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By the pricking of my thumbs by
mentosmorii reviews
In a slightly different world, Artemis discovers magic before that fateful day in Ho Chi Minh City. A necromancy/mage Artemis au.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,798 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 7/30/2019 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S.
Magicae est Potestas by
SomniumofLight reviews
Run after run, the same constants are in place - the same politicians, the same prejudice, and no changes. Until Frisk and Chara decide to accept aid from yet another constant - an email sent by an anonymous supporter. But how much can one simple email really change? (Post-Pacifist Run, Post-The Last Guardian. Rated T to be safe. THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.)
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Undertale - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 202,349 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 7/15/2016
Artemis Fowl: an analysis by
mentosmorii reviews
An essay that seeks to look at the context of the series being published, the themes, and the characters themselves. This serves as the transcript of a future video essay.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl and The Shadow Partner by
division-ten reviews
Cannon divergent post Lost Colony (with some bits of cannon taken from later books) Three months have passed since he saved the demons, and Artemis's magic hasn't faded one lick. Artemis Sr is remembering things from his own younger days- fairy things. If only Commander Root were still alive to sort everything out...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,506 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 12/26/2018
The Bartleby Years by
mentosmorii reviews
A series of drabbles following Artemis during his more mundane adventures as a teenager. Although the main series alluded to his time at Saint Bart's, such as the left-foot Fowl debacle, Dean Guiney being a mediocre head of school, Dr. Po's unsuccessful attempts to get Artemis to open up, and term reports, these chapters attempt to fill in the blanks.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,036 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/4/2019 - Published: 5/29/2019 - Artemis F.
All in an Instant and Before by
Ranowa Hikura reviews
What happens when your worst enemy is yourself? What happens when your best friend is a voice in your head? And what happens when they're both not real? Full summary inside. (Chapters 26-28: New Fic, see inside for details)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,269 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Artemis F., Butler, Foaly, Holly S. - Complete
Sitting on the branches of my family tree by
mentosmorii
A look into the effects of family legacy. Takes place soon after the seventh book and explores the Butler-Fowl family dynamics. Originally posted on ao3.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2019 - Artemis F., Juliet B.
A look into the role of Irish mythology as Colfer's inspiration by
mentosmorii reviews
Although Colfer has stated before that he has drawn from his knowledge of Irish mythology, he has never stated specifically which myths informed his writing. As someone with a bit of a background in Irish mythology, I have made a guess at some of the sources of inspiration, explained a couple of references within the series, and analysed a few characters.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2019
Mainly Harmless, Mostly Human by
mentosmorii reviews
With Artemis and the Butlers' memories repaired following Opal's arrest, things slowly fall back into the way that they used to be. However, disaster looms on the horizon, and Artemis and the People must collaborate once more. The only certainty is that it will take at least two near-death experiences before anyone attempts emotional vulnerability.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/6/2019 - Published: 9/16/2018 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., Juliet B.
Jolly sailor bold by
mentosmorii reviews
"'My pirate prince,' Angeline said." A selkie au exploring the relationship between Artemis Sr. and Angeline — the quote above comes from the sixth book in the series.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2019
Feiceann sí mil ar chuiseogach i ngach áit by
mentosmorii reviews
A one-shot into what it means to be an older brother, the color of rosebushes, and how to paint with watercolors. Insp. from bird.fairy on instagram
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2019
Échec et Mat by
mentosmorii reviews
Years after the last colony, Artemis and Minerva meet again to play chess. A look into the adventures of the horrible teenaged intellectuals of Europe.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2019
Through the looking glass by
mentosmorii
In the year 2003, Artemis and the Butlers woke up with contacts in their eyes. Artemis seeks to understand how this came to pass, and Juliet comes along for the ride (Post-the Eternity Code)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2019 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
Of hair dye and family by
mentosmorii reviews
The Fowl name may have been a weight upon Artemis, but it was nothing more than a surname for his brothers. A short fic looking at hair dye, families beyond blood, and learning to let go.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2019 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
What's in a name by
mentosmorii reviews
As Butler waits to hear back about how Artemis is doing in Haven with Dr. Argon, Juliet moves back to the manor. A character study into Juliet with a side of Butler-Fowl family dynamics.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/9/2019 - Juliet B. - Complete
Too Sentimental by
Fowl Fox reviews
Artemis Senior reflects on his past and the people he’s lost as he deals with his own current insecurities regarding his wife and son. Takes place between books 4 & 5 , as well as decades before then. More action than the description reflects. There will be violence.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 12/18/2018 - Artemis F. Senior, Major, Artemis F., Angeline F.
Experiment by
Hamotron reviews
I can't remember who I am, let alone your name. I can't remember how I got here. In fact, I remember just one thing. I remember you. Perhaps you can tell me what I'm doing here. Maybe this time you're the one with the answers. Because I'm not. I'm scared. I can't say more scared than I've ever been, but it feels that way. I don't know where I am. Worse, I don't know where you are.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,487 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/27/2018 - Published: 5/31/2014
Undercover Disaster by
CaptainS10 reviews
Human AU. Artemis Fowl II is an international level criminal, hunting for his missing father and committing major crimes along the way. Holly Short is simply an officer-in-training on Christmas vacation. But when she gets recruited for a mission to try to stop his latest heist, well... it's just a disaster. Obviously A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 64,495 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/9/2017 - Published: 9/24/2017 - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Winter of Decay by
Kioshima reviews
Post TAC. Following Artemis' recovery from Atlantis complex, Holly is abducted and held to ransom by a mysterious and utterly ruthless foe. While Artemis and the LEP work to save her, it quickly becomes clear that they have drastically underestimated their opponent. A/H. Rated "T" for violence/darker themes. More info inside. Complete but undergoing minor cosmetic surgery.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,045 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 9/24/2016 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
After Me, the Flood by
efka-zoi reviews
With his mother's mental health deteriorating and his father growing increasingly distant, Artemis crosses the final hurdles into adulthood. Artemis's understanding of responsibility and family are further strained when he develops feelings for his bodyguard.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,459 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler
The Pleasures of the Damned by
XFireSermonX reviews
You can't cheat death, and even if you think you have, the universe keeps score and it will get even. But Artemis has never been able to accept the end and when death comes for him this time it is no different. As the ether draws him further away from who he once was he must fight with everything he has to stay whole. *IN THE PROCESS OF A FULL REVISION*
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,553 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S.
Thrower of the Dart by
Vathara reviews
Avengers. Artemis Fowl. AU for something that could have happened instead of book 6...
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 105,632 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 1,929 - Follows: 698 - Published: 5/6/2015 - Artemis F., Holly S., Iron Man/Tony S., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Blue and Hazel by
optimistic girl94 reviews
He couldn't believe he had been wasting his talents living this lie. A small mischievous grin fell across his lips. She promised him true success…he would make up for the wasted time. Artemis Fowl the second was finally back.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,971 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Abstraction by
XFireSermonX reviews
One-shots and drabbles of all kinds. Finely detailed and barley discernible.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/21/2015 - Published: 10/10/2013
If He Listened by
Starrfall reviews
Artemis fowl was, and always has been, a deadly aponent . Of course Artemis has always had one fatal flaw. In this story Artemis learns that taking a leaf out of Butler's book could one day save his life, and that of all his friends.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,367 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Artemis F., Butler, Foaly, Holly S.
C'est La Vie by
Veinne reviews
'Snark, cynicsm and an undeniably selfish heart, all in one person. Really,' Holly thought sarcastically, 'what more could people want in Artemis Fowl? ' Drabbles.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 25,235 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The New Fowl by
BlackMoon10 reviews
First FF! Artemis has been brought back from the dead, but there's something off with him. Could it be that the villainous Fowl is back, and ready to pull his biggest heist ever, one that could cost lives? Can Holly bring back the old Artemis, or is he too far gone to be saved? Rated for content in later chapters (maybe?). (I had no idea what categories to put this in...)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Artemis F., Butler, Foaly, Holly S.
I Know What You Squid Last Night by
freudwithwings reviews
To save his friends time and strife, Artemis writes all their official post-crisis incident reports. This arrangement works well for everybody, until suddenly it doesn't.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Beautiful Indifference by
verita dea reviews
She was created in a desperate attempt to save himself from grief. She was programmed to know everything, to function and live like a human being. She was never meant to feel.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,734 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Artemis F. - Complete
What Children Believe by
efka-zoi reviews
In the wake of the Fowl Star disaster, Artemis must decide what he believes in - and Butler must decide if he can believe in Artemis. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Chocolate Chips of Doom by
JRavenTheFangirl reviews
Artemis needs to learn some life skills, and who better to teach him that than Butler? Unfortunately, things don't go as planned when the chocolate chips come out... one-shot. Just humor, fluff, no OOC, technically, and just fun.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Monster by
Blue Seidr reviews
Set before AC. Oneshot about Artemis's guilt-ridden descent into madness. Please read!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Artemis F. - Complete
A Viper's Venom by
Setkia reviews
"A viper uses its venom as a way of attacking, it is inexcusable to poison another living organism and it is wrong to-" For the first time, Mr. Dawson heard the voice of the fifteen year old boy with the dark black hair and mismatched eyes speak up. "It's defense."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Beauty and The Beast by
KellyCat77 reviews
An AU story of the first book. What if the fairies couldn't pay the ransom? What would become of Holly? And what would happen to that cold twelve year old genius? A/H!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 49 - Words: 80,082 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Director's cut by
Machaon's Apprentice reviews
Quand on a l'infortune de diriger le collège que fréquente le plus surprenant génie criminel d'Europe, il faut innover pour survivre.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - French - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Artemis F. - Complete
5 Ways To Annoy Artemis Fowl by
Reader-Writer-Animator reviews
Can you guess what annoys Artemis Fowl II the most? Find out in this list of snippets about who wins, Artemis v.s. the things he hates.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Mix Tape by
LaughingGrimmReaper reviews
Artemis Fowl can steal anything. Or so he thinks. When the myth of a Mix Tape telling a person's deepest secrets is revealed Artemis is on the case. However, what he does not know is the one watching his back. The one pulling the strings, always making things complicated. Who is this character and why is HE interested in Artemis' doing?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,580 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
Stumble Foot by
Ajluv reviews
Klutz, clumsy, two left feet, and even worse- stumble foot. Artemis Fowl has been called all of these things, due to his tendency to trip over anything and everything that stands in his path. Worst of all, these nicknames are uncannily true.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S., Mulch D. - Complete
Age: 6 Occupation: Hacker by
IzztreeRocks912 reviews
Artemis Fowl, at age six, hacks into school computers to make the test questions a "little" more challenging (as mentioned in book 6). Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Angeline F., Artemis F. - Complete
Ma manière de t'aimer by
Mensonge reviews
Quand Artémis découvre l'Amour et décide de le sublimer, quand il met tout son génie au service de son obsession, Holly pourra-t-elle résister? Un amour unique, Artémis/Holly comme vous ne les avez jamais vu. Note: attention à mon pseudonyme...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - French - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Liar's Looking Glass by
Riversound reviews
'It's hard to see the future with tears in your eyes, and Myles is afraid that his family will go completely blind.' How can you cope with tragedy when you deny that it ever happened?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/29/2013 - [Artemis F., Minerva P.] Myles F. - Complete
Poco a Poco by
gatsburies reviews
AU where Artemis loses interest in being the head of the Fowl Industries, and he composes music as he begins to take over the business. No Last Guardian in this verse. Once he becomes stuck on composing, Artemis finds musical inspiration in the most silent, stoic of places. Artler, fluffy slash. Disclaimer on my profile.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
The Ghosts in the Cellar by
IndigoProphecy reviews
Fowl Manor hides the Fowls' many haunting secrets and buried lies. When Artemis unearths the most tragic secret of all, he realizes that there are some things better left unseen and forgotten. Oneshot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Artemis F.
A Necessary Darkness by
XFireSermonX reviews
He stood, looking down at her, disgust twisting his young features. So often he spoke gently, pretending to be her little boy, protected her against the things that kept him awake at night. Now it seemed he was unable to hide his contempt..or no longer wanted to. Takes place before the first book, describes some of the events that took place before the Fowl Siege.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,306 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler - Complete
Artemis's Ninety-Nine Percent by
Bookworm1756 reviews
"I once scored a ninety-nine percent on a mathematics assignment. I was mortified. I had forgotten to round up the third decimal point place. Imagine my embarrassment." –Artemis Fowl II, The Artemis Fowl Files, during the interview when asked what his most embarrassing moment was. Oneshot on what I believe happened.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Artemis F. - Complete
Endings and Beginnings by
Ranowa Hikura reviews
Begins right after the second to last chapter of The Last Guardian and continues on to the final chapter and beyond. Spoilers for The Last Guardian! SPOILERS! No romance in here, but Artemis/Holly romance in the epilogue.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 135,672 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
The Lonesome Heart by
Take-2-Pay-4-1 reviews
"With this ring, I give you my heart." Who would ever have thought that such a simple line from a wedding vow would lead into so much chaos and trouble? No one, either living, or... dead. / Will contain spoilers from all eight Artemis Fowl books. Set in the 1800's. AU. DARK ArtemisXHolly. Update each Saturday.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Corpse Bride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,185 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Artemis F. - Complete
Why Artemis shouldn't be left home alone by
Ranowa Hikura reviews
Complete crack fic, oneshot, total OOC... Foaly has hair problems, Holly and Butler have discovered a new workout, and Artemis is, um... well... yeah, enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Complete
Three Years Too Late by
Ranowa Hikura reviews
Oneshot. H/A friendship or pre-romance, whatever your choice. Rated for character death. An alternate ending of Lost Colony. Artemis and Holly get back from Hybras and Artemis quickly finds that not all is as he left it.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis and the Chocolate Factory by
Wonkaverse reviews
How the legendary tour in Willy Wonka's factory would have turned out if the most intelligent child in Western Europe had wanted to find a Golden Ticket.
Crossover - Artemis Fowl & Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,322 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Artemis F., Willy Wonka - Complete
The Things We Cherish by
CieloCrimisi reviews
TPG contest entry. Takes place between Artemis Sr.'s disappearance and the events of AF 1. Features some slightly depressing Butler and Artemis fluffiness. No, not that kind of fluffiness. Sorry.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Irritation by
Lexical Item reviews
The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 665 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Wings of a Butterfly by
NoaShado reviews
Oneshot! I close my eyes, crying with him. One, two, three. When I open my eyes, it will all be undone. Please...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by
fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
What Makes a Father? by
Fierce Kitten reviews
Early Father's Day tribute. Butler loves his young charge like a son. So every Father's Day, he's always hit with a powerful jealousy towards Timmy Fowl. But Artemis Fowl hasn't forgotten his favorite manservant this year.... One-Shot. Short.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
Human Anomalies by
Asilda reviews
When Artemis gets his appendix removed Holly thinks he's dying. Turns out fairies can't live without appendixes, so they don't know humans don't need them. Holly rushes to Artemis's side. Epilogue added at the suggestion of one kind reviewer.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Thou Shalt Not Swear by
WolfButler reviews
Artemis discovers a gap in his knowledge and sets out to fill it... everyone else is determined to stop him. The Butler's have a little adventure too...and all of this brings about some interesting consequences.Go on read it... you know you're intrigued!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
Dinnertime by
Tomo Potter reviews
Butler is having a tough time feeding young Artemis. Short warmup piece. Warning: Adorable.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Butler Knows Best by
Dlvvanzor reviews
Artemis hasn't been treating himself well, and Butler finally steps in. Oneshot. Butler POV
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Recognition by
The Prettiest Frog in the Pond reviews
- "I don't know who you are, but you aren't my son." - The very first time Angeline failed to recognise her child. Oneshot, Angeline's POV.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Angeline F., Artemis F. - Complete
Winter Wonderland by
WolfButler reviews
Just another little story about Artemis's childhood! A Christmas one though! :D
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,853 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
Just My Cup Of Tea by
WolfButler reviews
A little episode of a young Artemis trying to be nice! It all goes a bit pearshaped though! My first FanFic! Hope you like it! :D by the way Eoin Colfer owns everything! except the cup of tea! I thought made it with an imaginary kettle so it is mine!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Butler, Artemis F. - Complete
Requiem for Genius by
JuliennePotato reviews
Artemis has been playing the piano since before he can remember. His family hails him as a virtuoso. Artemis thinks he's a fraud. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
Insomnia by
verita dea reviews
The situation was out of his hands. Why, then, does he lose sleep over it? AN in profile.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2007
Checkmate by
verita dea reviews
Artemis has always been able to weasel out of tight situations, but this time, it seems he's out of luck. One shot, see profile for author's note.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,669 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
The Trials of Fatherhood by
Lleayn reviews
Oneshot. In an attempt to gain his father's approval, Artemis pushes himself a little too far. Preseries. R&R
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
At the Root of Ambition by
an-angel-in-hell reviews
At the age of four, Artemis Fowl had discovered his life's ambition... to be the richest man in the world.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Butler - Complete
His Son's Father by
The White Lily reviews
[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orion Awards, including Best Characterisation and Best Overall
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,254 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/3/2005 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior - Complete
Fowl by
Labschiz reviews
[Oneshot.] Your name is real. Your lies are real. Our, no...your power is real. You have a responsibility to protect your family and their wealth. Dreams will only hinder you. Fowls do not dream.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Artemis F., Angeline F. - Complete
Solitude by
Labschiz reviews
[Oneshot.] The story of Artemis' first school experience and a pain that marked a turning point in his youth. Friendship? Is there really such a thing?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Artemis F. - Complete
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Artemis Experiments Weird reviews
It's been a few months since Artemis Fowl has been mindwiped by the LEP when he notices peculiar glitches around, and ends up discovering an uncanny dimension : the Wired. Artemis' lust for power takes over, and as he has forgotten all about his spark of decency, the fairies will face the consequences of distrusting him. Set after The Eternity Code.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,757 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Artemis F., Butler, Foaly, Holly S. - Complete
Our Family Values reviews
His father has been missing, presumed dead, for almost a year. With his mother falling deeper and deeper into a state of mental breakdown, Artemis only has one door left to turn to. Oneshot, preseries.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/10/2018 - Angeline F., Artemis F., Butler - Complete
Memento Mori reviews
"Death is never late, but when it arrives earlier... what happens ?" In order to save one of his only friends, Artemis makes one of his biggest mistakes, and unintentionally introduce his friends to the most feared and mysterious of worlds : the world of the deads... Will his mind and the People's magic be able to save them, or will his untold guilt be stronger ? Set after TTP.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,722 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 6/17/2014