Real1Swearhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for James Bond, and Star Wars. Hello I am a smol person writing weird stories mainly for my own enjoyment. A lot of my older stories remain unfinished mainly because I lack the drive to get back into the mindset to continue them. Please feel free to message me about continuing any of my stories, or just for a chat. I love hearing from like minded people and discussing all the amazing fandoms we are part of. Also a little lonely soul so please come keep me company. plz. CURRENT OBSESSION - BLOODSPORT BY RALEIGH RITCHIE If I fall short, if I break rank | |||||||
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Necessary Justifed Crime by AmarieN reviews
Voldemort is in control and it seems nothing can stop him. Hermione is trying her best to survive through imprisonment, being on the run, and being alone. But what happens when someone she trusted turncoats and when someone she never trusted turns out to be the good guy? Win or lose in the end she isn't sure if she'll make it out alive. M content. Dark themes. HG/RW HG/DM HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,980 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Ginny W.]
Tantrums by Neocolai reviews
To the Solo family, he was Ben. To the galaxy, he was Kylo Ren. To Poe, he would always be the kid with the temper. (Oneshot series that turned into a 3-Arc storyline.) Some fluff, some h/c, lots of tiny!Ben. No pairings.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 82,547 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Finn, Poe D., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Mutually Assured Destruction by All3Unforgivables reviews
Reposted upon request; Katniss captures more than the Capital's intense interest as the lovely and talented "Girl on Fire" enters the 74th Games. Meet Peeta Mellark... Career Tribute to District One. Slightly Twisted/ Extremely OOC
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,862 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/10/2019 - Published: 1/13/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
To Live Again by Wunderkind4006 reviews
Is it possible to die and come back to another world? For Clara Riley it just might be! A daydreamer and lover of all things fantastical Clara gets the shock of her life when she wakes up in Greenwood when she should be dead! A little AU story I wrote on a whim because I wanted to try writing something new, a possible future ThranduilXOC romance and lots of fun like that.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 607,746 - Reviews: 2955 - Favs: 2,540 - Follows: 1,908 - Updated: 6/24/2018 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Legolas, Thranduil, Elf, OC - Complete
Out of the Darkness by Superagaentv reviews
A few weeks before Thorin's group heads into Mirkwood, one person has the misfortune of venturing in; the pain of death from behind and the wrath of an Elvish King to the east. Will love cure such blindness, or shall they ever remain in darkness?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,451 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 10/10/2016 - Published: 1/11/2015 - [Thranduil, OC] Legolas, Galadriel - Complete
Raising Solo by Zolo77 reviews
Parenting, according to Han Solo. Cute, funny and heartwarming short stories featuring Han & his children. Please R&R. AN: some stories featured have appeared in my Time & Time Again series. Please enjoy. (Lucas Canon - No Rey, Finn or Ben here)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 14,406 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/5/2016 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Leia O., Han S., Jacen S., Jaina S.
101 Ways to Bother Voldemort by lazyiguana reviews
Slytherin prankster Lily Ranunculus is in trouble. She's been recruited by Voldemort. What to do? Prank him, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,776 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., OC
West of the Moon, East of the Sun by CRMediaGal reviews
An Elven king without family or love. An Elleth without residence or optimism. Both are looking for the same thing, if only they could spot it in each other. A tale of forgiveness, renewed hope, and love. Thranduil x Tauriel. Post-BotFA, The Hobbit era.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,405 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel - Complete
Knightfall by Usaki Daikatana reviews
At the climax of the clone wars, while Mace Windu and others go to arrest the Chancellor and Anakin has left the Temple without permission, Shaak Ti sits in her meditation chamber and finds the Jedi Order . . . wanting. When Anakin returns at the head of the 501st Legion, she is ready for him . . .
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2016 - Anakin Skywalker, Shaak Ti - Complete
A Missing Moment : Endor by Zolo77 reviews
One-shot. After the celebration on Endor, Leia's heritage causes her little rest.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
The Awakening: A Kylo Ren x Reader Story by jaderook reviews
Wherein you have a special relationship with Kylo Ren. (Why, yes, you are the OC, darling!)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, OC - Complete
Desperate by CapitalCheese reviews
Kylo Ren and Rey face each other again, but it goes differently than either could have imagined. Shortish/Smuttyish drabble. Probably will have a part 2.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 210 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
Broken Circuits by Woffles92 reviews
Students destined for careers in MI6 have started disappearing from a University in Switzerland. Q enrolls Anna Winterman, a computer prodigy, to the institution to go undercover and be MI6's eyes and ears. But the course of international espionage never runs smoothly. Soon, Anna will learn that some Broken Circuits can't be fixed by solder. Set in between Skyfall and Spectre
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 59,300 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 11/24/2015 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Q 3, OC] James Bond/007 - Complete
I Can't Let Go by HPRocksMe reviews
[NOW COMPLETE] With all the things we have gone through, it becomes more and more difficult to let go of her. I am Peeta Mellark and this is the story of my struggle, hope, love and how I reclaimed my life back with Katniss. Events at the end of Mockingjay that led to 'Real/Not Real' Moment & then some more. Rated M for last chapters. Any feedback or review is highly appreciated.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,492 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 8/12/2014 - [Peeta M., Katniss E.] - Complete
Augustus, my love by TheFaultInOurHunger reviews
Hazel Grace Lancaster has never been anything but terminal, so when her time finally comes, she's not scared or nervous, but excited. Will she be able to find Augustus? With the help of her new friend, Alaska, she can certainly try. (Cover art credit to owner, not mine)
Crossover - Fault in Our Stars & Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Alaska, Hazel L., Augustus W., Isaac
Switched Roles by kybear98 reviews
Takes place during Mockingjay, and is exactly what it sounds like. Instead of Peeta being captured by the Capitol, it's Katniss. It's in both Peeta's and Katniss' POV, and alternates between them, and what is going on in their heads when they think of each other being dead. DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HUNGER GAMES
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,878 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/18/2015 - Published: 11/21/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Into the Woods by Lossie reviews
Things get complicated and feelings are at stake while Nemireth trades on the thin line between what's right and wrong, all the while struggling with what her heart desires. Eventual Thranduil/OC, from pre-Hobbit to post-LOTR. Rating may change! -ON HIATUS-
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,771 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, OC
The Soldier and The King by Devisaur reviews
With Thranduil's disposition to outsiders it was unlikely that the soldier would survive through the night. After that she'd assuredly be killed. Slow burn, Thranduil/OFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - [Thranduil, OC]
Skinny Love by poetryismyfirstlove reviews
AU. It was forbidden for doctors to fall in love with their patients. But they still loved each other though nothing would come of it. The odds were never in their favor in the first place. M for dark themes.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Peeta M., Katniss E., Gale H. - Complete
Love Will Tear Us Apart by allhailthehutch reviews
My name is Katniss Everdeen. I'm 17 years old. Peeta and I have been captured by the Capitol. I wish we were dead. We are never getting out of here.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Nameless Darkness by wholegrainmustard reviews
Tom Riddle befriends a girl at Wool's Orphanage. Alina's devotion to Tom may just be her downfall. Riddle will do anything to keep his witch bound to him. Fifty years later, the Wizarding world is bewildered at the discovery of a young witch with no memories. A witch who can talk to snakes. Warning: Dark. This is not a Voldemort becomes good story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 80,621 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Ready or Not by OfPearlsAndShoelaces reviews
When Katniss goes into early labor on Christmas Eve, Peeta is nowhere to be found. Written for tumblr's PIP Holidays in Panem Challenge 2014.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.] - Complete
Revelations by Milk of Awesomeness reviews
Starts with an alternate ending of Breaking Dawn: Part 2. Includes a Reneslec moment from Breaking Dawn. Aro realizes Alice's vision is fake and decides to attack. What happens when Embry imprints on Jane, Renesmee and Alec like each other, a mysterious coven appears, immortal children arise, Seth imprints, and the Volturi decide to... Based off the books, movies, and the guide.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,575 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 11/18/2012 - [Alec, Renesmee C./Nessie] Edward, Jane - Complete
More Than Words by OfPearlsAndShoelaces reviews
At the end of their ill-fated Victory Tour, Katniss and Peeta are forced to do the unthinkable to save their families from President Snow's wrath. Together, they struggle to cope with a different set of circumstances and hold onto each other while rebellion simmers in the background. Rated M for adult content and mature themes.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,491 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 9/5/2013 - [Katniss E., Peeta M.]
Unmentionable Seduction by Hanable-13 reviews
Hermione Granger's options for her future, faceless Ministry Employee, running after bad guys or take on an adventure put to her by McGonagall and Snape. A person she never thought to deal with again begins to teacher her exactly what she's looking for. LM/HG Rated M to be safe. AU, EWE. Full Summary on Ch. 1 This is a "remix" of "The Art Of Seduction" by Christabella23
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,738 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 10/1/2013 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
Stay With Me by bpersinger0313 reviews
Katniss and Peeta survived the 74th Hunger Games, and are about to depart for the Victor's Tour. Just when Katniss thinks Peeta gives up the thought of ever having a life with her, life throws in an unexpected twist to bring them closer than ever. Please review!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Waiting for Midnight by Loueze reviews
Nearly ten years have passed since the day the rebel forces stormed the City Circle and brought the War to an end. Peeta returned to District 12 afterwards, and threw himself into rebuilding his shattered District, along with his shattered life. And he watches over she who is most shattered of all… Katniss. (Prologue published as part of Fandom4LLS, 2014. Banner by Ro Nordmann)
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/1/2014 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Those Gleaming Eyes by PrudenceKimberly reviews
An AU that follows the events of the movie, borrows a bit from the book. Christine isn't as terrified of the Phantom as she thinks she is, and she isn't in love with Raoul as he thinks she is. What will happen when the young soprano decides to save her angel? I own nothing but the plot of the story.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,514 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/27/2014 - Christine, Erik - Complete
After Allegiant by teen luna reviews
What happens if the series continued. Is there a way to make Tobias' life into a happy ending. I'm going to try. Please give me feedback even if its negitive.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 6/10/2014
Of Elves and Pies and A Door That Time Forgot by LegolasLover2003 reviews
One late night Thranduil got peckish. One early morning Ned slipped on a peach pit. As a result, a "Door That Time Forgot" opened and Elvenking and Pie Maker switched places. Now Thranduil is stuck in the Pie Hole with no idea how to make pies and Ned finds himself in Mirkwood assuming the duties of a king! But the burning question is this... Can Ned still bring back the dead?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Pushing Daisies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Thranduil, Legolas, Ned
The Simple Truth by Skylar Tsukiyo reviews
After Ron and Hermione have a falling out, Draco wants something from her that she isn't sure she can give. How she's going to handle this and all the other things going on with her friends? She doesn't know, but she would love to find out. Smut, EWE. Set after the final battle in August. Don't like DRAMIONE? Don't read it. A few original characters but VERY minor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,417 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 2/15/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Ginny W., Neville L.] - Complete
War Paint by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front. He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944. She had checked. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,595 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 2,270 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Nightmare by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: A broken time turner shouldn't have sent me back so far. It was unprecedented. Stepping on it-smashing it-nothing should have happened. At most, I should have lost a week. At worst, I should have disappeared altogether. I shouldn't have traveled back fifty-two years; half a bloody century. This should not have happened. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,513 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 3,730 - Follows: 1,924 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Marauders interrupted by Snow Empress reviews
A short scene between Lily, Snape and the Marauders that I've had in my head for a while. Lily interrupts the Marauders attacking Snape. Big twist at the end. Title may change. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Disturbed by MayzeMerlo reviews
AU Hermione abandons the love of her life and friends to go back in time to change Tom Riddle. Abandoned. but up for adoption (let me know before adopting)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,624 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 1/1/2013 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.]
The Letter H by TheNextFolchart reviews
"Tell me, Lily Evans," asked the Sorting Hat, "why did you agree to come to Hogwarts?" / My (extremely last-minute) entry for the So You Think You Know Your Character Competition on HPFC. Chapter titles inspired by pop-pop-bananas. [Word Count: 6,920]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,722 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Lily Evans P., James P., Severus S. - Complete
Of Hopes and Dreams and Lives Lost by dabih reviews
What would've happened if James and Harry had died like Snape had proposed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Thunder by Busked reviews
Volatile and unruly. Sherlock/OC
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Sherlock H., OC
bitter sweet by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: When I finally came, it felt as if I had been flayed open, spine exposed, a cachet of fireworks set off in half-second increments along my vertebrae as he murmured my name so reverently I could not help but think that there must be some magic to it, to me, to him. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Grandpa by Zolo77 reviews
One-Shot. A quiet evening is interrupted by a not-so-simple question. (Lucas Canon)
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Han S., Jaina S.] Jacen S., Anakin Solo - Complete
Falling by RainSpark reviews
After landing a job with New Scotland Yard, Nora Luvalle is thrown into the path of the unknowable Sherlock Holmes. Nora finds Sherlock insufferable and rude; Sherlock finds Nora boring and predictable. But as they begin to fall, it's uncertain if either one will land safely. AU. Sherlock/OC. Rated 'M' for later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,808 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, OC
Extemporaneous Parenting by VeilsofSleep reviews
"Well aren't we a fine pair? Me, a womanizing assassin with a gaping hole for a heart playing 'daddy dearest' and you, a trauma induced mute with a high IQ, mild Asperger's and the coordination of Mr. Bean and my daughter." Bond would not have believed it, but it was hard to deny that those blue eyes were not his own staring back at him.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,070 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - James Bond/007
Secrets by erm31323 reviews
AU - Remus Lupin and Lily Evans had been friends since the day of their sorting. One day they become something more, until a horrible tragedy forces Remus to make the hardest decision of his life. Choices made years ago will be revealed and forever change what everyone always thought was true. RL/LE, eventual LE/JP. While an AU storyline, this does follow canon events through POA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,537 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 6/6/2013 - [Remus L., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Grey Eyed Goddess by Pickwick12 reviews
The day 007 meets his daughter is the day her life turns upside-down, leaving James Bond to juggle a kidnapping, the meaning of fatherhood, and a grown-up daughter with her eye on a certain Quartermaster. Post Skyfall.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 20,489 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - James Bond/007 - Complete
The Specter's Wrath by MissScaryKitty reviews
She was terrified, everything about Silva terrified her, and she was not certain that she could handle his return from the grave on her own anymore. Not without help… not without Q. Despite their constant nagging at one another, they were as close to being friends as two employees at MI6 could get. Q/OC and wait for it... Silva/OC
James Bond - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,238 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - R. Silva, Q 3
The Events After Skyfall by SassyRaydorGirl reviews
SPOILERS FOR SKYFALL. SO IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT DON'T READ JUST YET.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,212 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - James Bond/007, M 3 - Complete
How could you? by Dark1992 reviews
Vesper didnt die but found something that changed her life forever. She dissapeared from Jamess life but what if they meet again?
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,158 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Vesper L., James Bond/007
Scars Don't Fade by Rosetintstheworld reviews
As she begins to regret giving Silva up to the Chinese, M shares a story with Eve that she would far rather forget, about her past life as an field agent named Evelyn Cameron, the dark secret of the disastrous last mission that led to the end of her career as an active MI6 agent, and her first time meeting a certain 007...
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,293 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - M 3 - Complete
The Company Recruit by HarmonySteel reviews
Bond's retired and a new recruit has taken his place but what will the staff make of this new agent. A fanfic for my friend, enjoy it
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Complete
Scrabble by EarlyArcher reviews
After the events of Skyfall, MI6 is returning to normal. With new terrorist attacks happening around the world, the office is kept busy. Yet he isnt too busy to notice her. Q/OC
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,268 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Q 1
Q On a Plane by CatsbytheGreat reviews
M sends Q overseas. Q doesn't like flying.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2012 - M 3, Q 2/R - Complete
Next Of Kin by rorypondtheboywholived reviews
James returns to MI6 after a mission and he receives some bad news. One shot.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2012 - James Bond/007, Q 2/R - Complete
Beginnings by it's-a-bloody-big-ship reviews
A brief look into Q's beginnings at MI-6.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Q 1, M 3 - Complete
Muffkin by 02AngelBaby75 reviews
Raoul Silva discovers something special on the island, and decides to keep it.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2012 - R. Silva - Complete
Doctors by DeviantAccumulation reviews
Q likes his privacy. He likes it very much. A certain 00 agent doesn't seem to get that. Neither Q nor the certain agent are adept at dealing with relationships of any kind. Or: Where Bond hates the medical and takes Q as a substitute. Q just would like Bond to knock and not break into his apartment. - Pairing: 00Q
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,909 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - James Bond/007, Q 1
Ashore by Cleonie 'Jayne Mansfield' Quin reviews
A girl washes up on a seemingly deserted island, and piques the interest of the one who bides his time there... SilvaxOC
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - James Bond/007
The Spider Spins Within by marmite-on-toast reviews
Bond gets audited for his expenditure. Then he's off to Socotra in the Gulf of Aden.
James Bond - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/13/2012 - James Bond/007
Eight Days Later by CatsbytheGreat reviews
MI6 is attacked and Q is taken. Bond sets out to find him. After all, Q's only been around for a year.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/19/2012 - James Bond/007, Q 2/R - Complete
Memories by carlagodfrey reviews
Mallory discovers that 007 is more human than anyone gives him credit for.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/16/2012 - James Bond/007, MI6 - Complete
The Ones That Love Us by Slytherinsnitches reviews
A story set in Tom Riddle's school years. As he yearns for power, he meets a girl, and falls in love. But when she's killed, he doesn't know how to deal with it, and does everything he can to bring her back. His untold love story, and why he unleashed his evil wrath on the wizarding community.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Tom R. Jr., OC
Quinn and Puck iPod Shuffle Stories by Just Call Me El reviews
Mini stories to go with my shuffled iPod Song. P.S The New New Directions is on a temporary break as my laptop broke. Anyway lots of Quick in the story! Have fun and suggest other pairings on reviews. Do your own if you want!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Hunting by ZukiYuki reviews
Sherlock/Jim, off series story about Sherlock and Jim in a similair senario at school. Smut in the later chapters xD
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/29/2010 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
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How Could This Happen? reviews
Never sleep with the enemy.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/25/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Finn, Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo
A woeful tale of misery and oppression reviews
So this is a nice little parody of Kylo Ren's upbringing. Loosely based of tweets by the Emo Kylo Ren account so all credit that is due to them. I'm just doing this for fun, any situations you want to see leave a review or mail me. A dash of Reylo but very lowkey. Also Hux is gay because why not.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4/2016
Blood Is Thicker Than Water reviews
after M's death, Bond is more shaken than he would care to admit, but when he is paired up with a 15 year old trainee, on a deadly mission in America, watching his own back in no longer the priority. Between looking out for this girls safety and saving the world, James Bond will have to come to terms with M's death in his most challenging mission yet.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/11/2012 - James Bond/007, M. Penny
