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 Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Vocaloid, and Harry Potter. Just read the stories and review... meh... =_= | |||||||
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101 Ways to Make Hinata Hyuuga Faint by Mya Uzo reviews
Naruto finds out early on in the academy that he has an amazing talent. He can make Hinata faint! Now he is determined to find all the ways to make her faint. Starts in academy years and ends sometime in their married life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 41,583 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 3,247 - Follows: 3,399 - Updated: 10/14/2019 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
The Chessmaster: Black Bishop by Flye Autumne reviews
Chessmaster Volume III. AU. All is not what it seems to be. As information and disinformation spreads, Death Eaters are released from Azkaban and several long-buried secrets surface, exposing hidden truths. With reputations, plots, and lives on the line, schemes come into fruition as the Chessmaster makes his next move...Sequel now posted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,021 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 4/29/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Guardian Angel by Animorphs007 reviews
Garry is an angel who was assigned to guard a young girl named Ib in order to become promoted to the High Council of Angels. What could possibly go wrong? Series of oneshots
Ib - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 69 - Words: 35,394 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/10/2018 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Ib/Eve, Mary, Garry
Secret Santa by TheLastPilot reviews
Adrien and Marinette draw each others names in their classes secret santa and do their best to get the perfect gift.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,542 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 3,424 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Filming Logs of the Evillious Chronicles by PhoenixFire12457 reviews
Sometimes I wonder if I should have taken this job in the first place.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/24/2015 - IA, OC, VY2 Yūma/66 (Roro), Crypton Family
Mind Games by WynterSky reviews
It was a bit ironic, Deidara thought, that he didn't want the voice in his head to think he was crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Ino Y., Deidara
Akatsuki Fundraising by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 21,487 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Falling under by MewMewCheshire reviews
Ib remembers things most when she's drawing him. The Forgotten Portrait. But what is it that she so desperately needs to remember? A trip back to the gallery she fought so hard to escape brings it all back. Trials and tribulations await. Can the now 17 year old Ib conquer the dark depths of the gallery? Or will she be stuck dreamingly awake in the abyss forever?
Ib - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 25,591 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/13/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Hating the Guy that Loves You by xxKerii-tan reviews
Kagamine Rin, an anti-social teen, has nearly no friends, gets bullied, and can care much less about her social life. She also utterly hates the school flirt, Kagamine Len. So what happens when he begins to love her and won't stop loving her? RinxLen, NO TWINCEST. Romance, humor, and drama.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,893 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Rin K., Len K., SF-A2 Miki - Complete
A Black Market by TheSemasin reviews
When Mary finds out Garry's alive in the twisted gallery, she panics; especially when Ib chooses to go there for her 16th Birthday. Mary then sets out to rid the world of the now-insane Garry, but has bigger problems when Garry gets Ib to return as well. But Ib has a new outlook and hobby that might just turn the gallery into a bloody mess. Including Mary and Garry.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,562 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Ib/Eve, Mary, Garry
Camp Akatsuki by AkiraLynn reviews
When teenagers from Suna and Konoha decide to go to an elite summer camp they're in for way more than they bargained for when their camp counselors turn out to be a group of psychotic freaks. This summer will certainly be a new deadly adventure. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 25,575 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Akatsuki
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Teenage Love Story by angelfromvenus reviews
She was a nobody. And he was the school prince. That Uchiha Sasuke- Mr. Somebody- was falling for Miss Nobody? Sasusaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - Filipino - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,689 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Jashin by MegaKiraraLover reviews
After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,029 - Reviews: 1615 - Favs: 3,603 - Follows: 3,816 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hidan, Jashin
The Akatsuki Collection by Woodland123 reviews
When we look back at the Akatsuki we think about who they are, so who better to tell there stories than themselves. Now we have a collection of interviews with all those Akatsuki members we love. All rights to Masashi Kishimoto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,082 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
You Again by CeruleanPlatypi reviews
So, was I the only one bothered when Artemis met his perfect match, and then she wasn't mentioned in the next two books? Well, it certainly bothered me, so I have made up a little story about Artemis and Minerva having a little reunion. Please review!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Artemis F., Minerva P.
Darkened Portrait by Sonicman64 reviews
Born on canvas, just like Mary... but different in many ways. The creation, development, and adventures of Guertena's second-to-last creation. The creation he never wanted... Set 3 years before Ib. Inspired by starlightangel823's "The Blue and the Red". Tie-ins to Dr Who, but not nearly enough to warrant a crossover. Rated T for good measure.
Ib - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Ib/Eve, Mary, Garry
Fabricated Life by TheEchoingSoul reviews
"With teary eyes and a wish to rewrite history, Ib gazed at the last, clean wall. With prayers and pleas, Ib picked up her brush and began to draw what she desired. Ib put her tears into it and, in the end, her soul. It was something that she wouldn't mind forgetting her life for."
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Ib/Eve - Complete
Chibi Akatsuki! by Rain Dropped reviews
Kyuubi's failed attempt in breaking the seal turned Akatsuki into adorable fiye-year olds thinking that Naruto was their Brother. Naruto is now stuck taking care of 10 tiny demons. Can Naruto survive this expirience and manage to stay sane? No Pairings. Rating risen to T because of Violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Life After the Forgotten Portrait by ShadowLyrics1 reviews
Garry died in the Fabricated World, but Ib still remembers him! She fears of forgetting him and letting his painting live up to it's name, but that's where Garry comes in. Throughout Ib's life, she encounters his ghost and does everything she can to keep him in her memory.
Ib - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Ib/Eve, Garry - Complete
Akatsuki Discoveries by dawnstar91 reviews
What happens when the everyone's favourite evil organization discovers things that don't in their world. Crack. Rated T for minor yaoi references, and coarse language by Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Akatsuki
Bar Time! by TheGirlWithNoIQ reviews
Yeah... the Akatsuki-members are in a bar, surprisingly and weirdly enough in Konoha. Who knows why? Try to imagine them inside this bar, drunk... And then you will understand why this one-shot is rated T...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Akatsuki - Complete
Which One Is Next To Go? by NinjasWillRuleTheWorld reviews
The Akatsuki have just moved into their new base. Strange things begin happening to them and they are left wondering 'which one is next to go' Rated T for a certain foul mouthed follower of Jashin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,865 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Madness! by Sanashii reviews
So you thought Akatsuki was a boring, evil organization that lusted after the tailed beasts power to take over the world and cause it to end and then rebuild it their own way? Correct with the exception of the term 'boring'. Oh they are most definitely not. Perhaps insane with a dash of randomness and fun. (To be replaced or deleted all together)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,780 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Akatsuki
Operation: Kill Tobi by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U.
Letters to Santa by Good boy-chan reviews
It's Christmas in Konoha! Ninja apparently write to Santa. I may mess up on the timeline so bear with me please. Will update when possible. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Team Seven - Complete
Akatsuki vs Froggy by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan is mezmorised by a frog in the garden. Kakuzu normally wouldnt care but when Hidan started acting weird, things start GETTING weird. Rated T for Hidans language. Now also featuring the sequel: Konoha vs Froggy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,740 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
A New Hope by Good boy-chan reviews
Itachi massacred the clan save Sasuke. He left. Sasuke saw him and tried to kill him. He failed. Sasuke then killed himself. Consumed with anger, Itachi decides to destroy Konoha. I suck at summaries. Rated T for character death and slight swearing. ON HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Itachi U.
Mission Impossible by dark-spirited Bakura reviews
Konan thinks that Pein is ready to snap, so now she's carrying out Mission Impossible: To straighten out the Akatsuki into a somewhat sane organization! On Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Konan, Akatsuki
One Hundred And One Reasons by CherrySmoothies reviews
Looking for screams of agony, slap-stick humor, duels to the death, malicious pranks and weird situations? Fret not! It's all here. And by all, the author means all. Crack-fic. Some AU. Insanity in large doses. Profanity laced. A series of one shots. And the author is planning for an Akatsuki road trip!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Akatsuki
What Will You Do Now, Sasuke? by LifeAndDeathShinobi reviews
Madara was unable to retrieve Sasuke. Naruto got to him first. Now back at the village, our young Uchiha boy has to settle back down in his home village, regain his Will of Fire, and his reasons for living. But can he do that when Madara still wants him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,366 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
What Sasori Really Does With His Puppets by OrangeCherryBlossom reviews
Ever wonder what Sasori does with his puppets during his spare time? What happens when other Akatsuki members find out whats behind the mystery of Sasori? Read, find out and review. My first story, no flames please. I suck at making summaries - -"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Undecided by Charlie McPuffin IV reviews
With war comes peace, with peace comes company. Not all company is wanted. How will Madara react to being pulled into another clans private war?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 86,211 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Madara U.
Why Akatsuki pwns ALL evil criminal organizations by BloodiedTears35 reviews
Hilarious stories on why our beloved criminal organization, the Akatsuki, is the best among the best. Will make you cry and laugh at the same time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Akatsuki
You Remind Me by Riddell Lee reviews
Harry Potter, I loathe your very existence. I can't stand it when you look at me with those eyes. But, I can never truly loathe you, for you remind me of her... Assorted scenes of Harry Potter in Severus Snape's POV - No Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Severus S., Harry P.
Alliterations by Dragonclaw11 reviews
Lily, James, and Sirius have a funny conversation in the Afterlife about...names?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Thicker than Blood by Klavieres reviews
Shisui had always been with Itachi since Itachi had been born. So by the Gods, he was going to stay with him, no matter what came; be it war, disease, or even his own death. No yaoi, just brotherly love. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Shisui U., Itachi U.
Snow Day by Narutofangirl1234 reviews
Itachi loves snow and it show's one winter evening. Very OOC Itachi and everyone else. Bad title and T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Akatsuki, Itachi U. - Complete
One Man Band by cat'n'mouse reviews
Desperate times call for desperate measures, and after the invasion of Pein, a bankrupt Konoha had no choice but to invest in a new business: the beginning of a band. Warning: utter stupidity.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Akatsuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Of Brothers and Blonds by Taeryfai reviews
I had this idea during school and I had to write it down. Dei Ino Sibling fic. Thanks to iamgoku for the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,993 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Ino Y., Deidara
Rice :Sasori: by RavenStark reviews
Little did Sasori know that a craving would remind him of something. Surprisingly NOT a yaoi! Rated T for suggestive themes. I don't own Sasori or Deidara! I only own the rice in my cupboard.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Sasori, Deidara
Text Message by sabrinaaa reviews
Dahil lang sa isang text na wrong-send.. nagkagulo na ang mga tao. Matatawag na sequel para sa kwentong "Ang Dakilang Epal".
Naruto - Rated: T - Filipino - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sugar High by RavenStark reviews
What happens when Itachi goes on a sugar binge? Sweet crack ensues. No yaoi this time, I promise. Rated Kplus for slight language. Now with part two!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki
Practice :Deidara: by RavenStark reviews
What happens when Deidara tries to play DDR? Oneshot. I do not own Naruto or DDR.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Seven Short Steps to a Typical Thanksgiving by obsidianLight16 reviews
Even these guys have a daily ritual to their holiday in giving thanks. Doesn't mean it has to be peaceful though. This dysfunctional family has some SERIOUS issues...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Fanmail by xxKerii-tan reviews
The Vocaloids, supposedly, have their location secret. But suddenly, they start receiving spontaneous amounts of fanmail! Where could it all be coming from? Many pairings; submit your OWN fanmail! ;D Chapter 8; "The Fateful Return".
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,248 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010
Straightjacket & Belt with Rope by Drake Nolsa reviews
Oten City, a city in the favour of God thanks to the psychotic angel brothers Straightjacket and Belt. After finding out of Stocking's betrayal and killing Panty maybe , it was time for a family reunion. Lots of swearing. Rated-T for a damn good reason!
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt/パンティ＆ストッキングwithガーターベルト - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,744 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011
Your Only Enemy by SharkbaitSekki reviews
Sectumsempra: A spell designed to cut your worst enemies forever. But Harry's true enemy isn't who he thinks and he just might have hurt the wrong person with his mistakes. Bathroom scene and the conversation that followed. Draco had never been his enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Another Day, Another Orange Parfait by xxKerii-tan reviews
For years, there has been a war for rule amongst three kingdoms: Hatsune, Shion, and Sakine. Modern-world, the war continues. Focusing on two maids and their jobs at opposing manors, both experience romance and violence like they had never imagined.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Rin K., Haku Y.
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
It's A Classic by obsidianLight16 reviews
Deidara has a BIG problem and he comes to realize that band-aids can't solve everything. Luckily he has such great friends to point it out. Modern AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Deidara, Pain/Pein - Complete
Rain Before the Rainbow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein knew deep down inside it was a bad idea to pair them up for the upcoming art show. Now he's just trying to figure out how they ended up in the hospital. Deidara was really too clumsy for his own good. And Sasori wasn't exactly helping. Modern AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Liberating Rain by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein didn't realize how much he was keeping his fellow members away from the outside world- until a storm did it for him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Take One by obsidianLight16 reviews
Cut scenes and unfilmed chaos... Everything that happened backstage the making of 'Week One'- from pure idiocy to wacky friendships and relations. Just what is Masashi Kishimoto supposed to do with such a crazed bunch of teens? Make it worse of course!:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,667 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Yakisoba by obsidianLight16 reviews
Deidara tries to make himself a hard-earned lunch... TRIES to anyway... Someone up above must really have it out for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Deidara - Complete
Teambuilding by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein's had enough of his members' bickering. So what else to do but make them go through some great bonding exercises?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Movie Night Payback by obsidianLight16 reviews
A little bit of payback is in order for the fiasco at the Amusement Park. And Konan knows just the thing that makes all the men of Akatsuki squirm in fear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Tunnel of Love by obsidianLight16 reviews
There are reasons why the Akatsuki doesn't go to amusement parks anymore... Jashin-Damn Konan and Pein's lovey-dovey time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
I Need You by Lexar reviews
Hinata runs away to avoid an arrange marriage, but leaves a letter behind for the new Hokage, Naruto, to read. What will Naruto do to get Hinata to come back? How will he stop the arrange marriage? Will Hinata even want to go back home?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,189 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Paper Planes by Aikyudo reviews
Hinata is ill. Naruto is a prisoner. Both are on opposite sides of the fence. They share a unlikely love, having the ultimate connections though paper plane letters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,452 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Summer Blunder by massey reviews
Hidan. Shirtless. Boxers. Summer. Need I say more?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Obito U. - Complete
Partners 3! by obsidianLight16 reviews
The REAL reason Kakuzu collects money...and what about Hidan? Third part of Partner Series! ;P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Partners 2! by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi and Kisame's REAL relationship...is not a normal one Part Two of Partners! Series :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Partners! by obsidianLight16 reviews
How Deidara really got his scope... And because Sasori has a REALLY short fuse. XD Part One of the Partner series!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Anything by mewmewstardom reviews
To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,002 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Riddell Lee reviews
Harry Potter, by sheer dumb luck, spilled some sort of a love potion on himself. A powerful one too. Every girl - and even a few boys - immediately begin fawning over him, adding to much hilarity and chaos. This includes ghosts, teachers, etc
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Jashinmas! by miragechick2 reviews
It's the holidays at the Akatsuki base, and Hidan wants to pull of his own relegious holiday... Jashinmas. Includes a lot of humor, a little yaoi, and overcelebration. Rated T for someone's pottymouth cough cough... Hidan , nudity, and beer!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,261 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan
My Escape by SharkbaitSekki reviews
To the world, the Akatsuki was a bunch of S-class criminals. To them, it was the family they never had. To me, it was my escape from all the pain and suffering my dark, hidden past had endured. Kinda AU,T for abuse,mentions of rape,language, and violence
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,788 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
He Thought He Died Happy Too by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sequel to I Thought I Died Happy where Deidara puts the Address Rule Book to good use and Sasori's stuck tagging along. "ITACHI! You'll pay, un!" "We'll just come over tomorrow after Deidara calms down..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I Thought I Died Happy by obsidianLight16 reviews
"We all can't die like Itachi." "That doesn't make me feel better!" In which Deidara thinks he killed Sasuke in his final explosion and Sasori has to be the one to tell him he was wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Purpose Once Again by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasuke Sakura and Naruto- they're a disfunctional group of friends. With Itachi as their sensei and a new teammate joining, the team of four genin are off to save Konohagakure from Orochimaru once again. Minato's alive!- as the Hokage- Some OOc and an OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
His Partner by obsidianLight16 reviews
The man was always hunched- really he ought to sympathize. So why was it that he couldn't help but to take a jab or two to his partner? OOCness all over :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,400 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
I Own You by deideiblueeyez reviews
Ayame is a 16-year-old prostitute for her father. But when a dashing red-haired stranger with ties to a criminally-inclined gang purchases her for his own means, her world is turned upside-down on its hinges. DEIFINITELY ON HIATUS. MAJOR OVERHAUL OF THIS STORY IS DUE IN THE FUTURE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 56,165 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 3/16/2009 - [Sasori, OC] Kabuto Y., Akatsuki
Accomplice in the Woodchipper by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. In which Kakuzu kills his partners, Orochimaru stalks Itachi, Pein struggles to maintain order, and everyone else just kinda lets it happen. Rated for violence and swearing. Please read and review. Format correction update .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Water Conservation by Arzosah reviews
One-shot. Akatsuki crack. You can take the Sand-nin out of the desert, but you can't take the desert out of them. Sasori proves to the rest of Akatsuki that in Suna, water conservation isn't so much regulation as religion. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Road Rage by Insanity4Apples reviews
The Akatsuki didn't have qualms with killing but Pein thought running over civilians was a bit much.' Rated T for violence. By Mady.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Akatsuki, Hidan - Complete
Matchmaker Hokage by Lexar reviews
Tsunade is tired of sitting on the sidelines; it's about time she plays matchmaker! Besides she's got money on this, and there is no way she is going to lose this bet! NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Don't Ask, Don't Tell by Arzosah reviews
Akatsuki crack. Sasori and Orochimaru return unusually late from a mission, and no one really wants to know the reason why. Contains cross-dressing. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Ang Dakilang Epal by sabrinaaa reviews
Bakit ba lagi mo kong pinagti-tripan? May gusto ka sa 'kin no! SasukexSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - Filipino - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,091 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Suicide by Knowingisfearing reviews
a poem about hidan's suicide when i was hyped up on sugar...this is happy writing for me :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Für Sakura by Tsukiko no Yuki reviews
AU, SasuSaku "As much as I'm honored to have THE Uchiha Sasuke singing Barney's song outside my home, I've to say, Sasuke-kun, you sing HORRIBLY off-tune."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Annoying by Tsukiko no Yuki reviews
Because daddy is his idol, and Sasuke really wants to be like him. SasuSaku, FugakuMikoto
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
I'm Not GAY! by xFearxOfxDeathx reviews
Itachi isn't gay! So why is Kisame singing these damn songs to him? I suck at summaries and titles o.o yay! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
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Chronicles of our Evillious Shooting reviews
Gumi: I, as the Master of the Hellish Yard, am directing the whole Evillious Chronicles because Len/the Master of the Heavenly Yard is too lazy to do it. I wrote all of the problems I encountered during shooting in this dia- journal. Warning: broken fourth wall, an author with God complex, otaku Vocaloids who do not value Gumi's privacy, rabid fans, and lots and lots of spoilers :D
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Gumi/Megpoid, Len K.
So Much for Shampoo reviews
People with particularly cool hair will do anything to get their favorite shampoo. Even if it's the last bottle in the vicinity... Even if they make a scene fighting derangedly for it...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,344 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
The World's Princess reviews
Rin d'Autriche is the princess of the yellow country, Lucifenia. But what if a girl comes along and says she's the No.1 Princess of the World? Crossover of Daughter of Evil and World is Mine.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Rin K., Miku H.
Pottermore Bedamned reviews
The first of the series of one-shots that show the life of the wizarding community with two Muggle contraptions called laptops and the Internet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Bad End Dawn reviews
Sasuke was lost in the forest in the outskirts of Konoha, not even knowing which village he is near to. He then decides to spend the night in a cave which turns out to be a mansion with the most generous hosts he could hope for. Or are they?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Sasuke U., Akatsuki - Complete
I'm Not Singing reviews
The Akatsuki just got a Karaoke machine from Kami-knows-where. And everyone, except Sasori, was singing. Soon, the Akatsuki force, or try to force, him to sing. But who can? Sasori's like, the ultimate killjoy... Rated T due to a certain Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,279 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Puppet Burst reviews
Two friends, separated from childhood. When they meet again, will they recognize each other or will it be the reason for destruction? Romance implied. One-shot AU
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Misadventures of Iwagakure no Deidara reviews
How many things could possibly go wrong in one day? And it all started with an alarm clock... Poor Deidara. XD Fangirls, don't worry. I just need an OC to make the story funnier. Don't be bitter about the pairings. And sorry for the constant editing!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
