The lazy stalkerhide bio
 Author has written 1 story for How to Train Your Dragon, and Brave, 2012. One day in the middle of my living room a strange machine appeared. A most curious contraption it was, I've heard it called a . Or something like that. Imagine my surprise when I realized that it let me observe the private lives of other people. It was thru this device that I was able spy upon the drug addled shenanigans of a brilliant doctor Named House and the adventures of a brave group of castaways trying to return to civilization and how they were foiled by some moron named Gilligan. Then I realized, Holy crap I'm a stalker! I write incredibly slowly. Like, pen and paper slowly because I'm away from a computer for most of the day. So if by chance I write something you actually like, don't expect updates to flow like water. Some facts about myself: I'm a guy. |
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Discovering The Future by LemonCupcakes1 reviews
When Lord Eddard Stark discovers a strange pile of books in Winterfell, he and his family start to read it, and discover what exactly the future has in store for them. How will the world change?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 11/3/2019
Kagemane Complete by Anbu-Dave reviews
Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 242,309 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shikamaru N.
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,579 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 7,232 - Follows: 7,408 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
A Horse For the Force by Vimesenthusiast reviews
Ranma overhears some things that make him question his life in Nerima, then goes to see Dr. Tofu for some answers. While fighting those that came after him, Ranma makes a crazy decision, using the Nanban Mirror to get away from everyone chasing him. Only to land on a random planet in a Galaxy Far Far away before the events of Phantom Menace. Chaos, meet well laid plans... uhoh...
Crossover - Star Wars & Ranma - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 1,040,197 - Reviews: 2109 - Favs: 3,348 - Follows: 3,322 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Shaak Ti, Ranma
One Hundred Tiny Missions by SageQuill reviews
Tseng's desire to escape from lunch with Palmer leads to a humorous series of missions for his fellow Turks. New mission posted! Tseng brought his palm to his forehead in mind-boggling defeat at what he was witnessing. "Can we please stop waving Reeve's stolen banana around? It's only Monday."
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 99 - Words: 207,763 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Reno, Tseng, Rude, Shuriken/Cissnei
The Symbol of Peace and Justice by TheGodfather93 reviews
Son Gohan is ripped from the world he knows and loves against his will, and brought to a different version of Earth that's inhabited by people with strange powers called Quirks. Stranded from his friends and family, and with no feasible way back home, Gohan finds the resolve to make the best out of this predicament, and aspires to become a hero his father would be proud of.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 178,818 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 4,270 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 6/5/2018 - [Gohan, Momo Y.] R. Satō, 1-A Students
Escape Plan Green by Mystic 777 reviews
Sometimes the best plans are the crazy ones, let's hope Cloud can hold on to his sanity long enough to save the world. Crack-ish take on Zack surviving the trip to Midgar and beyond.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 200,058 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S.
Tenhawks SCAU-DC Stranger in a Strange Verse by marius1117 reviews
It's sort of a sequel to Tenhawks Alexander Harris and the Shadow Council story. When a portal deposits Xander Harris in a new dimension, he has to rely on everything he learned at Hogwarts and in Sunnydale if he wants to ever hope to find his way home.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 1/25 - Xander H., Bruce W./Batman, Harleen Q./Harley
How to not raise a Sith Lord by WillyDJ reviews
A silly tale in which I am inserted into the SW Galaxy. Can I, a middle aged 21st century plebe succeed where a bunch of bodacious badasses failed in not having Anakin go bad? Can I also avoid a shanking from the Legion of Sith friends?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 98,172 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 4/5/2019 - Complete
Spider-man and his angry friends by GameBreakingLag reviews
Things are going well for the web head after his last team up with the Avengers, but now he faces something he's not sure how to handle. Two super powered teenage girls are dropped into New York city, and they're not too happy about it. It's up to Spider-man, with help from the Avengers, to get Supergirl and Korra home before whoever brought them here can hatch their plan.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Supergirl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 316,448 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 11/16/2019 - Published: 11/8/2014
Scarecrows aren't supposed to be Heroes by karma-is-a-turtle reviews
Kakashi was content with his life, content with his death. Until of course, he wasn't dead. Kakashi, now known as Kaminari, must now survive a world full of heroes. And naturally, things don't go quite to plan. bnhaxnaruto crossover cross-posted on ao3
Crossover - Naruto & My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 75,999 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,248 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 10/19/2019 - Published: 1/3/2019 - Kakashi H., Denki K.
The Best Laid Plans by Loralei Dawson reviews
The Planet makes a simple plan, but chooses a complicated hero.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,128 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/9/2019 - Published: 3/7/2019 - Cloud S. - Complete
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 6,340 - Follows: 5,506 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
All New Homo Superior by Vahn reviews
[Sequel to Homo Superior House of M] While the world has changed immensely after the House of M event. Two things still remains the same, misunderstanding and Chaos.
Crossover - X-Men & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,112 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 3/31/2018 - Published: 1/13/2018
A Chance Encounter by R-dude reviews
Hiccup is lost. Elsa is looking for something. A chance encounter between them has far-reaching consequences.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 218,659 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,892 - Updated: 2/12/2018 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Anna, Elsa - Complete
Homo Superior by Vahn reviews
Homo Superior: 1. Above or beyond the human; preternatural or supernatural. 2. Beyond ordinary or normal human ability, power, or experience. The three mutants the X-men finds at Jusendo will either change everything or help maintain the balance. PREQUEL TO HOMO SUPERIOR HOUSE OF M.
Crossover - X-Men & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 272,627 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 1,559 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 1/14/2018 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Complete
Chronomaniac by GreatDario reviews
Cloud tries to go back in time to save Aerith. Something goes wrong.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 37,039 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Cloud S., Ifalna
Strange Gameplay for a Ninja by Champygnakx reviews
What if a random academy student got The Gamer ability ? "That's it. I played too much RPG videogames and i became crazy. How else can I explain this blue rectangle in front of my head ?" OC Pov. Currently on hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 163,372 - Reviews: 1817 - Favs: 3,866 - Follows: 4,469 - Updated: 8/6/2017 - Published: 11/2/2015 - OC
For Want of a War by Gaming Ikari reviews
Balbanes survives his attempted poisoning to halt the beginnings of a civil war which would have engulfed Ivalice. Too bad this leaves the only true war to be the one fought over Ramza's heart by a plethora of women. Yep, it's FFT done Ranma 1/2-style.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,972 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 3/1/2011
Pam, Pete, and Harley by Wiggles-n-stuff reviews
Good ol' Parker Luck. Peter Parker is living with two very attractive ladies. Both are strong, intelligent... and villains. Oh boy. Spidey is sucked into the DC verse by accident, and immediately stumbles upon the two women. How will the web-head deal with this new world, and what's the goal of the Sirens in keeping him under thumb? Cover Art by Comfort Love and Adam Withers
Crossover - Batman & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 189,949 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 3/3/2017 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Peter P./Spider-Man
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 6,343 - Follows: 3,822 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Shields of Youth by Cheyla reviews
An unknown spell spirited him away to safety, saving Harry from growing up unloved and neglected. Throughout the years, he grew up and flourished under the tutelage and parenting abilities of Gai and Lee. Just out of the shinobi academy, Harry prepares for the hardest mission of his life-Hogwarts. Luckily for him, a bit of hard work will get him through almost any challenge.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,900 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,153 - Updated: 1/1/2017 - Published: 7/3/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Lee R., Gai M.
The Fishy Hyuuga by Lurking Pheonix reviews
After the matriarch's funeral, young Hinata finds her mother's "favorite koi fish" and gets permission to keep it as a pet. Hiashi is unaware of the headaches the fish will bring. At least he can tell it's a fish. (During her childhood.) Dear Kami knows what species the other three are. What did mother nature give birth to? They defy everything ninjas know about physics.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,569 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Magikarp, Hinata H., Akamaru, Hiashi H.
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 4,543 - Follows: 4,699 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Terrorism & Anarchy by VarianN reviews
Cloud's first thought on waking in the Shinra training grounds..."Where's the hidden camera?". What is one supposed to do when they find themselves inexplicably in the past? Become a terrorist four years early, of course. And look up a few old friends.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,044 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 4,662 - Follows: 4,664 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Cloud S., Sephiroth, Zack F.
Ranma of the Shield by fanboy913 reviews
Weird things happen all the time but for Ranma they are often a bit stranger. Pulled away from his chaotic life in Japan he finds himself a standing in a world on the edge of destruction. Follow his adventures there as he saves a country that thinks he is a devil shows this world what damage a martial artist can do. And for the first time in his life attract women that dont hit him
Ranma - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,307 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 1,829 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 10/3/2014
Rewound Calamity by Amber-and-Ash reviews
After the Second Calamity, Cloud and some other survivors plan to go back in time to save the human race.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,351 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Cloud S. - Complete
Shadow and Wind: New legends by Sir-Shun reviews
AU. Naruto and Shikamaru's lives take an unexpected turn. Follow the eccentric hero and the lazy genius on their journey to become legends. Chapter 53: Naruto and Shikamaru are in more trouble! Will they even reach Mizu at this rate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 339,671 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 2,205 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 3,496 - Follows: 2,997 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Honor Thy Masters by gabriel blessing reviews
Kenichi never really had much going for him. However, there was always one way Kenichi excelled: he was lucky in his Masters. A shame that those of Ryouzanpaku weren't the first he called his Master though.
Crossover - Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple & Bakemonogatari/化物語 - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 181,691 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Complete
The Choice by reens reviews
Before leading the Viking warriors on a blind mission to Helheim's Gate, Stoick takes desperate measures to secure his son's future. Forcing Hiccup into marriage might be just the thing. Cover image courtesy of IvanGriscenko on deviantart.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,995 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 2,961 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Hiccup, Astrid - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1389 - Favs: 5,843 - Follows: 3,152 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
To be a Cool Adult by gracemis reviews
Set a few months after the manga chapter 342. Some days getting into bed is the hardest thing you have to do. ShikamaruHinata. Oneshot that grew. He wanted nothing more then to lie down and take a nap...But it was his turn to pick up the groceries
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,462 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Hinata H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 5,680 - Follows: 1,667 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The price of choice reviews
You plan for peace, and you plan for war. That's the secret to always win. Feedback is always welcomed, ALWAYS.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,267 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/8/2013
