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Chapter Three

Deidara awoke, his eyelids heavy as he opened them. He looked around to see he was in a cold steel room, he looked distastefully at the horrible curtains which had been placed in the window in a failed attempt to brighten up the room. Stood directly in front of him was a blonde woman with her hair in two ponytails down her shoulders and huge breasts. Deidara stared at them for a moment wondering if they were real or not. He tried to think what Kakuzu had said about the difference between breast inplants and real ones, he gave up and turned his attention back to her face which was filled with anger and impatience. He looked at her pale brown eyes, chocolate... a light milkly chocolate, he closed his eyes why was he so obsessed with chocolate, anything brown or creamy white he compared it to chocolate.

"You know who I am, don't you." The woman said, Deidara nodded, of course he did she was the Hokage afterall.

"Yeh, Lady Tsunade, the Slug Princess, one of the three sennin and fifth and current Hokage of Konoha, un." Deidara answered opening his eyes.

"You do know why you are here, right?"

"Of course I do, that bastard Uchiha placed a chakra-seal on me for no-reason and ten of your lame jounins attacked me when I was blind in one eye, un. I was holding them off, whilst the bastard Uchiha watching doing nothing,when scarecrow walks in and I collaspe. Obvisously they took me to you as your the numero uno and I'm a s-ranked criminal, un." Deidara answered sourly, Tsunade frowned at his tone of voice.

"Why were you in the land-of-fire's borders?" Tsunade asked, figuring out that the 'bastard Uchiha' was Uchiha Itachi and by telling her this the blond had unknowingly told her about the other Akatsuki member's presence.

"Getting chocolate, I ran out of it, un." Deidara scowled, Tsunade's eyes widened at the answer. Getting chocolate? What kind of rubbish excuse was that! Did he honestly think that she would believe him? Seeing as the Akatsuki's goals were to get Jinchuuriki, it was most likely they were after Naruto. The other people, which Deidara had not really noticed as his scope had been removed (he saw it in Tsunade's hand), in the room looked just as shocked and dubious. He looked around at them all calmly, wishing he had his scope on so he could see them better, it was difficult only seeing out of one eye.

"Don't lie to us." Tsunade said annoyed, Deidara frowned slightly.

"I'm not lying, I just happen to really like chocolate, un." Deidara said sticking his tounge out.

"Ibiki." Tsunade said coldly to a tall, bald man wearing a black trench-coat and a scar upon his face. "Make him talk." Tsunade said with something akin to hatred in her eyes as she looked at Deidara.

"Let's see what you got then." Deidara smiled coldly.

"I intend to make him break." Ibiki nodded just as coldly.

"And I intend not to break." Deidara answered, Ibiki glared at him, Deidara glared back. Lighting sparked between them as their glares intensified.

"So are you going to torture me or not because so far you're kinda failing at it." Deidara yawned, Ibiki growled and began dragging the blond out of the room by the hair.

"If you dare pull any of my hair out, I swear I will kill you and your family!" Deidara yelled, "well maybe not your family and that is rather mean as they didn't do anything but definetely you!" He corrected, Ibiki scowled but he let go of his hair.

"Thank you." Deidara said sourly.

Neji bumped into the procession escorting the blond Akatsuki member to his torture session, he stared at the s-ranked criminal amazed at the likeness between him and Ino. If he didn't know better he would of said they were related. The criminal froze and due to the sudden halt Ibiki was jerked backwards and fell to the ground.

"You're a Hyuuga, aren't you?" The blond bomber said excitedly, Neji nodded cautiously.

"Is it true that you can see through clothes with your Bakugnan or is it just Itachi trying to scare me?" The blond asked childishly obvivously finding the question very serious. Neji blinked and blushed slightly.

"No, we can't do that." He stammered wondering why he was even answering the question in the first place, he guessed it was because he looked so much like Ino. The bomber smiled triumphantly.

"I'm going to die happy now, thanks." The blond grinned, so dazzlingly that if Neji had his Bakugnan activitated he may have gone blind, Neji nodded blankly.

"If you don't shut up, you're going to die in a second." Ibiki growled, Deidara gave him an odd look.

"Aren't you supposed to make me talk? Telling me to shut up is contradicting yourself and also if I'm dead I can't tell you anything." Deidara said, he sighed. "No wonder, all the antognists escapes prison if Konoha's this stupid." He muttered. Out side in the streets everyone sneezed except for Shikamaru who just looked at everyone confused before shrugging and walking on. Ibiki scowled and began dragging him by his ear.

"Ow! That hurts, I don't want my ear ripped off. There would be blood everywhere and that's just gross." Deidara began whining but smiling slightly obvivously having the time of his life pissing Ibiki off.

Ino looked nervously at Sakura before looking up at the large grey building which towered above her. They had been informed by Neji, who had somehow got convinced to escort the blond Akatsuki member to the torture session, that her father was already in the torture block with the blond bomber. Ino thanked Neji blushing and stammering a bit, fidgeting slightly, Sakura grinned at her all the way through, sadisticly not trying to help her. Bitch.

"You like him so much it is not funny." She said as soon as Neji was out of ear shot, Ino glared at her.

"Why didn't you help me, that was so embarrassing!" Ino scolded her annoyed, Sakura ignored her.

"Well, shall we go in." Sakura asked uncertainly, Ino looked at her.

"What is this about?" She asked wanting some answers at last, Sakura looked at her.

"I told you, your father will tell you everything so be patient." Sakura sighed, Ino scowled scrunching up her beautiful delicate features into something less beautiful.

"Well I don't like being patient, waiting sucks." She said annoyed "And mysteries are over-rated." She added.

A/N: Ha! They did not meet :P I am so cruel :) Next chapter will be longer.