IzztreeRocks912
 Author has written 11 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. IF THERE ARE ANY NON MINERVA PARADIZO HATERS OUT THERE PLEASE LET ME KNOW BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE I AM THE ONLY ONETHESE DAYS WHO DOESN'T HATE HER Info about me! Real name: Isabel (though everyone calls me Izzi) Last name: not telling Gender: Not male Age: I won't say exactly but I will say that I am under 14 so some of my writing may not be that good, but please cut me some slack, I'm an amateur writer. Race: Half Chinese and Half Portuguese but I live in the US. Birthplace: San Jose, California. The capital of Silicon Valley, or the Bay Area, or whatever you care to call it. Anyway, WHOO HOO! Current residence: Missouri. Current city: YOU CRAZY STALKERS!!!! Musical Instruments played: piano (almost 8 and a half years) and clarinet (about a year and a half at school) Favorite books or book series: 15 1. Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl, perfect tie (J.K. Rowling, Eoin Colfer) 3. Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Heroes of Olympus included, even though I know they're two seperate series) (Rick Riordan) 4. A Song of Ice and Fire (George R.R. Martin) (A middle school student reading adult fantasy. How could that go wrong, huh?) 5. The Hunger Games (Suzanne Collins) Favorite TV shows 15: 1.I really don't watch TV but I LOVE watching Doctor Who on Netflix. You can tell by my email signature: #ClarinetsRuleSpaceAndTime #TARDISForever #Allons-y #Run #Don'tBlink #TimeLords #BadWolf #Geronimo #BowTiesAreCool #SouffleGirl 2. Game of Thrones 3. Modern Family 4. The Big Bang Theory 5. Selfie (I know a lot of people don't like this show but I actually think it's really funny. I only started watching it because it has Karen Gillan in it, but it's gotten a lot better. Sadly, ABC canceled it.) Favorite Movies or Movie Series: 15 1. Star Wars, Harry Potter, Back to the Future, perfect tie 4. Transformers 5. Night at the Museum (both of them. I haven't gotten a chance to see the third one yet, though) Favorite fictional characters, in no particular order: Arya Stark, and just the Starks in general, even Sansa, who people hate, I know (ASoIaF/GoT, George R.R. Martin), Annabeth Chase (PJO, Rick Riordan), Minerva Paradizo, who people also hate (AF, Eoin Colfer) Ginny Weasley (HP, J.K. Rowling), Juliet Butler (AF, Eoin Colfer), Opal Koboi (AF, Eoin Colfer) Favorite singer: Taylor Swift Favorite Taylor Swift songs in no particular order: Picture to Burn (favorite line(s): "I hate that stupid old pickup truck you never let me drive/you're a redneck heartbreak who's really bad at lyin'), Long Live ("long live the walls we crashed through/I had the time of my life fighting dragons with you"), Haunted ("come on, come on, don't leave me like this/I thought I had you figured out"), The Story of Us ("so many things that you wish I knew/but the story of us might be ending soon"), Sparks Fly ("my mind forgets to remind me/you're a bad idea), Fearless ("And I don't know why, but with you I'd dance/In a storm in my best dress, fearless"), The Lucky One ("And they say you bought a bunch of land somewhere/chose the rose garden over Madison Square/And it took a while, but I understand it now"), Holy Ground ("I was reminiscing just the other day/while having coffee all alone and lord it took me away"), Our Song ("I was walking up the front porch steps after everything that day/Had gone all wrong or been trampled on and lost and thrown away"), Better Than Revenge "Do you still feel like you know what you're doing/cause I don't think you do"), Blank Space ("Screaming, crying, perfect storms, I can make all the tables turn/Rose garden filled with thorns, keep you second guessing") Hobbies: You can probably tell since I waste my life on fanfiction. In case you can't, it's reading and writing and rec soccer (which doesn't pertain to fanfiction, but that's why I'm tellling you. My friends describe me as: Smart Other info: I'm random. Oh, by the way, Yamaha is the weirdest brand ever. It makes musical instruments and motorcycles. They shouldn't be so random. Also, I'm not a hypocrite, and I say that kind of sarcastically. Friends on Fanfiction.net: randomosity4arty (those of you who have read the seventh Artemis Fowl, notice the 4), GreatReader3, PrincessSapphire1020, TheBigCat Friends in Fanfiction.net that I actually know in real life: randomosity4arty (friends since kindergarten, excluding first grade, when we were put in different classes and COMPLETELY forgot about each other.) Everything from now on is copy and paste, at least, I think so. Some stuff might be repeated, but that's just because I copied stuff from multiple people's profiles and didn't bother to check whether or not I had it in here already. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances at all, and instead stay out to read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most people wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone for that matter. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT, I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, Princess Marauder, dbzchichifan, Mortalinstrumentsgurl1, booknerd998, Bookworm1756, IzztreeRocks912 1) Have you ever been asked out? Nope 2)Where did you get your default picture? google 3) What's your middle name? Do I have to tell you? 4) Your current relationship status? Single! 5) Does your crush like you back? I don't have one 6) What is your current mood? Kinda bored but it's also kinda fun taking this quiz 7) What color of underwear are you wearing? Uhh.. i think white, I'm not checking o_o 8) What color shirt are you wearing? I'm wearing zebra striped pajamas 9) Missing something? My best friends who go to a different school than me :( 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Not talking with my friends more back in elementary school 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Dolphin. No explanation needed. They are simply awesome. 12) Ever had a near death experience? Nope 13) Something you do a lot? Doctor Who...And read, but that's an obvious one 14) The song stuck in your head? Blank Space by Taylor Swift, I'm listening to it right now and it's SO CATCHY 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? randomosity4arty 16) Name someone with the same birthday as you? FRANK FRICKING SINATRA (Dec. 12) also Mayim Bialik, who plays Amy on Big Bang Theory 17) When was the last time you cried? This morning when there was a spider on my hairbrush. I HATE SPIDERS 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? With a choir, yes 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? invisibility, or flying. Hard to decide 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Ummmmmm...very strange quetion 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Peppermint hot chocolate during the holidays, if it's not the holidays a regular hot chocolate, and also a bacon or sausage sandwich 22) What's your biggest secret? Well...if I told you people, wouldn't it defeat the purpose of a secret? 23) Favorite color? PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? Sometimes I watch Phineas and Ferb with my friend at sleepovers. Also, sometimes we watch Hello Kitty or My Little Pony with her little sister and then make fun of it afterwards. 25) What are you? A girl, an Artemis Fowl fan, a Percy Jackson fan, a GoT/ASoIaF fan, a shy person, a nerd, a proud nerd, and in general just a nerd. Also a firm believer in RL=J. 26) Do you speak any other language? I speak Mandarin Chinese since my mom is Chinese, it was actually my first language. My parents didn't even actually teach me English, I just picked it up at preschool when I was like 3. I speak a little bit of Portuguese, and I'm learning French in school. 27) What's your favorite smell? vanilla or peppermint 28) Describe your LIFE IN one word what would it be? Ummm... 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? NO...ewwwwww 30) What are you thinking about right now? How hard it is multitasking, doing this quiz, listening to Taylor Swift, and playing Trivia Crack at the same time 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My brother. Just in general. 33) Do you like working in the yard? If it's raking leaves and then jumping in the pile, yes. Otherwise, no. 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Fowl. That would be amazing. Or Stark. Because the Starks are awesome. But I would even settle for Snow. 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? Nope, I'm just the same nerdy, sarcastic and maybe slightly condescending self. It's not actual condescension, it's kind of a sarcastic condescension, you know? 36) What is your natural HAIR COLOR? Dark brown 37) Who was the last person to make you cry? When Portugal lost in the World Cup. I was in Portugal visiting my relatives at the time, and if you are even part European, you know what it's like: You're kind of obliged to be a fan of that team, otherwise your family will shun you, and especially if you're Portuguese or part Portuguese like me you basically have to like Ronaldo and not even by associated with anyone who's a Messi fan, but still, I do like watching soccer, and Cristiano is my favorite soccer (football) player. CR7 forever, right? 38) What should you be doing? I don't know, it's a Friday. TMI TAG Last sport you played? Basketball in PE You know someone was too lazy to read the Harry Potter books when your conversation with them goes something like... You: Have you read the Harry Potter series? Person: Oh yeah. Which book was your favorite? (And wow, how simpleminded are Americans, I just got autocorrected for spelling "favorite" like "favourite." HELLO PEOPLE BRITAIN CAME FIRST, GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT and now back to the story) You: Deathly Hallows. Person: Part one or part two? Twilight/Harry Potter confrontation: Twilight fan: Twilight rocks! Harry Potter sucks! Ha ha ha ha ha ha Harry Potter fan: Oh, I'm sorry Twilight, I can't hear you over the sound of our THEME PARK! 95% of teens today would have heart failures if Instagram had a system failure and was completely destroyed. 3% would be laughing at everyone else. If you are part of the 2% that hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile. (If only I knew how...) If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (Several times to several people...most of the time not even real people. Most of the time it's people like Mitty Blake (Code Orange) or Harry Potter or Percy Jackson just for being plain stupid. But sometimes, it's real people) If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. (randomosity4arty) If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (This is one of those.) If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile (Several times...) If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (This is, like, an immediate answer.) If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (This is what I'm doing right now, right?) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Ice skates. Duh.) My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Coughrandomosity4artycough) If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. (I once read a 553 page book in 2 days.) Reading is all I do 24/7. Basically. I mean, besides school and sleeping. But sometimes I READ in my DREAMS!!!!It's crazy! Like one time in like third grade I had a dream that I was reading Harry Potter and that's what got me reading the series in the first place (by the way, it was WAY different in my dream than in real life. But maybe that had to do with the fact that I read like the entire series in one ten-minute dream. Only, I heard dreams only last like 5 seconds or something, and now I'm just babbling.) If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then copy and paste this in your profile. For those of you who watch the Big Bang Theory, Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock is awesome. And I memorized the rules! Rock smashes Scissors. Rock crushes Lizard. Paper covers Rock. Paper disproves Spock (my favorite). Scissors cuts Paper. Scissors decapitate Lizard. Lizard eats Paper. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock vaporizes Rock. Spock dissolves Scissors. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. (Uh, yeah!) If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If FanFiction to you is what Instagram or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile. (Or Twitter. Or cell phones. Yeah, that's right. I don't have a cell phone.) If you've ever won an award for writing copy and paste this into your profile. If your pet peeve is people failing the English language, copy and paste this into your profile. (PEOPLE, not PERSONS!) Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what genius came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile. (And check out Teutophobia. Sorry, Germans, I guess some people don't like you that much.) Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (Once a planet, always a planet.) If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer. 65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather than read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile. (65 percent of teenagers are crazy, apparently.) If you've been ever called a "weirdo" or "freak" or any other supposedly rude name to your face and took it as a compliment, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time. Same goes for nerd, dork, and basically anything else that a mainstream teenager would find insulting. NERDY AND PROUD!!!!!!!!!) (\_/) HELP THE BUNNY!!!! (I named him Bob) Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. this is this cat this is is cat this is how cat this is to cat this is keep cat this is a cat this is retard cat this is busy cat this is for cat this is forty cat this is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on (or at least, smiling) Her name was Aurora Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad Copy and paste this if you are against child abuse and want to kick all of the abusers butts cause you hate 'em! How much am I worth? Natural Hair Color: [x] Brown - $100 [ ] Blonde - $50 [ ] Black - $15 [ ] Bald - $5 [ ] other - $75 Total: $100 Eye Color: [x ] Brown - $50 [ ] Green - $75 [ ] Blue - $150 [ ]Hazel - $100 [ ] Other - $15 Total: $150 Height: [ ] Over 7' - $200 [ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175 [ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150 [ x]5'5" to 5'11" - $75 [ ] 5'0"-5'4" - $85 [ ] Under 5'0"- $60 Total: $225 Age: [ ] 50 to 56 - $175 [ ] 46 to 50 - $150 [ ] 41 to 45 - $125 [ ] 31 to 40 - $100 [ ] 26 to 30 - $75 [ ] 21 to 25 - $50 [ ] 19 to 20 - $25 [x] 0 to 18 - $100 Total so far: $325 Birth Order: [ ] Twins or more than twins - $750 [ ]First born - $320 [ ] Only Child - $250 [x ] Second born - $150 [ ] Middle child - $100 [ x] Last Born - $100 [ ] Third born - $550 [ ] Fourth born - $300 [ ] Fifth born - $400 [ ] Sixth born -$215 Total: $575 Drink? [ ] I did like once - $400 [ ] Only Holidays - $250 [ ] Sometimes - $215 [ ] YES - $200 [ ] Only weekends - $300 [ ] Every other day - $50 [ ] Once a day - $15 [ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ BACK TO ZERO! [x]No - $600 Total so far: $1175 Vision? [ ]Perfect vision - $400 [x ] Need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200 [ ] No correction - $100 [x ] Glasses - $50 (I wear them sometimes but sometimes I forget, and I only need them at school) [ ] Contacts - $25 [ ] Surgical correction - $100 Total so far: $1425 Favorite Colors (multiple): [x ] Green - $750 [ ]Red - $600 [ ] Black - $100 [ ]Yellow -$475 [ ] Brown - $300 [x] Purple - $225 [x ] White - $400 [x] Aqua - $350 [ ] Orange - $300 [x] Blue - $300 [ ] Pink - $100 [x ] Other - $500 (silver, gold, chrome) Total: $3350 Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes - $0 [x] Nope - $1000 (Smart me!) [ ] some - $750 TOTAL: $4350 lost your pen = no pen no pen = no notes no notes = no study no study = fail fail = no diploma no diploma = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = you get skinny you get skinny = ugly ugly = no love no love = no marriage no marriage = no children no children = alone alone = depressed depressed = sickness sickness= DEATH! PEOPLE DO NOT LOSE YOUR PENS!!! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Percabethrox17, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, Annabeth Supporter, awesomexxxadrienne, CarriieBerriie, CoolWater123, NuEra, Thalia Grace-Pinecone Face, Daughter-Of-Jove, crystalluv4book, BOOKWORM1756, IzztreeRocks912 Try it without looking at answers- 1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9 2) Multiply by 3 then 3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...) 4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number… 5) Add the digits together Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below : 1. Einstein 2. Nelson Mandela 5. Bill Gates 6. Gandhi 7. Brad Pitt 8. Hitler 9. IzztreeRocks912 10. Hobo! PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!! Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" Copy this into your profile if you hate racism! 17 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE ELEVATOR 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly. 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." (This is my favourite.) 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi, Greg. How's your day been?" HOW TO MAKE SOMEONE FREAK OUT ON HALLOWEEN: (By the way, I made this up, but you're welcome to copy and paste it if you want to) Materials: Trick or treat bag, costume, anything to make you look like a normal trick or treater. At least one other person with all of the above Instructions: Go up to a house with the other person. Ring the doorbell or knock, like you normally would. When they open the door, "whisper" to the person, really loudly, "Did you bring the eggs?" Chances are, this will be handy if you want to get as much candy as possible without actually getting arrested for destruction of property. How to Tell if You're a Writer If you talk to yourself. Yep If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) Yep If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) Yep If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ If you live off of sugar and caffeine. If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet. Yep If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Heck, yeah!) If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. (Sometimes...most of the time... *nibbles cookie so doesn't have to speak more*) If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. (I have literally thousands of pencils scattered around my house, and, like, nine objects used to write. Two laptops, three notebooks, over two hundred sticky notes, another carry-me-in-a-purse notebook, agenda, and hand. Yes, I write on my hand. A LOT.) If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. If people think you might have A.D.D. If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason Artemis Fowl Pledge I promise to remember Artemis Whenever I'm thinking hard I promise to remember Holly Whenever I’m called a wild card I promise to protect nature For the People’s sake of course I promise to remember Julius When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Foaly Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Butler Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Mulch Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Angeline Whenever I meet someone that makes me feel alright I promise to remember Trouble Whenever I see an older sibling scold their younger brother I promise to remember Opal Whenever I see someone who values themself above all others I promise to remember Artemis Senior Whenever someone escapes death I promise to remember Minerva Whenever a girl wants to be the best I promise to remember the Fowl twins when my home is beginning to unsettle. I promise to remember the magma chutes whenever I see something melting metal. I promise to remember Juliet whenever a friend takes one for the team I promise to remember Vishby whenever I hear a frustrated scream I promise to remember Doodah whenever I see someone driving hardcore I promise to remember the secret fairy chutes whenever I see a hole in the floor I promise to remember those who fought in the time stream whenever I see someone go against the flow Yes I promise to remember Artemis Fowl Wherever I may go Hogwarts Rules FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), Potato Jam 7 (USA), Bookworm1756 (Canada), IzztreeRocks912 (USA) Why America has some issues: 1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front, then a few months later the roles will be switched. It's a vicious cycle. 4. Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, 20-piece chicken nuggets, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON, THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS? (If any government officials are reading this and are offended, sorry. But hey, freedom of speech, right?) YOU KNOW YOU ARE ADDICTED TO FANFICTION WHEN: 10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews." 9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? 8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. 7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet. 6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie. 5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. 4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny. 3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context. 2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. 1. You repost this onto your profile! :) 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life (School – 1957 vs 2013): Scenario: Jack goes rabbit shooting before school, pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. Scenario: Robbie won't be still in class, disrupts other students. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. Scenario: Pedro fails high school English. Scenario (I made this one up): Teacher mixes up two students' names because they look alike 1957: The students say, "I know, we get that a lot" 2007: The two students, being Asian-American, file a complaint to the school board on the grounds of racial discrimination and segregation. The teacher gets fired and has to work a minimum wage job for a living to feed her family. IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Be prepared. I have a lot of Taylor Swift stuff on here. If you don't like her, skip ahead. Opening Credits: My Dilemma by Selena Gomez (Already??) Waking Up: Lips Are Movin' by Meghan Trainor (hmm) First Day of School: The Best Day by Taylor Swift (If you like school, maybe) Falling In Love: Haunted by Taylor Swift (This is more breakup, but okay) Fight Song: Better Than Revenge by Taylor Swift (I swear to god I put this on shuffle. I promise. No joke. I'm serious) Breaking Up: Red by Taylor Swift (this should be switched with Falling in Love and we'll be good) Prom Night: All Too Well by Taylor Swift (I haven't actually gotten around to listening to this song that much yet, so I'll have to get back to you) Graduation: Today Was A Fairytale by Taylor Swift (This works, if the "today" you're referring to is graduation and you're glad to be out of high school) Life: Doctor Who Theme Song (OHHH MY GODD THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT LIFE YESSSSSS) Mental Breakdown: 22 by Taylor Swift (kind of the opposite, actually) Driving: Enchanted by Taylor Swift (not really, no) Flashback: Fifteen by Taylor Swift (OH MY GOD THIS WORKS SOOOOOO WELL EVEN BETTER THAN THE FIGHT SONG I AM ACTUALLY KIND OF SCARED IT'S LIKE THERE ARE FORCES AT WORK HERE THAT IS CREEPY) Getting Back Together: Speak Now by Taylor Swift (this is actually about crashing a wedding, but at the end they do get back together so, yeah, it works.) Wedding: Forever and Always by Taylor Swift (This is a breakup song, so not really sure what that foreshadows about the happiness of the marriage. The title works, though) Birth of a Child: Close Your Eyes by Meghan Trainor (Nope. Just nope.) Final Battle: Picture to Burn by Taylor Swift (YESSSS except this was actually one of her first songs, but whatever, it still works and now I can't help it I'm singing along now I HATE THAT STUPID OLD PICKUP TRUCK YOU NEVER LET ME DRIVE, YOU'RE A REDNECK HEARTBREAK WHO'S REALLY BAD AT LYIN' yeah you get the idea. It's an awesome song.) Funeral Song: You Belong With My by Taylor Swift (maybe she's talking about death, I don't know) Let's try again, shall we? This is so fun. Waking Up: I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift (already? Wow, quick reflexes, huh?) First Day of School: A Place In This World by Taylor Swift (I guess it works, in a way) Falling In Love: A Perfectly Good Heart by Taylor Swift (This is a breakup song, so not really) Fight Song: All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor (hmm, no comment) Breaking Up: Mine by Taylor Swift (AGAIN! Switch this with falling in love and we would be perfect!) Prom Night: Dear Future Husband by Meghan Trainor (kinda jumping to some conclusions there, Meghan, and I swear I would just like to have Long Live by Taylor Swift come up for prom night, that is literally a song about getting crowned prom queen. But then it would be kinda creepy, like with flashbacks last time.) Graduation: Ours by Taylor Swift (Again, if Long Live came up, it would also work because that song is also about moving on to a new chapter in your life and oh look, my iPod just ran out of battery, I'll have to charge it.) Life: Close Your Eyes by Meghan Trainor (This could work, maybe) Mental Breakdown: I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift (maybe it could lead to a mental breakdown? I don't know.) Driving: Mean by Taylor Swift (hmm. Again, no comment) Flashback: The Lucky One by Taylor Swift (This so works!! Not as much as Fifteen, but it still works) Getting Back Together: You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift (Kind of) Wedding: Haunted by Taylor Swift (not really, no. Just no.) Birth of a Child: Title by Meghan Trainor (not really, but none of her songs really fit into any category) Final Battle: Holy Ground by Taylor Swift (I guess, maybe) Funeral Song: Lips Are Movin' by Meghan Trainor (Ditto birth of a child) Another try: Waking Up: Holy Ground by Taylor Swift (not really) First Day of School: Long Live by Taylor Swift (first of all, I love this song so much, but it's actually kind of the opposite, so no) Falling In Love: Fearless by Taylor Swift (OH MY GODDD!!!!! YESSS!!! AGAIN, IT IS CREEPY HOW WELL THIS WORKS actually not really, because a lot of her songs are about falling in love, but whatever) Fight Song: Lips Are Movin' by Meghan Trainor (This actually works pretty well) Breaking Up: The Story of Us by Taylor Swift (Again! It's still kind of creepy, but she has a lot of breakup songs too, so...yeah) Prom Night: Blank Space by Taylor Swift (This actually works pretty well, especially the chorus) Graduation: Title by Meghan Trainor (Nope) Life: When The Sun Goes Down by Selena Gomez (kind of...really depends on the kind of person you are though) Mental Breakdown: Speak Now by Taylor Swift (again, it's a song about crashing a wedding, so yeah, kinda works) Driving: Picture to Burn by Taylor Swift (not really, but again it's so catchy SO WATCH ME STRIKE A MATCH ON ALL MY WASTED TIME, AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED YOUR JUST ANOTHER PICTURE TO BURN) Flashback: The Lucky One by Taylor Swift (Oh my god! Again?!?!?! This is the exact same song that came up for flashback in the last one, and it works!) Getting Back Together: Dear Future Husband by Meghan Trainor (yeah, kinda) Wedding: All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor (nope) Birth of a Child: Close Your Eyes by Meghan Trainor (AGAIN!!! Same song as before! That's the second time that's happened! But no, it still doesn't really work) Final Battle: The Heart Wants What It Wants by Selena Gomez (kind of) Funeral Song: Stay Stay Stay by Taylor Swift (Nope. This song is awfully cheerful for a funeral) Q1: In Which Battle Did Napoleon Die? Ans: *In his last battle Q2: Where Was The Declaration Of Independence Signed? Ans: *At the bottom of the paper Q3: River Ravi Flows In Which State? Ans: *liquid Q4: What Is The Main Reason For Divorce? Ans: *Marriage Q5: What Is The Main Reason For Failure? Ans: *Exams Q6: What Can You Never Eat For Breakfast? Ans: *Lunch and Dinner Q7: What Looks Like Half An Apple? Ans: *the other half Q8: If You Throw A Red Stone Into The Blue Sea, What Will It Become? Ans: *It will simple become wet Q9: How Can A Man Go Eight Days Without Sleeping? Ans: *No problem, he sleeps at night Q10: How Can You Lift An Elephant With One Hand? Ans: *You will never find an elephant that only has one hand Q11: It Took Eight Men Ten Hours To Build A Wall, How Long Will It Take Four Men To Build It? Ans: *No time at all, the wall is already built Q12: How Can You Drop An Egg On A Concrete Floor Without Cracking It? Ans: *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. Friends and Best Friends: FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN FORREST, RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Would share their dessert with you BEST FRIENDS: Swipes your dessert and leaves you with nothing good to eat and by doing so lets you lead a happier, healthier life FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Help you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Would ask their mom to buy you a b-day gift. BEST FRIENDS: Would spend half their college money getting you the perfect present. FRIENDS: Would be a little sad if you rejected the present their mom got you. BEST FRIENDS: Would just shrug and take the present for their own. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!! Harry Voldemort, Voldemort Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry Voldemort Edward. Therefore, Harry Edward. So, Harry Potter Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile. This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done! 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 24. Have called someone to ask for their phone number and didn't realize that you had dialed it not seven seconds ago 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you have a true friend, copy this into your profile If you read peoples profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what FaceBook is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy and paste this on your profile. If you like cake copy and paste this into your profile. If you like ice cream copy and paste this into your profile. If you have over five 'copy-and-pastes' in your profile copy and paste this into your profile. If you love to get reviews, copy and paste this on your profile If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile (coughrandomosity4artycough) If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile. If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off! (Seriously, up until I started a fanfiction account and saw this on somebody's profile, I literally had never heard of Abercrombie and Fitch. Honest.) If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (24/7) Copy and paste this if you've ever wanted to jump into a book and strangle a character for being dumb. (coughmittyblakeharrypotterpercyjacksoncough) If you are that person who, after they post a story, check their stats minute after minute and shout for joy when you get ONE review... copy and paste this on your profile! If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile (or a Facebook) I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn'tmttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile! 7H15 M3554G3 53RV35 7O PR0V3 H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4N D0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5! 1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5! 1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG 17 WA5 H4RD BU7 N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3 Y0UR M1ND 1S R34D1NG 17 4U70M471C4LLY W17H 0U7 3V3N 7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17, B3 PROUD! 0NLY C3R741N P30PL3 C4N R3AD 7H15. My friend (username randomosity4arty) summed up the Harry Potter series in about 16 sentences. All thoughts and rights go to randomosity4arty, siriusly. hehe get it? Siriusly. Regular: randomosity4arty's thoughts, italics:My thoughts after I heard her Book 1: Harry puts on a talking hat, either he is delusional or the hat is messed up. Or it is the sorting hat, but that is the boring explanation. Book 2: He kills a diary, what is the diary going to do? Reveal his deepest secret feelings about a certain red head? More like murder her. Or, you know, just possess her, but no big deal, right? Book 3: His godfather wants to kill him, or so he thinks. I don't know where to start. Book 4: Harry's is jealous of ol' man Diggory. More like young man Diggory that Cho adores. Book 5: He get's to know Umbridge like that back of his hand. You got that from a book right? Yup Book 6: Harry has an armchair as a professor. Please, he isn't a professor, he is a wimp. Book 7: Harry dumps the red head There is a BIG war going on, but by all means, talk about Harry and Ginny's love life. She summed up the Artemis Fowl series in about 16 sentences Book 1: A 3 foot 80 year old beats him in a fist fight. Not a fist fight, in a fist fight the other person fights back, it was more like a lollipop threat. Book 2: He cuts off his friend's fingers and shoots his dad. Well, when you say it like that... Book 3: He get's kidnapped, ooh taste of his own medicine! He got kidnapped for a reason, dum dum. Book 4: Bad Arty! He steals poor Belinda Zito's truffles. It was Opal Koboi, and she was trying to kill him. Your point? Book 5: He gets all mushy sacrificing demons for french brats and he plans a sarcastic June Wedding with her. I have a feeling you despise Minerva. Frond yes. Book 6:AWWW, Arty kisses Holly. In your face Minerva! Suck it Holly, brain beats brawn, and actually Holly kissed Arty, it never actually says outright whether or not he enjoyed it. Book 7: He's delusional and he's the nut. You can say that again. He's delusional and he's the nut. Book 8: The stupid blasted d'arvitting roses!!! Don't have a meltdown over it, like you did in summer school. I swear people thought you were nuts.That actually happened at summer school. No it didn't happen at summer school. It happens ALL THE D'ARVITTING TIME! Sigh. School isn't the same now that we're at different schools. I used to always be able to count on a blast of insanity after a not so hard day at school. She summed up the Percy Jackson in about 15 sentences Book 1: Awww, Medusa's got a soft spot for him. That isn't even the point of the book! Since when am I to the point of the book? Book 2: He rescues his goat friend from being married to a cyclopes, go figure. Sometimes I wonder about you. You and your "mind". More like a brain like substance that's actually a slightly coughnotsoslightlycough haywire piece of material. Book 3: He almost kills someone, because they were blowing their nose. It was the noise she made that startled him! I know that, but if I don't make this funny people won't read my profile. Book 4: He is jealous of a tratioring son of Hermes, I mean Hermes is cool with his multivitamins and mail man mode, but Poseidon is sooo much cooler. Metaphorically and literally!! What about the fact that he goes to the labyrinth? Not important. Book 5: Oh that backstabbing daughter of- There are probably people here who don't know who it is. Well I forgive her anyways, she is awesome. When angry… Mortal: Shut up! PJO: Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you! Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater! Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom! Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW! Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you! Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.) Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life! Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life! Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines! Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife. Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or I and my buddies will have a stampede on you! 20 Important Things Learned From Percy Jackson 1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse 2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian 3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth 4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse 5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Batte of the Labyrinth 6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth 8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labryinth 9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters 10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse 11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath tub.- The Lightning Thief 12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters 13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian 14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief 15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters 16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief 17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters 18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Theif 19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse 20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian My Godly Parent (with occasional comments): ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. (Mostly book characters, but still) You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides. You are Aquaphobic 1/10 POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. (Ick) You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. (I LOVE boats. Also, I travel A LOT more than probably any other middle schooler, and after a while planes get old. I really want to go on a cruise sometime. You know, when I grow up and I'm rich and famous for my writing. You'll know it's me because of my weird writing style.) You are acrophobic 2/10 HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in diary/journal. You feel most active at night. (This depends on whether thinking counts as activity. If so, then YES. Most of my thinking is done at night.) 5/10 (Whoa, I did NOT see that one coming) DEMETER You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 0/10 ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something. 1/10 ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas\Hanukkah presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. (Heck, I've never even gotten an A-) You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. (Most of the time, not all. But I am more politically knowledgable than most kids my age.) You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. (I have two bookshelves, but they're very small. Most of my books are just scattered around random places in my house.) You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. 6/10 APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic You are talented at drawing. (I don't think so, but all my friends insist that I am.) You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 3/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals You can shoot targets You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. (Duh! The sun can blind you.) Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters. 5/10 HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire. 0/10 (Sorry Hephaestus) APHRODITE Everybody (opposite gender) swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. (Only on Halloween, and then I like to do it excessively) You naturally smell good. (I don't know, that would be awkward to ask my friends) You never experience a bad hair day. (suuuure) Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. 1/10 HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate You like making witty and sarcastic statements. (OH, YES) 2/10 DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 0/10 Athena is first place (Yes!), Hunter of Artemis and Hades tie for second (I did NOT see either of THOSE coming) Okay, I don't know if this is on here twice. My profile is way longer than it needs to be and I can't keep track of anything. Anyway: 1. Name of a person of the opposite gender. (Dinis) 2. Which is the best: red, black, green, blue, or yellow? (Blue, if it's light blue. Otherwise, green.) 3. Your first initial? (I) 4. Your month of birth? (December) 5. Which is cooler, black or white? (White) 6. Name a person of your same gender. (randomosity4arty) 7. What's your favorite number? (912219, I know it's kind of random, but once a few years ago I decided to have a huge lucky number that was a palindrome, and this is the first one that randomly came into my mind.) 8. Do you like California or Florida more? (I love both but I am obligated to say California because I was born there, so if it didn't exist, I wouldn't exist to bore you out of your mind with this, and also none of those awesome universities like Stanford, UCBerkeley, UCSD, UCLA, or CalTech would exist either. Well, maybe they just would have been built in other states. I don't know. But then they would be called different things. They wouldn't be UC, they'd be U something else, and it wouldn't be CalTech, it'd be something elseTech But anyway, I love California. Florida, don't feel bad, I love you too, after all, you have Disney world and Harry Potter world, and I can't stop talking...HELP...) 9. Which is prettier, lakes or oceans? (Um...It depends, I'll have to say lakes.) 10. What is your wish? (Um, that when I grow up I'll be a world famous fashion designer and interior designer (I know, so not going to happen, right? But I'll give an update in like 15 years. Also that I'll take an IQ test and have an IQ of at least like 140 or something. My dad's IQ is like 152, so I've kind of got a good chance, but still.) Write down the answers to these and then look at the answers. Done with that? Here are the answers: 1. You are in love with this person. (Ew, no, that's my BROTHER. Gross.) If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you? When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children. Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you. You have 2 options 1) Repost this, because you love your mom 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart You Know You're a Book Addict If: Words to live by A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.' Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning. Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. My bed and I were made for each other, that alarm clock is just jealous. What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water. "Ever notice that studying is 'Student' And 'Dying' Put together?" 10 facts about you 1. You are reading this now 2. You're realizing that was a stupid fact 4. You didn't notice I skipped three, and if you did, good for you 5. You're checking now 6. You're smiling 7. You're still reading this though it is stupid 9. You didn't realize I skipped eight 10. You're checking now and smiling at how you fell for it again 11. You're enjoying this 12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be 10 facts. Kudos if you noticed that there are, in fact, ten facts, just numbered differently. Again, I don't know if this is in here twice. Q1: In Which Battle Did Napoleon Die? Ans: *In his last battle Q2: Where Was The Declaration Of Independence Signed? Ans: *At the bottom of the paper Q3: River Ravi Flows In Which State? Ans: *liquid Q4: What Is The Main Reason For Divorce? Ans: *Marriage Q5: What Is The Main Reason For Failure? Ans: *Exams Q6: What Can You Never Eat For Breakfast? Ans: *Lunch and Dinner Q7: What Looks Like Half An Apple? Ans: *the other half Q8: If You Throw A Red Stone Into The Blue Sea, What Will It Become? Ans: *It will simple become wet Q9: How Can A Man Go Eight Days Without Sleeping? Ans: *No problem, he sleeps at night Q10: How Can You Lift An Elephant With One Hand? Ans: *You will never find an elephant that only has one hand Q11: It Took Eight Men Ten Hours To Build A Wall, How Long Will It Take Four Men To Build It? Ans: *No time at all, the wall is already built Q12: How Can You Drop An Egg On A Concrete Floor Without Cracking It? Ans: *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?' TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? Teacher: Harold, who do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are no longer interested? Harold: A teacher NORMAL PEOPLE AND PJO FANS NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. (my favorite)My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. |
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