I am so gald I found this website. Im glad people will be able to read them and give me some feedback on what they think. I LOVE crime shows like "The Mentalist", "Criminal Minds", "NCIS", and "Person of Interest". But I also like shows like "Suits", "Dharma & Greg"' and "The Guardian". All mistakes are mine in all of my stories.

Favorite quotes:

"If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you've always got. Though what I got had its perks, I'm looking for something different now." -Tony DiNozzo from NCIS

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that is why it is called the present." -Unknown

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." -William Shakespeare

Favorite Criminal Minds Quotes:

1x01 "Extreme Aggressor"

(Making Introductions)
Hotch: This is Special Agent Gideon, Special Agent Morgan, our expert on obsessional crimes, Special Agent Reid.
Gideon: (clarifying) Doctor Reid.
Hotchner: Dr. Reid, our expert on, well, everything, and after two years busting my butt in this office, I hope you remember me.

Garcia: (on the phone) You've reached Penelope Garcia in the FBI's Office of Supreme Genius.
Morgan: Hey, it's Morgan. Need you to work me some magic here. I got a program called Deadbolt Defense and a girl with only a couple of hours to live, so what do you know?
Garcia: Then you gotta problem. Deadbolt's the number one password crack-resistant software out there. You're gonna have to get inside this guy's head to get the password.
Morgan: I thought I was calling the Office of Supreme Genius.
Garcia: Well, gorgeous, you've been rerouted to the Office of Too Friggin' Bad.

Elle: There could be an email or a journal in the computer, something that tells us where Heather is. Do you think you can break in?
Morgan: In six drives?
Gideon: "Try again. Fail again. Fail better."
Reid: (nods) Samuel Beckett.
Morgan: "Try not. Do or do not."
(Gideon looks at Reid as he doesn't know the quote)
Reid: Yoda.

Morgan: So what kind of report do they want on him?
Hotch: I suppose whether he's fit to be a field agent. You know, Haley and I were looking at a baby names book. Well, guess what Gideon means in Hebrew.
Reid: (passes by and hears the question) Mighty warrior. Appropriate.

1x02 "Compulsion"

Elle: What... what is the most sinful place on campus?
Morgan: Come on, Elle, when I was in college, it was everywhere.

Gideon: No badges. I don’t want to satisfy the unsub’s need for attention by letting him know the FBI is here. Try not to look official. (looks at the team) Try to look less official.

Campus Patrol Boy: You're one of those FBI guys. Um, like a profiler, right? Like, one look at a crime scene, you can tell what kind of shampoo a killer uses?
Gideon: You sound skeptical.
Campus Patrol Boy: (smiles) Uh, maybe a little. (He grabs his necklace and plays with it)
Gideon: Your girlfriend thinks you're going to break up with her.
Campus Patrol Boy: You're kidding, right?
(later)
Gideon: You broke up with her. No more necklace.
Campus Patrol Boy: Yeah, I kinda wanna date someone else.
Gideon: What's her name?
Campus Patrol Boy: Brian.
Gideon: Oh, well, that's...that's a pretty good reason. Did she take it all right?
Campus Patrol Boy: Yeah. Yeah, other than telling me that homosexuality is a sin, and that I'm going to incur the wrath of God.

Garcia: If I figure it out does it earn me a night of passionate love-making?
Morgan: Most definitely, Sweetness. With Reid.

1x03 "Won't Get Fooled Again"

(Garcia is about to take a bite of her sandwich)
Morgan: You ready to do a little work?
Garcia: (lays sandwich down) Why not? I haven't slept all week. I might as well give up eating too.
Morgan: Aww poor baby, don't let the tears hit the papers or they will be all messy.

Elle: I may have something. Barbara Keller was having some trouble insuring some coins she bought. The insurance company thought they might be fake.
Hotchner: So the insurance company is blowing up annoying clients?

1x09 "52 Pickup"

Jordan: So how bad did I just screw up?
Morgan: On a normal scale of one to 10, I'd say a six. But on Hotch's scale, an 11.

Morgan: Okay, let me school you real quick. What you have to do with these ladies - just take control of the conversation. When you're talking, what makes you feel like an expert?
Reid: Uh... statistics.

Morgan: (discussing Viper) We need to bait him with someone he sees as a challenge.
Reid: To study his style up close and personal is going to take someone that he's already attracted to.
(all eyes are on Emily)
Prentiss: Ahh, oh, this is really gonna suck.

Garcia: Sir, does this guy stuff actually work on real, breathing girls?
Hotchner: (confused) Why are you asking me?
Garcia: I abhor the whole chicks-dig-jerks thing.
Hotchner: Well, fortunately, Garcia, you are one of the exceptions.
Garcia: Be still my bespeckled heart. So are you, sir.
Hotchner: (smiling) Thanks.