Hey, it's the second! To be uploaded…

Chapters will be extremely short, since there's science to be done and experiments to run. (Portal much?)

Disclaimer: Kishimoto-sama owns the Akatsuki.

Anyway, this chapter is just the introduction. The good parts come later. I hope you enjoy reading this! ^_^

Pein cleared his throat now that the ever-so-late Deidara has taken his seat in their meeting room. He glared at the terrorist bomber first (who shrunk under his gaze), before standing up and started pacing around the mostly annoyed Akatsuki members in the damp meeting room.

"Okay, so what the bloody fucking hell is this all about?" Hidan asked. "I mean, you called us in here for a stupid goddamn meeting and then just say fucking nothing? And I was having my fucking morning ritual to Jashin, too." He added. That was quite true, seeing that the immortal has a pike sticking from his chest from the said ritual.

"Much as I don't like saying this, Leader-sama, Hidan's right," Kakuzu said. "I lost count of all the Akatsuki funds because Tobi came crashing in my room shouting about a meeting you just called."

"Well…" Pein started. "This has nothing to do about the Bij-"

"Quit the crap already, Pein," Sasori interrupted. "You know I don't like waiting, and I have more important things to do."

"But no one cares, un," Deidara piped up. "You're just going to clean Hiruko and the Third Kazekage again, yeah." The blonde added under his breath.

"Shut up, brat," the redhead said uncaringly.

"Anyway, before Sasori has kindly interrupted me, I have some news to tell you," Pein rubbed his temple in order to calm his now throbbing vein.

"Good or bad?" A certain Uchiha said.

"I'd never seen you care about the news, Itachi-san." His partner said, surprised.

"How else would I know that my stupid little brother is on the run with a certain snake bastard, huh?" Itachi rhetorically asked.

"Oops."

"AS I WAS SAYING, I have some news for y–"

"Hey, there's a new Karaoke machine in the living room!" Konan yelled as she run inside the meeting room.

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?"

"Well, at least Konan told," Pein muttered.

"You called a meeting just for that?" Sasori said impatiently. "That's it, I'm leaving."

Everyone rushed to the living room, arguing who's singing first.

"YAY! Tobi's going to sing 'Happy Birthday!'" A masked man declared.

"No way in hell, un! I'm singing first, yeah!" Deidara said.

"But-"

"I'm the senpai!"

"Yes, senpai. Tobi's a good boy." Tobi said, tearing up.

"Yes!" Deidara yelled, not caring.

"What idiots," Itachi said, walking back to his room.

"Hey, Itachi-san, aren't you going to the living room?" Kisame asked.

"No, I'm gonna catch up from my lack of sleep," the raven replied.

"Kay then, have fun sleeping!"

"Hn."

Sorry, there's not much Sasori in it. I promise there'll be a lot more when the next chapter comes… I was writing this in the school's computer laboratory and I don't really want to be late for my next class that time. How devious of me, writing in the comlab during break… Good thing the teachers never caught the swears.