're doing here, no one wants any visitors old hag."

The elderly visitor seemed oblivious to the other's rude attitude "Do you think you could direct me the rest of the way?"

Bel pondered over this question for a moment. He could send the woman on her way, like a kind gentlemen, but that would be too merciful. So he decided to bring her to headquarters to use for target practice.

Prince the Ripper put on his unparalleled Cheshire cat grin and said, "Ushishishishi~ absolutely!"

*song: Forest Elves - Cry of the Forest

I may have put the wrong tenses in there so I'll try and do only past tense from here on out.

So please R&R, as I try to find an updating pattern. :P