Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.

Y'know, I never realized how much the phrase about life giving you lemons resonated with me until all of this malarkey happened. I should be dead. Instead, I was dropped into the world of Pokémon, turned into a nine-year-old that looked nothing like I used to. To not take advantage of this supernatural opportunity was just stupid, however. And so, I became a trainer. OC-SI

Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

Sai is Japan's greatest living go player. Hikaru is the Heian ghost haunting him.

Sai wakes up to find everything he'd gone through to be a dream; he is a professional Go player that has already conquered the top players. Longing for what was, Sai seeks out his student - only Shindou Hikaru isn't exactly what Sai had expected. Hikaru hadn't been expecting an eccentric Go pro to be crashing into his life either. AUish

Hikaru has always been aware of magic.

Hired by the LEP as a consultant, Artemis finds himself at the centre of a growing crisis. He was right: human children ARE getting smarter. Webisode 3.02.5: Homecoming is bittersweet, especially at three in the morning. But, like most things, it's easier with friends.

Hikaru only ever wanted to play soccer. Then he met Sai, a go-playing ghost from the Heian period.

Willfully enslaved to his master, Usami, for the past 500 years, the vampire Hiroki must learned the method to free himself, a method which somehow involved the tall, darkhaired stranger he ran into on a streetcorner last night. AU HirokiXNowaki. Warning: Hiroki has an extremely foul mouth.

Sun-dappled glades, ash-coated worlds: a retelling of Majora's Mask.

AU. Passing through the hallways of his university one day, Hiroki heard the falling of a body, a malicious laugh, and a cry of 'Kusama's an abandoned child'. Things are not what they should be in this mirror of canon, and the Egoists find their positions reversed as their love struggles to triumph.

There's an alley cat loose on the streets of Tokyo, and college student Hiroki is absurdly thankful. Egoist AU with Minimum undertones (because I am trash) and neko!Nowaki.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Ree Majors issues a challenge to herself: get eight Unovan badges in under a year. Fifth time's the charm, right? But she's not really cut out for training, not like her boyfriend or her sister, and it's not like she can rely on anyone but herself. And her pokemon, she should probably remember that it's a team effort. So they can go on a wonderful* journey together. (*not at all)

Misaki is kidnapped by scientist/serial killer, Vladamir Korovin, while in South America with Akihiko. What lengths will Akihiko go to to get him back? The prequel for those fans who wanted the Uke Flu backstory. A dark thriller, rated "M" for Violence and Adult Situations.

New Chapter! Hiroki is a man with a troubled past. Part of his trouble is his unrequited love. After a series of lies about a mystery "boyfriend," to save his pride, a desperate Hiroki hires male escort, Nowaki, to be his date for a faculty function honoring Akihiko. It's a world of dark secrets and uncertain futures. Rated M for mature themes and adult content. (ON HIATUS)

In the year since the events surrounding the Bezerker's Gate, Artemis has had almost no magical contact. So what happens when he finds that his stolen fairy magic has kick-started his long-dormant human powers, revealing a whole new world of magic? And how does he react to meeting the eleven-year-old Boy Who Lived?

Unconnected drabbles and oneshots concerning the Pedestal universe and novel. Expect a wide array of genres, themes, pairings, and moods.

From the acclaimed BL author Yayoi Akikawa, creator of "Romance In The Student Council Room", comes an innovative new perspective on yaoi graphic novels. "A Guide To Misaki Unit Management" is an in-depth manual and overview of properly owning and maintaining the trendiest line of adult toys, "The Misaki Series". (Rated for slight sexual content and language)

Once again, be careful what you wish for… (Timetravel&Real!Sai AU)

The worlds youngest criminal mastermind attending Hogwarts. Voldemort was nothing compared to Artemis Fowl!

Here you are raiu2112! Your gift. For everyone else, the summary is basically Akihiko and Misaki are antique dealers in London and stuff happens. And someone dies. And Misaki beats up someone with a croquet mallet. That had better be enough to get you people to read because I don't feel like writing more.

It's the autumn of 1922 and Misaki Takahashi has fallen into the world of hosting. His goal: to seduce two of the most wealthy men in Kyoto into bidding for his virginity. But when Misaki finds himself falling hard for his patrons, he begins to question the price tag on his love. M-RATED, all couples.

'Oh! Hi, Artemis! Listen, I've been having dreams about your father murdering random people and burying them the decorative verge... Ring any bells' Rated T but rated M in later chapters. Updated... sporadically at best.

A series of snapshots from various POVs of what might have happened if Hikaru had succeeded in being sent back in time to when he first met Sai.

Ever envisioned a pregnant Nowaki? Here's your chance to see it. Even if you don't like MPREG, you might like this. At least that's what my reviewers say. Egoist MPREG and AU: All three Junjou Romantica couples to appear. Cameos by other yaoi anime/manga couples. Rated "M" for adult themes and situations. (ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)

Now Completed. Neko Hiroki runs away from Akihiko when his author owner brings home a Misaki kitten. Caught by the pound and sold as feral, Hiroki ends up with a cruel new owner. Will anyone save him? AU, some OC and OOCness, All JR couples appear. Rated M for safety. Contains mature themes and some violence, interspersed with tenderness and romantic fluff interspersed.

Misaki, just like anyone else has his secrets. Big secrets, little secrets, nothing earth shattering. Well, so he thought so…Until someone discovers Misaki's deepest secrets all within a sex tape. Clearly whoever this is, has it out for him…or rather Usami Akihiko, because now this person is threatening to spill every single humiliating detail about their relationship to the press.

On the fifth of May, he always visited Shuusaku's grave at the Ishikiri Temple. He doesn't know exactly why, only that Shuusaku and the name Sai are very important to him-too important to ever be forgotten.

Some people would give a limb to relive their childhood. Some people are rather forced into it instead. Featuring an adorably-young Akihiko and a very-confused Misaki. Chapter 22 -we reach the end!

In the aftermath of the Great Techno-Crash, not everyone is there to pick up the pieces. - Heavy spoilers for The Last Guardian!

Usami Akihiko was Hiroki's first love, but what if Akihiko had given Hiroki some of his own firsts too? What if the blind one had merely shut his eyes all along, pretending that he could not see because he would not?

Green/Red. A lot has happened over the years - but now it's time to set things right again. So Green goes up that stupid mountain, decides to stay for a week, and... how do you talk to an asocial hermit again? Never shutting up sounds like a good plan.

A collection of fluffy nonsenses, ranging from tooth-meltingly sweet to painfully tart. Cellobiose - write it out, at any cost.

Nowaki lies awake at night, repeating a mantra to himself.

Death. War. Destruction. The world of the future lies in ruins. I got the chance to go back and stop it from ever happening, only to discover that I was the cause. This is how I destroyed the world.

Hiroki gets stuck being the sounding board for what he deems to be the world's problems. Egoist coupling, with appearances by Usami and Miyagi. Edited - FFN ate my linebreaks, but they're back now!

For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?

Hiroki's mother has finally figured out a way to find out what is really going on in the life of her closemouthed son. Will Hiroki come out of the closet or just end up going deeper in? Rated "T". All JR Three JR couples appear. This was my first multi-chapter FF and I'm still proud of it. Lots of laughs and lots of feels. FINISHED.

Crackfic written for a "cliches" challenge. A series of meetings between Akira and a boy at the beach.

"How does one describe Artemis Fowl? Various psychiatrists have tried and failed." And that is why Artemis is finally brought to Dr. D. Will the doctor succeed where others have failed? What terrible secrets are the master criminal and his family hiding?

In The Atlantis Complex, Artemis talks to his mother about a bake sale he attended. This is the story of that particular bake sale, how he rolled up both sleeves, and perhaps grew a little in the process.

Akira wanted a rival. In walked Shindou Hikaru, abrupt, abrasive, brilliant... and refusing to care. Not everyone's life is a game.

Artemis's daughter has been kidnapted! And is then sent back in time to the Artemis of today. How will he react to a daughter he hasn't had yet? Rated T for safe. Post TTP COMPLETE!

Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H

TPG contest entry. Takes place between Artemis Sr.'s disappearance and the events of AF 1. Features some slightly depressing Butler and Artemis fluffiness. No, not that kind of fluffiness. Sorry.

The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."

There was one Certificate that he would read to himself alone, secluded, and sometimes let a little of his humanity show through.

Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. Or not...

On the anniversary of the day of his father's disappearance with the Fowl Star, 7 years after the incident, Artemis contemplates.

"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'

Sequel to Penchant for Deceit. Artemis is determined to walk through doors that are closed to others – even when Butler cannot follow. The world goes on turning. DBAF

When people from all over the world started discussing the net player sai, Touya was the one chosen to face him. But what if Waya had been chosen instead? Would the veil of mystery around sai been lifted a little?

Artemis, reunited at last with his own family, does not see the point of spending the holidays with them, least of all his new brothers. And a family dinner only strengthened his resolve. That is, at first.

From icy forgotten rooms to the explosion at the centre of the problem, past family and friends, to the last, livable environment he can find - how to define Usami Akihiko's life with a solar system.

TwoShot. The whispered words “Sleep with me,” were an order, an offer, and a request all rolled into one, and Butler supposed it should have taken more than one kiss, three words, and a gentle tug towards the bedroom—but it didn’t. Butler/Artemis

Crack fic. My first first-person fic done from the perspective of the one who loves Misaki more than anyone. Expect the unexpected. Romantica-centric.

Ichikawa laughs until she chokes, and Akira suddenly understands why Shindo spends so much of his time yelling at people to stop hitting him already. Slight HikaruAkira.

AxH There are many things that can bring two people together. Sometimes all it takes is a problem.

Egoist. Sleep-talking usually occurs during transitory arousals from NREM sleep, which is when the body does not move smoothly from one stage in NREM sleep to another, and they become partially aroused from sleep.

Bulbasaur and his trainer had an agreement: they would make it to the Pokémon League, or go down trying. So even when faced with utter tragedy, he decides that he and his trainer will live up to their promise. By any means necessary.

Misaki is trying to get rid of all the cherries. Sort of a sequel to my first fic, 'Popping the Cherry', but can be read alone. complete

Though Sai used his fan for effect, Hikaru has a different philosophy.

Artemis has been playing the piano since before he can remember. His family hails him as a virtuoso. Artemis thinks he's a fraud. Oneshot.

Artemis and Harry have more in common than just looks. Together they would be a formidable opposition. Unfortunately, their petty disagreements always seem to get in the way...

I care not whether I die tomorrow or next year, as long as my deeds live after me.' [Completed Novellette] [Warnings: dark, controversial, unpleasent and violent themes][Nommed for best Overall, Drama and OC at Orion]

Butler moves from one place to another as he searches for somewhere to tie him down. Juliet grows up with change in her blood, but Domovoi waits patiently for change to find him. [Some ButlerOFC]

Immitation is the highest form of accolade. So Hikaru sets out to immitate his idol with unexpected results. mild AkiHika

In which various people antagonize Julius in various way for various reasons with various degrees of success. Pretty funny, usually light, and I think everyone will enjoy it. Um, I forgot about the swearing from dearest Julius. I just changed the rating,

Valerie killed him in one clean shot, and slipped away without setting off the alarm. That was excellence. REAL excellence. Madam Ko

[AF] You'd never expected that love would feel like this, would be... like this. ArtemisxAnyone

It was growing the spark. Or so she thought. But Artemis had just betrayed her. And not just her. The People. And he was smiling. The whole time. NOTHING new. I was editing. Sorry.

Hikaru's father, on the subject of his son

[AF] A magical object of devastating power is missing. Who could the LEP possibly blame? And when the fairies make a mistake that costs Artemis his freedom, who can they turn to for help? More importantly, will he be able to provide it? Winner of 5 Orion Awards, including Best Characterisation and Best Overall

Foaly finally wrestles two week's leave from Root and settles back to view the disc with Artemis's memories up until the mindwipe, and may get more than he bargained for...

Nearly a thousand years ago, Fujiwara no Sai died for the love of a game. But pasts don't always stay in the past, and even ghosts can be haunted too ... as Hikaru is about to find out.

They say that there is no such thing as a true genius, that all genii are only proficient in one or two areas and often dismal in all others. Timmy is an example. Artemis is an exception. A response to the 'Idiot Savant' challenge.

Written in response to AbigailNicole’s “Idiot Savant” challenge. See Artemis cringe from Quality Bonding Time as his father attempts to discover his weaknesses and Get to Know Him Better. Because nobody can be a genius at everything… right? Parody

After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)

Set between AI and EC. Ever wonder what would happen if Foaly dropped off the face of the earth? Ever wonder what would happen if the People needed Artemis’s help? No? Well, if you’d care to find out...